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Bakun go gud wif cheezburger!
I fink dey call dat “Baconator”.
Concatulayshuns on ur nawt sekkund Richard! Dis ur nawt sekkund nawt sekkund?
mmm no wuts bettr thn bakin bakin chezberger!
Bacon has a flavor … polyester blend. Is not graet, akshooly…
Beggin’ strips! Nawt juss fur dawgs anee moar!
IT’S BAKON!!!!! IT’S BAKON!!!!!
Wut’s dat sey? I cant reede!
No matter how many times I saw or heard that commercial, I still laughed out loud every time it got to that line. I wish there were more adwriters like that one.
oh GAWD!!! Me too! I say dat still sometimes at random, when tryin ta reed sumpin, or give treet to a goggie, or orderin a menyou…. I CAN’T READ!!!
peepul look at me liek I’z da weerd wun!
ur nawt speekin lolspeek. wee catn udeerstaend u.
LOL! Dat commershul used to crak me up! Sumfin abowt teh dawg’s toadle desperashun in his voice.
I alwez felt sorree foar deh doggie. I iz jest a softee, I gess, but did nawt tink it wuz so nise to mayke deh doggie beg and beg.
Just give him the Frickin Bacon, I always yelled!
why nots a cheezburger
Hai! We bin trikt! Thot it seemd too easy. Is not bakun, is a ribbuns! DO NOT WANT!
I’z on your tabul catchin your bakonfish
Griffindoor furevr!!
ftw!
u mean that’s the scarf? lol
u mean that’s the scarf?
Yup! Ai tink teh wite kitteh may be Slither-in, da way him is atackin da skarf on pole!
“No resepshun on yooz car steereeoh? Well, der’s yooz problem…Bacon no helpz wid resepshun, ownlee helpz wid dah grumbly tummee.”
yesh – radio needs sliced pimento loaf for best reception. bacon only good for TV reception, NOT radio frequency
i knew dat.
K, THX – MAKIN NOTE A DAT FUR FUTR REFRNC. TELIN MA KITTEH. PEES OUT
I allus wundered whut pimento lofe wuz gud for.
pimento loaf? PLEH! Do Not Want!
In hiskool frensch class we readed “Teh Littl Prinse”. The hyoomin what writed it was a avyator long tiem ago. Mah teechur said that in wun of storrys teh avyator writed abowt flyin he used a slang term for raydio interfurrance, “friture”, or “frying”. That’s becaws the skratchy-pop noyzes on teh airplayne raydio sounded liek bakken frying.
I lerned a lot from that teechur but i always left class vry hungryz.
Kittehs goin fishin
U put bate, I kast
i can catch baconburger?
I doin all teh werk gettin dis taystee bakun, I dunno whut ur gonna eet!
BACKOFF! IS MAH BAKUN! I NO SHAREZ!
Oh hai kitteh, u goin fishin?
Yuppers!
U has wurms?
Yeah, but I’z still goin!
Poop out a couple, then… we’ll use ‘em for bait (“ewwwwwww”)
Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww……!
foollee ewwwww – kitteh iz the bait-master…….. ennybody?
wont tuch dat wif a 7 inch pole
mah mah mah mah
bay cun hitz mee
so hard
maykz me say
oh my lard
“bait-master…”
*SNORK*
howd u noes i has teh dyslexia?
Phunnie and gross all at once! I lurveit!!
UGH vomituss.
HA! Kitteh looks like he noes whut he doin.
“Now dis bakun bayt will catches manee big feesh.”
“I leern from teh Orlando Wilsonz!”
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
I usually try not to make comments that are just some version of “This was an amusing post” but
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I gotted mai Cheez-pins in da mail today, weeeehoooweeeyaaaaay! Dey r teh cheeziest, wich is a gud ting. Mai husbin alreddy stealt teh “WTF” pin.
Bak 2 owr regaloorlee skedewled program: Hey B&W kitteh, u’d bettah stand waaaaaaaay bak, wen dat wite & gray kitteh lets go uv that stik… TWWAAANNNG!
Ah juss getted myne 2!!!! Mai maleguy wantid 2 steel mah “WTF” pin! Whut is it wiff men an dat pin??
Dey b SO GRATE!! An luv teh rapping (teh littel stikkur). An teh reetern address.
Lyf b so gud wiff ichc (OK, pleeze, cbsb, pleeze GO BAK 2 WERK! Dis b gettin seereous. U knot settin gud xampul fur al teh oddr burgerz at werk!)
Yeah, CBSB, go bak 2 werk, u slakker! U r berry bad zample 4 us impreshenabul LOLfrens hoo r dilijint an hard wurkin an… hay! A noo LOLcat! Sry boss, ai gotta… um… konferinse kall! Yeh, dat’s it… ah’m wurkin on spredsheets dat maek me laff… rly…
Invisible spredsheets?
Invisibull Yuropeein Levridged Biowt Landscaip Projekt.
*clears throat*
Yes.
Das whut it iz.
No, srsly.
Um…wurryinglee, teh Invisibull Yuropeein Levridged Biowt Landscaip Projekt maik perfek senz toomy…
Ms. MassC, dis is ur boss. I been wachin u (disgyzt as autie pittypat).
Do u even know the consekwentsis of discussin teh IYLBL projec in publik?
My Office. 9 sharp!
how the hell do you do a leveraged buyout of a european landscape?
Iz just corpspeak for invading France.
Ha, Flartus! Awsum! (Tout votre landscape est appartient a nous? J’suis dans ta campagne, abattant tes doods?)
How U noe I b doin spredsheetes? Srsly.
Okay, my addixshuns to ICHC is so bad nao, I has all dees files on my PC at wurk dat have names liek “blahblah NONMERCH date”. I has dem saved to my desktop (bad, I knowz) and teh Windoze cuts off teh names so allz I see is “blah blah NONM”
I has about a dozen files or so, and every morning when I log in I read dem as “nom nom nom” all over mai desktop and I giggles. My wurk peeps think I am teh goofy…
teh NOM NOM NOM iz favrit joke.
u R teh goofy! Dat y u heer!
U be gettn teh intrvenshun soon. Srsly, ur kowerkers in meetn nao plannin it. Jus a hedz up.
There wuz pakkij in mah maylbocks today and i wuz eggsited to c itz but it wuz just some dumb stuff i orderdedz to halp mah krooky toes.
i is happys for u guise but sadz for me. no buttinz yet.
i libbs on eest coastz so mailman haz farther to walkz, mebbe?
Buttinz no halp for krooky toes but they willz maek me happyer whenz they arribes.
I gots mah buttons yesterday. I hope you get yours soon. Okay that did not come out right, but……
Ah got mah buttonz!! Hrray!! They wuz in a lil bubbulmailer an I puts the stikur on mah puter here at wurk!!
An – I came late to dis party so mebbe everbuddy knoo but me but –
Cheezburgr return adress HAWAII???
Dey gots teh bes blog on the web an tehy in Hawaii too!!1!???
Jeez. Musta had som faaaaine karma frum prevyus lifes!!
Hee! Tkx, i think.
Mayles alreddy delibbered today and still no buttinz yet. I writed someware else dat since i wuz on vaycayshunz when i orderd tehm, mebbe they wuz delibbered to teh hoatel insted. It wud not maek me sadz to havta goes bak to hoatel to getz them!
sad heer too-no buttons in mai mailbock eidter
Where be mai buttonz?????????? I m bein sooooo pashunt……but I still be egg-sited….dey gonna be heer reel soon!! I jus noes it!!!
Lemme know if teh tingz for crooky toez workz. When I wok north, my toez wok eest and west.
U haz teh best name of all! U wins!
Wun is kontrapshun u wearz at nite to keep big toe pointing north. I had annuther wun but it borked. New wun is moar cumfy, win! Other is brayce u canz ware under shoo to do saem thing during teh day and also keep uther toes flat and pointing all in saem duhreckshunz.
Mah left big toe alwayz signalz for left turn and teh toe neckts to it is hunched up like a bridj to let big toe pass underneaf.
I buyed them at FootSmart.com, wich is good naem. Mah footz wuz smartin’ and their warez halps foots feel betterz.
Um, i buyed teh thingz at footsmart.com. I diddent buy mah toez there. Toes are orijunal ekwipment.
Invisabull campfyre.
Noe!! I sed it an I means it — GET BAK 2 WERK!!
OKs. Hears I go. Sigh.
oh, sigh. cbsb mewing to herownself. agin.
Ummmm… U can has Multipool persons deesorder?
ummm hao can any1 with tew butts haf just 1 purrsonaliti?
I iz jus azkin…
ROFL, yeah! The cat butt wud be differn purrsonaliti frum teh squirrel butt.
U guise makes meh laffs. Oops! U cot meh. I is going bak 2 werk.
“This cat/squirrel hybrid has only 2 asses! It is useless to me!”
Dr. Mephisto FTW!!!!!!
Hao meny kittehs duz it takes to catch a bacon?
Two! Wun to watch fur the mommeh bacon to comes back to teh nest.
“Kwik, here it comes!”
Shood take 3 kitteh to catch a bacon. Therd 1 bring buns and cheez for bacon burgr. Kittehs can not has the plannin ahed to think about buns.
no rilly…wut iz it? iz scarff? iz bacone? iz ufo? y iz on ur car untenna? wut iz meening uf lyf?…
It iz Bacone Scarff… a new fashun aksesoree frum Franse. Iz not to be confoosd wit dah Canadian Bacone Scarff.
Bacone Scarff iz grate fur keepink yoos antanah warmz in da winterz. Alzo used to signl deh aliunz.
I’s purty smrt, but dunno dah meanink uv lyf, udder dan tu giv kitteh skritches and forevar homez.
is dat teh famous écharpe d’antenne? Yeh, soon dey’ll be sellin tourists knockoffs, next to teh plaster Tours d’Eiffel.
I tink mebbe teh meening of lyfe is…cheezburgers?
I hav noe untenah, must haz freezd off coz i hav noe bacone scarff. if meening of lyf is cheezburgers iz gud then..i lykz em. if meening is sckritching kittehs i’z toste cos i haz allerjys…i gess i can skritch if i’z not breeth..kthnxbai.
meening of lyfe iss 42 chzbrgz to bee eksact.
42! at wunz or obber too or free dais? iz kwite a bit u noes.
Aha! Dat y everbuddy wuz confoosed…they left off teh cheezburgers!
Now I noes wy teh aliunz never anser me!! I wuz doin it rong – I wuz uzin BEACON for signul!!
*gigglesnort*
it is relevant to their interests, silly
Masked kitteh tries in vain to do carrot and stick (bacon and stick) lure on frend.
WE’RE ON YUR CAR
TAKUN YUR BAKUN
black kitty sez “hoomans cummin dis vay !!! git de bakun quick !!! “
at least dey not makun bakun….ifn yooz noe wut I meanz
Kittehs be gettin revenj on teh dog. Dey be lurin him out wit teh bacon, but teh strings be attached to a bukkit uv water abuv puppehs hed. HEEER, Puppeh, puppeh puppeh!!! SPLOOSH. Puppeh can has bukkit…….on HED!!!
Fishin for puppehs
I wish I wish I wish I had the for my car
Hi! I was blog surfing and stumbled across this one! Ohmygosh! These pictures are so funny! Well, got to go!
-Jack Forworl
Wii development worker for Nintendo(c)
Iz fur reel dat u werks for deh Wii peeps? Dat is awesome. Luves deh Wii. My son haz and he his gurls play. Iz so much of fun. Der laytest purchase haz been deh truk raycing fing. I not so gud, but my grandgurl is a nachural. Which meenz she can nevah haz deh drivers lisense!
‘R U achin’ (yup yup yup)
4 sum bakin (yup yup yup)
Hez a bigwig (yup yup yup)
U can beez a bigwig 2 (OY!)
ai lurved dat part uv dah lyin king!!
FTW!
I kin bwing home teh bakun
an fwy it up inna pan!
An neavah let u forgitz u mayn.
Cuz I’z a wooman(kitteh)
L’meowjehli!
OMG, now *there’s* a blast from the past!
Nk woomun. I gettin ur emails but u not gettin mine. i am goin to try to send u one RITE NOW! oh btw, I gotz CBSB’s today.
I bring hom bakun, but maek mai man fri it up 4 me, ‘cuz he bettah cook… an ai nebber let himz 4-git he a man. Ai say, “Hay, husbin, not to forget, u a man.” An he say, “Fank u, baybee, ai go pee standin up naow.” It werks pretty well, akshually.
By the look on the black kitty’s face, he knows what’s gonna happen to his nose when standing kitty lets go of that antenna…. THWANG-ANG-ANG-ang-ang…
It rained here the other day (a fairly unusual occurrence; I live in the desert) and when I got in the car next morning, I had what looked like Cat Dancing Instructions all over my windshield. I hated to have to clear them off, but I wouldn’t have been able to drive.
me too, i lurves teh happidance paw printz on teh winders. i usually leef em der til it rainz. My fave, tho: lolcoon happidance printz on teh front porch.
Well hewwo! Welkum to my houseboat! I wants to be sharing mai secrets for reeling in dat spechull tomcat. My kloset, let me show u it. For tonite’s classydate, i chooz a wite spotted fur. Is very sexee. Lether iz alwayz grate. I ware a lot of it!
An I alwayz be remembring to greet mai tomkitteh wif taystee snax. Bacon iz fabooluss! An here he iz, all swahv in himz tuxeetoes.
Oh hai, an, well, hewwo!
i fynd that chewing mayks mai face paint to crak and thee green ooze which livz insyde mee to ooze owt onto mai paper mashay bewbz. This is why i doan chew – wee just cuvr awl our food wiv a delikut layer ov lard and inhaelz it. Itz simply lubriciuss!
well hewwo! letz teleport to mai plastik surjinz office an inhael, er i meen, liposukshun sum of dis unfashunabull lard!
hewwo…. i yam makin this vidyo an selling it for trankwilizerz…. this isn’t eevn my reel hed…. if yoo akshully gayzed upon my hed wiv hyoomin i’z, yoor brayn wud turn to fowndashun, and i wud scoop it owt ov yer hed an rub it awl over my shayving scars. yu noe, i think that vapid will be reellee hawt this yeer. mmmmmm…vapid
well hewwo. silly, evribiddy noes dat vapid is teh new blak.
OMG u guises has to stops, or I will pass owt!
I agreez wid Flartus… u maek Sprite come owt mah noze.
Wich is kook trick becaws u wuz drinkin Pesspi!
i want to voet for ListVet’s joek twysse. iz illhairyass.
thx, tina. but stop lookin at mah ass. kthx.
(i changded mah name today!)
I have no idea to what you are referring ;o)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5cS07X06VY&mode=related&search=
OMG!
bacon!
i has it!
Best website ever.
yes…we agreez wit dat!!
Ach Dee Radeeo coms wit bacon? Kitteh wants!
Troallinz 4 Hewminz
Playd 2 ackwyrz speshull fud
Baykun t3h best Bayt!
Lyke Hewmin KatNip
Pullz dem in lyke a Magnet
Ennee Minnit naow
Reelz himz awn in, Newt!
Leeanz bakk. I’ll grabz hiz wallut!
Cheezburgerz 2Nyte!!!
Jack.
Dat’d werk on me, 4 shure- ai luuuuuuuuuvs me sum bakun.
Is it just me, or is teh kitteh on teh left the same wun from “It’s a lion, get in the car!”
Maybe dey is teh Wild Kingdom kittehs–”While Jim baits teh lion snare with bacon, I keep a sharp watch for any unexpected visitors…”
Yes, dat kitteh get mor mor funneh longer u look at himz eyes!
iz aerial acrocatiks
We gots termatuhs, an lettuss, and nowe we juss hafta catch some bakkuns…
nom nom nom… wait…
dis not taste moishe like bakons…
Nex we catchez a bred-and-butterflie…
WOLFBAGGING!!
HEY!!!
THAT WAS MY SUBMISSION!!
I’M FAMOUS!
WOOHOO
Avast, me hearties! We iz teh piratical feelainz!
to awl d pyr8 feendz owt thare – hold the tip ov yoor tung titely between yoor thum and index fingr and say kwiklee three timez ‘i woz born on a pirate ship’.
wot duz it sownd lyke? teehee.
not rly bacon…
Adam: Jamie! Lets catapult this bacon and see if it can fly into space!
Jamie: Hey! Thats my lunch Adam.
wh4t 4 cut3 l1ttl3 pl4j c0|\|v3r54t10|\| b3c4u53 th4t 15 fu|\||\|j 4|\|d 1t f1t5
translation:what a cute little play conversation because that is funny and it fits
15 th4t 3v3|\| r34l b4c0|\|? 4l50, 1 d0|\|t k|\|0w wh4t b4c0|\| t45t35 l1k3
Translation: is that even real bacon? also, i dont know what bacon tastes like
tofu rocks what we are talking about bacon oh BACON ROCKS
[...] mmm…. bacon…. [...]
“Waz it say? I can’t read! Pleaze give me whaz in a bag?!”
“Lolcats dun know iz not baccon!”
[...] yum… bacon. [...]
[...] yum… bacon. [...]
“Bacon is the food that makes other foods worth eatting.”
Russian kittehs yay!
Mmm, baiken…
[...] ah, dats moar liek it! [...]
bakun + cheezburger = bakuncheezburger
[...] ah, dats moar liek it! [...]
It’s neither bacon nor a gryffyndor scarf. These bands are put almost everywhere in russia in may to commemorate the veterans of WWII. Not that funny actually… :S
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