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i luffs dis!
mi tu
cudly marmi floof
cant hardly tyep
Gud ting dis iz ICHC. Propr tipng nawt alowd.
But iz mush tu hawt ousside foar slepping in floof. Dis mus be dere wintr slepping aranjment.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!
I feel fluffy inside, now.
at kitteh limitz,
car-pets wood snorgle themselfz.
u iz redundant.
So… much… cuteness… hggnn! *splodes in fluffiness*
Cute sensors overloaded!!!!! Aaaaargh!!
how much for cumfy bedset? i buy rite now.
Warning tho – cumfy bedset may luk smal but wil taek up whole surfiss of bed & leeve onlee teeny triangul for humin to snooz in.
How this wurks, I dunno.
Cat mass expands exponentially to fill all available sleeping surfaces.
It’s a fact.
Cats r like teh opposite of black holes…infinite volume with minimal mass.
En mai house we call tehm “Blanket Barnacles”
Wee haf a ginger tabbeh with exstra cling.
Him wull rotat aroun himz front paws as u traiz to movez him
Teh wunnerful ting abowt kittehs
Iz kittehs ar wunnerful tings.
Dey tops iz mayd owt uf floofahs
An dey botums iz mayd owt of Velcro
Waytaminnit…dat doan rime…
velcro tigger song is teh WIN!!!leben!1!
So much lolly! Kirk laffing: Can’t stop….to…..breathe….
is orange kitteh theme emerging here? dey is teh most snorgleable of all
I is ded of kitteh kyutitude *thud* (but I died happy)
Plz not to disturbs. We is dreemin of cheezburgerz ‘n’ snorgles….mmmmmm.
I dreemd I was eatin cheezburger and wen i wakeded up my snorgle buddy was gon!!
AHHH!! I iz unintenshunul sleep kannibul!!!
oh dat is terrible!
Plees tew tellz mee yoo’re bein’ sarkastik, Charity? Iz ver funnee comment an iz refrensin’ an old joke. No kittehs wur harmed durin’ teh makin’ of dat comment. Woah tew teh peeps hoo come roun’ heer tew tawk srsly bowt hurtin teh kittehs, choo know. We gangz up on peeps lyke dat cuz they NOE funnee.
lisa, honey – back away from the keyboard. OK: now breathe. BREATHE !!! ;o)
Kant. KANT! Will go smoo mah kitteh and reelax. Been lawng day an iz onlee haff over. GAH! Freeked owt foar a sekond but I’z okay. Soree Charity, wuz a little jumpee.
tried putting cat in a bucket? if you don’t want to, just say f***et?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXefSGM6Bn4
better yet – buy shoes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HjIljJd-o0
OMG, kittehz in shuuzzzzzzzzzz r amyzeeeeng!!!!!!!!11
*die*
Lisa, darlin…we all KNOW Charity beez a sweetheart! She wuz onlee makin funniez. Go snorggle yur bebbeh a little mor and den find yur happee place!! We waitz fur yu!
I’z soree Charity. Rly. I bin haffing un-fun day an I shoulda jes lookee wifowt typee. I can has majur dorkage sumtymes. Gonna go snorgle mah kittehs summoar.
Dis mak me tink of Gingum Doggeh and Kaliko Kitteh. Had terbbl spat and ate each uvver up! So sad, so avoydibl, so not nutrishyus.
:::: hands lisa big glass ob non-alkyholic katlua and creem, wif two oranje and white kittuns, and instrukshuns to call all her ICHC furrens in da mornin ::::
It b ok Lisa.
Here u go..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ4vmSvCVbc
Sit bak, and rlax wif sum kyute snorgable kittehs.
Eez purrfekt capshun, ah kant fink off anyfin else…cuz mah hed…it has essploded of teh cyoot…I hear ya Doktor Cat, I died ded happeh too…
Da yin yang simboll of da kitteh werld. Pees n balenz fur awl.
Iz troo! (Yang kitteh seem to be sleepin wit won i open …)
teh two sides to kitteh yin yang is kewt and fuzzeh. Purrfect balance fur purrfect werld. :3
Ohmmmm *meditatin on teh kittehs*
I is envishuning whirled peas.
really? I’m soaking in them, right now
Ai awlmos speld it dat wai. Ai chikn’d awt, doh.
tiem to stop jest visualizing whirled peas, and to start manifesting it, we tink. i meen, tings cudn’t be WURSER if da CaLiCos tooked ober da werld, cud dey? espeshully wif da cooperayshun ob all da sitehounds to hewp.
NEENER NEENER NEENER!
Neener Neener Neener. TSWD….after a nap ob coorse
I is found new stuffink for mah pillews. *stuffs kittens in pillews*
*snorgle*
Halp! We iz not haipoallurgenik sawft synfetik stuffink!!
um, hope yur clipped dere claws furst…..
I eated dem. nom nom nom. :9
fur dis..u dies i ur sleep tonite.
but ’til then…g’nite…..zzzzzzzzzzzz.
Dis iz tu kyoot tu be allaowed.
An if u luk at it rite wey, kittehz iz formin a littul hart. Dat kan’t be leegul. Wey tu kyoot.
Dat is becuz kittehz is made of luffs.
Most uv teh tiem… sumtiemz, tho, dey r maed uv ded mice gutz, squish-chow breff, dingelberriez, an yakked-up barfs on teh living rume rugz.
bullzeye, bonzo!
Twoo, all too twoo. Mus face npleznt fax, teh kittehs sumtiemz do sum grossnusses. Dat why nachure maed dem so kyoot? Oh noes, see sumthin liek, how u say? yakked-up barfs on teh bafroom rug. Kbai
Betr tu sea it thn tu STEPP in it.
Iff u no wut I mene…
bayr footsed lyk I alweighs do.
Bayr foots …in fron of teh frigitator …in Teh Middls of Teh Nait …IN TEH DARKS!!!1! EWW!
Iz purrfek way to start mah day. Kittehs all snorgled, toesies tucked in, tayle tucked ‘roun. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Iz deh calmnessest.
Dis be today’s “Moment of Zen” fur all ov us hoominz!
Mmm, I lufs u…. *smoo smoo* *BITE* SURPRISE VAMPYRE KITTEH!
Um, shudent weez be leevin dem alone at dis preshus momint?
I means, wut if dey is huzbin n wyfe, yu ketch ma driff?
(Ahem.)
Eek. Dat wud be child mawadge.
Mawadge…iz whut bvingz us…togevah…tah..dai…
SKIP TO THE END!!!1
Wee awe gavver’d heor todaaaay, to talk abowt…
Mawwadge.
Princess Bride FTW!
And wuv. Twoo wuv…
kawaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
I can’t luk…I are abowt to eggsplode frum tha flufflenus…must….not…luk…too late.
BOOOOOOOOOOOM!
I are ded.
this is really cute!!! my cats sleep like that all the time!
i think i’m getting kitten fever!!
i gotz a fevah! and de onli preskripshun is MORE FUZZEH KITTEH!
CAT CUTE FEVER …
( guitar riff here )
Iz not gud to luk at this pic on a raney day at wurk…zzzzzzz*snork*what!?
What??
O noe boss, I wuz jus thinkin hard. Wif eies closed to consuntrate.
An droolin on mah keybord.
Rite.
No…herez whut yu say…..as yu raise yur hed….an open yur eyez….jus say “Amen”!!!
LOL! Must to remember…
OOO! Fanks! Gud wun!!! 8-D
IM ON UR COUCH TASTING UR BROCLEY Best lolcat comic ever
I fink I jus hadda milk letdown . . . and I iz NOT preknant OR postpartum.
whuh !!! LOL’S
i’m fighting the urge to go down to the shelter and pick up two lil fluffy fuzzy orange kitteh babies…
my big cats would eat them.
Meg, put teh 2 bebbeh kittehs in a room by theyselfs 4 a week or 2–litter box, food, daily snorgles inclooded. Let teh big kittehs stick dey paws unner teh door, git use 2 bebbehs stickin dey paws out fum unner teh door. Kittehs git use 2 fmell of each odder, & wen u let teh bebbehs out, all will snorgle in peace. Or in pieces. . .
in pieces
had a babeh kitteh a yr ago and big kitteh tried to eat him…babeh kitteh tried to eat big kitteh also and ated big kitteh’s ear awf.. parents not fond on more babeh kittehs..
Or…..and dis is wun of mai problemz….teh older (not happee with a new behheb) boi kat decides…sure, yu keep him-I gonna pee all over yur shoes, yur cloze, in yur tub….enywhere I want! I teachez yu a lesson ol woman!
Iffs hoomins wud b dis luvvin to 1anudder, we’d b hav no warz. So plz 2 b snorglin yer nayburs 4 pees!
Amen, sistah!
Wat if haz naybor wat is meen and nutzo? I haz wun o dem. NO snorgles–DO NOT WANT! I iz skeered of heem.
An he haz no kittehs an no doggies an he shootz owt his bak door at bunnies wat bee in MY yard. meen, meen man.
Ooooo…jest u wayts ’til CaLiCos takes over! He will get hiz!!
Neener. Neener. Neener. ’nuff said.
Inless u livez in Rednexville, I tinks dat shuteing yore gun in rezidenshul area iz ileagul?
It iz prolly ileagul, but deh cops no wants to deel wit him, even deh wun wat livez in nayborhood and haz had trubles wit him, too. is so sad and skeery. he just boughted lazer sites for rifles. I noes cuz big brown truk lefted at mah howse by mistakey. We wuz gud. hubby tooked to der howse. but now is reely skeered.
dis not rednexville, neether. iz nise, purty nayborhood wit deh 1920s homez, restored and stuff, and purty, and rite owtside big park. But we will probly movez. Can’t take muches moar of deh naybor or deh cops heer. I luves my howse. I iz sad.
we sad to heer dat, scarlet–but we has to nod our furry heds in agreement. just cuz somefin illegal not meen dat da police be able — or eben, in some places, willing — to do enyfing about it. dere way too meny cases where da purrson causing da purroblems be known to one and all, but if dey not SEEN doing it, well…. and well, killing critters not dat big a deel in lots and lots ob playces. (kind ob like hurtin small hoomin children, ya know…. oops, off soapbox, down, sit, stay. otay.)
I hadz one of dem too. He shooted de blackburdz, de pidgeons, an de grey skwerrels (but not de red onez). He dyed painful deff from de parkinsonz. It wuz de kaarma.
dis is not sparta?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYVxMHU_ToY
OMG WHAT THE HELL ??? you big freek TONIGHT WE DINE IN SBAARRRROOOOOO!!!
THIS IS MARTHA!!!!!
OMGROTFLMAO!!! Snorggly kittehs AND ginormus yuks all in 1 day??? I iz dyin contentipated!!!!
OMG–I hasn’t even seed teh movee and i still wuz lolling teh hole way thru dat crazy messed up universe. WTF???
Kitteh awl stretcht aout
Anudder Kitteh joynz in
Tu shayrz t3h welth
Sawft furree puddilz
Kittehz lawst in wundrus dreemz
Yooneek 2 demselvz
Chayseeng Budderflyz
Or sayvoreeng a Flower
Flooidlee ellegant
Jack.
Kitteh hy-k00!!1!! My hed asplode frum kewtness!
Vampyr Kitteh can NOM on mah nekk aneetyme. So much of teh kewt.
Perfeck remedee for stressful wurkday! So kyoot teers come to my eyez.
Dang! now I wants to go home & snorgle mai own kittehs.
Hot ketteh on kitteh action!
i dunno……i weakleng i gess……..
I juss cant handle all dis kayootness today…..
kittens, good.
orange kittens, too good.
orange kittens snorgling, OM GAWD…..so cute dat I just snorgled my skreen.
O hai, lolfrenz. A few of us were talking recently about having an offsite group and I volunteered to put it together. So, after making you all wait a dozen years or so, here it is:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/lolfrenz/
Once you join, you can add an email address to the database if you want to, and upload pics of your kittehs, etc. If you’re worried about getting a ton of email, you can arrange your setting so you’ll get only some or even none if that’s how you want it. Give me a shout if you have any questions.
So, hurry and join ’cause it’s lonely in there all by myself.
I’s put in a rekwest to join da awsum lolfrenz group.
Kewl, Lisa!! FANKS!!
Count me in … alrudy signed up!
Yay Lisa! I is awayting uhuhproval even as I typez.
One thingz I noticed alreddy: peepls what are not yet memberz can reed messidges. Is not such a good thing, I thinks. U can fix? kthx!
O! Yez, I fix rite away! Kthx.
I is teh requested to join yay!
mee two! mee two! mee two!!
::::: sure hopes diz groops got bedrooms, so we can just stop purrtending to habe a life outside ob cheezville ::::
Floof-O-metre iz off teh chartz!
*snork*
Floof-o-metr!
Oboy, thatz toooo gud!!!
I wish mah kitteez wuld do dis!
Most dey do is kick each other in hed. Is cute in different way.
R u a blankie?
No I’z a pillow!
R u a pillow?
No I’z a blankie!
R u shooore?
Kin I sleepz on it?
Uh huh.
nk Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Snugglez are better wif a buddy.
it look like 2 heded kitteh to me, all same color.
That’s awesome! I wish people could be pillows 2!
I seez gingerz rulz todaz. Gingerz Rools! (larry knew dat OK)
Mekkin me tink hau I hefs 2 wayt til Caturday 2 snorgle boifren … mmm, snorglin …
I had a kitteh dat lookie kina like teh pillow kitteh. Him luved it whenz I were hoam not feelin guud. I be ona da coush wif mah sleepin bag and he gotz to sleepz on me, all nice an snuggy warm.
I makes my kitteh be a pillo jus liek that evry night! Just for few minits. And den I gives him kiss onna forhed and he gives me kiss onna nose. Is sweet kitteh – loves to give kisses.
And my priest, he finded a litel blak kittin, and it was all scareded all the tiem cuz he haz a big (friendly) dog. And then he brokes his ankle and kittin was all “aw! u sad an lyin on couch. I snorgle now. elbow are comfy bed. zzzz.” every day. AWWWWWW. All my frenz at church sez “awwww! we wanna see kittin!” but we still haznt seed him. maybe I get to see kittin on Caturday! yays!
mah kitteh won be pillo. She rader skratch meh.
mah kitteh is mah pillo sumtimes! then she starts tryin to eet mah hair. pillos shouldn’t eet yoo.
yah, mah kitteh trys to eet mah hair sumtiems too. always goes PLEH! but then does again. i dont get it.
I fink my kitteh likes the taste of hairspray. Almost I has to wear hairnet to bed to keep him outta it.
Dewd, I is hasing a turrible tyme getting mai commintz to post dese dayz. Wassup wit dat? It liturraly be takengs lyk 24 howrs.
Is eemayl addy?
Is url?
Is meh? *sobs*
NO I’M HAVING THE SAME PROBLEM !!!
That is very annoying… When I leave my URL off, it posts right up. Tried several iterations of the url just in case–leaving on the http, taking it off, taking off the www– none seems to work. Leaving it on produces a 36-hour delay.
What’s up with that?
dis is comfy post!
Lestat kitteh offers you a choice…
Visible Buddy
XD I just wanna….huggles them…………..>___ it makes me wanna rob a pet store of all their cute fluffies….kittehs…..XD kawaii!!!
dis me en mai gilfwend!
now i can dreem of dancin cheezburgers in mah head…and dens wake up, and hav some, rite?