Comments on: u has cumfy literachur

By: d

Thu, 19 Jul 2007 14:57:35 +0000

sensor cat – iz thinking…

By: chubchubs100

chubchubs100 — Sun, 15 Jul 2007 20:09:04 +0000

how long does it take 2 order 1 or 2 cheese burgers :p

By: mr5roses

mr5roses — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 19:08:50 +0000

Oh noez! 2 surv katz is kookbook!

By: rufuzz

rufuzz — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 17:33:21 +0000

Sorry, gladys, to hear.

By: MassCara

MassCara — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 03:12:15 +0000

UGH!

Ai trieded.

:*(

By: MassCara

MassCara — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 03:10:12 +0000

OMGWTF!? It taiks owt teh spaysis fur yu???

Nk…less tri…pereeidz.

.P.L.E.H.

(so yu tayk dem owt n yu git bowld)

By: MassCara

MassCara — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 03:08:28 +0000

put spaysis butween um

P L E H

By: Gladys

Gladys — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 22:12:57 +0000

WISHT I had knowned more glooten-free peeplz bak in oldern dayz. Is long storee, but boyfriend had wheet allergy an i useta go to his gramma all “u gotz any cornstarch? He never had gravy b4 an i wanna make gravy 4 him.” wud have LOVED to make him glooten-free cookyz, bredz, chzbrgrz…he never hadd any of dat stuff bcz wheet hided in least obvious places.

Allergyz ain’t nothin to mess wif. He axually died b/c of wheet allergy (agin–long story)…waz moar sad dan I can say.

By: manyreddevils

manyreddevils — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 18:41:36 +0000

I don let mai kitteh cook no more. He maeks all sorts of messes in da kitchen. He usez all the potz and panz and spillz everyting and nevah kleans up afta himsulf.

By: Duffy

Duffy — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:26:05 +0000

Lookin for ressipees for chocklit moussie, an rat-atouille…

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:14:07 +0000

liver kroket = much pleh

By: Patrick

Patrick — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 15:16:07 +0000

I present to you…Seven-Up mixed with milk:

http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/sevenup2/10.html

Cookin with Dr Pepper:

http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/drpepper/index.html

Makin cheezburgerz with carnation evaporated milk:

http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/bbtrix/1.html

DO NOT WANT!!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!ONEONEONE!

By: Flartus

Flartus — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 15:14:17 +0000

yay fur THC!!

By: tenhousecats

tenhousecats — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 14:53:06 +0000

NEENER NEENER NEENER

By: calvinandtucker

calvinandtucker — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 14:52:53 +0000

Pleh! Do not want ennyting called “surprise”

By: CrazyOldLady

CrazyOldLady — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 14:36:51 +0000

FTW!!!!

By: Pittypat

Pittypat — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 14:31:58 +0000

lol flartus u be teh clebber todai.

By: Pittypat

Pittypat — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 14:30:46 +0000

Meno and ‘Lissa, thass weerd. r u makin sure to inclood the slashy sign? An no spaces between letters and symbols?

By: Flartus

Flartus — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 14:28:11 +0000

is cause u typed : kitteh gaze

By: Flartus

Flartus — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 14:18:20 +0000

emme try…

PLEH!

By: Flartus

Flartus — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 14:14:23 +0000

Pleh! Do not want! Will keep sanitee, sakrifise teh monees, thx.

By: rufuzz

rufuzz — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 14:13:25 +0000

Stend. I LOVES u. Will u marry me? I’ll make you a special Sour Cream Prune Pie, from my grandma’s cookbook, “Modernistic Recipe-Menu Book” from the DeBoth Homemakers School. Published in 1929. There’s also a killer recipe for Terrapin Stew. You need to start with a live terrapin…

By: HalfNinja

HalfNinja — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 13:53:02 +0000

Perhaps you are not using enough Cat-sup?

By: D.R.

D.R. — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 13:13:38 +0000

im in ur libareys

negosheatin ur Dooey Desamal Sistim

By: Menopaws

Menopaws — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 13:05:23 +0000

I tried it and got the blank stare (see above…)

By: Melissa

Melissa — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 13:04:24 +0000

DAMMIT!

By: Menopaws

Menopaws — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 13:04:17 +0000

By: Melissa

Melissa — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 13:03:35 +0000

pleh

By: Pittypat

Pittypat — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 12:52:33 +0000

ok i can has second try? (teh invisible codes, let me not show u them?)

ok, say #=less-than-sign, and %=greater-than-sign, then u go:
#b%pleh!#/b%.

By: Pittypat

Pittypat — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 12:49:22 +0000

oh hai melissa, itz rly eezee.

1) hilight a wurd.
2) gaze adoringly at wurd an say: u iz a strong wurd, u iz. u be so brave an nervy, u a bold wurd! u can boldly go where no wurd haz gone befoar cuz u so bold!

ok for rly: say #=, and u want to bold the word pleh! then u go:
#b%pleh!#/b%.

By: typingisnotactivism

typingisnotactivism — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 05:44:46 +0000

and a wunnerful dish to prepaer wen yu haz left over bawdeez and menny gests cumming. forwurd iz by Jawn Wayn Gaysee.

By: scarletkitty

scarletkitty — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 05:19:11 +0000

Dos beez libairilols. Dey is rare breed owtsyde of der nachural habeetats. Dey duz nawt lyke deh daylytes too muches. Dey lykes deh artifishul lytes and close, confyned spayces. Dey iz much of deh pickies bowt meny small detayles. And dey wares funnee shooz.
Dey likez deh bookees to beez in deh rite orderz an all, and wuld lykes to arranjes dem by kolor sumtymes to help deh dum stoopeez whu sez fings lyke “I don no deh nayme of deh buk and I don no wut it iz abowt eggsakerly but mah sistuh sed her littel libairy in Teckas haz it so it mustz be heer, too. I sawed it wen I visited her. I beez abowt diz tall and is bloo. U must no wut I means.”
so sumtymes dey is deh kranky buttz.
iz innerestin spesheees.

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 04:15:43 +0000

Hi, Turkeyburger:

That’s “To Serve Man”. One of classic “Twilight Zone” episodes.

Jack.

By: Turkeyburger (no relation)

Turkeyburger (no relation) — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 03:58:35 +0000

OMG!!1! “How to serve mankind”! Whut dis doin’ in here?

By: Turkeyburger (no relation)

Turkeyburger (no relation) — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 03:56:36 +0000

Oh, I don’t think u need to worry ’bouts dat, ‘lissa.

j/k

I kids because I lurves…

By: Turkeyburger (no relation)

Turkeyburger (no relation) — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 03:55:15 +0000

OMG! Now all we needz is Ron Popeil out here in a fugly sweater, and we wud makes a millyun monees!

By: Turkeyburger (no relation)

Turkeyburger (no relation) — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 03:53:42 +0000

“I is a level 7 vegan–I do not eat any food that casts a shadow…”

By: Turkeyburger (no relation)

Turkeyburger (no relation) — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 03:51:54 +0000

OMG! I thinks I has seen dat recipe!

I can has BBQ pleez?

By: Turkeyburger (no relation)

Turkeyburger (no relation) — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 03:50:47 +0000

Also, search online for some recipes for teh Weight Watchers from teh early 70s…
OMG DO NOT WANT!
Not only do they have absolutely NO nootrishunal info on them at all, but in all teh photos teh fudz is kinda strange gray color…

My mother has recipes from when she was young, and the new food fad was…broccoli. Many recipes from the time say that “when you are preparing broccoli, don’t throw away the florets because they make an interesting garnish and in fact are edible.” Seems very strange to think that not too long ago broccoli was such a strange food that peeps didn’t even know what parts to eat!

I have some receipe books from my Grandmother that refer to cooking fud in a “slow oven” or a “fast oven”

By: Turkeyburger (no relation)

Turkeyburger (no relation) — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 03:40:08 +0000

Kitteh is clearly looking up recipes in teh Diabeetus Kontrol cookbook to helps out his frend teh lolrus…

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 03:05:10 +0000

This is sick. I’m actually starting to want to try some of these.

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 02:53:35 +0000

Kittehs LUV Liver Croquettes. It was a sad day for kittehs wen dey went out of fashun.

By: typingisnotactivism

typingisnotactivism — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 02:45:56 +0000

“pleez to be cookin mee a diyabetik?”

By: typingisnotactivism

typingisnotactivism — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 02:14:38 +0000

kudzu!!!

By: Flartus

Flartus — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 01:46:35 +0000

oh, dose r funneh! But dere r some weerd lukking kittehs in dere, dat don has no fur cept on top of dere heds, an dere eerses doan stik up like normal. Wut breed r dose??

By: Amethyst42

Amethyst42 — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 00:35:49 +0000

I have comfy literachair

By: B!

B! — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 00:31:16 +0000

OMGPEONIES!!! Charles PHoenix is such a crack up! LOVE da Astro Weenie Tree!!!!

By: B!

B! — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 00:29:56 +0000

Old ones da bes kind! I haf cookbuks going back to rennisants, some gud noms in der! Plus, da reeelee older buks has gud direckshuns on tings liek skinning fud an cooking weerd tings for noms!

I always get da gud ol books, not liek dese:
http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/
http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards.html

By: D.R.

D.R. — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 00:27:22 +0000

i is writin’ ur dissertashun

has lotsa footnoats

iz titled:

Mankine’z Quess fer Cheezburgers in de 20-foof Senchree

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 00:18:44 +0000

Buk Kayse iz t3h Best
Lawtz uv spayse hydz in t3h bak
Playgraownd for Kitteh

Much vayrieddi
Buks awl syze maykz dark kwyet
Hewminz no can see

Kan maykz rume in bak
Push buks to maykz spayse wydur
Sumtymz dey fawl daown

Jack.