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..Dat fish wuz still gud!
photo: ICHCF
capped and submitted by: TurntableKitty
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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luks waht i done! aww is twe layt….
Kalgawn, tayke meh aweigh.
… an u floushed mah cheezburger, 2.
{eyes narrow} Ah wil gits u 2nite in ur sleepes.
cbsb! Come to chats wif me in Cheezburger Land! YAY!
nokitty !!! don’t do it !!!
Noes! U kaint stawp meh!
( sploosh )
He’p Stend! H’eps!!! I …. {glub} …. dint …. {glob} … meen 2 do it!!
Hayve merssey!
qwick kitteh grab plungah! i pulz you owt! use ebreh clawz u got, dewz inclewded!
fully - ‘take ronnie’s plungah if U want to liv!’
I can has “swirly”?
FTW!
What a wonderfully clean bathroom (puts mine to shame!).
Mine too! But, I has an avershun to kleenin too much. I does it at the werk enuff.
is carpeted tho. PLEH !!! design don’t !!!
carpetz in yer baffroom eez much pleh akshully - DO NOT WANT!
Well good new and bad news. Good - the bathroom is no longer carpeted. Bad - it isn’t clean either!
I just want to know where you got your shower curtain!
K-mart … I’m not kidding!
I’m so relieved, srsly. I was watching one of those ‘designed to sell’ shows and there was rust colored shag carpeting in the bathroom, and the owners were actually arguing with the realtor about whether to tear it out before trying to sell the place. now, I don’t usually yell at the people on the TV screen during home renovation shows (make fun of them, sure) but this TOTALLY led me to “OMG WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING” etc ;o)
I remember the first time I saw a carpeted bathroom - it was like the reaction some people have when they first hear about certain sex acts = total horror, like “I just found a body in the freezer” type horror
I’m so relieved, srsly. I was watching one of those ‘designed to sell’ shows and there was rust colored shag carpeting in the bathroom, and the owners were actually arguing with the realtor about whether to tear it out before trying to sell the place. now, I don’t usually yell at the people on the TV screen during home renovation shows (make fun of them, sure) but this TOTALLY led me to “OMG WHAT THE H*** ARE YOU THINKING” etc ;o)
I remember the first time I saw a carpeted bathroom - it was like the reaction some people have when they first hear about certain s*x acts = total horror, like “I just found a body in the freezer” type horror
girl, I think I just queened out there for a moment - opened my mouth and my purse fell right out - “and I was looking at this bathroom see, and it was CARPETED” (GASP)
Oh, SNAP! No U didn’t, Grrl! U sees carpet in the bathroom and EEEk! It’s liek “kill me with a vegematic!!1!”
*cough*
I mean, we need to rip this carpet out and put in some kind of durable flooring material–something that I can put down with my pneumatic nail gun. Then we’ll go out and drink a bunch of BEER, then beat up some punks…
uh, yeah. I was thinking a nice pigment rubbed concrete maybe, like at the spike. something butch ;o)
My momz had carpet inna bafroom alla time. One place she had, she put WHITE carpet in da kitchen!! But it stayed white cuz she’s so A/R and crazee (not crazee inna good way, liek me, tho!). But wuz onee her an her hubby, who wuz still in navy an gone much timez. So she cood have her carpet bafroom and carpet kitchen. Weerd.
Da firs time she carpet a bafroom, I wuz yung grrl. Momz got da books of carpit samples frum storez. She cut em up an stitch em up, an we had a crazee kwilt carpet in de lil baffroom in our house. Wuz kinda cute!
But I don liek e eever…
wow - crazy quilt sample carpet in the bathroom. now THAT’S an image I’ll carry to the grave ;o)
was just thinking about it - the carpet in the show was jungle red, not rust. MAJOR PLEH
Stop it already: you’re givings us a nightmares.
you think that’s bad? you should have seen L’s parent’s bathroom in charlotte - RED carpeting AND 2″ gold/white striped wallpaper with a giant (3′-4′
monogram - all in maybe 36 sq ft of half-bath. it was the type of room where you open the door and are almost pushed back by the force of the wallpaper, like a reverse of the TV in poltergeist
lol and lol sum mor.
Hims luking fur teh stahr of “Fluusheded Aweigh.”
OR
Him fluushed he’s pal rat sews rattie cud joyn teh magikall, sewer-werld maed faymuss in “Fluushed Aweigh.”
Okay, not to jump thread (which I seem to do a lot), but who TF thought that would be a good idea for a childrens movie? Was they stoopid? Was they high? Was they CATS? I can just see that pitch meeting.
“Okay, so there’s this rat, see…and he gets flushed down a toilet, see…and he ends up in this really cool and musical part of the SEWERS!!”
“Greenlight!! We’re gonna SCORE with this one!”
I have to think that this may have set a few dozen kids back a couple years on their potty training because they’re afraid they’re going to get flushed down, too.
and they all flushed their hampstars down there??
swim mr. hamster “WHEEEE” (blub-blub)
YVI! Where have you been all week? For heaven’s sake, don’t disappear like that without warning us!
It’s a bummer when LOLfrenz wander off … in my opinion, we don’t hear enough from Gladys, and bagel, and Osteogal, and I sure would like to hear from Tiny Cheezburger. You peeps know who you are … check in with us, k?
Fer reelz!
yeah, you’d tink dey had outside lives or sumfin
outside WUTS? Wut’s dat?!?
TINY CHEEZEBURGER……PHONE HOME!!!! (WELL, YU NO WHUT i MEEN)
Iz tryinz to sen debil duckie buh-bye
lolz!
“Try takin mah soul now smrt guy…”
Joo fulshed mah soul??
thanx, ai needed the exorcise. kbai.
MAH SUSHI!!!!
*nif* n i was gonna eat dat too…
Yes, I iz cureeus about evereethin.
Whi u do dat?
meWOW, talk about doin it all wrong…
Do not 2 berry ded fishee in terlet- berry himz in MAH TUMMEH!
THOWS IS NAWT FISHEES!!!!!
oh, pleh! (but in a good way..)
Five seconds rule has a flavr?
cept fur chocolate, rule is pik it up whenever, is allwas gud…
hehehe! yer feelossofee haz much win ^^
dat’s nawt choklet, kitteh!
I bleev dem meatbustrz busted teh five seconds rule. moar uv teh germses get on yer foodz if it’s wet or stikky, and less if it’s dry. chocklit is sumware in bitwin. ;o)
Dey tryed to bust teh ryul, but they misteaked, becuz it onlee wurks if yu say “FIVE SECOND RULE” an then pik up the nommie. Its majik and cant be explayned by sience.
Like the fakt that brokun cookees have no calorees becuz they leak out the edge.
see
i kin use da toylit paepr tooo
Poor hungry kitty.
Did these peepl plan the bathroom decor around teh kitteh, or vice versa?
“Marge! You want the black one or the gray one?”
“Ummm, get the black one, George. That way, if we decide to update the bathroom again, we won’t need to replace the cat. Black goes with everything.”
Yes! Wundr if teh kitteh has any lil whyte bits on im. Ver nicee bafroom dekor aksent. Purrhaps dis kitteh’s own privut bafroom.
I see also that this bathroom comes equipped with wun of the most-ultimate-fun cat toys–the rubber band / elastic hair thingy…
He steals them out of my make-up bag - I find them all over the apartment!
it’s because he secretly wishes to go to beauty school
“first we’re going to give you some highlights, then I’m going to teach you to lick your hair clean”
Mai old kitteh, Kit-Kit, yoosed to lik teh tops of mah and Mr. BonzoGal’s heds, until we has menee swirlee bits stikin up. We called it “Monsieur Kit’s Casa de Beaute.”
LOL!