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Cheezburger Network Blog
Yez, mr cat, yez it is. >:D
O, man, i srsly want that duckie! Purfekt yang to mai yello duckie’s ying … can take itz place wit teh bug-eyd froggie an teh empty Tickle Me Elmo bubbl bath contaynr… wot? … doan evrybodee hav bath toyz? …. o …. nebermind, then.
iss a freee countree. u no hafta ‘polojize.
Doant feelz bad.. Mu hubz 39 yeers yung an he sleepz wif a coorius george AND a roobie roo! And a 80 lb doggie. I gits teh left han corner of teh bed. If I hang on.
An’ ahm gessin’ hubzand is *totalee frilled* yoo told awl teh internetz bowt himz sleepin’ wif a coorious jorg. Iz ok, tho. Will bee owr littel seekrit.
Gud fint foar me hubz is tewtally pc illiterate. He skeered of it.
I has (or hadded) a mini-version of that dukkie on a keechayn. Wuz in mah stcoking on Krissmess, prolly from my SIL, who is SILleh. That’s why i lieks her.
(Note mah new naem. List Vet is now lolcatburglar.)
Just out of curiousity, is this site supposed to be original submissions from TCF? Because I’m 99% sure I’ve seen this same exact picture (captions included) on another site quite a while back. >_> I could be wrong though, it’s not yet 9 a.m. here and my brain hasn’t digested its caffeine infusion yet. x_x
We use the provided info… if it’s not provided on upload, we say ichtcf.
Ah, okies, no probs. I was just gonna say, ’cause apparently the submitter didn’t make this themself. X3 Ah well, it’s funny anywho. :d
This is a camera phone pic of my cat Clio that I captioned here at ICHC. The only other place this pic has appeared is on her MySpace page. So, while I used TCF generator, this is my original pic, and I just captioned it before submitting it.
okey ifn i cant has cheezburger,
i can maybe has burgr wif cheez?
an mayonaze wiv friez?
clevr cat
is clevr.
A bird that connot be eaten? Truly it is the devil
and teh devil took teh from uv a duk
teh devil spoak nd convinsd kitteh 2 eat from teh cheezburgr of nawledge
cheezburgr 2 big 4 kitteh 2 finish so kitteh not lern how 2 maek own cheezburgrz…or spel werds rite.
teh rest iz his story.
OMGWTFBBQROFL, super dubble-plus WIN!
In the beginning was the Cheezburgr, and the Cheezburgr was with doG, and the Cheezburgr was doG.?
Hoc erat in principio apud mueD.
Pope Happycat I gavez us teh Latin back. Yeah for Pope Happycat I!
aah, to sell or not too sell mah sowl! dat iz teh queschun!
but for cheezburgr!!! WTF! sell, sell!
is vurry good trade kitteh…
…is dat fair trade?
Depenz on how he payz teh workerz, kitteh.
Hmmmm U gots nine lives rite kitteh? so u gotz nine soulz. Shure kitteh, go ‘hed. BUT JUS ONE NOAW!!!
Mai thots zactly. Kitteh prolly haz at leest 7 souls left–can spare wun…
joke be on debbil ducky.
kitteh’s souls iz too pure to go to bad place.
go ahead make deal wit him, all catz goez to hebben eventually.
THAT’S where my Bess gets all her bad ideas! It’s all clear to me now! In fact, that kitteh looks kinda like her even…
Well hewwo! Welkum to mai epic poem! Meet mai pet duck, Mephistofleaz!
hehehe! 5 chzbrgrz fer joo!
Kitteh, doan be silleh… I noes u sold ur soul loooooong tyme ago!
Sole for Cheezburgr?
Iz kunundrum for Kitteh
Bad Debbil Duckee
Kan getz Cheezburgr
Ennie tyme Kitteh wuntz wun
Taykz eckstra effurt
Kitteh nawt layzee
Smrtur tahn Debbil Duckee
Nyne lyves and wun sole
Jack.
Lovin the hikooz!
OMG, PCG-ankan! *dies*
O-o-o-o-o You have a devil duck!!!
Jeanne
Aww kitteh, cheezburgerz is nawt dat spensive. Well, nawt yoosualy. Sum resurantz maek yoo pay mush dollerz for cheezburgerz yoar hooman kuld maek on her barberkyoo. But is jes nawt werf debil dukies pricez.
Evvybuddy noes duckies cant spel. Peel off teh bottom of ur huming bean’s shoe & give it to him. Den nom teh cheezburger kwik b4 duckie gits teh dikshunary.
devil duck – “pssst… littrboks ful agaan, leev ‘choklaat’ on pwner’s pillah?”
kitta – “hmmm. k!”
No kitteh, no. Do not sign ur name in blood. U mightz become a familur. Very bad for kitteh. Kittehz haff in and haff out anywaiz.
eez wunderbull capshun! But kitteh shud just remember lawz of supply n demand…eez all ekonomiks. ^^
DONT! GET AT LEEST 2 CHEEZBURGRS. AND A JETSKI.
but kitteh… din’t yoo sell ur soul for teh cute?? how can sell agin?
Do it, good trade.
duzint has to be mai soul
Oh, hai, ownur… I soald ur soul for teh cheezburgr. Mmmmmm. Hoap you doan minds!
is cheezburger soup fur teh kitteh soul
hansum kitteh haz beauty mark on noze. is for smoo.
Liek targit for schmoo!!!!! FTW!!!
Devil Duckeh is learnin 2 use tech powerz 4 good not evil
Don’t to be doin’ kittee. Is lowzy deel.
To be holding out for life-timed supply from cheezbergurz! THAT is being goot deel!
Ernest Hemmingduck – known for luv ov Absinth, kittehs, an being very well red.
For whom teh belleh toils?
It toils for thee Cheezburger!
Dat ole quack majik has me in its spell,
Dat ole quack majik dat yu do so well -
Dose skritchy fingurs up and down my spine
Teh same ole mischif when yer eies meet mine…
Mabeh kitteh kan ful frendz into..borowin…a soul or 2…
not a fair trade!
MUST.. HAVE… DUCKIE……
Yez it amz kat yez it ams vewy much soz
Dis imig haz been moovd or deleeted. Any other kittehs has dis problemz?
Woot! 4 Fail streak. \o/