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neeid too fynd recpi fer scumptus cheezburger, pls.
This chair is liar!
It claims bettar cheezeburgers inside, but is empty!
kitteh gonna maik hiz oan cheezeburgers an get famus.
I retains cheezburger resipee thru teh ozmosis.
Thx to Diabeetus cookbook, I no has lost 2 collar sizes!
I so sweet, i gives u the diabeetus!
Qwik….aye…..needz …..mor…..insulin…..(sorry, I ded from teh kewt!)
ohhhh…dat’s teh siyentific explanashun!
duz diabetes makes ur hed aspolde, too?
in Soviet Russia, the diabeetus has you
kitteh diabeetus maekes ur hed eggxspolede, knot da regulard kinde
Kitteh is clearly looking up recipes in teh Diabeetus Kontrol cookbook to helps out his frend teh lolrus…
Luvver uv grate kittehature
Shef cat feersly gards hiz secret cheezburger resipee. Many want. None can have.
pikturin’ kitteh wif a chef hat…too much of teh cute!
hmm…vegitareein cheezburgerz?? Do Not Want!!
you maek little tofuburgers cry.
Don’ cry, lil tofuburger! Ah still luv u!
oh, sowwy…jest thot teh kitteh wud prefer teh meety kind.
Akshully, tho, kitteh wud prolly like a tunaburger!
I sees wut ur doin there…less shallot, more cheezburger, plz.
RachaelRaykitteh lookin for 30-minnit mee-yowls.
wif lotz of EVOO!!
Yummmm-O!
Ever notice how many cookbooks are for sale at flea markets and yard sales? What does that say … nobody cooks anymore? Purrrsonally, I can’t remember the last time I opened one! I look in the fridge, I look in the freezer, I look in the pantry – *pow* *crash* *boom* – “Dinner’s ready!” Is tasty, nootrishus and – most of all – fast? I’m there!
that, and many old cookbooks have some funky-ass recipes in them for stuff that the average family DO NOT WANT
like these?
http://www.retrolife.typepad.com/my_weblog/recipes_oddity_or_edible_you_decide/index.html
I want that damn cake, and I want it NOW !!! lulz
better yet
http://www.charlesphoenix.com/the-poodle-and-the-astro-weenie-christmas-tree/
I present to you, The Astro Weenie Christmas Tree
Stend I gotta hand it to ya. You always find the wierdest shit man!
you may bow.
OMGPEONIES!!! Charles PHoenix is such a crack up! LOVE da Astro Weenie Tree!!!!
This is sick. I’m actually starting to want to try some of these.
I luuuuuuuuurve teh old cookbuks, I awaz luk 4 dem at garije sayls, liberry sayls, etc. Dey has much hilareeus bad resipees, bad fotos, an bad “tipz 4 howswyfes.” Mmm, crown roast of hot dogs…
Not a cookybook, but i has a broshur from about 1936 abowt how to do lawndry in teh “new-fangled” masheens. My favrit part is ware they tells u how to kleen kid glubs…cuz ever ladee dat wuz a ladee had dem sukkahs.
BG–I LURVEZ ol cookbux too!!! Gotz a buk from my gramma wif fabric cover, an a Joy of Cookin from 1940sumthin…an ohyah, dey gotsez lotza PLEH in dem! An I llllllllovvve it! Dlishus taystee MEATS IN ASPIC…nom nom nom!
Old ones da bes kind! I haf cookbuks going back to rennisants, some gud noms in der! Plus, da reeelee older buks has gud direckshuns on tings liek skinning fud an cooking weerd tings for noms!
I always get da gud ol books, not liek dese:
http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/
http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards.html
Also, search online for some recipes for teh Weight Watchers from teh early 70s…
OMG DO NOT WANT!
Not only do they have absolutely NO nootrishunal info on them at all, but in all teh photos teh fudz is kinda strange gray color…
My mother has recipes from when she was young, and the new food fad was…broccoli. Many recipes from the time say that “when you are preparing broccoli, don’t throw away the florets because they make an interesting garnish and in fact are edible.” Seems very strange to think that not too long ago broccoli was such a strange food that peeps didn’t even know what parts to eat!
I have some receipe books from my Grandmother that refer to cooking fud in a “slow oven” or a “fast oven”
Stend. I LOVES u. Will u marry me? I’ll make you a special Sour Cream Prune Pie, from my grandma’s cookbook, “Modernistic Recipe-Menu Book” from the DeBoth Homemakers School. Published in 1929. There’s also a killer recipe for Terrapin Stew. You need to start with a live terrapin…
I present to you…Seven-Up mixed with milk:
http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/sevenup2/10.html
Cookin with Dr Pepper:
http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/drpepper/index.html
Makin cheezburgerz with carnation evaporated milk:
http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/bbtrix/1.html
DO NOT WANT!!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!ONEONEONE!
I lives wif a purrfeshunal chef-tipe purrson. Even if we gots a recipe, we don follow it! Drives mah mommeh crazee wen she wants a recipe…
“how long shud i cook it?”
“til it’s dun!”
I has summa my gramma’s old cookbooks. Theyr teh phunnie.
Hawaiian pork chop pimento surprise. WTF?!
Pleh!
Haha! I have a Woman’s Home Companion Cook Book circa 1942 that could cause a myocardial infarction just by reading the recipe for Liver Croquettes. Who, in their right mind, ever ate a Liver Croquette?
housewifes whut wanted to be widers?
no, i mented dat’s who COOKED dem. sowwy. naptime.
Kittehs LUV Liver Croquettes. It was a sad day for kittehs wen dey went out of fashun.
liver kroket = much pleh
OMG! I thinks I has seen dat recipe!
I can has BBQ pleez?
Pleh! Do not want ennyting called “surprise”
Osteogal is anal retentive fussy gluten-free vegan. So bad she even orders cookbooks from the internet, has them delivered to her house and – gasp! – uses them all! Also reads blogs of other gluten-free vegans (yup, there’s more than one of us).
Very irritating to others.
Yes “butt” ur colon is teh happee. One of mah co werkers has the celiac(spellin?) disease? She maded me psketti wif rice noodlez. vary gud.
kudzu!!!
“I is a level 7 vegan–I do not eat any food that casts a shadow…”
WISHT I had knowned more glooten-free peeplz bak in oldern dayz. Is long storee, but boyfriend had wheet allergy an i useta go to his gramma all “u gotz any cornstarch? He never had gravy b4 an i wanna make gravy 4 him.” wud have LOVED to make him glooten-free cookyz, bredz, chzbrgrz…he never hadd any of dat stuff bcz wheet hided in least obvious places.
Allergyz ain’t nothin to mess wif. He axually died b/c of wheet allergy (agin–long story)…waz moar sad dan I can say.
Sorry, gladys, to hear.
Oh hai, I findz a yoose for yer post-modern fixshun.
I has a books.
Hey…..yu gonna reed me a storee…or whut?????? I been waitin here two hole minitz alreddy!
two hole minitz…LOL! Kitteh eternitee!
DIABEETUS!
Kitteh haz sum sharp klawz!
ur unyun…let me mince it.
NEW AND IMPROVED!!! from CATCO!! It’s the amazing Kitchen Kitten, it slices, it dices, it juliennes, it chases mice, it eats your cheeseburgers, it sits on your kitchen table and licks its harbls! (Note; Catco accepts no liability for bitten, clawed or otherwised maimed hands, fingers or faces)
OMG! Now all we needz is Ron Popeil out here in a fugly sweater, and we wud makes a millyun monees!
Pleh! Do not want! Will keep sanitee, sakrifise teh monees, thx.
leest itz not litterchair!
u maded teh phunny! “litterchair” … hahahaha!
t’anks!
Umm…mebbeh juss me, but…dat kitteh doan wook cumfy atall.
Him luks lyk he’z found gud hydin plais fur wehn hiz hyumin cumz tu yuz can opner. He getz furst dibs on gushyfuids.
BACKAWAYYYY FRUM TEH COOKIEBOOKS! MAI COOKIEBOOKS!!
kitty is a litra-CHURL
How u make werds bold? must noes, so i kin be moar irritatin plz.
Oh, I don’t think u need to worry ’bouts dat, ‘lissa.
j/k
I kids because I lurves…
oh hai melissa, itz rly eezee.
1) hilight a wurd.
2) gaze adoringly at wurd an say: u iz a strong wurd, u iz. u be so brave an nervy, u a bold wurd! u can boldly go where no wurd haz gone befoar cuz u so bold!
ok for rly: say #=, and u want to bold the word pleh! then u go:
#b%pleh!#/b%.
ok i can has second try? (teh invisible codes, let me not show u them?)
ok, say #=less-than-sign, and %=greater-than-sign, then u go:
#b%pleh!#/b%.
pleh
DAMMIT!
emme try…
PLEH!
put spaysis butween um
P L E H
OMGWTF!? It taiks owt teh spaysis fur yu???
Nk…less tri…pereeidz.
.P.L.E.H.
(so yu tayk dem owt n yu git bowld)
UGH!
Ai trieded.
:*(
I tried it and got the blank stare (see above…)
is cause u typed : kitteh gaze
Meno and ‘Lissa, thass weerd. r u makin sure to inclood the slashy sign? An no spaces between letters and symbols?
lol flartus u be teh clebber todai.
NEENER NEENER NEENER
yay fur THC!!
FTW!!!!
Ur literachur be awlso taystee an nootrishus.
Y u need tu buks of Grate Meels in Mines, hay, preshus? Du dey dwarfs nawt haf gud cooks in Morya? Or do dey Bawlrawg eats dem awl?
That’s my HUNTER CAT! I didn’t do the caption, but I uploaded the picture with my own, not nearly as funny picture. He’s famous! Wait until I tell him! (He’s a grown up cat now.)
He teh cute! So tells us…he a gud cook?
He is much better with the plating and presentation. He carefully dishes all the senior food out of his cat fudz, leaving all the kitten food for the senior cat!
I don let mai kitteh cook no more. He maeks all sorts of messes in da kitchen. He usez all the potz and panz and spillz everyting and nevah kleans up afta himsulf.
Kyoooooot kitteh! Kongratumalashuns on gitting him all famus!
doznt kitteh go rite aftr kitchin? xquuz mee for tryin to keep ur laibary orgunaizd!
Ur 640s. I haz them.
(Just a little librarian humour. BTW, someone may have posted this already but these are fun. Mild naughty language alert! http://community.livejournal.com/lolbrarians)
oh, dose r funneh! But dere r some weerd lukking kittehs in dere, dat don has no fur cept on top of dere heds, an dere eerses doan stik up like normal. Wut breed r dose??
Dos beez libairilols. Dey is rare breed owtsyde of der nachural habeetats. Dey duz nawt lyke deh daylytes too muches. Dey lykes deh artifishul lytes and close, confyned spayces. Dey iz much of deh pickies bowt meny small detayles. And dey wares funnee shooz.
Dey likez deh bookees to beez in deh rite orderz an all, and wuld lykes to arranjes dem by kolor sumtymes to help deh dum stoopeez whu sez fings lyke “I don no deh nayme of deh buk and I don no wut it iz abowt eggsakerly but mah sistuh sed her littel libairy in Teckas haz it so it mustz be heer, too. I sawed it wen I visited her. I beez abowt diz tall and is bloo. U must no wut I means.”
so sumtymes dey is deh kranky buttz.
iz innerestin spesheees.
Ur 640s. I haz them.
hahahahahahaha! iz kitteh called Dewey? hahahahaha!
DIABEETUS cat has DIABEETUS!
Buk Kayse iz t3h Best
Lawtz uv spayse hydz in t3h bak
Playgraownd for Kitteh
Much vayrieddi
Buks awl syze maykz dark kwyet
Hewminz no can see
Kan maykz rume in bak
Push buks to maykz spayse wydur
Sumtymz dey fawl daown
Jack.
i is writin’ ur dissertashun
has lotsa footnoats
iz titled:
Mankine’z Quess fer Cheezburgers in de 20-foof Senchree
I have comfy literachair
“pleez to be cookin mee a diyabetik?”
OMG!!1! “How to serve mankind”! Whut dis doin’ in here?
Hi, Turkeyburger:
That’s “To Serve Man”. One of classic “Twilight Zone” episodes.
Jack.
and a wunnerful dish to prepaer wen yu haz left over bawdeez and menny gests cumming. forwurd iz by Jawn Wayn Gaysee.
im in ur libareys
negosheatin ur Dooey Desamal Sistim
Perhaps you are not using enough Cat-sup?
Lookin for ressipees for chocklit moussie, an rat-atouille…
Oh noez! 2 surv katz is kookbook!
how long does it take 2 order 1 or 2 cheese burgers :p
sensor cat – iz thinking…