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u a good kitteh gowin to wurk an urnin a salerie u can by menny chzbrgrs wif dis munny
Concatulayshuns on ur nawt sekkund! DANSE ON U!!!! XD
…K thnx bi.
Your note book. I has it
“you think you’re getting work done, with me around?”
And Iz protektn it wiht mai lazery eyez!
yoo shur dat’s not lazee eyez?
let’s just hope it’s not a lazy lazery eye
” ZAP !!! opps, sorry, my bad… ZAP !!! sorry again !!! “
i’z in ur office…terminatin’ ur workforce!
i bleev teh medicul term for lazy lazery eye is “amblizapia”. if u haz reel bad u haz to wearz lazer-prufe eyepatch.
LOL! omg, u needz more dan 5 cheezburgers for dat one!
bullshitbingo – i has it… =.=
(just got thru wif mine, do not want…)
Yvi-kitteh, r u shure u maximized ur productivity cycle, and raised ur paradigm of profitability? Let’s touch base on teh backward-compatible deliverables, and cross-sell our maximized niche technologies. Remember to think out of the box! Kthxbai!
corp lingo–DO NOT WANT!!!!
Im going to need you to work late friday
BLAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Werk layt Fryday? PLEH!
Fryday nite at 5:00 I b invisabull employee. Buh-bye.
I also need you to come in on Saturday…around 9…that’s not going to be a half day or anything.
Well, it WILL be da half day – 12 howrz, half a day!
I only need yu to wurk part time – less than 24 howers a day.
Not fur all the red staplers in the werld……………..
haha, u gaiz! always so funnay!
well akshually teh boring part of my meeting went more like:
person1: so, i looked at all dah servers, and realized, we is not doing teh automatic updates… so, i knowz, automatic updated cud mess up teh machine, but on teh other hand….
yvi: *buzzzz out*
*many ppl saying stuffz*
bottomline: person1: so we shud all fink about diz, and… *buzz out*
DO NOT WANT ^^
OMG…our A/C went owt just noa…and here’s the corpspeek from teh email we got:
“You may experience a change in building climate…”
meens:
“we is all gunna be swettin r asses off all day!”
Kitteh think out uf litterbox??? Mom NO WANT!
O NOES! I kant taek notse- I has noe
ok al togever naow-
CURSE MI LACK OF OPPOSABLE THUMBS!
(Sorry Stend, someone had to do it)
No opposable thumbs??? Kitteh collect dishabilitee??? Sta home and ate cheezburgers all da????
Secretary cat takes notes.
ahh use a gud kitteh gowin to wurk to pay mortgatge an be sponsible mebbe menny munny lef to bye chzbrgrs?
new magic carpet legal pad, gets you to and from meetings fast
*AACK* woz tinkin “WTF? thees carpet sukz azz” an didnt go thare, then subbed an *bang* you’d juss carpetted *whoooah* syncronichcity
oh kiddeh, you forgot yur tye!! unless it’s casual friday??? or casual caturday?
Reel kittehs dont ware tyes.
tied kittehs ware ties . . .
reel kittehs dusnint werk, neether.
no tyes, no meetins, no anyooal reviews, no dedlines, no TRP riports…
they rilly r teh overlords, ain’t they?
yes, dear Flartus…it’s a tuff job, but they gotz ta do it! We kan’t be truzted to do it all bye arselvez!
Dat be TPS reports…….sorry, favrit moovie evar!!!!!
dis be y i still in teh small cubicle.
I not shure dis caymed thru the way I ment it.
Wuz to beez tayke off on “reel men don’t….”
It did come off just the way u meant it scarlett. I was just doing a (lame) take off on the earlier “foxes don’t fly” convo.
yeh, kittehz will takes it anyw…oh, wait, that’s goin in a bad direction.
FAIL
Hi, Pittypat,
♥♥♥ ok
BTW–iz u my auntie frum Jahja?
( ;
As in, Oh my dear, Scarlet, Yankees in Georgia! How did they ever get in?
hahaha
nope, no relation/no resembantz, tank gog.
(itz mai nickname 4 mai fave auntie. Pitty, r u reedin dis?)
oops i meen tank gog i’m not related to dat silly dithering auntie pp, not to u! er, not not to u?
(hmm, dis post is priiitty, priiitty, priiitty dithery . . .) (sed in voice of Larry David).
Bwahahaha.
I started reedin GWTW wen I wuz 12. My mama had a movee vershun of
deh book, wit full kulur playtes from deh movee. I wuz hooked!
I haz been reedin it off and on ever sincez den. I luves it. Scarlett wuz
furst feminist in modrun liturachures, u noes.
It all fitted rite in wit my hysterical degree and intrests.
So I iz Scarlet (jest one t) in menny circles.
Iz jest for giggles and grins, u noes.
“hysterical” degree. I think I hav one ob dose too.
My posts r delayed cuz i’m futzing with my accownt. Yes, Annie, lurves the degree in hysteria.
Somedayz i tink i haf a doktorat in dat.
Scarlet, this is funny – GWTW was teh 1st sort of real book i red ousside of skool. I was was 12
(or 13) too! Cudn’t put it down! Wen i finallee saw teh mewvee, i was like, hmm, is ok, LOL.
Nao of corse is an awl tiem fav of mine.
nope. reel kittehs is NEKKID!!!!! awl nekkid, awl da tyme.
“look – the meeting iz fassinatink, the padz ar luvverly, and i haz nuffink inresting to sez abowt yer upholstree, But yoo reelly haz to excyooz me. I need to pee so bad, i sware itz abowt to cum owt mah iBallz.”
I is watchin u..
and takin notes!
Im on ur legal pad…checking ur briefs
U sed briefs … hehhehheh!
*giggle*
…checking ur briefs
U SHUD CHANGE TEHM MOAR OFTEN! *pleh*
hahahaha win
‘scooz me, wazzat u sed agayn?
i can haz fowntin pen? Wanna impress teh manijmint wif mah sufistikashuns.
hehe underling office win!!
This cat is obviously stuffed.
iznot! iztoo! iznot! iztoo! iznot!!!
. . . a stuffed shirt, that is.
…iz haffway between slippin owt ov th offiss attire an intoo a marteenee …birches
I’m slippin into ur durty martini, browsin on ur innerwebs.
an akseptin ur cookiez
an katchin ur virus
an dalitin ur spamz
dis iz awl gettin’ durtee. i lyke.
hey Burgrz – sorry for non-precise-relevance but check out this news-story-freshness posted 1 hour ago: http://www.news.com.au/mercury/story/0,22884,22046772-5005940,00.html
800 cats saved from restaurant table in China by carpark convergence of netsters
tanks tina. ur post was delayed (as this one will be). amazing story.
Shawking.
oh kitteh. mebbe if my work had cuties like you at meetins, i would go. i volunteer to “anser fones” stead of goin to meetins, so i kin look at more kittehs stead of not-so-cuddly businesspeoples.
ur tekneek is ginnyous…ah must abuze dis skeel next tyme!
diz sounds like sumfink i shud try!
only problem iz: we haz secretary 4 dat … =/
Look into mai eyes … deeply … iz tyme to maek out new will … “I-Leave-All-To-Cat.”
do u tink a will rittin in LOLcat would be leegil?
How many wills will a will-writer write if a will-writer will write wills???
i lurves this!
iffin’ yoo getz a loyer wif a senz uv hoomer!!
woodn’t dat be a LOLyur????
as in “lolyur ass off?”
!!1!LOLyur = WotD!!!1
Noez, yu hafta beyuv SAWND mynd an bawdee when yu ryt a will. Nun uv us kwallify.
tu tru!!
Meetingcat is readin betweenz teh linez.
Memocat ready for bidness.
Mah 4 legal padz trumpz ur 2 legal padz.
mah paw pads padding on ur legal pads: let me show u them.
All werkz and no plaez maeks u a verreh dull catowner! Taim fur vacaeshn!
I can has ETO?
I iz lawier, u may callz me MISTER Esqwyre.
“is mah bachlore pad. u stayingz for brekkfst?”
bwahahahaha onlee if I getz french toast
I spesifikly sed LEGAL SIZE.
barely legal? (ref. to david’s comment above)
MEOWCH!!! FTW!
Dis pictr cleerly takened bFORE meeting. Otherwyze kitteh wud have lil tick-tack-toe boreds and squigglydoodlez all ovr dat nice cleen notepapr.
(Oh, wait…no he wudn’t…
“Curse my lack of opposable thumbs!” (sorry stend, just figred I’d take care of it))
Poor kitteh can’t skribblydraw! How he getz thru meetingz wifout skribblydrawin?
kitteh is teh boss…she has sekritary to do her dooleydoodlin fur her.
kitteh leedin a meetin’ = v short meeting!
“I’d like to thank you all for coming here today, we have some very important things to discuss… (blink blink) Zzzzzzzzzzzz…”
Best meetin EVAH!
odderwysw, kitteh’s hed wuld asplode frum not bein ables to doodle!
please, be my guest – you might want to try the ^b^^i^BOLD ITALIC^/b^^/i^ tags sometime as well…
sekretary cat iz reddy for yer dictation……
uzes da short-paw……
Taek a wha? WTF? Wy yu tink I taek diktayshun jus becus I grrl kitteh? I has colluj edukayshun k? I no taek no stinken . . . k, rite, sry, forgt I inturn, jus need get pensl. BRB
I breengs koffee, too, k?
And at furst I thot dat sed penis, not pensl.
Bwahahahahahaahah
sessual discriminashun in teh office gettin way outta hand!
Ooooooh, he he he… you rite, I blushn. How bowt cwayon? Den I canz eats it.
this is not relevant to my innerests.
funny cat
Yello Leegul Padz
Majik Karpitz for Kittehs
Huu eckspectz t3h best
Paperz smoove an slikk
Feelz lyke sattin under Pawz
Whut arr deez lynz for?
Kitteh nawtz muuving
Lowdlee klayming Skwotterz Rytez
Hewmin fyndz Lapp Tawp
Jack.
Hai-cute! ^.^
bless u!
Office cat sez:
Ahz ben put en chahrg uv deh office suppliez.
U can not haz anudder pad uv deh paperz
must turn in all ur cheezburgers before u gits anudder pad.
We haf som changiz to de mployee helf plan, der will also bee new passis fer de parkin garaj, der is renovashuns goin on so wotch fer de wet paints, but mos of all, cafteerya now has cheezburgers!
OMG, feels like a Caturday!!
No, on Caturday, u has to werk, but cafteerya iz closed.
Do NOT let kittehs taek notez in meetins… Dey bery bad note-takerz. Las tiem ai let kitteh taek notez all ai got bak wuz a leegle pad wid chooed up cornerz an cat-hairs an a dent frum his butt. Kittehs is much better at big-pikchur stratejee, not so grate at deetale-wurk.
bonzogal, al ur commints mek meh lulz
But we all knowz dat boss will den reqwyre kitteh to do deetale-work an will fynd sum piccy liddle minisha-mans to luk at big-pikchur. Dey will sez iz cross-trainin or sumpin stoopie lyke dat. Den will getz all red and yelly and stuff at everybuddees.
B-G, u haz tried herding kittehs before? Sownds like teh voys of eckspeeriense.
even werse is herding kitteh mayde of jello!
Oh, bleev me, dat’s 2 troo. Ai bin a cube-farmer 4 too menny yeers… my most hateded wurk phraze is “It is wut it is.” That’s manijer-speek 4 “Tuff luk, u stuk wid teh stoopidity ‘rown heer.”
i tink awl the manijers go to secrit meetins once a year or so, ware they all agree on that yeer’s MAP (Most Annoying Phrase).
Mebbe that is y teh kitteh is sittin on teh pad, so they cannot take notes and will fergit the MAP!
“Er, uh, it is…well, see, whut it is, is….no, wait….dammit, kitteh, move!”
Saaaay, Bonzo… duz i knoes u from annuther list? Maek that 2 lists
Cud b! Wut list u talkin’ bowt? I post regularly on SOMC as “KittyPants.” An ai yoosed 2 b on teh Well.
i wuz thinking of a non-kitteh-relayted list (if u can imajin). a fren there was talkin bowt hatin’ teh saem frayse resently. she klevver enuf to be posting herez, 2, excepts she duzzent has kittehs. Mebbe she is ur eebil twin.
Or ur herz.
Kewl, I has eebil twin! Or I is wun!!!
I has 2 indoorz kittehs an also feedz kolony uv 3 ferals. Dey frenlee, but do not want inside.
alzo, “let it be a challenge to you”… meenz saym fing, u stuk wif it. dat one wuz MAP frum 1998 i beleef.
Mah MOST HATED werk frase b: “At the end of the day …..” lyk u can screw up alls u wants juss as long as it all com 2gevver at teh endd of the dai. Suck!
Eebin wurse- mission statements, lyek “At teh end of teh day, it’s all abowt teh peepul.” Um, no, no it isn’t… it abowt teh MUNNIES!
Yuuuu dont wanna go to wurk today…yu wanna stay hoam and pet teh kitteh.
Notepads? Whut notepads? Yu don need no notepads to pet teh kitteh….
i tink wun of my coworkers fell to this ploy today!
Is Catbert! Eevil HR Directur!
FTW!!!
Dis b littur box?
(Yes! Kitteh! Pleese 2 eeliminayte on mah werk notes. Den I’s can go hoem erlee.)
When I first adopted my lil miss coco chanel, I took her to work one day when I was working at Sony Pictures. A friend of mine was having a bad day and I thought some time with my cuddly little kitten might cheer her up. My friend, Leslee, worked for Sony Pictures Imageworks, our visual effects arm.
Leslee and I were hugging miss coco (she was about 3-4 months old) when the conference room by her cubicle started filling up. One of our friends came by to see Coco before going in to the meeting. He jokingly asked, “Can I take her in there with me?”
I said, “Sure!”
So into the meeting go this big, buff guy with a shaved head holding a delicate little kitten.
The door shut and I realized I was separated from Coco. I couldn’t very well barge into a meeting to get my kitten. How was I to get her back? How long could this meeting possibly go?
A few minutes later the door opened up and out comes our pal. “She started making her opinions known,” he said as he handed Coco back to me.
I’ll never know what she did — or if her cuteness completely disrupted the meeting — but the meeting was on “Spiderman” (the first) and I always like to think that her precious little conference room antics inspired some Spiderman romps on the big screen.
That is seriously, majorly cool, with coolness burgers for the Spidey connection!
Welllll…guess we know how much the folks at Sony respect the opinions of the little folks outside of management!
All werks should has kittehz.
(well…mebbe not, lyke, tuna cannery. Or bird sanctuary. Or fancty-shmandcy china statue store.)
Edit: Alll OFFICE werks shud has kittehz.
(Dat’s bettr.)
how mush bettarz werks wud be wif mandatoree kittahs. Excalunt idea.
did they make her sign a non-disclosure?
I can has jeloos?
jello shots, mebbe!
HELLZ YEAH!!!
Oh…joo needz dis fur werkz do joo?…ah see….hmmmm…juss try n takez it…I darez joo… *give “the look”*
dis pik = noo werk dextop pikchur
Now Iz can hidz unner dex an kitteh be misleedin kitteh for me!
If I lef my paperz an penz aroun at home, my RC kitteh wood grab da pen, an holdit, an somtymz even drag it on da paper a little. She try to write, but it hard for her. She never never kwit tho!
I is makin’ mai ajenda for today…lesseee….
7:00 am – sit on hoomins pillow. Stare at dem.
7:03 – hoomin wakes up and ’bout jumps outta dah bed when dey sees me. Look at dem liek “WTF wrong with u?”
7:04 – moving obstacle course–weave in and out of hoomins legs as dey try to walk.
7:05 – hoomin in litterbox room. Great Googly Moogly, how long u gonna be in dere? Skratch at door.
7:10 – hoomin back to bed. WTF? Is gooshyfud tiem nao. Oh wells. Jump up on bed and purrs. Gets some schnorgles.
7:30 – hoomin finally gets up, going whar? I hears magic cabinets in kitchen opening! Is gooshyfud tiem nao! Quick into da kitchen! Stand by bowl and do happitail dance!
7:31 – Wat? Kibblez? Pleh! Oh wellz, some of dees tayste. Spit extra-crunchy wuns out on floor.
7:38 – I finds shoe on floor. Dis looks kinda liek wuns dat hoomin wears, but must be sure. Stick head inside. Mmmmm, odorrrrr. Smells kinda liek hoomins toez. Maybe dere toeses is down at teh bottom? Must…stick…hed…in…further…soooo relaxing, soooo…zzzzzzz….
9:22 – Huh? whuzzat sound? AAAAAH!! Can’t see! Ah’m blinded! Bash head on table leg. Ow, frikkin’ meow, man! Shakes shoe off hed. Oh, dat better.
9:24 – I’m POOPIN’!
9:29 – Oh noes! Dat little red dot-thingy is back! Must get! Attaaaaack!! Hoomin just sit on other side of room and laffs. Do dey not understand teh danger here? It’s a little red dot!
9:40 – I begin to suspect dat hoomin and little red dot may be in cahoots. I climbs up on dere laps. Dey tries to pets me, but I not in mood. I stretches and when dey not lookin I flex mah claws into their thigh. Dey makes funny sound and pushes me off. Fine. I goes over here now.
9:42 – Licks mahself. Hmm, I vaguely remember some harblz bein’ around here somewhere…
(well, u get the idea)
FTW. Srsly.
OMG, good ting i not enjoying a tastee bevrij! Dat was awsum!
WANT MOAR!!
“Great Googly Moogly” so full of win!
hee hee…still giggling… “Ow, frikkin, meow, man!” hee hee, *snort*
Dat makes me giggles too! Ow, frikkin, meow, man! U noes I’ma gwina say it!!!
POOPIN’!!! Dat b teh action item!
Yah an i boldid it fur yu to follow up on.
*TAG* Yur teh lidderbocks cleener-outer tudai.
*RUNS GLEEFULLI AWAI*
OMGROFLMFAOASAP!
Super dubble-plus WIN!
Dat is jus about teh ajenda of evry kitteh in teh werld!
Great Googly Moogly! Kitteh deffinitly iz Feroshus Beest.
Why my comment do not show up? Dis make me very sad:(
Try ‘gin. Sumtymes it b takings a few tymes 2 post. So much sawrry.
dis wut happins wen Cheez & Tofu go on brake and leev teh kittehs in charge.
ROFL, I first read that as “Try gin.” I thought, “Hmmm, a martini right now is a good idea. That CBSB is so smart!!!”
OMG…an I thot I wuz teh onlee wun hoo thotted of “gin”!!! Whew!! S’okay folks…no intervenshun needed tuday!
I ‘grees. I can has teh gin & tonnix nao plz?
U crax meh up! I wuz wonduring if peepel mite tink dat. An here u r!!!
GIN FTW!!!
Oh there I is!
Meeting Cat takes the minnits . . .
Blank stare indicates management.
U noes haow to tell wen management peeps beez lyin?
Der mowths are moovin!
lazercat is lernin frum awsmozez. him brane be in teh heineee.
must be male….(did I really jus say dat?)..sorry, my bad!
Oh, snap! U did not! Oh, C.O.L. it’s ON!
I ‘memberz seein’ something on teh TV once where they did on teh street kinda survey thing, askin womenz “if there was an operation that you could have that would make u smarter, but as a side effect it would make ur butt larger, would u go ahead and have it?” Over 80% said no LOL!
Hmmmm, dat mus be why MY butt be so big…to balans owt allada brainz, rite????
dat is EXAKLY rite!! Dat is why MY butt beez so beeg, I am shure.
Man, dey mus be lots of BOBs on dis site, cuz u ladees is teh clebber!
(so nao, wen we complain abowt r buttses, we is rilly sayin “I so smrt!”?)
I must be a friggin genius, then…
zakly! i so smrt mai butt is hoomunguz! lerf it, now i got exkuz, i just s- m- r- t…smrt!
hmm. i fink dat puts mai i.q. somware arownd oh, say 500? just sayin.
My momz sez wimmins butts r teh big so men can follow dem. (An dey do!)
Hav u seen meh staplr? Iz a swinglyn…
meeting cat iz reddy to hi-lite teh minutes
Oh hai. Will u come wif meh plz? We needz to talk ’bout ur cat/peeple skillz.
“Mai powurrrpoynt slieds, let me show u them”
LOL WIN!
corruhspondenz cours kitteh sez
i iz purralegal now
Kitteh is ON the ajenda
kitteh creates the agenda.
Ekscooz my capitalz heer but since we talkin bout worknessess:
I GOTTED A JORB TODAY!!!! A VERY EXCELLENT JORB!!! AN SINCE I BEN OUTTA WERK FOR 8 MONTHSES, DAT AIN’T NUFFIN TO SNEEZ AT!!!! (Inless yr lergic to work, which….NOT DA POINT…) I GOTTED A JORB!!!
::::MUCH MUCH HAPPITAIL::::
dere. i dun wif capitals for now. but not, apparently, wif capitalizm. :::le sigh::::
Concatulashons Gladys!!!!!! Hope u haff happy tiems at ur new jorb!!!!
Yay! May ur lunchbocks always be filled wif cheezburgerz!!1!
Congrats! i iz vairy happeh foar u!
i trieded to post dis alredy, but did not werk. i is vairy happeh foar u! conCATulatshuns!
YAY!!! 8 monthses is a looonngggg tyme to be w/o a jorb!
*****dose yippee butt shake dance fowr u*****
Well G, let me b 1st to offer wholeharteded kongratulashuns!!!!
GGGGRRRR88888 NEWS!!
LOL, my posts are delayed. I would have been teh 1st to cheer. . .
Anyway, cheers!
YAHOO FUR GLADYS!!! Nao she can buys lots of Katlua & milks! Big congrats and happitail dances fur u!!
So….duz ur job has innertubes axsess??? Does they lets u bring teh kitteh to werks? Duz teh catfeteria haz cheezburgers????
Teehee!
YAYYYY GLADYS who is GLAD-IS GOTZ JAWBZ!
Happilayshuns, Gladys!!! *liftin glas of mlk to toest* Cheerz!
WOO HOO, Gladys!!! Dis b gr8 noos. (ur jawb = noos. lolz)
Dis b da jawb dat sed u cud styll play on ichc, rite?
Many congrats!! Invisabull unemploymint!!
gratz gladyz!
i r happy 4 u and wagging my imaginary tail wif u! 
Gladys….I be so berry happy fur yu!! I knowed yu wud get it!!! Duz dis meen yu not movin??????
COL…oh, I hope that’s what it means…. :::crosses appendages::::
I be srsly late for the party … but happytail for Gladys!!! ♥☺☼♥☺☼
better late than never! I tink there is still some frosty libations fur u!
Gladys,
Dat is defanantly deh WINS.
I iz happy dansin all ober dah playse for u!!!!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Oh so cute! Looks like my old cat that my ex-husband kept. meow!
Iz dis ‘Bosscat’ from an earlier pictur wit him at hiz desk?
Concatulashons Gladys!!! Hope u haff happee tiems at ur new jorb!!!
TANKS 4 all da grajulations, everbuddy!! LOLfrenz are da bestestest!
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translation:cute
does u like mah majik noteboock?
Kitteh fails