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so rong, iz ryte.
it should be anouter fail that would
be so funy
Flat-kitteh sez “No buttsecks! Did not want!”
durn u beetz me 2 dis alluzion
Noob the point is that the rat caught the cat.
Sick and simpleminded noob.
infamousqbert- if dis wrong, don wan it rite;)
Kitteh’s fur coat is oddly furless adn vera lumpy.
Predator/Prey Relationships.
talk about your mixed marriages
Visible Interspecies Pedophile Buttsecks! DO NOT WANT! HALP!
After tackling the suspect and flattening him with a body slam, Detective Rodent was overheard saying, “Spread ‘em, dirtbag!”
The Civil Libertees Union is looking into the matter.
i diskinkly herd him call da purp “Hairball”
is obviously specie-izm.
Detective Rodent is also being investigated in the so-called “species profiling” scandal, in which the detective and numerous members of his sqaud have been accused of unfairly targeting kittens for questioning and arrest in far greater percentages than any other animal.
i seen dis on Copz
Caint we allz jus git alawng?
I has new epix mount…wanna ride>
So jelus! my main toon is lvl 39… getz big chikun soon
“Surprise buttsecks!”
Or, alternately, “I has a mount.”
I has a kitteh. Wut I do wif it? HALP!
That would be great as a pwned pic. Is the original available?
O.O
Opossum!!!
rat pwns kitteh
ur doin it wrong
Hah! Beat me to it.
WWF – Weensy Wressling Federashun.
Takedown!
win!
hahahaha this is insanely adorable!
HelperRat is helping kitteh hork up his first hairball…(no, not harblz)
Kitteh is clearly being sucked into wun of doze random pits dat appears in teh furniturz and stuff. Rat is helping pull kitteh back out. He is David Hasslehoff rat–but doesn’t really like teh comparison.
it’s an ugly david haselhoff but w/o the bad hair !!! is this one also a rockstar in germany ???
Srsly, that beetsy kitteh bebe is gonna be soooo traumatize – gonna need therapee for nitemares & idennity disordur & stuf. An where are teh parents?? I blame teh parents!!!
damn….evfurrbuddy allus blamez teh parentz……
OH NOES! THINK OF TEH LOLCATS!!
& TEH LOLRATZ!!!!
baby ROUS s still scary
Is baby Rodent of Unusual Size?
Oh noes! Westley sad dey dunnot eckzist!
I love this. I had a rat and cat that were friends!
It are a lolrat, not a lolmouse. It are a hairless wat.
It r kreepy-lukin, 2. Givezez me deh willeeez! DONOTWANT!
Actually, it are a double rex. You can tell by the patchy hair and curly whiskers.
Iz not hairless, is plentee furree. Look roun teh eers.
Ratz is okay & smart & make perty gud pets xcpt they STINKEEEEE.
Ratz is not evr stinkee by choice. Ratz needz big big cage wit lots of nice Carefresh beddings and good foodz. They then is not smell more than any other animulz.
Iz tru! I had teh rats.. 5 o dem.. dey gets teh hugee cage wif lots bedding.. no smelly at all.. jus lotza cute nd cuddle
I r not be bringin’ seksy back…
I r bringin’ seksy TO ur back!
Pleh
OH NOES!!! Co-joined twin is mouseh. Do not want.
I HAD A KITTEH BUT I PWNDED ET.
NO! UR DOIN IT WRONG!
oh ratz! parashoot . . . wont . . . open . . . HALLLLLP!
Kiropraktor Rat sayz, “Iz jus gunna makez a litl ajussmint to yooz nek. Yooz may heer sum krikz, but no havz dah worreez. Iz a profeshnal!”
Bonnie Rat duz cuvr vershun, “Itz da spinal countdown *na na naaa naa, ba da da daa daaaa*”
blackmail rat sez: “if i gets eated, dis pikchur hits teh tabloydz and teh internets, so u are gonna lets me get a little taste of every cheezburgr what comes ur way, d’ya unnerstand kid?”
“We splitz from nao on.
You can keep da burger, kid.
I get all da cheez.”
An in a s’prise comback, teh skinnyer Frensh ressler pinz de massif Rushin compedider, an winz teh gol medul fer first tym in yeerz! We ar witnefin’ Olympik histree!
in Russia, gold medal vinz yoo!
That’s VERY funny
In Soviet Russia, mouse catches cat (but must drink plenty of vodka before the attack).
the hunter has become the hunted
I can haz horrifying nitemarez? kthxbai
oh no G,
datz a catratstrophe!
WEVENGE! WEVENGE FOAR ALL MAH RODINT BREVEREN!!!!
“I found perfect hiding place…”
Realizing that abominations like mice with human ears growing from their backs were causing negative publicity, genetic engineers went back to the drawing board. Their mission? A biological p.r. campaign driven by mutations so amusing that even moralizing animal libbers wouldn’t complain for fear of sounding ridiculous. The result? A rat with a penis the exact size and shape of a cat. Despite a fantastically positive media campaign, supported largely by Fox News, scientists remain perplexed over the failure of all attempts at breeding.
ZOMG! u rule sooo hardkore!
FTW!
WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN
what an odd picture…
“yeah, so ennyway, mai hyoomin notices diz groaf on ma back an sez ai shud go to da vet coz it myte be a mole”
*snicker*
LMFAO! “I has a moal.”
I heard u liek rats? Much bettar than inferior dogs and cats. Detective rodent hath pwned lolcat! :[
Rats. WANT plz.
theez smol wunz I kan taik, itz teh big wunz dat scarz mee!
“R u sure Catma Sutra sez dis how itz dun? U not be redin’ upside down?”
In soviet russia mouse catches YOU!!
Fluffkins the Kitteh finds out that the prize for winning the rat race makes as little sense as the race itself.
WRONG in sooo many ways!!
1337th vote, WOO!
mouse thing vs. undersized kitteh!!!
I can has therapy?
Ah, this takes me back to when one of my full grown rats tried to take (presumably to eat) one of our several day old kittens. She wasn’t allowed in the same room as them for quite soome time, I can tell you. ^___^ *sigh*
FAIL
big rat…
“mowsehuntin — ur doin it wrong”
OMG Wat a Cute rat & Kitty!
niiiiiiiiiiicce i wish i can haz funneh humor like u