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hmmm… dis reed taste furry?
kitteh cawted himself a piece of tail. Nom-chikka-wow-wow.
pr0no moosik FTW!
Nom-chika-meow-meow?
‘lissa! I twies 2 rite u! But seams I’s gots ur eemale ‘dres rong! Rite meh, den I cans b respondination. thxkbai!!
Ditto … I rite TWICE!
I writed u…..Twice too twice last nite! I gits ur mail. I dunnoes wtf is up. summatime my email is borked.
Ummmmm I gots ur phone # but I doant gots ur email. I been getiin menopaws emails, will u get my address from her? Or call me. I dunno when u werk doant wanna bug u dere. ♥!
Includes me in? I haz written deh emayl to cbsb, no anser yet. But cbsb can shayres my email wif deh othuh cheezes, K? Den I can heerz frum dem and haz der emayles, etc.
kthxbai.
kitteh: yummeh tail is mah faverite! nom nom nom
kitteh attached to tail: plz to not be eatin me kthx
saxa-ma-phone, saxa-ma-phone
Homer Simpson FTW!
I second the win and give you my cheezburgers!
Mai tail…it haz a flavr.
umm, yr tale..it haz a flavr.
I are doing teh imporvizashun.
Wail, kitteh, wail!!! *snapsnapsnap*
I was just thinking “that’s gonna make quite the wail” ;o)
Uh oh! Kitteh blowz in tail, musik go round n round, an comz out were??
Hmm, mebbe we not want 2 sit 2 close 2 da speekers…
Speshully wen kittehs wailin teh silent ones … eep!
hmmm, pretty good tone fer such a small speeker.
you taste lyk…..lyk…….KIN !!
you haz flavr………but I ated it….
nonono…not saxy-fone…dis babee has teh sexy-fone!
Gas so ’spensif dese dayz, kitteh must syfunn it frum brudder’s taynk.
OMG. Whar my icon? Thar! Thar my icon. Whewz.
I noes whassup wif dat? Mines jus come an goes…
Yer lower extremetee…I has it.
Kitteh is jenerus. Offerz tale for brudda to play on to duz dah waily saxamaphone stuff.
Iz not so grayte, akshooly.
*ulp* uh – sorree – I thot it wuz snaik!! Reelly!!! I wuz savin yur lief, not chompin hur tayle!!! MOMMMMM!
Koltrain kitteh playin’ “Giant Stepz”!
catsafone imo.
Ur saxafone, it needz cleening … here, allow me… @#$%&*!!!
Gotta puts down teh rubber ducky, if wants to play saxaphone
Mah Sesamee Street frenz!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4VNMERVsC4
I hope dat maded teh link. Mah fave Sesame Street peeps.
Rubbery ducky song are here.
Clickzez on my names, or go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVtWXtSKJ9I
Mai tale…let me shows u….OOOWWWWW!!!
I can has coda?
win!
Win win for wit!
Clarenth Clemenz kitteh play born to run!
More like born to nap, no?
True. troo.
I sense an impending critic.
The arts always suffer at the paws of the uninspired.
Charlie Parker Kitteh sayz, “Dis is Birdland, babay!”
(played saxophone for 12 years…hoping somebody else knows Charlie “The Bird” Parker)
I doan play nuthin othr than hard-to-get, but I noes hoo Charlie Parker iz!
I lol’ed.
I’m in ur nightclub, pioneering ur bebop.
Yay! another saxist! The Bird had some crazy finger work.
Okay, dat wun just strolled in with a big neon sign that says “i are joke: make me.”
I wuz thinkin same thing – dreamin of Birdland!!!
Five thousand lite yeers from Birdland an we still feelin teh rhythm!!!
So iz cat Bird?
Kitteh iz rokin tha mikrafone
“Iiiiiiiiiiiiiii wan de cheeeeeeeeeeezburgers, yeah”
moar like the sexaphone
NOOOO! no eets frens..pleh..den u loanlee.
SOLLID, JAXSEN!
Bill Clinton kitteh says
its not real sax…I just gettin some tail
I didn’t even inhale either.
“intern wiv da blue dress blue dress blue dress
intern wiv da blue dress awn”
yoga kitteh flossez th insydez wiv fool-length bowel-towel. (iz for reel – chek it – in da mowv and owt d sowv)
Srsly, if you look at teh color of teh kitteh’s own tail, and teh color of teh tails he’s chompin on, it kinda looks liek it could be just wun tail, that goes in his mowf and out…well…eeww….
thankx TB, for helpin in the elevashun ov this LOLcat beeyond thee obveeyus joeks abowt scoarink tayl, or keepin the tip, oar singink metal lyrikz intoo a fleshy micopwn, etc. etc.
In honor of this lolcat wailin’, let us pause for a minute of silence for the late Mr. Boots Randalph, who passed away several days ago. Aside from being one of teh greats with the sax, Boots gave us “Yakkity Sax”, teh song most of us recognize from teh chase sequences on teh Benny Hill show.
Nao, back to teh lolcats…
“I are teh saa-aaadest kitteh,
in grade number 2…”
I’m in ur jazz club
Being John Coltrane
(Oh, I’m so glad I got here first…)
Visible butt sax!!!!
i can haz FCC?
Gladys u r funnee ^^ hehe!
“i r ouroboros! lol”
No cyoor for bitey behbeh kitteh. You just gots to put up wif it til they’s growed.
Dat’s wai God meks dem so kyoot.
Buttsecks. Ur doin’ it wrong.
Theres room for a “sackbutt” joak in here somwere but I gotta git bak tu wurk.
Bet nobody else gets that
I gitz up too layt for erly mewzik.
The new Satch-meow
LLLLAAAAAWWWLLLL!!!!! that is hilarious!!! i love it! Two Cheezburgers up!
Wrong ting? U mean u wants me to blow on da widdle one?
Can’t see da pitcher!
Hep cat iz smooooooth