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I can use gyant eer as umbrellaz? Ktnxbai!
i is not tastee or nootrishus
I not puppeh,
I can has puppz snuggle spot n e wayz?
btw..that floppy thing on yer head–dat a chew toy fer me?
plz not to be so sad…kitteh iz heer to snorgle u!
Sad? Or mebbe wurreed? Mebbe doggeh hadz bad sperienz wit a kitteh and is wundrin when teh itty-bitty kitteh gonna shred his noz.
dog is thinking “sure hope kitty doesn’t think I taste like cheezburger”
kitten is thinking “tempting, but what will I do with the leftovers?”
dog is thinkin “mai fleas are srsly gettin owt ov hand”
kitteh iz thinkin “that ear would mayk an awshum cayp”
I can has kiss, pls?
*slurp*
Now can has towel, pls?
i can use eer for towul?
Mai dad’s ol’ blak Lab, Rozzie, wud slurp on his 3 kittehs. She thot she wuz doin them a favor by cleenin ‘em. Dey wud sit and let her git dem all soggy, then sneek off an re-wash demselvs. Berry luvving doggie/kitteh fambly.
That big ol’ dawg look lik a former mama dawg to me (think I spotz a nipple), so she probably very lovey with the bebeh.
My neighbor across the street has a dog named Tasha who has been trained never to leave the yard. But one day a mama duck and her ducklings decided to cut through my neighbor’s property on the way to the woods.
Tasha, alarmed because the ducklings were headed for the road, came out and tried to herd the babies out of harm’s way, but the ducklings did what I suppose they do naturally when approached by a potential predator – hit the deck, *splat*, and played dead!
Mama duck took off and, sure enough, Tasha rounded up the stragglers and herded them to safety … even wandering off of her property to do it! I was impressed.
So God bless mama dawgs!
U b mah mommy? Is tyme fur mah milk!
Doggeez awl WTF u doin’ heer? Oh, wellz, u can stay sinse u iz alreddy heer. But no suckin on me!! I iz “not deh mama.”
But u iz a bebbeh. Gotta luv ya.
Dinosaurz reference! FTW!!! I’m da bebee….gotta luv me!!!
OMG–I fergottid all ’bout dat show! Dat wuz grate–puppets and sarkasm FTW!
“Puppets and Sarcasm” = good name for a better-than-average emo band….
iz k kitteh….i no lke snack sizezz
Hypno kitteh sayz: U r getting verry sleepy.
Oh hay DAWG….
So we needz to be talking bout the sleepin arranjements……see…you be on da floor now….I takes da bed, GOT IT DOG BREATH ?!?! Don’t make me slap you around when all da hoomans is watching……
dog say….okay, okay….you da one wtih da nails like razr blade…..you can haff it…I surrender….
(look at pinned back ear and squinty eyes, can definitely detect catitude)
Kitteh: Mama sed I cud com ovur an play wif yu wile she has a nap! Whut we gon play first? Pouncin and bouncin? Chase tayle? Chuw ear? Cmon cmon cmon playplayplay!!!
Houndawg: *sigh*
awwwwwwwwww.
O. I getz it. Seez teh zipper pull unnerneeth teh “doggeh’s” nekk? Iz costoom. Insyde iz orijinul Cheezburger Cat waytin’ to jump owt an’ yell “SERPRIZE!!!”
(OMG, that is the sweetest little puffy kitteh. Do want.)
Annnn thay cawlt it puppeh lu-u-uv…
Ahm inluv wif dis kyut liddull puppeh.
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
*sighs*
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
dar r amazing!
Wow! Peeps, this is a must-see!
OMG! Iz sooooo supah!
mai sun sended dat link to me jus today. i tol him i wuz gonna shair it wif all da lolfrenz at ichc if nobody beeted me 2 it frzt. LOL!! WTG, MassCara… doan u jus lov dat lil pup? alla u lolfrezn, u gotta clik on dat link from MassCara… it beez so ful ob da awwwwwwsum!
Pleez not tu eet me, Mr Dawg, coz then u will hak up harbl. Iz not plezent.
A biiig harbl. rly big.
Muh affekshionz. Let me show u them.
This piksher exseedz FDA recommended daily allowins of Cyoot. Plz consult yer fizishun bfoar vyooin unassistid.
Species barriers
Sometimes are negotiable
With sufficient kyoot
I can luvz ur haikooz…kthx!
AWWW…snuglee snorglee. I lurve seein pups & kittehs togever.
Skuze me kitteh, but did you jus pas sum gas?
that is one praychus tabbee kitteh
Kitteh sez “look Dawg, u iz orwayz sleepin on ma cowch, eetin d last bizket, an smokin ma stash. I meen, u iz stoend ryte now. i want yu to cleen owt yur desk an bassket bai 3. this hyoomin aint big enuff for d 2 ov us”
Dawg sez “Awwwww”
It always seems liek teh biggest puppehs are teh most gentle when it comes to teh little wuns…
As a fellow puppeh owner, I can tellz dis pooch rilly luvs teh fuzzball, but prolly has had an ear attacked wunce or twice….affectionate, but cautious…
Lil Strypee Kitteh
Lukkingz 4 t3h noo Play Mayt
Mebbee nawtz so beeg
Kitteh nawt a skeerd
Beeg Dawg shood intimmidaytz
Faylz mizzurablee
Beeg Dawg haz noo jawb
Keepingz Kitteh okkyoopyed
Betweenz kuddlee Napz
Jack.
I can has both doggy and kitty pls kthxbai
k, herz teh deel, u get me cheezburgr an i show u ware bonz iz baryd. howz bowt it, pawl?!
Oh hai doggeh…Ah eez contendedz juss sittin here havin joo starez at meh…I don fink anyfing gonna happen to meh wif big buddy aroun’…
That dog looks depressed maybe that is because it knows it is in a cat macro
Or is it a kitten in a dog macro?
oh noes! da pictshur’s link is browkn!
i love ur stuff its so funny