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Da Britizh am heer!
yus we are!
start teh (kitteh) invayshun!
OMG I HAS A VISION of the british
whut’s a british? are dey bringin cheezburgers? will dey snorgle me?
Yes, dey bringun teh cheezburgers, but teh britush not know hao to maek gud cheezburgers (sry its twoo) and you will not want. Wate til Fwenchies com. Den yu get fwies wit ur cheezburger. But teh britush will snorgle yu, certnly. Dey luvs ther anmls. Unls yu be a foxx.
What iz them neighbourz doing?
Dey is haveng naykid shayme-shayme pul party. Doan dey no dat dey naybers kan cee dem? And I onlee neded tu clyme on tu boxxis an peke frew de leves ob dis treee?
I kin see whut ur doin ther….
upright kitteh beez related to ceiling cat?
U iz abowt free munfs tu layt, kitteh.
Free munfs nuffin, he iz abowt 231 yeers 2 layt…
o LOL & BG – yoo guyz r hystorikal…
Da Britizh has bin an gun, kitteh!
bin an gun = minimalist military industrial complex?
Paul Revere cat is startin ur revolushun.
“Ysai ywanna revalooshuuuuun yahhh yu noooo…”
Iz Jawn Lennin cat.
Den is communis revalooshun. All hale Lennin!
dey bringz beerz?
Teh British beerz is usully served warm. Pleh, do not want! Must have frosty bvrgs nao!
WUN IF BAI LAN, TOO IF BAI C!!1
Dey be bringin bangers ‘n mash? Toad-in-the-hole? Cockie-leekie?
mooshie pees?
nom nom nom!
Spottid dick?
YOU MAKE KITTY SCARED of british cooking
…kitty will be IN UR NEUTRAL NATION, EATING UR CHOCOLATEY TREETZ/
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/tag/chocolate/
But New Yoark Tiems this week say British chonklit is best.
Is conun-dumb.
AAAAhhh!! I fearz teh British cooking! Spotted Dick and Clotted Cream–wurst fud names ever!
Because teh Head Cheeze and teh Scrapple is way much betterz! (bleev meh, u doan wanna know what in dem–Google if u dare)
Only thing dat beats dem both–teh dread Haggis…
Akshully, teh kittehs wud prolly nom nom nom teh Haggis…
Yummm … Head Cheeze with Toe Jam. Ummmm!
(Head Cheeze! Jeez louize … evn teh name wud skare u!)
Head cheez? Ur doin it wrong!
Ebry nayshun haz dey fud dat is teh yuk. My momma growed up in da Souf (Alabama) ware dey eats da “chitlins” and da “okra.” An da “collard greens.”
PLEH!
blood pudding!!??
Cockie-leekie? Plz to wach yur langwage!
British foodz sound lik an afflikshun … i mean, rilly, spottid dick? (an, yes, ‘lissa, i noes what spottid dick iz … u notty gurl!) Purrhaps iz Cockaleekie? … either way, soundz lik trip to urologist in order!
So does lolcats in GB wants sumfing other than cheezburgers? Is they saying “I say, might i haz a cockieleekie, my good chap?”
Fish n’ chipz, plz, minus chips. No vinagrr.
Bubble and squeak! Which is what I do after I eat it!
Paul Revere kitteh sez: “One lantern? Or two?”
Momma sez: If u gonna stan up like a biped, U better go put on sum pants!
Gonna need varry low rise pants. Hip hoppers?
short pants fur teh tall kitteh!
dis kitteh tinks he meerkitteh
but den maibee he iz a-meer-i-can kitteh!!!
USA! USA!
(plz doant be 2 hurtingz me kthx)
Mah bellee. Let me show u it.
Iz it one if bai sea, two if bai landz? One if bai landz, two if bai see? I forgits… Durn.
*goez to taek nap insted*
*missez revolushun*
*waek up in tyme to take baf on Constitushun whyle they be tryeng to signz it*
press 1 for land. oprima numero dos para el mar.
lol!
Si tiene una hamburguesa de urgencia, ponela en la boca de tu gato.
(tr: if you haz a mergency hamburgr, put it in ur kitteh’s mouf!)
(at leest, i tink dat’s wut i sed…)
awlmost!
“If it has an urgency hamburger, ponela in the mouth of your cat.”
http://www.babelfish.altavista.com/tr
EWWWW Don’t ponela in da kitteh’s mouf!!
poor kitteh…wut r we doin to u??
OH NOES! THINK OF TEH LOLPONELACATS!!1!
U do realize dat if dere had been teh kitteh present while dey trying to sign de Declaration, he wud have jumped up on teh table and sat hiz fuzzy butt right down where John Hancock (heh heh) was about to sign.
And den, if dey had pushed kitteh off teh table, he would have jumped back up and sat down right where EVERY SINGLE OTHER PERSON was about to sign. Over and over.
…smearing the ink, forever weaving light kittehfurs into the parchment for all posterity, and then attacking the pen, ripping it to shreds because it was a feather.
And then be like…”Whut?”
it’s a new plan of the brittishers. they are planning to overtake us using one of the deadliest creatures on earth :cats
Giv me cheezeburgers or give me deaf!
Ask not wut ur cheezbrgr can do fer u, but wut u can do to get cheezbrgr!
i regret that i haz only wun cheezburger!
nom nom nom
A cheezburger divided against itself cannot stand
Fore skore an sebben cheezburgerz ago…
life, liberrys and teh persoot of cheezburgerz!!
Damn teh cheezburgers and full speede ahed!
Eat cheeze or die!
um, dats an entyrlee diffrnt catugorree uv sayeengz.
Iz liek live free or dye….
oh, i wuz finkin’ eat poo ‘n’ die. TOE-talee difrunt.
Yeah–I think is teh state motto of Wisconsin…
win!
New Hampshire, acksuly. Or wuz it New Hamster?
kin yoo kyndlee repeet dat? i din’t heer it verry gud.
Nooo stoopy hoomins wot u be doin? Ah wroted First Amendmant tah be “Given Chzbrgrz dailee an dey be changin eet!! WTF?!?! Dis wai we kant has nice thingz…
Doant fire ’till u see a cheezburger!
If dis be cheezon, let us maek teh most uf it?
Mai daddy was a weenerdog
Stand 2 tenshun kitteh!
Yes sir, Major Pleh, sir!
beatlemaniac kitteh shriekz PAUL! PAUL!
(ref. to teh British Invasion . . . )
GEEEEEORRRRGGGGE!!!!!!!!!
OHHH NO! YOKO!
Heather Mills …. eeeee! Hold onto ur wallet!
Redcoat. I haz it.
Tory spy sneaks up on Paul Revere kitteh & tickles belleh. Dr. Dawes hasta finish teh ride.
Osteogal is Canajin. But not Tory. And kitteh does haz red coat. I seez it.
. . . as long as itz not a oranj coat. teh oranj ones r poysin.
Is OK–mebbe ginger coat?
Canajins mite not no (nur Mericans neever) dat Paul Revere got ketched an William Daws hads to finish teh ride. Revere is famus coz Henry Wadsworth Longfellow cudn’t find a rime fur Dawes. He shudda ritted fur teh lolcats;
Lissen mai kittehs an clap ur paws
Fur teh midnite ride of William Dawes. . .
Genius!
Longfellow musta been an idiot: paws, claws, jaws … think outside teh box, Henry!
Yah, der wuz akshooly liek 8 or 9 peeples who rode to warn de colonies of de armee approchin. One rider wuz also a grrl!!
http://www.paulreverehouse.org/ride/real.shtml
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Plains/1789/sybil.html
americanrevolution.org/jouett.html
Just Wordswirf foun dat Reveer scanned better!
I don’t know if dis is still dere–mebbe wun of u Bostonians can confirm or deny–but years ago dere was dis monument where Paul Revere and his horse wuz standin when dey saw teh lights from teh church tower. Thing is, it is nao right smack dab in teh middle of several freeway-interchange thingys (teh road layouts in Boston is teh FUBAR). U can only see teh monument from ur car window as u zips bai…
Wordswirf? Wrongfellow!
Kitteh standinz tall
Talking to t3h Mother Ship
Reeseeveeng Ohrdurz
“Teh Burd Flyz at Nyte”
Hewmin Assimilayshun
Proseedeeng az plannd
Purr Bawks Upgrayded
Dolebee Surrownd Sownd addid
Weekenz Hewmin willz
Jack.
Lovezit
Aw, looks like Totoro.
Totally does
Agreed.
Braaaaiiiiinnnnsssss!!
Oh ah wub eet!!! Zombeh kat!!! ^^
Weeniedog Kitteh finds new job as lighthouse
sounding to botes: MEEEEEEE-OWWWWWWWWWWW
kitteh finks iz humin or sumfin.
Oh hai…is dat a cheezburger in that bag??
I want kitteh lik dis. Is mush kyoot and wuvable.
OMG! how dare you insult us brits!
You Americans are not great you’re selves!
We luvs teh Brits. U has grate poets an painters an musicians an gardens. We jus don like ur cookin.
Teh britsh cookn gettn btr but, sry, needs much ‘proovment. But dats okeh, Eenglnd be ver ver byootiful! An peepl wunrful.An they luvs ther anumls.
Right … i mean, hoo r we to tawk? The fine folks hoo broht u Spam? Pleh!
Um, dood, not to nitpick, but “you’re” is a contraction of “you are”. I bleev whut U should have written was “You Americans are not great yourselves”.
KTHXBAI
Actually, he should have written “u Merkins is not so grate urselfs, ackshully”.
akshully, he shudda rittin, “oh hai, i iz gyant troll.”
or mebbe “heh heh, j/k.”
Ohnoes! think of the lolbritishz!!11!
I’ve been waiting for someone to caption that pic. here’s the original:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/babykailan/375532425/
Ah can see forever…
Another caption-
I gotz U some asid…
But I eated it.
(plz to stop smelling colors now)
Looks like noo species: MeerKitteh
Lifeguard kitteh is on dooty. Whuzzat? Does I see a fin?
Holy crap, dis kitteh is seben feetz toll!
that is a twisty cat – a cat specifically breed to have a genetic deformity that prevents it from walking normally. It’s front legs are basically useless, so it has to stand up like that. There are people in the world who would intentionally create a deformed creature that is basically going to suffer its entire life. They do it, in spite of the fact that the animal suffers, because they find it amusing to see a cat standing up. People who do that are sickos and should be put in jail, or worse.
OR.. its just a cat doing the meerkat post that many cats do in order to see over stuff in a defensive or inquisitive stance. The front paws almost always dangle like that as they pull them in towards their body to affect balance.
For instance:
This Video shows a perfectly healthy cat who is able to walk on 4, but stand on 2, in this exact same pose.
Is munchkin cat:
http://cats.about.com/cs/breedprofiles/p/Munchkin.htm
B.S.
Baarely Standing? Big Spitter? Bright Stare?
Breeding animals with the intent of perpetuating genetic flaws is inherently cruel, particularly if the flaws (such as deformed limbs, or faces which are so shortened and squashed that breathing is compromised) have a detrimental effect on the animal’s health, safety, comfort, and ability to be normal. “Cuteness” is not an acceptable moral or ethical defense of these practices.
Nao baek to ower yoosoowal kitteh pidgin…
Coming? They’re not even breathing hard yet!
tee hee.
Wuz mai firs thot too!!!
march ov teh pinguinz kitteh
Is dat de food delibrey guy! Is dat de foods?
Hurree! Hurree! Anser doore! Pleeve!
DO I SMELZ PEETSA????
michael beale kitteh sez
“i’m az cyoot az hell, an ur not gonna tayk it ennymoar”
I iz delibrelly cyoot and fuffty for de Brits. Day cannot rezist.
I gotted salami for u…
… but I etted it…
britisher heer wiv 4 kittehs and lots fudz wich r gud as cheezburgr n cookie
upright kitteh needz no b scardz britisher kittehs dey snorgle and dey nomnomnom an r hugs tiem tho hrs beehind yrs at GMT
Lots lulz n lov n oh hai to kittehs evrwher from britisher kittehs Molly, Oscar, Ty n Fredz
Hellooooo, bunnytrumper … howz things akros teh pond?
Amuricans has manee foodz to be mockd … but britishr foodz jus has teh bettr naems!
Am In Cornwall eating lots clotted cream – is perfection on top of apple pie n stuff. Ma Kittehs lov the clotted cream so buts they onlee gets to lik it from ma paws as too much iz Do Not Want re diabeetus.
Ty is girl kitteh (v old 9teenz) i got her 12 yrs go from shelter dey named her boi name lulz. Iz stripey.
Fredz is snorgle her he 6teenz. I find down raod he v sad cat n now he’s mine. Notfoever after-all Fambly no want n left him in cryin in rainz all nite. Iz stripey n white keeps paws kleen
Oscar n Molly (Molly is a boi! n v big tomkitteh!) dere stoopid not-forever fambly din looksee dey couldnt care nyways) dey came in last winter from outside in deh cold n rainings all nites n now deh liv wit us too always.
Molly I calls Mally or Solly sometiems but it doan matter he noes is boy.
Oscar lost harbls at vetz (is big longahir fluffeh blk kitteh so its was tocks harbles and everywheres harbls off K tx) 2 mons go n Molly b next
dey hav no lovelief nyways round here.
Dere frenz r speshals too n we hav walks to de river wich goes to de sea n dey sees dere frenz n plays n stuff.
O n its rainin again
O noes I hear Growltigerz – o noes itz Shakireh is here NORTY! n she’s got teh kibbles n Oscar lets her as she Ossie’s mom dey all big blak longfurballs.
O noes agen Miz Jinks visit too NORTY n chases Oscar dey play lot n dey nomnomnom til the rain stop patpatpat
Bunnytrumper pulls blankie over head has nice lie down while kittehs take over
ur kiddin–it rainin? In GB???
iz toad in the hole versus piggie in a blanket.
All local britisher kittehs here Do Want Oh Hai n dey is:
Miz Jinkseh da norti babeh (iz Molly’s babeh)
Shakireh n Shakireh’s lil kitteh wiv teh bogbrush tayl with harbls
n lemme see dere’s Murph (he liek tobako kolar n is v big boi)
n Whiskers big b oi an all wot iz hiz BFF (kitler kitteh iz Whiskers an iz RealNiceGuy tomkitteh)
dahn de raod n on corna iz Sandee who r so frenli iz not eezi say bai Sandee i gots go
n SpakkaKat who cant halp it he iz funneh we lovs he
n end of raod iz GingerFluff n twinz
lulz from a street in a seaside town in the far SW of Engerland
Ah herd a noyze!
Now i reelly skeerded!
Helps!
Okeh, dis kitteh jus gives me teh creeps. If I came hoam an foun one of my bebes lookin like dis I wud take him to teh vet immedjitly.
BRITISH ROOL!!!!!!!
AMERICANS DROOL!
SO THERE
That picture looks more like another “I made you another cookie.. But I eated it. “
The caption to this should have been something like, “My Mother was a Meerkat” or “Morrie decides to try out for Meerkat Manor” or “Preparing to go into witness protection in Africa”
Kant…Undastand….Normil…English…. XP
pick shures gone :X