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Mew-zik is my lyfe
Kitteh stiks up * teh finger* NO CHARGE!!
Got so tired of hearin that at EVERY concert I went to ( I live in GA ok? nuff sed)that’s what i wud do.
( hold’s lighter in air, LOL’S )
Cud be worse. Cud be “Rocky Top.”
Wen they do it at Atlanta Symphony you no day gon too far
whut, they haven’t already?
oh yeah they has redneks. what u gonna do?
I grew up 2 hrs N of ATL – but I fled ;o)
I grew up in Arkansas. It doesn’t get any worse than that. I can’t lie, though…they grew on me after a while. I’m still pretty country.
actooly persephone, I think I found my limit case the other day. ever hear of loma linda, CA? it makes lubbock TX look good – hell, loma linda makes VICTORVILLE look good
wow. anything that can make LUBBOCK look good must be terrifying.
Blue ridge?
redneck hell kuntree. well not anymoar. florida retiree for the summer kuntree.
Verreh much sew. Ai went up dere wonce. HYOOOGE howzes all on da layk. Iz verri pritti, but ful of da rich peoplez.
In teh Atlanta Symphony they wearz teh workboots with their tuxes…
teehee. pengwin sootz iz mayd owt ov reel pengwins
O yea. But teh LPO (Louisiana Philharmonic Orchestra) did a konzert of Led Zeppelin muzik. Wuz pritty awesum, IMO.
Parintul unitz livez just north of Atlanta–still mai home, but I dun spend too much of teh times dere ennymore. Konzerts dere piss meh off wif all da yellin fur “FREEBURD!”
Ai livez most of da time in souf Looziana nao. We gots a buncha rednecks too. But dey nice peoplez (mostlee) and dey cook good fudz, so I likez dem. Dey nawt so big on Freeburd–likez zydeco an cajun muzik much mor bettar.
DSO (dallas symphony orchestra) did a night of the music of star wars. RAWK!
he is a cheezburger
i’l giv it a go, but withowt mai guitar pik i no soundz laik carlos santana anymorz!
OR…
yaee! carlos santana iz over 4 lunch – i can has cheezburgrz!
rockn’ it, kitteh!!
debal hornz!!
I can has Marshall Stack?
no u can has Mesa Boogie.
Mesa Boogie? Do Not Want!
Sted uv buy stayrway to hebben, howzbouts U buy me cheezburger!!!
cheezburger to heaven?
plz no “cheezburger in paradise,” k? thxbai.
NO STAIRWAY WAYNE!!!
Stairway, denied!
Hiway to Cheezburger?
offramp to side of slaw?
Service Road to tsty bevrgs?
Last Ticket to Pack o’ Fries?
The weird thing is, the little dude rilly look like Freebird groupie! “FREEBIRD!”
so true, but how?! it’s innocent naive albeit adorable face no dowt…
I have *tears* rolling down my face – this is the hardest I’ve ever laughed at anything on this site, and that is REALLY saying something.
I spent a few years living in Georgia and Alabama, and I swear to you I have stood next to at least a dozen people at various concerts/celebrations/get-togethers who looked EXACTLY LIKE THAT CAT. Except perhaps more facial hair. And I’m talking about the women. Dude, I can actually smell the beer-breath, the memory is so perfect!
Maybe I should say, people who looked exactly like that cat during the moment they were drunkenly slurring/screaming, “FREEBIRD!” in the general direction of the stage. Or, in a few cases, screaming it at… a wall, or the grass, or something. Once they stopped yelling “FREEBIRD!” they went back to looking… well, “normal” is a bit of a stretch, but..
YEEAAHHHH WOOOOOO FREEEEEBIIIIRRDDD *burnin fingerz wif liter*(but caint feelz it cuz drunk)
I’ve evn seen pairants tell thair childs 2 go up 2 stag and yell FREEBIRD, when childs haves no clew what dat means.
Dis kitteh is like them childs. He’s got no clew.
U no ur in da souf wen u go to a dewling penano bar and dey wud radder plai freebird dan Girshwen. True Storee. It happened to me in Birmunham, Alabamuh.
Iz Kat Benatar and Meewl Giraldo!!!
Dey rawkt it las nyte, so gooood! Did 2 onkores, cuz dey luv us! Wuz SRO crowd, maybe 500-600 inside lil Canyon CLub, we wuz hot but all ver happee! Mennee 80’s ladeez in crowd, all sing happee! And Neil Giraldo shredded it up on da gitar!!!! Wuz verry good time!! Earz ringin happee rockin chick time!
wow ~ lots of us on ICHC in SoCal
glad u had a fun B!day!
tenkyooz!
Kat Skratch FEVAH !!
Dis komment iz full of win!
*LOLs then punches self in face for not thinking of it first.*
LOLZ! Iz okay. I iz not fink uv it furst too!
HA !!
FURST !!!
Me be tinkin goodz tonite……i shood be werkin…..but lyke da LOLCATZ betters !!
Do not punch….iz okayy……yuo get da nex one…
Awww sniffle. Dat was mai post.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/27/invisble-karaoke/#comment-36430
free bird? where? nom nom nom
WIN!!!
*snortlaugh*
Klawz maydz 4 pickin
Paw padz gud 4 pedulz steel
Fyootyoor Noyz Bockz Gawd
Joe Satreeonnee
Playz daown low arowdz t3h neck
Thass awl I kanz reech
Seez t3h volyoom nob
Daown derez t3h Awn & Awf switch
Wayrz t3h Wammee Bar?
Jack.
k herez teh sichwayshun. i noes alla wurds. i noes alla kords.
teh fingerring iz going ok. but i seem to lack sumting kinda eesenchul . . .
A guitar strap? (c:
oh wait – is that my cue?
CURSE MY LACK OF OPPOSABLE THUMBS !!!
damn, I’m slow on the draw today LOL’S
Stend, we ♥ u!
( bows )
wow! neber seen so many strings not moov!!! r thai gardng cheezburgrz?
Kitteh has new stratoCATster
haha so phunnie. it was rite there foar teh takin U win,
Ummm, dere b problum. I fink we needz leest wun udder kitteh tu pley dis fing propurrlee.
Gitar pik? I no need stinkin gitar pik – I gots four bilt in, doods!
any profeshunul gitarest wil tel u that a pik maikz moor beeuutiful meoow-zik!!! carlos told me k bai
R U redy tu rok?
I cant heer u
I still cant heer u
Yeerz ago, Sunnyshyne ana bunchuv her frens went out fer eatz at a big Italyun restrawnt. Lady wif accordian walks by, and smartypants fren yells Freeburd.
Necks thin we noes, lady wif accordian is playin Freeburd. Allovit. Evry singul cottenpicken minit of it.
Sunnshyne’s fren neber, eber yellz Freeburd agin…cuz Sunnshyne n da rest ob da frenz sez dey will kill him ded. Onna spot.
Den we hadz to TIP da lady wif accordian. Pleh.
LOL! I sez, gud fur teh cordeein ladee. She shur showed him.
accordian lady=WIN! smartypantz frend=FAIL. lulz
OMG, that iz so phunnie! I wudda spewed Chianti all ovr miself! Accordian lady deserv big tip!
k i big enuf 2 pleh dis, i definitly big enuf 4 CHEEZBURGR!!!!!
The True Cat Stevens reveals himself at last.
actoolly this would be cat stevens II – the first converted to Islam and renounced all his music. this one’s cuter, doncha think?
NOW, UPDATED BY K-TEL FOR THE NEW MILLENNIUM – CAT STEVEN’S DEUX
ah but he dint renownse his royaltees . . .
He wuzznt renouncin his moozik at Live Urf teh other day. He sang peace train! w00t
Kitteh has look that say, “Whoa, dude, this ting much bigger in person. Wut i do nao??”
Okay, bonus pic has me lol. Teh top pic says to me “Dood, srsly. U R teh suxor. Give it ups alreddy. I has poo’d in this thing like 4 times alreddy, and it still sounds awful. Take this thing back to 3-Finger Louie’s pawn shop where u gotz it and sell it, then go buy some frikkin’ cheezbrgrs alreddy. U is a 38 years old man wif a receedin’ hairline and u still live at home wif ur parents. Dey wish u would just move teh hellz out alreddy–trust me, dey tellz me just about every day. U is nebber gonna be teh rox stah, so gives it up and getz a real job.”
That’s what I saw in it, anyway…
it’s say-something moment kitten !!!
happycat heerz “freeburd” he finks he heerz “cheezburger.” wud be betterz anywai.
More cowbell!
FTW!!!
U wantz to heer Stray Cat Strut? I playz it fur u.
GASPZ, mah lolcat has madez da site. HAPPY!!!
U mayd dat? KEWL!!
Too kewl fer school!
??? too kewl for school???
I can haz solo?
I can has geetar tuuning?
Kitteh B. Goode
A true rockat
\m/ OH MY GOD!!!! IZ FLEA ON BASS!!!!! \m/
Red Hot Chili Pussies.
(I once had dinner in a Greek restaurant and Flea, his woman and their new baby were at the next table. This was years ago ….. late ’80’s).
ZOMG cbsb !!! u 8 wiv da famussz!
ZOMG!!! u stuk a possessiv pronown in frunt ov ‘woman’!!!!
ZOMG!!!!! radikl femdamentalistz iz gonna kik ur bitz in 4 dat wun!!!!! or mebbe thay seattle downd.
Naaah… ai is radikl femdamentalizt, an has no problum wid dat. Roomer dat we don’t has sense of hoomor is bery rong. (We GOTZ 2 has sense of hoomor, LOL!)
Beesydes, in rawk n’ roll, Flea can has “his” woomin and chik rockers can has “their” mens (or wimmins, eeder way). Liek mah husbin is mah “Cabana Boy.”
The first pic should be captioned:
“What song is it you wanna hear?”
Just like the comment used in the “one more from the road” live CD from Skynyrd
Stairway!
1st kitn: “Dis wun goes to ELEBBEN!”
2nd kitn: ZOMGWTFBBQRAWKNROLLELEBBEN!!!!!!!1!1!!!!
ROCK ON!!!!
I trayd diz fer cheezburger?
i like the second one, its so small!
that a nise gittar. what kind it iz?
This reminds me of Bill Hicks.
I can play dat!! (well on guitar hero…)
*Liter in airr*
AND DIS BURD U CNOT CHAAAAAAAAANGE!!!!!!!
Wotta chooooone!
Luvs dis kitteh!
RWAK!
*Burns fingahs in liter*
OWWWWWWWWW!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WAT A CUTE KITTY!!!!