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HAPPYCAT IS WAITING FOR TO STRIKE

IS WAITING FOR TO STRIKE

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

 
Bizkitmama

Teh cheezeburgerz. I see em.

Teho

dont powns til u sees teh grens of deyr pikkils!

 
 
Nika

Happycat is stalkin da cheezburgers.
…dey nevr kno wut hit dem…

catt butt squirrel butt

Ah ken sea hims littel butt rayzing in teh ayr an gettin all twitchy an reddy 2 pounss.

typingisnotactivism

*snickr* ‘little butt raisin’ !? :)

 
Nika

O yess. Teh kittehbutt iz definitly twichin.

 
 
Moira

Yess, Happycat be stalkin da cheezburgers, but I iz stalkin da bukkitz. > :D No 1 wud evr suspect!

 
 
cmerry

Invesibel monkee on back.. halp!

 
stendhalismo

invisible cheezburger on head, causing ear folds?

msnoah

wuud haf to haf bin on crak if happycat wuud EBER bin on teh reseebng end ov a cheezburgr atak!!!

 
 
 
BonzoGal

Happycat is tired uv askin 4 teh cheezburgerz, now is takin kontrol an yoosing pwer uv POZITIV THINKIN an NACHURAL MAGNITIZM 2 bring cheezburgerz in2 his lyf. “Ai is gud enuff, ai is smart enuff, and cat-gone it, burgerz liek me!”

calicoliberationcoalition

:::oops, dere goes anuthfur lcd screen to da LOL-spray :::

JOSI

cute cat so pretty what is his/her name

BYEEE

 
 
Melissa

Dat’s good. nice an pozitiv. No stinkin thinkin!

 
typingisnotactivism

haz been lissnin to motivashunal taypz by Dr. Phil-mah-belleh-wiv-da-CBz.

Poor kitteh… iz so spunkee an we iz sykiklee burnin dem lublee little eerz wiv da tawtz ov bigteef tonee robbinz an th emotional piramid skeemz an power brunchez. wtf. :)

MassCara

Kitteh read “Teh Sekrit”…

Jus theenk it n it wull com tru! (NAWT!)

 
 
scarletkitty

Haz takin deh Dale Karnegee corse to breen moar posuhteeves in and mayke frenz wut breengs him moar cheezburgers.

 
 
The Crapture

if u loev ur cheezburgr, set it free…if teh cheezburgr comz bak 2 u it is yrz, if it duznt, hunt it down and eet it.

 
 
G

What tha breed of tha kitteh? I want to adopt a kitteh just like dat one!!

Richard H.

Happy Cat is teh Scottish Fold kitteh of much win and awesome! :)

tenhousecats

and dey com in da long-furred version, too…..

Richard H.

Fluffeh kitteh wif dah eerz uv fohlds! Mee luvz!

typingisnotactivism

if kitteh iz Scottish… him must have KILT dat burgr….

az awlwaze, pleez to bee sending th hayt mayl to mee@yermumzhowse

catservant

Mebbeh Scottish kitteh liek teh haggis-burger. Pleh! Enywayz, luvs teh plushee fur. Looks so ver cuddlee.

 
 
 
 
 
 
jackie

Sausage cat does not want grill.

 
Melissa

Waiyt foar it…..waiyt foar it…..
*wrigglebutt wrigglebutt*
POUNCE! Cheezburger all minez!!

NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

Flartus

i nose! i kin see teh wigglebutt, i kin see it!! r u shur dis isnint video clip??

calicoliberationcoalition

we all gots da sooperyor imajinayshuns, we not NEED bideo!

 
 
whiskers

ooooohhhhh!!!! lloves the wrigglebutt kitteh. is teh cootest thing.

 
iamhoff

Boom!!! Mah hed jus asploded! Wrigglebutt FTW!!

 
Lisa

“wrigglebutt” - Spoakin lyke a troo kitteh-luffer. :-)

(An’ um, ‘lissa…..jes sews yoo know….if — oar, ah hopez *wen* — wee meet…. ahm not thinkin’ yoo must to akshully DO a wrigglebutt…..jes sayin’ ;)

stendhalismo

( cough ) what’s going on, here? ;o)

 
Melissa

I dunno dat it wriggles as much as it {{{quivers}}} o.0

 
Flartus

nom chikka meow meow!

Turkeyburger (no relation)

I can has video of dis? DO WANT!

 
 
 
Gladys

OMGPEONIES da wigglebutt! Da buttwiggle, eben! One o my faaaave tingz about kittehz…all small an immobile an stalky, ready to pounce…da prey suspexz nuffin….no warning….’cept WIGGLEBUTT!!!!

Inefficient, yet SOOOO adorable!

tenhousecats

absoltootly one ob da bestest parts ob watching dem grow up. oh, and twying not to laff at dem when it not quite werk out da furst few pounces.

infamousqbert

oh! an’ wen dey do da sydewayz archy-jumpin’ at eechover! omg! mai hed jus’ sploded finkin’ bout it.

 
 
 
Duffy

Ooh, dat mega-lol wigglebutt! Gotz to get teh feets just right before POUNCE!!
It may luk silly but is akshully very importunt part of hunting stratijy: if the cheezburger was watching it wood fall over laffin helpllissly just befor it was nommed.

 
 
Seward

Happycat can smell your spicy brains.

The Crapture

Return of teh living ded pt II, FTW!!! (”get this damn screwdriver outta my head” ;)

 
BonzoGal

Mmm, Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains… (sry, ai on Wayt Wacherz, ai’z a lil hongree… ;)

The Crapture

teh braynz is hai in proateen and low in karbz and phat

CottlestonPie

Not nessasairly. I noze sum rele phatheds.

scarletkitty

Dey prolly also bee buttheds, and we noes dat is full of fat and stoopee.

 
 
CrazyOldLady

True….but all organ meatz be vury hi in kolesterawl!!

LuvBJones

organ meatz … ahhhhhggggghhh

 
BonzoGal

Troo! I gotz buk on kolesterawls and MAN, brainz iz skaree bad 4 u! I hadda gib up mah daylee brane eetin. No moar brainz ala mode, or brain sammiches, or fetoocheenee wid braino sosse. Is berry sad.

 
 
 
 
 
 
anne

can’t — click — the 5 cheezburgers — enough to reward ftw comment

typingisnotactivism

that sentiment haz nevr bin expressd bettr

 
 
 
Flartus

Happicat uses coaster as camoflaj… “i iz a plate…come rest ur cheezburgery self heer. The milk will be long shortly…”

 
calicoliberationcoalition

eny rememember da classic ‘garfield’ weekend comik showing him habing a chess game wif some peeces ob fud? in da final panel, dere’s jon’s voyce-bubble aksing sumfin liek, “how meny tiems i towd you not to play wif yur fud?”

neber mind. i go home now.

NEENER NEENER NEENER.

3rin(changin mah name there b 2 erins here)

y u go hoeom? u is fun! doan go!

tenhousecats

aw, tanks! it were just a liddle off-topic, and we were twying to behabe ourownselves–difficult at all times, espeshully when we waring our CaLiCo colors….

 
 
 
Menopaws

Iffen Happycat wer smrt, he wud wigglebutt, hit teh coastr runnin, fly by hyoomin hoo jus bout to eet cheezburg, go *swipe* - an sail on outta ther wit cheezburg in tow! Iffen he wer smrt …

Melissa

WHHHEEEEeeeeeeeee!
Dat is a coastr. I thot it wuz a kiddee book.

Menopaws

Maybee we both rong. Maybee iz trivet. Maybee iz potholdr. Iz slik? Then ryd it, bebeh, ryd it!

Turkeyburger (no relation)

I thinks it is potholder. Happycat has teh smartz to brings his own potholder so he doesn’t burn his paws with teh hot-off-teh-grill-flame-broiled-cheezy-goodness, nom nom nom…

Dangit, must go to Burger King nao. I has teh hungries…

scarletkitty

mmmmmmmm Krekels!
sahrry iz lokal cheezburger hebben.

tenhousecats

oh, noes, i can see it nao: ads in local mewspapers.

da peanut barrel in downtown e lansing–happicat’s faborite cheesburger! (complete wif photo ob happicat sittin out on da patio wif burger, fries and tasty beverage….)