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lol 23 pts, i winz
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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I R so smrt
(ps first lulz)
kitty has the look of
“this is not tastee or nootritus,
I am a cat, I cannot use this -
this board game is insufficient”
all at once
I no needz poseable thumz
jus push tilz wid noze lulz
curse my lack of scrabble dictionary
curse my lack of ekStended vocatulary!! i can haz triple purrd score?
This is not relevant to my interests.
This game has become tiresome.
That reminds me of the Dieter from Sprockets quote: “This has become more boring than being alive.”
That’s where I got it. Wud u like to tuch mah munkee?
Can u spell “d-i-s-i-n-t-e-r-e-s-t-e-d?”
Kitteh’s look sez: “Is there a skritch or a treat or something in this for me ‘cos otherwise, I am so outta here…”
You know cats can read our minds right?
Get out of my head, George!!!
icanhasscrabblez, thatz in catz dictoraryz.
NOES!! Dat is “icanhasscrapple” A brekfass treet.
That’s nice!
Kitteh iz tryin tu figer owt haow tu spel “miao” wif an eks an tu kyoos.
Cat is thinking “all I has are vowels, I has nothing… wait… I has much better hair than this human… he is not licks himself poorly… foolish human”
Hahah, love the way the board’s laid out “Meow. Mew Mrow. Purr”
The only thing that could make this photo any more awesome would be if the scrabble tiles were l33t tiles instead of the normal kind….
I can has scrablez gaem liek dat? Dey make dat? :3 If no, den dey shood. :3
We cud all playz Skrabbl liek dat- maek noo roolz!
Mah bruvver and i wuz playin Skrabble wun time and i sed “i is stuck. only werd i can spel wif these tilez is ’sh-boom’” Bruvver sed “i wud accept that!” (Bruvver is silleh. Donut knoe whare he getz it frum.) But i had to ‘fess that i diddent has a “ess” and wudz has to spell it ch-boom. Gaem over.
Mai haireez Hewmin
Haz too much tymez on his hands
Needz to find a Mayt!
Gaym in “Hewmin~eeze”
Kitteh needz sum help 2 “Grok”
Doant Bogart dat joynt
Kitteh loozing payshunse
Oanlee a few wayz to spell
“Meow” k, thnx, bai
Jack.
Robert Heinlein reference FTW!!!
o hai s00per n00b heer wat duz FTW meen?
most kittehz i no preefurr a conakt hai, kitteh lipz can smylz pritee good, but dont ‘bogart’ bery suksexfulee!
most kittehz i no preefur a contakd hai, kitteh lipz can smail pritee good, but cant ‘bogart’ bery suxexfulee!
Kitteh yawns. Much rather to be playings Mouse Trap.
ScrabbleKitteh iz not amyusd bi ur pitiful effortses. He is champyon of Kitteh Skrabbl Leeg.
‘hmmm’, kitteh tinx, ‘iz best stratigee heer to abruptedlee spreeng up to ceelngz toplng all teh gaym peezez? not laik huuminz gunnu gib mee cheezburgr aneewaiz – WTF!’
Pritty obveeus dis whut kitteh thinkn. Jus luk at ize. Can tel kitteh has had enuf of teh edoocashunal games for won day.
Man, the human is screwed. How many cat words are there that use K, Q, X and J?
Well, we can’t see what the letter on the far left is, so that might open up his advantages. As it stands, all I can see him doing is playing the K after an E, and I’ve never played Kitty Scrabble so I don’t know if hairball sounds are allowed.
lotza “k” use in harball-sownd wurds. lotz.
Kranky kitteh kvetching kuz katowner kant komprehend kitteh’s krazy katlua kravings.
ohhhh, now i getz wut rufuzz be referrin to:
kkkackackack . . .ackackack . . .
kikikikack . . . ack . . .ack . . . ptooooiee!
yup, those be sounds i’z all too familyer wif.
kwality komment. kudos!
very WIN!
also, remyndz me uv animalia book wich ai LURVE!
http://www.amazon.com/Animalia-Graeme-Base/dp/0810918684
I can see putting the z at the end of mrrow, but unless he gets a better draw, the cat is going to beat him over the head with onomatopoeia for the next two hours of gameplay.
huumin needz an X-Q-Z too retyr teh gaym! hahaha k i winz!!!
K: Kvaack– 1. noun. sound of hairball being ejected. 2. Also used as verb: ” Mai sistr kvaackt hir dinnr oh goods moor 4 meh!”
Q: Quirmk–expostulation. Roughly translates as: “I on ur whyte shirt blessin it by mah sleepz why u move meh?”
X: Xsssspt:–expostulation. Rough translation: “Stepz awai fwomz mah catnipsie mousie, dow evuhl feend!”
J: Juhpleah–adjective. 1. Of a consistency unfit for feline comsumption. “Dat juhpleah drai fud makin me goe kvaack!”
Alas, if he only had a Y, he could spell JOZXYQK. Perfectly good cat word, according to Red Dwarf…
O hai, in case anyone missed yesterday’s post about it, we now have a Yahoo Group called “lolfrenz.” Plz tew joyn us?
Look for the link in the comments of the previous post or search “lolfrenz” at Yahoo. YAYZ!
Yes!
Ok….I did it…..membership pending….goody
I iz wayting impashuntly for akseptuns!
My ajenduh:
1) Kikk yur butt in dis gaym
2) Kikk Ken Jennings’ butt in Jeperdee
3) Kikk Garry Kasparov’s butt in chhess
4) Tayk ovur teh werld
Not nesessarilee in dat ordur.
But first, eat.
Yesh. but nap furst.
get up early
quick shower
death
death
death
light lunch
death
death
death
eddie izzard FTW!
oh hai- i’s nu here. akshuallie, i luk lotz but nebur posts b4.
Slightly (okay, way) off topic, but I wanted to share with y’all that the catnip-growing project is going very well in my herb garden.
Too well.
Every time my car pulls in the driveway, I see a gray blur streaking up behind me in the rearview mirror. It’s Daphne, Helper Cat from next door. By the time I’ve unfastened my seat belt and pulled my keys from the ignition, she’s sitting on the edge of the driveway close enough to the driver’s door that I have to be careful opening it or I’d bonk her little round head.
She’s here to score some nip.
So after rubbing up against my left leg, purring loudly, she bolts a few steps ahead of me, leading the way to the garden. When she gets there, she immediately sits patiently next to the plants, which now have metal basket “cages” over them. It seems someone was helping herself a little too frequently and ate one down to a stump.
I pick up a basket and she thrusts her head into the plants, rubbing her cheeks against the leaves. I pick a couple of lush, fuzzy leaves for her and crush them slightly between my fingers and offer them to her.
She presses her nose to them, purring. There’s an audible sniffling sound. Then you all know what comes next.
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Still chewing, she gazes at me expectantly. I lower the metal basket over the catnip and pat her on the head. She drops to the ground, rolls over on her back, tail swishing like a lazy, single windshield wiper. She takes a half-hearted play bite at my thumb when I give her a little belly rub.
I go in the house to play with Rufus and Veronica. Rufus has heard all this and is barking. But Daphne is oblivious, rolling on her back, lost in bliss.
LOL @ “Helper Cat”
Sowndz lyke ur teh nayborhood supplyer. Hillareeus. I fink ah shood getz me sum nip plantz tew, innasted of jes teh ol’ dryeded up stuff. Maybee mah kittehs wood lyke me bettur?
swishing like a lazy, single windshield wiper . . .FTW!
I have my “nip” growing in hanging planters!! Never thought of the wire basket solution-grate idea!
Hahaha. U teh pusher man. I love it. At least you portion it out or helper car would O.D.
helper car? oooook. we all noes it r a typo but it soundz phunnie to meh.
Iluz yr storee, and u tellz is so well dat I can “sees” it. Fank u so muches for sharying.
oops-anudder liddle typo der. left owt a spayce, didn’t I? Oh, well.
Phunee! We yused to has kitteh named “Daphne”. She wuz calico gerl. I has a calico gerl now naem is Esme. She is a good helper, altho her intenshuns is betterz than her akshual halping.
But tell me. Rufus who barks, he is not kitteh, rite?
okey i gots duble werd valyoo star, gots ta yuse de vowalls, an i got a ecks so dat is lyk 359 poyntses, i winned!
ecks are not in cheezbrgr!! is zee!! ZEE! Worf les points. You dun no hao to spell! :3
No kittehtoez, teh wurd be excheezburger!
(after it getz in mai belly).
ROFL, WIN!!! (With an X.)
Lookit hoominz tilez. He gotz nuffin. KITTEH WINZ!!! YAY!
Ur skillz are lakking, hoomin. There is a piece of fuzz on teh carpet that has suddenly become more interesting than this game…
i can has tripul-wurd…is dat a bug?!
k pops ah not be fillin for mom no morez when she has baffroom brake, dis eez beyond boringz… *yawn*
Vlad! You stole my picture! Oh well, gratifying to see people got a kick out of it. Kitty’s name is Stinky.
Bob
dun tell me it not word or i skratch you
naow DAT is how kittehs ar playin’ da skrabbl.
Only 23 points with a Z?! No wonder he’s losing to the cat!
kitteh sez “hmmm…. wot iz a seven letter word for ‘my hyoomin reellee needz to get owt moar’?”
desprit? lownlee? patetik? butugly? washupp? sadsack? hazbeen? onanism?
ok i be hasin teh depressitations nao.
woz akshully tinkin ‘insular’ or ’sycotik’ or ‘facewarmermodel’… got sumfink yoo need to purge PP?
oh buleeeez, i not buleeeemik!
Um…gonna hafta start wiz BURGER unles he hidin sum tyles under the bord (which it luks like to me, akshully) cuz yu onlee getz sevun tyles in a turn.
Scrabble Kitteh saz: I ceez yoo cheetin’
yeees. da letters CHEEZBURGER spells out da lol kitteh universe.
That is a very nice scrabble board. Too bad it’d be near impossible to spell out CHEEZBURGER in a real game of scrabble. Otherwise we’d all try to do it.
th4t5 50 cut3 th4t th3yr3 4ll |\/|30w1|\|g |\|01535 4ll 5p3ll3d 0ut 0|\| th3 b04rd
translation:thats so cute that theyre all meowing noises all spelled out on the board
heh heh heh triple word score n dubble lettah score now iz got 70 pointses!!
Ah, that’s so funny. Look at the words already on the board – RRR, Meow, Purr, Breow. That’s so excellent. I love this, wonderfully well done.
I’m pretty sure kitty knows how to win these games – they can read our mind you know. Just a quick look into your eyes, and they know what you’re thinking. From there, it’s easy.
Would love to see a kitty play monopoly – will probably kick my butt!
Wow!!! Interesting!!! Does she/he have any high-score word that uses Q or Z?