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tummy tickle snorgle!
Hep hep! I iz bein snorgled!
Wait…I lieks it! Ne’er mind.
“Young man, you are getting a bath once a week, whether you need it or not!”
“Awwww, Maaaawwwww….!”
OMG SO CUTE
WAIT MAHHHH! I tink i’z pooped on deh pillowz.
Junior, yer belleh looks full. U bin eatin my cheezburger?
teh tikkle torture! Now fess up! wuz it u or yer brother who ate all the puddin! Fess!
i dint xpect teh Spanish Inkwazishun!
NObuddy expektz teh Spanish Inquizishun!!!
Teh cheef wepin iz saprize!
AND NOW teh komfey chairr!!
Monty Pyfon FTW!
Nom nom nom… kitteh tummeh is sew yummeh!!
annownser voysse “convincingly lifelike an snorglable, these plush, re-arrangeable taxidermeowz will turn any hastily thrown together arrangement of carpets and mismatched pillows with a cardboard box into a stunning conversation piece. Great with fondue, ideal for staking out your space at the beach, and a roaring success at any parent teacher night. First 15 callers on 199-GET-STUFFED will receive a complimentary pre-stretched gerbil.”
ps akshully lookz very cumfy, i bair theez daycore no maliss
I’m thinkin dey took dat wun pillow in teh front from Spider-Man’s flat?
i tink u iz ryte. iz spidey senses-ashunal
Deth by snorgle…dere are worser ways to go.
like deth by snoo snoo
yu tink u is so funnee, mistr, lessee ifn u kin stand dedly tickle fite! tickle fite! Ahahahahaaaaaaaa!
Oh,noes, can’t tayke no moars. rly. srsly. pls to stop naow, k? Oh, wait. I peed! Iz okay noao. go ahead.
Hay, scarlet … tanx for message! … i sended u email, K?
Moooooooommmm! Not in public. Puh-lease!
hahahaha i LOVE it.
Waz gonna clean yer belleh but I eated it NOM NOM NOM!
(Mommeh sneak attack!)
“nooo! I are not teeni-tini-fuzzi-cheezburger!!”
Cant impruve on dis capshun.
Can I play tu??
it’s kitten in the tickle chair!
time for teh TICKLEBUGG!!!!
OH NOES!!
(Las Lindas reference…)
win.
cannot be better.
Sori to be cynic – iz dis shopt? Mummah edges all sharp, kitn edges all soft.
Hmmm…sounds about teh way things should be to me!
Doan’ think so–I thinks it is teh focus issue. Camera appears to be focusing on teh box in teh forground. Looks a little closer and u will see Momma kitteh hiney is in focus, but her head is in teh soft focus–little fuzzy bit.
In a completely unrelated comment, thanx to ICHC, I nao automatically type “teh”.
fur YEARS i used to type “teh,” which were NOT a dood ting fur a typesetter to do. had to use teh ‘universal search and replayce’ feature alla tiem. and now i supposed to lern how to undo all dat??????
sigh.
I vot shopt az wel. clos inspekshun reveels dat momcat, red pillow ‘n box all insurtd (note criticul pozeeshuns of last 2).
hahaha…. it is not shopt!!!!!! I took it by chance… ma room was a mess dat day…
I tink itz shopt 2.
whut diffrencet du it maek if it is shoppped? and wyh wud sumun put a box in da pichir?
big kitteh: i can has snorgle??? mm, kitteh tummeh taste lak cheezburger. oranj kitteh has best flavr n fuzzyness. rly fuzzy. nom nom nom…
littul kitteh: hey wait… ur doin it wrong!! no eatz, just snorglez!!!1!
Full of extra win and hawesome cuz it looks like my dear departed Seeme. I miss mah kitteh.
uh oh, iz ur name b jack by anychants?
oh, an sorry bout Seeme. i still cry about mines dat b gone too.
I has a friend who’s kitteh is dying…every day she expects to be teh last. Is so hard to help her! She had teh kitteh’s mommeh, too. So sad; I spended extra snorgle time wif mah puppeh last nite.
dat be bery hard-almos as hard as if its ur own kitteh. my frens doggeh got sick an died bery unxpedtly, an i cried lik her was min oen. scarletkitty’s right-sen ur fren an her kitteh are luffs.
noa i maed miselfses cry
u r so sweet…thank u!
Mai fwen’s twin bruvver an hiz wyf hadda put dair kitteh down tudai…wuz sicky kicky… :*(
Aw, Mass…poor kitteh. Sicky no funs! But had good hoomins who tooked care of him/her.
dey be our fambly, dey be our furriends. and dey libe in our hearts fureber. GLOW fur yur furriend, dat her kitteh’s journey to da bridge be gentle, and dat her heart be healed. iffen you can, help dem bof rememember all da dood times dey shared togethfur, not just dese last days–help her laugh at da silly tings frum kittenhood and growing up and being togethfur fur long while. cuz dat’s what matters, the whole tapestry, not just some final unraveling threads.
our furchildren seem to unnerstand da cycles ob life so much betterer dan we do–dey not seem to mind da passing on to da next part ob da adbenture, and know dat da luff continues thru each stage….
dat’s akshully furry helpful…I haz bin tellin her dat her kitteh’s not eetin no more cauz she’s reddy, dat she had maded that decishun, and dat aminals are bedder abowt dis dan we iz.
Still, i iz glad mah puppeh’s onlee 3 yeers old…many more shnorlgee yeers before I has to go thru dis agin.
urg…too meny teers.
Mah own puppeh is quite old, so I have been preparing myself for a few years nao. A little moar than a year ago mai other pup got teh cancer on her jaw and after much trying to slow the progress we opted for her to go befoar it got too ugly.
Whenever teh fuzzy wuns comes into our lifes we knows dat eventually wun day we will have to say buhbye.
I wuz prepared for the day when she wouldn’t wake up, but I was in no way prepared to be teh wun to makes that decision for her. As hard as it was to say goodbye, it was even more difficult to take her to the vet and then come home with just a collar and leash (which I still have).
As strange as it sounds, one thing that helped was reading some children’s books on the subject of losing a pet. There’s a poem called “Across the Rainbow Bridge” which I have heard is good, but have not read. It’s available online if you look for it. The book I liked a lot is called “Dog heaven” (I think–close to that if that’s not exactly correct). I want to say that there is a kitteh version, too. If you are teh weepy type (not putting you down if you are) then I would avoid a book called “My dog Jack” (or maybe “our dog Jack”). It is teh tear-jerker even if you haven’t lost a pet.
I calls for extra snorgles tonights for all our fuzzy companions.
mebbe sumwun alreddy tawt ov diss an doin it or not doin it – but this partikleear chunk ov thred (or harbll) cud mebbe desurv to be indexed on ryte hand syd ov mayn payge az a permalink topik…lyke ‘alwz frndz, not alwys ther’ or summink? lotz of peepz come thru ichcz for awl diffrent thingz but 99.9% of itz hukd up wiv d critterluv. Nuthing can prepare uz for luzin th furfrenz, evrywun haz thare own expeeryenss an nuthing can chaynge that – but there’z sum reelee speshul insites in dis harbll an it wud be gud if it woz just there, u knoe, eezy to find for peepz wen it myte help thare perspecktiv. kbai.
wunnerful ideationalationz TiNa, an evreywun else too.
hoaw bout “furrefer friens” for dat tag?
i sekunds da moshun. i missing my bebehs very dai. dis thred bringd me teers, both sad and joy. thx.
hi folks… i would love to set up a section for our dearly departed kittehs!
if you can email us at icanhascheezburger@gmail.com let’s figure out to do this
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No. I r not named Jack. Sry. Seeme passed on about 2 yrs ago, after living a very full life over 18 years. I dare say, she used up all 9 of ‘em, and had a helluva good time doing it.
Let’s has a toste to Seeme. wut a gud lyfe she had. She wuz luved and well-cared for, too. We all misses our in-the-past kittehs, don’t we? But havin dem in owr lives is still werth it, huh? I haz luved all my kittehs so vewy muches. And I misses dem, too. But deh sad memorees iz also gud memoreez. Smilin thru tears is my favrite emotion. to paraphrase frum deh Magnolia gurls.
OH, and Flartus–hold yer frenz’ hand from awl of us LOLfrenz, k?
thx, SK.
Yes, Flartus, u can do much to make ur fren feel btr, speshly since so many peeples not unnerstand, say “It jus a kittteh.” When I had to put down the best doggeh in the whirled becuz of bone cancer, three of the bes hyumans frenz in the whirled took me to dinneh and dreenks, yes, meny dreenks, an we all sherd kitteh and doggeh storees, and we laft and cried and I felt so much betr!
I alreddy tole her she cud bury Tigger in our yard (she lifs in a partmint), so dat wud be a gud time for teh dinner ‘n’ drinks. I is happee that she has sumwun heer for her who unnerstands it not “jus a kitteh.” Pleh; dem kinna fokes lives in a PLEH kinda werld.
Heer’s to Seeme! U iz mememberd all over teh werld today!
Seeme be in kitteh heven, eetin cheezburgerz an playin wif big ball o stwing. Napz on clawdz…ahhhhh.
Heer-heer!
Just this side of Heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge…………
I miss Seeme too.
(hope this doesn’t post twice–had comp issues)
I kinda agrees with the above, though wondering if it would take away from the original purpose of ICHC. Maybe we could have link to another section where peeps could share their stories of loss and (more importantly) the memories of good times and also what helped them to get over the tough times.
One thing I have learned recently (for other reasons) is that when it comes to grief, let yourself grieve. Let the emotions run thier course. Don’t be surprised if months or even years from now they pop up again and the tears flow. Go ahead and let them. It doesn’t mean you’re crazy, it just means you’re passionate.
Must have fuzzy skritches tiem nao…
Yesh, but as Catservant sed above, meny peeps don’ unnerstand how hard it is to lose a furry one. So I tink is importan to find peeps who unnerstands.
I always thought companies should let you take mourning days for pets, as well as family members. I mean, my puppehs have always been family members.
(dere be lots ob resources fur grieving pet-loss, and fur supporting dose who are going thru all da stages ob da journey. i can post some linkies on da yahoogroup tomorrow–flartus, were gonna do dat tonight but didn’t reed about yur friend’s kitty til too late, including places wif chats where peeps can go and finds othfurs who will NEBER say, “it were only a cat/dog/hammie/bunwaba.”)
yah-i los a kitteh 2 kidney failure, dat i didnt noe he had, da nex dayh i tuk off from werk, an when i splained to a cowerker he laughed.
STOOPY HEUMINS!!
Ying was flakier.
I wuz too yung to remember Ying’s flakiness (like a pastry?), so I say Seeme FTW!! And yes, this is my dad and Maerlyn99 is my leetle seester.
Turkeyburger, sry 4 startin this comment mess. Nom nom nom kitteh was just a spot on ringer for my dear Seeme. Thx 2 all lolfrenz 4 gud vybes. Now bak 2 loling!!!
wao, a hole familoly iz heer! 2 kool!
doan pologloize for bringin dis up, we is all hapi to talk about it. Dis is helpful for all of us hoo lufs our bebeh kittehs.
Momma snorgilz gud
Shee finks shee iz kleenin mee
I noze bettah!
Tikklish awl ober
Shood nawt sho synez uv weekness
Kannawt help maiself
I kan kleen mai self
Just 2 getz durtee agenn
Nebber endeeng task
Jack.
LOL! Liddl helpless kitteh wurried about showing weekness…kittens r so feerce!
I can has hy-koo burgerz?
Vewy pwetty markings on da mamma kat… Wood luff to see her fase…
*you has flavr……taste lyke……..CREAMSIKLE !!
nom,nom.nom
lolcat gets tickled by momcat.
This be too ’shopped for me. Not findz phunnie. Sorree.
kitteh sez “stop stop stop stop” catches bref den sez, “hey, why u stop?”
DONT!
STOP!
DONT STOP!
AHahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAH…….HoooohahahahahAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
urgonnamakmepee ……HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAHahahahahhahohohohohhhhoooooohohohooohoh*gaspin fer breff* OMG srsly
Dat wuz fun. Dooes it agin.
OMG mama cat is VAMPYRE! She not castin shadow!
Orangekitty has a flavor.
Kitteh Zorbitz. I has them.
KITTEH-NIP!!
k momee, mai turn to plai babee ugan!!!
What breed is mamacat? I have one like that but with white paws.
She is syamese seal lynx point… I think…
cool, tx
omg that grayish whit ecat looks exactly like my sisters cat im serious its like here good twin bc my sisters cat is evil jk not really
OMG teh beeg cat bes peddofiel!11