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yur laffing cuz da himmie looks purrfectly poysed and purrfessional in her role as ankor cat….. or, at least, dat’s why I be laffing.
KITTY SEZ “WELL HELLO, AND WELCOME TO MY HOME”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5cS07X06VY&mode=related&search=
( sorry … I had to post this twice. it was just *too* good )
(curls up into a ball, sobbing softly)
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LOL! Better than the parodies, although those rock as well! “WELL HELLO!!!!!”
how? why? what? i don’t know!!!!
it reelly iz fankz to da madjik ov Holywod….
pleez to be wotching. the fire exitz look lyke wallz, run through them in emergensee
I love how she has a giant photo of herself in the living room, and speaks as if she’s on tranquilizers
“do you like this gown? it’s very dramatic”
I thinken mebbe 2 much botocks. Not nuf spreshun on purfect kitteh face.
i think this iz pre-botocks. mebbe she haz buttox injekted in fayss insted – wud explane plenty. “dramatic” no “tragedic” perhaps “hilarious” absoloodly.
the bit with “i love leather, it’s always great for going shopping” AAAAGH. Lotz ov orfin cows nodding in agreeance. akshully – “dramatic” definitely “who wud hav gest? it’s just a pantsoot!!”
TenHouseCats-*shivas frum correct spelllin*- concatulayshuns on ur nawt sekkund!
Hez Bhind me,
Isnt he?
and nao back to the newsroom
Nooskaster cat sez, “Raney klowds tomorrow.”
“Moar will hamstah nubbins war ated today in wut is now are called “teh evil caturday hamstah massakah, he’re are jim wif teh wether”
Nooskaster cat sez, “Raney klowdz tomorow”
u has no HBO, HBO kitteh ar teh morose.
i has hbo.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/03/08/i-has-hbo/#comments
All dat Tee Vee maks kittehs i’s glaze over
Nooskastr kitteh sez needz new soopreem kurtz.
Indeedz! specially cember 8, 2000 here!
Can somebody tell me why the rss feed is full of spam today?
hahahahaha
I wouldn’t have thought of that caption evar!
Brilliant!
Wirelyss kitteh, beeemin’ dah newz
THKNX ALOT!! JOE KITKOPOE LIVE CATURDAY NITE LIIIVE SPORTS!!
TEH BIG STOREEE!! HOME RUN DERBEEE!! VLADIMIR GOOREROOO!!!!!
Flash in teh litterbocks??
BERMAN SEZ BACK Back back back!!!!1!
Who will beez teh beeg weiner??
“Flash in teh litterbocks”=zing!
U sta classe, San Deego.
Ron Burgundy kitteh FTW!!!
“Yum yum, whiskey…”
AND NOW, THE SNOOZE
( flops over … )
uber win!
Yep! Stend duz it agin!
Stend…yu iz r hero!! Take anudder bow!!
Scalia cat sez “MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA Awl yur constitooshin ar belong to us”
scayree.
LOL!
u laff cuz kitteh luk jus liek Daan Raatherr!
mmmm… tiem fr pye!
TURN OFF HI BEEMS
The Bengals clobber the Bears
hahaha
Yur laffing becuz it’s SCAREE. Nervis laffing.
Does anyone else find this pic more disturbing than funneh? I thinks I will be seein’ this kitteh in mah nightmares tonight…
but will kitty be reading the mews?
AND NOW, THE MEWS
oh dood, ur kittin me. that pun woz hairyball.
win upon win!
I r vurry skeerded. Fanx fur validayteen mai feelingz. Ahm nawt gunna luk at it agin…AI CAIN’T GO BAK DAIR!!1
(Only on ICHC…free furrapea.)
furranoia? furrapeia would be a state of diseased fur (without breath, maybe)? or a state of diseased ape fur?
yeah we’re all laughing in terror. just keep smiling, and MAYBE kitty won’t wish you into a cornfield.
MAYBE
Ai doan no wever tu run awai scremin or smack yu, Stend.
Mebbeh i du boaf…
dey mostlee come at nyte…mostlee…
She doesn’t have nightmares shes just a piece of plastic
O geez luweese, dat teh skariest Twilight Zone EBBER. Dat Billy Mumy kid creeps me owt, big tym!!!
“Yes, kitteh, coughing up a hairball in my cereal was a good thing… a very good thing!”
lol! Yes, kitteh, a berree good ting!
But ya gotta admit that himz rawkband Da Generayterz, I bleeve, iz da win!
One himz songs is “Pussywhipped”!!!! Gotta lurv dat!
An himz dawter wuz in “Yours, Mine & Ours”, da lil redhed, uv corse. She keyoot enuff, I spose!
An he wuz in B5, wif a funnee hed, veree good stuff der 2!!!
I lyked him in B5. An his udder old band, “Barnes & Barnes.” He did “Fish Heads”!
“Ur a ver bad man…”
Just don maik kitteh mad (der)
Pritty shur I see dis kitteh in Stephin Keeng movee.
I was thinking more Village of the Damned – the 1960 version
http://www.cricava.com/homes/claudia/images/village-of-the-damned-kids.jpg
dey’re baaaaaaaaaaack……..
Kitteh on teh Netflix, putn it in teh kyoo.
CHILDRIN UV TEH CORM!!1
Kitteh look like zombey control aleeyen!
i tink it’s funny partshually goes i’m awlways tellin my cats to go out and find jobs to earn dere own fud, and i can jest see one ob mien twying dis.
Iz kitteh Manchurian Candidate … evry time I seez kittehs I b cumpelld to open can o tuna … kittehs r teh finess pets dat evr lived …
All your news are belong to us.
i likes ur naem. dat’s all. kthxbai.
Kitteh Newz Netwurk.
All da newz dat’s fit to PLEH.
Now with cheezburgerz.
Awsum!
great story
compelling and rich
…like cheezburgr
kitteh be mad at eberywun hoo votered fur naydr.
In other nuz a shortage uv catnip iz reeking havik on teh communitah
Mom wuz rite – watchin TV in teh dark DUZ affec yr eies.
Lol. Much win.
Kitteh Oberloardz
Kuntrol all taht U seez an heerz
Doo nawt ask kwestshuns
Nooz nawt importent
Kitteh Ur Pryme Dirrektiv
Putz daown t3h Reemoat
Ignoarince iz bliss
U wantz Kitteh hab gud fude
Byez Cheezburgrz naow!
Jack.
Dere no be nooz. Dere’s teh poppettehs in teh toobs foysted on de somnombuhlantick hoominz. An den dere’s de troot.
(Troot iz cheezburgers…natches)
ROFL.
BEST. LOLCAT. EVAR!!!!!
omg so much AWSUM!!!!1!!1
dis kitteh iz seereeouse jurnalist
Iz Birman… remyns me uf da “Dirty Laundry” song.
“She can tell you bout a plane crash with a gleam in her eye.
It’s interesting when people die! Give us dirty laundry”
no is burman. no gots white paws, and gots smushed face. be him-a-lay-around-da-house-and-be-cute-an.
lulz u gais!
“I is lolcat from Dateline NBC “To Catches A Predator” — What u doin here?”
OMG, how many versions of that show will there be?????
As menee as it takes to get tehm all put away!!!!
derz nuffing rong wif ur teevee set…
doonot atemmp to ajust da pichur…
we has kontrul ov ur tranzmishun…
we kan kontrul da horzauntil…
we kan kontrul da virtacal…
…
oh ya, we elso has kontrol ov ur soopreem corts… Mwa, hahahaha!!!1!one
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pleez stan bye.
4teh1
soopreem corts now rekwire tuna-based sciencez 2 b tot n classruums…
hey LBJ – sorree to plug a link awn own blog but chek this cartoon. if intelligent design is for real, where do all the peeple who believe in it come from?
http://www.typingisnotactivism.wordpress.com/2007/06/16/global-warming-iraq-god-and-freem/
Total win qt ^^
I rejex yoo reawlitee, and substehtoots mah own!
Mewthbusta kittehs!!!
WIN!!1!
NBC=Need Big Cheezburger
maybe den dey wood be happee, and makez da storee uv da cheezburger, not da warz
CNN: Cat Nom Network
ABC: Always Bountiful Cats
FOX: Facetious Obnoxious Xenophobes (…no, wait … that wud be facetious …)
??? Wot … is incredible disappearing avatar? Was there yesterday! *sigh*
yes, i seed it…an i liked it…
*sniff* I miss mai avatar … went away … like mai buttons … wher buttons? *sniff*
oh no, Meno…nao go back to the hahaha lulz piktur…it make everyting all bedder.
Sumdey, ur buttonz wil come…
minez too… kitteh wuz der, den he vanisht
Maybee they be quarks? They ther … but maybe they not? Lettuc pondr mysteree of lyf…
no way….Im gonna let life ponder ME fur awhile!!!!
teh lyf of teh kitteh is simpl…eat, poop, sleep, wayk up, rayz hooman up starez, attek evel furrie ting dat tawntz me, sleep, eat, poop, begz fer skritches, sleep, and so on…
not so mush uv a mysterie, akshuly…
How yu get teh avatar???? I gotted teh WordPress acct…..???
I can has avatar?
I went into wordpress my wordpress profile and uploaded the picture. It has to be pretty small to actually show up. I just reduced a picture of my “Boo Kitty” and it shows up fine on wordpress. For whatever reason, they come out all stretched on here.
fox newz slogun, ” We report, you decide”
kitteh newz slogun, ” I report, I decide”
Or ABC, shood be Always Be Commercial for Dancing wif da Starz! Where I yam, iz always promoting dat show! I alwayz yell “Iz Not Newz!!!!” at de poor tv, lol!
lol– i yells dat at teh tv wen it _is_ teh news…
ABC – Alwayz Bringing Cheesburgerz
CBS – Cheeze Burger Station
NBC – Nobuddy gotz Better Cheezeburgerz
That catzor have rly freekee eyz , baack toh u Tom.
KITTY SEZ “WELL HELLO, AND WELCOME TO MY HOME”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5cS07X06VY&mode=related&search=
WARNING: THIS VIDEO MAY CAUSE HYSTERICAL BLINDNESS
*AAAAAAGHH* *ha ha hahahahahah ah ahah ahha ahahah hhah ahah ah ah ah ah*
WIN WIN WIN WIN etc.
OMG!!! Is ‘complected’ a word? I really want it to be now. That vid is amazing. It’s like I knew I would need to scrub my brain but still couldn’t look away. The magic of Hollywood an the cubrd teleportr iz inkredibul. Am reminded of nuthing so much as Marge Simpson, “ladies pinch, whorez use rouge”.
CAFFEINATED LOW SUGAR BRAIN TRAUMA WARNING: PEPILEPSI
Still crying and shuddering.
If I don’t own 500 payrz uv red boots, an don’t look good in hats, I’m not fashun…. wahhhhhh…
Fashun? DO NOT WANT!!
o but yew dooo. How funny iz the ‘interesting’ dress – “notice the split”. yeh – and remember to stand lyke a gridiron jock wenevr possibl – hawt!!
My bedazzlers, let me show you them. ZTOP LAFFINZ!!!
AN dis weerd ladee uses rouge, ^b DEN USES BLUSH!!!^b
Gotta ax ma 80′s fashun fren aboot dat….. she wore da Chanel Face in SF, but hadda change makeups when she came souf, humidity changed an dat makeup dint work do moar….
Stend, I can’t get dat command to werk fer bolds…. poop….
Franklee, B!…I coan much kare for bold poop!
hey u promist we kuuld woch teh garfeeld mooveee!!!!
Birman kittehs R best mewzcaster or newscatters in da worl.
Dey takes demseffs soo seryus, an dey noes dey haf gud host hayrs! Dey noes hoominz will bleev eberting dey say cuz dey so purty and so smrt!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhaha omg i love this
srsly Mz. Couric, U slapz me again, I poopz in yer shooze. rly. kthxbi.
Comin up aftr teh braek, good nooz fer kittehs wut iz allerjik ta hyoomins! Sum advyse fer sumr fiwms, lokel poleese enfoars noo tiket regalashuns an a ver’ speshul laedee frm Zinkerville is a hunnert yeerz yung two-dey! Iss all comin up, on Sooper Nooz frm Chanil Fity-Fie!
Im in ur Supreme Court
pissin off MSNBC and all
Dammit! Who put a question mark on the teleprompter?!?
Teebee Kitteh uses his yeems fer projecktshun. Hims opens hims mouf: you gots surround sounds. Thems sound like MMMmmmmrrrooowwwlll.
kitteh is frowning. makes me laugh loud.
thnx jim, and now to hypmotize you withs mine eyes!
WIN!!!1!1!!
Kitteh’s small, srs frown and lazr aibeems of deth ar killin mee ded wif lafftr.
You will turn to teh Aminal Planet nao…
You will put down teh remote…
You will bring me cheezburgerz…
You will not memember eny of this…
kitteh sez “mai eerz ar az sensitiv as Ur nutsak. pleez to be chaynjin th channl asafp”
KITTEH HAS COME FOR YOUR SOUL
too bad, the tv alreddy tooked it. Kitteh have to wayte in line…
Ha ha! Teh truth … it hurtz!
i can has tv brane damige kthx
sownz like a fair swop
oh hai ah can brain be borrowin frum u furst plz kthx (plz mite want to nao reference I R SMYRT ^^)
Aftr teh breakz…
Theyr smal, theyr rownd, theyr mayd of cheezburger meet, and they cud totallie kil ur pitiful humon babeez. Why u shud giv all ur cheezburgers to teh kitteh… wen we retern.
will dere be cuvridge ov amendments to d PATTYROT Act?
In udder newz, a faymuz kitteh newzanckur wuz resentlee deturmind tu b puzzest. Moar at uhlevn.
this kitteh getz put in windo for halloweenz …stays pluggd in alwys
Howard Beale kitteh sez:
“U has got to sey, ‘Ai is a KITTEH, catdamnit! Mai lyf has a VALYOO!’ Ai want u to git up naow. Ai want all of u to git up owt uv ur sleep-spots. Ai want u to git up ryte naow and go to teh windo. Opin it, an stik ur hed owt, an yell,
‘AI AS MAD AS HELL, DO NOT WANT!!!1!!!”
“ai is kitteh, heer me purr!!”
THAT–is hilarious, BonzoGal.
Teehee BG, my thoughts ezzackly. Networkitteh ftw!
Netwurk FTW!!
Dat muvee jest getz moar reluhvunt wif ayj.
Skaree, innit?
espeshully az moar an moar peeps gets used to it and aksepts as “normul”. No maor mad az hell not gonna tayke no moar. Noaw iz moar “yawn, ok, iz fine. all is as ushual.”
!!!ftw & http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCwwRJtTJfA
BG….yu almos made me pee mai pantz….dat wuz hilariouz tu da max!!!!!
Grassy-ass!
Tivo kitteh can paws ur live programz
The voices from the TV r tellin me to kill u.
Dat remines me uv wun a stan-up komeedeean ai saw, he sed: “Why do the voices always tell people do do violent things? Why do they never say, ‘Go dancing!’?”
ZOMG!!! My ferapist at VA allays say dat too!!! Why dem voyces nebber say do nyce tings? Iz cuz dose voyces are soshully septable, derfore not mental illness? Pulleese!!!!
Whut yu meen, mai voicez r not reel? well, den YU tell dem dat….day skarez me!
My voyses tell mee, ‘Go have a cookie,’ ‘Go take nap.’ I uslly obey.
U guyses no has voices that says “No werk! Go to icanhascheezburger.com?”
Ok. Nebber mind.
All. Teh. Time.
Open the pod bay doors, HALcat!!
Ai soree Dave. Ai no can duz dat.
Kitteh iz reeceevin tranzmishuns from owter spayce.
…dere iz nuttin rong wif da piktur. do not adjus ur tee-vee sets. jus relaks an ur brainz will b re-calubraited…
ALL TIEM NEW RECRD FOR WIN!! lawls.
bestest pic and bestest commintz evar. fun!
p.s. mah abatar also goneded. wunder whar it iz.
Sumtimes dey seems to go flotin into owter spayce widowt bein connekted no moar. Has to go to wordpress and reconnect dah streeng!
Ollie Williams cat sez:IT GONNA RAIN!
Hypnocat says Vote for Hypnocat!
Wow! I’ve never seen a more ‘Ronald Searle’-ish cat!
http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Cats/PubertySearle.jpg
OMG, i luv that picture so much i saved it! Thanx, vanoni!
Searle drew great cats.
Check him out on Amazon and you’ll find a couple books filled with ‘em.
ah, searle be a big faborite ob us around here….. thx, we not tink bout him in a while….
LOL, I made a fool of myself at work today laughing at this pic. Its humor is unexplainable, but it gets me every #$%^$% time I look at it!!
wow
aftar reedin alldese wurdz ai be tinkin sum peeps needz caturday reel sooon now
btw, deh howard beale refrunses wuz da bestests!!!11!!
Stretched aspect ratio is ssstttrrretttccchhheeedddd.
Demon kitteh has been branewashd by Fox News.
The 12/12/00 picture on the TV in the background – is no LOL’ing matter. It’s what made people like me turn to websites like this for escape.
IMPEACH!!!!!!!!!!!
IMPEAR!!!!
impapricot?
IMPIENAPPUL!!1
Ah R in yer hed…steelin all yer thauts…
(or: “Your thauts, I has dem.”)
(Fore Recordz…dis kitteh totalleh lookz ebil…ebil n srsly serious…did say ebil?)
What he’s REALLY saying is, “Thank you, Jim. And now for the afternoon nap report ….”
Kitteh making me watch da mews. O.O
& now, an evening special on
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look at dat guy behind da nuze repoter wit da sunglasses. kinda freaky da way hes lookin at him like wachoo lookin at i gona keel u til u dye.
Hai guize… this handsome fellow is my cat Puddinhead. Photo taken Dec 8, 2000. Someone ganked it (SHG @ Fark I think) and captioned it.
make that dec. 12
Candeed camra FTW!
Ai alwus feeled kinda sry fur teh unsus….unspes….teh peeps hoo dint no whut wuz hapnning.