OK, NOW URE STARTIN TO BORE ME
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yodel:odal:esque as a kitten
“I waited for your call, but now I’m bored”
here – lol’owl will entertain you
http://www.haha.nu/funny/fat-to-thin/
Have you ever seen clips from Japanese game shows? They are truly bizarro! So this does not really surprise me…
Takeshi’s Castle FTWTF??? lol
I luvs dat 1 were da crowdz of pplz cumz oawt frum arownd da corner at dis 1 guy. Luls.
WTF? I neber seen a lolowl do dat!
and this belongs here, why?
nk. dat wuz just….. goofy.
I is a sexy supermodel!
Iz whuts Eye thotteded 2!
Invisuble iPhone
Invisuble lessun in maykup & fashun
oh hai. welcum to my hoem. my fashuns. let me show you dem.
i iz in yer maykover, reeding a telep0rmtr for trankwilzix
OMG his eyes are totally glazed over LOL. Sleepeh kitteh.
no, reely? tell me moar. I is fassinated.
(dis LAST tyme i let hoomin fix me up on blynd date)
waiter? CHECK PLEASE
Oh, sure … a tough steak and some cheap domestic wine, and you’re expecting the big payoff! Well, forget it, jack … HEY, don’t walk away from me like that! HEY!!!
(Went to school with a kid named Jack; last name … wait for it … Imhoff. Srsly. Jack, if you’re out there, I apologize for mocking you … you got enough of that in school!)
you’re not sorry. don’t even pretend you’re sorry ;o)
PS: he’s a child support lawyer in grand rapids now – google him
ohhhhhhh muhgod.
i did an he iz!
Gulp! Pleez not to sue me, Jack…
An I kwote:
Mr. Jackimhoff Scrappycat, Esq., of Granrapittz, iz purrhapz best known for his truculent manner, course langwich, and nekkid contempt wen dealin wif skofflawz an bulliez.
Better lay low, Meno!
hee hee hee…Pittypat jest a’rubbin it in.
defamayshunz FTW!!!!
his parents deserve death by paper cuts.
Yis. Y hee knot chng nem: John is full nem. Muzt be middle nem 2.
Dos parntz: Pleh!!!
Beyond lols!
FTW! Gladys, purrfikt cap as allus! Howz teh nu job?????
u iz ztill talkinz? sawree – woz i napkin? *hedpaw* i doan noe wot i woz pinkin!!! (ekscyossez – kitteh woz yung an needed the punny *slap*)
Harpo deployz a profeshinul nappee tester, maykin shoor that Oprah’s Pamperz will be snugglee n hypoallergenik foar th next Tom Crooz visit.
“i iz in ur diaperz, testin foar teh freshness”
i made u a Alli joke, but i deleeted it.
. . . discretion b teh better part of vapid, er, valor.
delayz b th better part of teh roodness. wtf?!?!?
uh oh, i tink dat mai attemp at clever came owt awl rong heer . . .
no barb to u, mai fren. not at all.
Dis belleh aint gunna skritch isself….
An dat’s a kitteh belleh just maaade for skritchn.
“…dis belleh’s made fur skritchin,
an dat’s wut yer gonna do,
if i don’ git mah skritchin,
i’ll go find some better smoo.”
“o man….this iz so frickin dull i iz gonna get 3 limbs amputated and score miself a gig tesstin carpetz in th district”
hehehehe! gud referances! ^^
mai eyz adoord u, thow i neber layd a hand on u, mai eyz adoord u…lyk a meewyun mailz awaa frum me u cuuldnt seez how i adoord u, so cloz, so cloz an yet so farr!!!!! kthx
meh: “…sorry, wut wz i sayin?”
kitteh: “oh, wrnt u listnen either?”
Rofl! i lieks. u cn totally sei dat in da kittehs eies.
ur fasnatin conversashun maiks mah brain hevvy, scuse me whilst i prop mah hed up on paw
LOLcat calendar: Miss September
new from miriamax “calander kittehs” starring hellan mreowan”
kitteh pr0n
u haz purfuct one! vry best lolcater would buy gain a+++++++++++
Now iz tym for zee catneep und shampane, no?
I’z broughts teh chardonnay…
(props to Sean Cat and cat dad Matt!)
cute kitteh!
Party Animal In Training Lesson 1:
The morning after is the hardest part.
So whaddya think? Peenk or red clawpolish? It’s turrbly difficult bein a redhead…
pink. defnutlee. i’z a redhed, too, so i knowz deez fingz.
I has bored *sigh*
Wha? Oh sorry, I wuz dreemin of a paradise wif a thousind cheezburgers.
Mrrrowr…why don’t u come up an see me sometime…Tiger…
invisible props (pink boa, black negligee, fuzzy peeptoe slipperz, shampain floot . . .)
Open sardeen can wiz a few missing…
chocolate covered mice…
Catnip corsage…
large skratching post in bacgrownd wif lots of STRINGs…and jingleballs.
FLOOT!!! xD
and bring ur soop-pot.
Okey Missee, we shal see if’n yer li’l rude but iznt in milatery skool reel soone!
pikshur it…Parhiss Hilton at the Catidel. “You want me to WHAT? MOMMEEEEE!!!”
“So ai sez to Mabel, ai sez …”
Kitteh nodz, aiz glazin over.
*thud*
zzzzz ….
“Did u hav anything on wen yu made the fotos, Miss Meownroe?”
“I had the radio on…”
LOL!!
uh…dis wuz s’pozed to go wif Duffy’s Marilyn Meowroe commint above.
“an I sleeps in nottins buh teh Channel Nummer 5!”
Yeh, uh, sleeping wif teh tv on…not so sexy.
(Ware goed my commints??) I wuz sayin…
Uh, yeh, sleepin’ wif the tv on not so sexy, akshully.
Oh hai thar big boy…
it’s rodin’s ‘thinker kitty’
Hundreds ov hawt kittehs r waytin 4 ur call, fone now on 0898…
Sexy single felines in your area! LIVE CHAT! Call 900-PUSSYKAT.
Thx. This zactly what I thinkn. Fone secks wit underage kittehs. Ooooh, so wrong! Sumwon call kitteh’s mommeh.
d-falt myspaze piktur
What a pimp
Spoylt Stripee Kitteh
Playz Hewminz lyke vyolin
Huu needz sillee fumz?
Teh Kan opinner
I doantz heerz it. Goosheefud
would be nyse ryte naow
Mai layzee Hewmin
Maykz a splendid playse to Nap
wen teh mood strykz me
Jack.
Dis mus b Calinder Kitteh’s deesember too tousand ates hoe-maj to Burt Reynolds’ faymus 1974 Playgirl sentrfold…sans kouboi hat and sigar.
jeez…..has prOn on da minz of lots of peeps today…….
(ME INCLUDED)
Psychologist kitteh asks : “How dos dat make u feel?”
Oh now…DAT is teh perfik capshun!! I allus hated when my shrink askt me dat stoopy questshun….I just tell dem “none of yur biznez how I feel!!” guess that’s why I wusnt gud candidate fur teh therapiez….”too internalized”! LOL
“too internalized” is therapee lingo for “cranky hermit?”
Hmmmm…they mighta been on to sumthin der!!! Can ol woemminz be hermitz???
“cranky hermit” – thatz phunnie! Hay .. thatz ME! Can u be married an be hermit? Maybe thaz y i cranky!
Speekin of wich… xcited bout ur upcoming nupshuls, COL? Here comes deh bride…!
Oh yeah…I tellz my crazyoldman…..”better run while yu still kan”!! He iz such a sweetie…but he must have a few skrews loose tu get stuk wit me!!!
Wull he iz frum Quinsee…I mean…that’s wicked awesome and all but…
Can 2 peeple be hermits together? Can u be a part-time hermit? Will COL have to give up her hermitage fur love?
So many kweschuns…furst dis site make my hed splode, den i has to ponder dese tings…i can haz more katlua, plz?
Tu anser yur queschun…yes, two peeps can be hermitz tugether…crazyoldman an I haf been fur three yerz! Yes, yu can be part-time hermit…..I has very public politenez kinda job, but after I leaf wurk, I doan like to talk on teh fone….and three, I am looking forward to mai shared hermitage wif crazyoldman!
Bring on teh Katlua and enjoyz life!!!
COl & COM sittin in a cave…
Doin’ all dey can tu misbehave…
Furst comes lub, den comes marryage,
Den comes katluas mixed wif dairyage!
(dat is my toste fur teh resepshun. U likes?)
purrfect–and we’ll get out ceilidh djinn (she ob beluffed memory’s high-test katlua and creem fur da toast–it da original, high-test….)
oh, and we HAB towd you all about da 55-can whippy-creem saloot we do at big events, right?
I’ll dwink to dat….specially if itz katlua and creem
Flartus…..I luv yer toste!!! and THC…..I kan’t wate fur teh whippy creem saloot!!!! Who kares if we getz banned from the Rivership Romance furevar!!!! Dey gonna make enuff munniez tu pay fur sumwun elz to kleen it all up!
heh heh. invisible tweed blazer, pipe, framed diploma hangin slightly crookid on wall…
Dis kitteh preeviusly feeturd on CuteOverload:
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/06/listen_girlfrie.html
“Arent u a lil short 4 a stormtruper?”
LOL! Luke Caterwauler to teh rescue of Princess Himalaya?
Paris Kitteh sais… “dats hot”
OK…. I love this cat. But it’s so lascivious!
No, Boss…I finds ur comments ’bout “thinkin’ outside teh litterbox” fascinating…
Ur a fire hassard, do yer thinkin’ inside yer box.
leik ong dis iz so funnay
Ah juss beh wunderin howe long joo beh takin tah rub mah belleh… *sigh*
“Rudolph Valentino’s cat”
sensual cat is bein sensual.
:O
That pose… Looks like Oscar Wilde.
KITTEH!
1t l05t 1|\|t3r35t 1|\| th3 hu|\/|4|\| r4c3 =c
translation:it lost interest in the human race =c
stop starin at da kitteh!
Da kitteh wants a starin contest! I gives hm 1!!!! :stare: