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Cheezburger Network Blog
cute
Teh cheezeburgerz. I see em.
dont powns til u sees teh grens of deyr pikkils!
Happycat is stalkin da cheezburgers.
…dey nevr kno wut hit dem…
Ah ken sea hims littel butt rayzing in teh ayr an gettin all twitchy an reddy 2 pounss.
*snickr* ‘little butt raisin’ !?
O yess. Teh kittehbutt iz definitly twichin.
Yess, Happycat be stalkin da cheezburgers, but I iz stalkin da bukkitz. >:D No 1 wud evr suspect!
Invesibel monkee on back.. halp!
win!
invisible cheezburger on head, causing ear folds?
wuud haf to haf bin on crak if happycat wuud EBER bin on teh reseebng end ov a cheezburgr atak!!!
Happycat is tired uv askin 4 teh cheezburgerz, now is takin kontrol an yoosing pwer uv POZITIV THINKIN an NACHURAL MAGNITIZM 2 bring cheezburgerz in2 his lyf. “Ai is gud enuff, ai is smart enuff, and cat-gone it, burgerz liek me!”
:::oops, dere goes anuthfur lcd screen to da LOL-spray :::
cute cat so pretty what is his/her name
BYEEE
Dat’s good. nice an pozitiv. No stinkin thinkin!
haz been lissnin to motivashunal taypz by Dr. Phil-mah-belleh-wiv-da-CBz.
Poor kitteh… iz so spunkee an we iz sykiklee burnin dem lublee little eerz wiv da tawtz ov bigteef tonee robbinz an th emotional piramid skeemz an power brunchez. wtf.
Kitteh read “Teh Sekrit”…
Jus theenk it n it wull com tru! (NAWT!)
Haz takin deh Dale Karnegee corse to breen moar posuhteeves in and mayke frenz wut breengs him moar cheezburgers.
if u loev ur cheezburgr, set it free…if teh cheezburgr comz bak 2 u it is yrz, if it duznt, hunt it down and eet it.
Oh So AWSUM WIN!!
What tha breed of tha kitteh? I want to adopt a kitteh just like dat one!!
Happy Cat is teh Scottish Fold kitteh of much win and awesome!
and dey com in da long-furred version, too…..
Fluffeh kitteh wif dah eerz uv fohlds! Mee luvz!
if kitteh iz Scottish… him must have KILT dat burgr….
az awlwaze, pleez to bee sending th hayt mayl to mee@yermumzhowse
Mebbeh Scottish kitteh liek teh haggis-burger. Pleh! Enywayz, luvs teh plushee fur. Looks so ver cuddlee.
Sausage cat does not want grill.
Waiyt foar it…..waiyt foar it…..
*wrigglebutt wrigglebutt*
POUNCE! Cheezburger all minez!!
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
i nose! i kin see teh wigglebutt, i kin see it!! r u shur dis isnint video clip??
we all gots da sooperyor imajinayshuns, we not NEED bideo!
ooooohhhhh!!!! lloves the wrigglebutt kitteh. is teh cootest thing.
Boom!!! Mah hed jus asploded! Wrigglebutt FTW!!
“wrigglebutt” – Spoakin lyke a troo kitteh-luffer.
(An’ um, ‘lissa…..jes sews yoo know….if — oar, ah hopez *wen* — wee meet…. ahm not thinkin’ yoo must to akshully DO a wrigglebutt…..jes sayin’)
( cough ) what’s going on, here? ;o)
I dunno dat it wriggles as much as it {{{quivers}}} o.0
nom chikka meow meow!
I can has video of dis? DO WANT!
OMGPEONIES da wigglebutt! Da buttwiggle, eben! One o my faaaave tingz about kittehz…all small an immobile an stalky, ready to pounce…da prey suspexz nuffin….no warning….’cept WIGGLEBUTT!!!!
Inefficient, yet SOOOO adorable!
absoltootly one ob da bestest parts ob watching dem grow up. oh, and twying not to laff at dem when it not quite werk out da furst few pounces.
oh! an’ wen dey do da sydewayz archy-jumpin’ at eechover! omg! mai hed jus’ sploded finkin’ bout it.
Ooh, dat mega-lol wigglebutt! Gotz to get teh feets just right before POUNCE!!
It may luk silly but is akshully very importunt part of hunting stratijy: if the cheezburger was watching it wood fall over laffin helpllissly just befor it was nommed.
Happycat can smell your spicy brains.
Return of teh living ded pt II, FTW!!! (“get this damn screwdriver outta my head”)
Mmm, Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains… (sry, ai on Wayt Wacherz, ai’z a lil hongree…)
dyett:
teh braynz is hai in proateen and low in karbz and phat
Not nessasairly. I noze sum rele phatheds.
Dey prolly also bee buttheds, and we noes dat is full of fat and stoopee.
True….but all organ meatz be vury hi in kolesterawl!!
organ meatz … ahhhhhggggghhh
Troo! I gotz buk on kolesterawls and MAN, brainz iz skaree bad 4 u! I hadda gib up mah daylee brane eetin. No moar brainz ala mode, or brain sammiches, or fetoocheenee wid braino sosse. Is berry sad.
Diet? Whut color?
can’t — click — the 5 cheezburgers — enough to reward ftw comment
that sentiment haz nevr bin expressd bettr
Happicat uses coaster as camoflaj… “i iz a plate…come rest ur cheezburgery self heer. The milk will be long shortly…”
eny rememember da classic ‘garfield’ weekend comik showing him habing a chess game wif some peeces ob fud? in da final panel, dere’s jon’s voyce-bubble aksing sumfin liek, “how meny tiems i towd you not to play wif yur fud?”
neber mind. i go home now.
NEENER NEENER NEENER.
y u go hoeom? u is fun! doan go!
aw, tanks! it were just a liddle off-topic, and we were twying to behabe ourownselves–difficult at all times, espeshully when we waring our CaLiCo colors….
Iffen Happycat wer smrt, he wud wigglebutt, hit teh coastr runnin, fly by hyoomin hoo jus bout to eet cheezburg, go *swipe* – an sail on outta ther wit cheezburg in tow! Iffen he wer smrt …
WHHHEEEEeeeeeeeee!
Dat is a coastr. I thot it wuz a kiddee book.
Maybee we both rong. Maybee iz trivet. Maybee iz potholdr. Iz slik? Then ryd it, bebeh, ryd it!
I thinks it is potholder. Happycat has teh smartz to brings his own potholder so he doesn’t burn his paws with teh hot-off-teh-grill-flame-broiled-cheezy-goodness, nom nom nom…
Dangit, must go to Burger King nao. I has teh hungries…
mmmmmmmm Krekels!
sahrry iz lokal cheezburger hebben.
oh, noes, i can see it nao: ads in local mewspapers.
da peanut barrel in downtown e lansing–happicat’s faborite cheesburger! (complete wif photo ob happicat sittin out on da patio wif burger, fries and tasty beverage….)
Happycat, top lookin a me dat way … happycat, I no gyant cheezburger … HALP!!!
HAPPYCAT IS ON CRACK !!! just look at those eyes!!!
(whitney houston cat sez “BOBBY !!! BOBBBBBY !!! happycat took my crack !!!)
too ez to uuz ‘crack’ capshun – so menee ICHC kittehz hav dat hai on crack luuk on faizez!!!
Whitney Houston cat got rid of Bobbeh. Bobbeh wuz no guud for hur. And hai on crack look in a kitteh uzhully meens hai on kitteh crack, which haz a common street nayme of “catnip”.
whitney kitteh goze on d oprah an tawkz abowt a luv so deep an troo dat wen she coodnt poop from da dope, bobby wood sit an tikkl da anus in surklez until she cood. datz wot teevee shood bee 18 howrz a day. faymuss peepl tawkin abowt tryin to poop on drugz. or faymuss peepl tawkin abowt poopin on udr faymuss peepl. wud b lyke the Osborne’s on steroidz.
I bleeve it wuz called a “doody bubble?”
TMI TMI TMI TMI HALP!
I iz cuverin my aies an my eeers, but deh imaje is BURNED into my sole!
BOBBY !!! BOBBBBBY !!!
doody bubble? hahahahahha “Bobbeh Brown reportin for doody”, whitney houston kitteh sez “Bobbeh, Bobbeh tickle mah crack!!!”
BRAYN BLEEACH PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!
I musta missd dat innerview, an i fink i wuz happier for it!
Ack! Need brainfloss! NOW!
O, I tink a part uv mai sole dyed …
oh no – dat wud haff bin 2 LBJs on da saym day.
tonight’s special report – cats on crack.
Doant be flipping placemats at kitteh, be flipping burgers plz
i maid u a tuuna cassurool, but i eeted it.
hahaha awww happy cat is very cute.
Happycat is planning wurld dominayshun.
Oar iz contemplayshuning teh karpit.
Eethur wun.
yeh, well, gotta start somewares…todeh teh carpet, tomorrow TEH WERLD!
After a quik nap.
ooh, meesa kwite skeerd. i don haf no burger! ee!
*runz aweh*
There is no Godly reason for that animal to be so damned cute.
mebbe becoz iz holy adorable?
DAY I HAD COOKIE.
…but I eated it :9
um i finishes playin wif toy,
can u goes in der droor and gets me de yarn, pleez?
danks u…
Skawttish Fohld Kitteh
Stayrz daown bohwl un Dry Kat Fud
Waytz for Cheezburgr
Low Profyle Kitteh
Wownd up tyte yet luks flooid
Nayturz Predditor
Dense plush furz sylent
Thikk kaybul Tayl sweepz an kurlz
Attack imminnint
Jack.
attack imminint inanintimitminnit eeben
“Powah, is flooid, liek watah. Watah by itself is not strong…but put dat same watah in a container, and dat gives it form, and dat gives it powah…”
(Sorry, I don’t ‘member the exact fraysing…)
for sure – short version iz ‘popsicle’
bruce lee kitteh sez, “be watah, mah frend”.
serious win! all da elements was there: awsum pic, gud lolcat speek, much silly! win, win win.
MTV cribs wiv Bjorkz kitteh
“of course, while she’s away on tour – and we are talking 3 to 9 months of the year – i just go to town with whatever takes my fancy. She has really been going all out with this bombastic sort of traditional futurist Oriental thing, this whole kind of storks and waterfalls hitting fusion with titanium and microchips you know. Naturally, I need to find my own counterpoint to that, you know, similarly crisp and individuated, yet more sparsely minimal and perhaps less Occidental”
“and that’s why you’re here on the floor with a plastic piece of cheese on toast?”
“exactly.”
Hates to contradict, but I don’t thin Bjork has teh kitteh. ‘Member that swan-WTF-is-dat-thing dress she wore to teh Oscars a couple years ago? No way could she wear something liek that in a howse with the kittehs and make it out alive.
“AAAAhhh!! Teh giant birdy-snack is attacking my hoomin! Must save her! Mroowwrr!!!”
Ur post was funny as f*ck, tho.
bwa haa ha haa ha. i tink shee iz kitteh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cIPMsiZlQI
OK I just clicked on that link and my computer just warned me that my firewall is now turned off. Beware!
Who is this Bjork creetur, annahoo? (showin mah age)
Goin ta fix mah firewall. . .
Uhm…Byork is borked.
Yu no ai no finx dat bair iz reyull…ai swarez ai kin see a zippeh inniz bak11!
at leest iz not a beeper in hiz sak. . . . . . . ?
Dang! Even teh rug looks liek teh “Grand Slam” breakfast from Denny’s! Why am I so hungry nao?
happycat, ilu. :]
that was funny… poor kitteh.. he lost his dinnerz
Notiss how his eies follow yu werever yu go…
oo dose big, byootiful gold eyes an dose floopy earses. . .*thud*
(I shudn’t come hear so much, I keeps gettin ded)
I love Scottish Folds! Want want want!
Next on Animal Planet: When Happycats Attack
I thinks dat moar of the Fox Netwurk kinda show…
I thinks Fox Netwurk is covering this guy
Happycat breed = Russian Blue
Best cats in the world.
Yu noes that fur true! My BlueMax is Tsar of my howshold. ‘Course, meezers are also best cats in teh world, also mainely clown cats, calicos, abbys, burmeezers, tonks, torties, purshuhns, tuxedocats, marmalades….
::::GUSH::::
happycat looks liek a muppet.
NEDM
Mai cousin haz this same kat, only hers is a kitten, not a growed up kitteh.
FIRST STRIKE FTW! Very nice cat. The happier ones are the nicer looking ones.
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translation:this one kind of freaks me out like its gonna kill me
cutie
sososoooooooooooo cute i wish he/she was mine
cute i wish it was mine
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