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Dis MY fort! NO gurlz alows! (gurl kittehs has teh kooties, y’no.)
Hmph! {crosses arms} Wee dun wanna b in ur stoopid fort aneewayz.
Dum boyz….
Bet dat fort smells like dirty feets and moldy cheezburgers.
Kitteh feets an eated cheezburgers!!
Dah fort has cheezbargrz? Ah sai we overfrow dem…eez pryme reel estate nao
Sayv me, Mr. Kleeban!!
look at dat smug cartoon kitty in da corner. he’z all, “o, i told u not to git in da couch, but nooo, you woodn’t lissen.”
Dat be Mr. Kleeban. U seez him ovur at http://www.eatsmousies.com
=( i can’t git to da website!
is mr. kleeban da kitty dat wore sneakers? or am i confoosing him wit sum other kitty?
No, dat be him. (“Kliban” iz akshully naym uv kartunist hu mayd katz. I doan fink dey haz naymz.) I kurrect uhdress beelo.
yay!
mah mom used to has shower kurtin wif kliban kitties n red sneekers walkin all ova it. it was magikal!
in collidge i hadz Kliban sneeker cat pillocayses AND Kliban sooper-cat towl! I still has cayses sumwares but i donut knoez ware mah towl is. I shud change mah name to Arfur Dent.
dey iz Qats.
Ah yes, u rite. Iz kullectivlee knohn as “qats”. But not reelee be kalld “Mr. Kleeban”. I jest mayd dat up.
Oopz, dat be “www.eatmousies.com”. I can has taipo.
aaah, now i see! thanx!! =)
That’s Kliban. I recognized the cartoon cat right away. Grandma did has some artwork of Kliban kitteh. I remember the mousies song as well.
I haz folk cat postah. Luves me some Kliban AND deh mowsies song! Have had loooooong time now. Also haz Kliban kittehs calendah.
Dat Kleeban kat iz stuffed that we bot at a garaze salz a cupla yrz ago. Wuz real dirtee n nastee but weez cleaned it real carefll and stffed it freshlike for many more yearz of mouzie gudness.
Az for krazy halpcat, hr namz iz Pokey, shez facing the bak but herz head turnedround crazy cauze she slipddown whilz nappng. Shez sweetcat from SPCA and very nice tho no bottom lip! We luvz her.
She and we thankz u fr yours votz n commentz. Iz big moment in iyfe to appearz on ICHC!
GUD JAWB, JAMES! An conCATulashens!!
Fanx fur teh back storee on Pokey. Hers luks vrey sweet.
Yes, fank u fr storee. Sumtiemz u wunder if kitteh iz reelee feelin teh wey she lukz in pikshur or iz jest a littul anfropomorfizm on yr part. Nyze tu noe in dis kays, kitteh iz akshulee startulled. Pokey lukz liek veree sweetcat and must be veree hapee tu hav sech nyse hown, dispyte attak kowch.
IS A TRAP! is quiksand!!
… IS THE DREADED QUICKCOUCH !!!
( great for unwanted guests and relatives. now w/ remote activation )
i needs one of those… got relatives visitin. would be k if they brought kitty, but stead they brought small screaming chilluns. do not want!
Pleez to be telling me whar I kin git wun?????
srsly, i needs one. if mah relatives bring kitty, itd be k, but stead they bring small chilluns. DO NOT WANT!
oops! thought the internets ate the first comment so i posted twice. oh wells!
the bigger the cushion….
pleez to bee cheking owt hilaryussly meta metal vid wiv teh stoopid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJchUEz9IgE
videeoh iz gone… copyryte poop….
Shoor iz not dreded La Breya tarkowch?
wrong coler.
U rite. Moar liek sand.
if you ever get to the la brea tar pits, be sure to check out the gift store in the museum – they have an activity book called ‘trapped in tar’ (I guess it’s activities for when you feel like you’re trapped in tar?) which is a SCREAM
1. kapshunning LOLfossilz
2. working owt ansers to “wot iz black an stickee, but isn’t a stik?”
3. working out wot suks wurss than tar
4. dessyding whethr iz wurth prolonging deth by breething thru reeds stuck in noez a la Rambo
5. wishin yu woz stuk in likrish insted
??????????????????????????
mus not panik…must to relax…must….zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
wun moar kitteh lost to teh cowch monster.
Remmemmer dat devilz snare hates teh sun….kwik….summwun open teh kurtinz!!!
hehehe!
i tink cowch alreddy eated his wand tho
i’m in ur couch, divin for change
and purrhaps for lost bits o cheezburger?!
Dwowning cat is dwooooowning ….. glub glub glub
Cue Jaws theme moosic.
Kitteh’s eyses reminds me of Crow on MST 3000.
Croooooooooow!
ROFL, MST3K ref FTW!!!!!!!
I miss dat show….
I is so v happy there r some MiSTies heer!
Hikeeba!
Teh kweshton ov teh dekayd: Hoo u lyks bettur? Mike r Joel?
I likes bof alot fer differen reesons. I haddnt seen it in sooooo long I jus’bout forgots whut dey looks like. I go to u tube an chek it owt.
Mike has teh v big face, Joel looks sleepy, and they bof looks confoosed most of teh time.
Joel is tewtally MAI BOYFREN. Husbin sez is k 4 me 2 has Joel as sekrit boyfren. Altho Tom Servo wud maek gud boyfren 2, and cud probly maek popkorn as well.
This favrit koment evar.
I has always liked Joel beddr. But please not to ask me to pick a favrit bot!
I kinda wunderz if purrrsun’z ansur iz baysd on hu wuz hoast uv episoad dey swad furst, I jenurulee purrrfur Joel an mah furst episoad wuz “Cayz Dwellerz”, which be Joel ep. Never sawd MST3K befor boyfren brot dat episoad ovur. Nao has awl teh DVD boks setz. And boyfren iz huzbnd.
Mai husbin did teh same ting- he taped MST3K 4 me wen ai dint has cabl TV, and naow we’s happilee marrified 10 yeers. Note to mens: git ur womins sum MST3K an u’ll be full uv WIN and lub!!!
By nao my lungz werz akin fer ayr!!!
Joel is teh win. He wuz creator of show in teh first place. The sleepy-eye thing is kind of his schtick. Story is that night before they filmed teh very first episode he wuz up until 3:00 am working on teh robots–dey even says teh paint on Crow was not dry when dey started filming dat morning. Joel was working on less than 3 hrs sleep, which kinda led to the sleepy-eye thing. He naturally has teh heavy eyelids ennyway, but dis made it worser. Show originally appeared on Minnesota (?) Public Television.
When teh show made it bigger, Mike was an intern writer who occasionally appeared in bit character parts during host segments. IMHO teh show lost much of it’s originality and funneh when Joel left.
‘Nother bit of trivia–Trace Belieu, who was writer for teh show and performer / voice of Crow T. Robot (as well as the original evil scientist) is nao wun of teh head writers for the America’s Funniest Video show.
Yeah, I lurv Joel R more too. De othrz R makin moar funnees, can’t member da site. Dey writin in H’wood…
I member Joel’s comiddee ruting he did, he wuz talkin reel slow and sounded liek he havs a cold… He sez, pick a card and amember it. Den he put da deck ov cards on a pitching masheen, an it FLINGS da cards at him. He catches whut he can, an sez ‘Dis ur card?’ Ladee laff an sez nooooo…. He starts lookin roun da stage, an tryin ta fin anodder card. Sooo funnee!!!
HOLD ON KITTEH !!!!! I SAF YOU !!
**runs into closet, changes into STUPERHUMANCATRESCUER outfit….then sings at top of lungs….
“HERE I COME TO SAF DA DAY !!!!!!” (I know, i stealded it,,,,,deal wiff it)
p.s.. is that opposable tumb I see ?
I comed ups heer to visit wit deh Mr. Kliban kittee kat, all nice an sweets and stuffs. and HE PUSHED ME! He did. rly srsly. No, I did NOT eether slip an faawl. Kittehs do not slip an faawl. I wus pushed, so der. Beleeve me or not. I not keers. humph.
“Daaaaaamn u, upholstree! Damn u to HELL!!!”
Is dirty, stinkin’ polstree…’cuz of teh boys, see.
Pilloh-kitteh sitz bai smuglee as bebe brudder kitteh fallz into crev-hiss wile grate big ball uv SMOOSH thretnin’ to rollz in aftur himz. Pilloh-kitteh madd beecuz HER wanted to bee Indeeanna Jones Kitteh foar Hallweenz.
Kant quite figger out lim arrangemunt – is dis kitteh’s hed on bakwurds?
Good trik.
I fink kitteh be facin us, chest against dat pilloh een front…and heem’s front left paw up in dah aire…not too sure took’d me a wile to be figgerin eet owt too…
akshully i looked again, u mebbe rite, mebbe hellraizer kitteh of dah sorts…mite be facin back of couch n lookin dis wai…eez good trick indeed.
i’m in ur kowch…ignorin teh laws of fiziks…
I can has exorcism?
hehe turkeh & flartus maded me lol ^^
Oh hai…wot u sai? Dah wittle bitteh kitteh in dah blu box kicked u owt? Wai?? Oh…dat not passwerdz, s’ok ah needs a fort guard, u can has join? Gud benefeets, kan sea dah TV from here’s…lots of nom noms in crevaseas…gud foot traffik fer dah stalkin… sine up een back.
Boba Katt meets his untimely end in the mouth of the sofa-lacc
Oh such Star Warz nerdinez. Stil, I givez it winz.
Much much WIN!!!!
Okay, not to jump thread, but teh Boba Fett wuz suppos’ to be teh badass bounty hunter, and he dies screaming liek teh little girl after a Star Wars meets teh 3 Stooges slapstick whack to teh jetpack?
Worst. Death. Ever.
“It’s a rip-current, son, don’t struggle! And swim PARALLEL to the shore, I tell u … PARALLEL!”
(End of Public Service Announcement. Courtesy of FSSTA [Florida's Save the Stupid Tourists Association])
Hahaha. Memorwees of goin to da redneck riveera as a kid. Allus some stoopy finkin dey cud swim when da red flags were flyin.
Ah, yes…all teh surfer wannabes shows up wenever there’s a hurricane.
Famous last werds…”Hey Bubba, watch this!”
dat would be “Bubba Fett, Bubba Fett, Where?”
Must continue SW references!
To add to Meno’s comment:
De undertoad. stay awayz from de undertoad!
Now where did UR avatar go, ‘lissa? Iz conspiracy!!!
THOSE BASTARDS!!
Hay, pleez to answer stoopy ? for me … r we suppozed to put our wordpress.com info in URI space of commentz?
I didn’t. But I did go back to wordpress and log back on an my avatar is back. I would think mebbeh it would show uo automatically like our name and email add. But i has also noticed that some peeps when they comment their name is in blue? am if u click their name I think ( haddnt done it in awhile) it goes to thier personal blog page? Mebbeh they put their URL in dat space?
Yeah, that’s what I finally did, too. So the avatar now shows up under “Who be Talkin” but not with a comment. At least that one shows well! Thanx, ‘lissa!
Hah! and it werks, too.
I leaveded u a commint on yr bloggie page.
Hi, Meno!
Garp referenz. FTW!
ALL YOUR COUCH ARE BELONG TO US
oh no, couch has meeeee …
wow…so many refs in one small pakij…
u r teh Goddess!
In Soviet Union, couch has you. No, wait… um… you has couch? That’s not right… er…
FAIL.
(an I meenz dat in nysest, leest uffensiv wey pozzabul.)
Fanks! I wuz hopin sumwum wud git dat.
Im in ur cowch…
…lookin for loose change
…to buy cheezburgerz with!
The common couch, a surprisingly efficient predator for its size, will soon retreat to the depths of its den so it might digest its prey. It depends upon a highly developed sense of camouflage–it is often mistaken for the smaller and more docile love seat–and, much like a carnivorous plant, lures its food with the promise of comfort. Later, it will return to its hunting place in hopes of another meal.
Remarkably, and perhaps key to understanding its success, this seemingly placid beast has developed curious symbiotic relationships which drastically enhance its success in the hunt. They will often gather in herds around cable television sets, Xboxes, bongs and playstations….. and wait.
Ah am beeg nature sho personz…deez two, dey give meh much LOLz todai ^^
Common household couch
Has become carnivorous!
Human, you are next…
Halp! Erfkwake!
Im melting…melting…oh, what a wurld, what a wurld…kthxbai.
“An ur littel dawg, 2!”
Awsum…just scared coworkers with schnargly giggling-at-Duffy’s-comment-while-sipping-Diet-Pepsi sound…so very glam.
I’m In UR Kowch…
No, srsly, I’m in UR kowch–HALP!
Lol. Win.
In capitalist-pig nations, cat destroys couch–In Soviet Russia, couch destroys CAT!
FTW!
*in best Al Purrcino*
Juzz wen i fought i waz out dey pull me bak in…
…weel mayk him a sofa he cant refyooz…
lolz!
haha lolz u win
Kittehz mayjer inflooyencess wen touring the wurld’z leeding eksperimentul sowndscayp venyoos dyoorink the “Sofa, So Good” lownge-myoozik ekstravaganza wud hav to hav been bjork, squarepusher, and that dood hoo aet so menny cheezburgrz thay had to tayk him owt ov his howse thru the roof.
HALP! I’m being stalked by an enormous blue sequin ball!
Srsly, wtf is that thing?
Is a dark blu n bak ball ting dat you bounces around. ish fun for kitties uf aul agez. sept liddle teeny ones dat not walk.
pillowcat maek kitten scared
halp!
i made you a kowch….
…but it eated me
U mayd howle kowch, kitteh? Dat imprezziv!
quick! get the claws of life!
wai klibin kat not kli[m]bin in to saev kitteh? stufft kat just mockz n snortz wile kitteh sinx!
Who stole Martha and put her on that couch????
OK, time to break out of lolspeak. Why are the pictures being deleted from Photobucket, and can we get them back?
Someone stoled their (photo)bukket.
I had to, I’m sorry.
omg pic is dead!