NO!!!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/babykailan/130802556/in/set-968657/

and of course he isn’t deformed

She wuz rescuud – wuz kute little eester bunneh, then got to be nasty smelleh teenage bunneh and stoopid pepl say “Not Want!” and trow her inna park. Pleh!

Now she littel princess bunneh wif lotz uv leafies and yummy hays.

i habe BERY mixed feelings bout breeding, not surprisingly, but at leest i know dat dere will NEBER be a shortaj ob purrsians in resq….

spay/neuter yur neighbors!

in mousegan, “masonry” be “masonAry,” and dere a meowdical purrogram where larynx and pharynx are purrnounced larNyx and pharNyx–by all da fakulty. i keep wunnering whut happens when den mobe out ob da area and sey dat….

but in maine, yu SPOSED to mispurrnounce stuff. iffen you call infurmayshun and aks fur a number in calais, you better call is ‘callous’or dey not know what you meen…

Oh happi day whun all teh kittehs and the doggehs in teh anamul sheltrz hav real HOMEZ! and teh sheltrz put up der VAKUNSEE signs! An all teh sillee peeple mebbe TINK a bit B4 bringen homz teh kyoot puppehs and teh kyoot teeni kittehs, and den be all SURPRIZD when dey sudnlee have dese bigg doggehs thet dunna match teh livn ruum RUG and dey JUMP and the chilluns don wanza play wit dem no morz. Kan U spel A-D-O-P-S-H-U-N?

K I go bak to mai kornr now.

Mah fathah yusta wurk at tha Prudenchul Towah in Bahstin – hiz naym’s Ahthah, he’s a formah loyah, he’z mosly retiyahd nao.

(woah, lolspeak AND no “ahz” – dass sum fuxed persepshinz)

An dont fergit my favrit, Cally-oap, for Cal-li-o-pe.

An I’m gonna ax teh nex persun that axes me to keep sumthin “…just between you and I.”

On teh liter side, a frend got a Shi-Tzu/Poodle cross that shee calt a “pooshi” at firs but soon startid callin a “shit-poo” for reesons she woodnt xplane.

Reglar good AKC breeders will have good stock, and guarantee against bad owie stuff, and prices not as bad as dem booteek storz wiv da stoopie lil ho-dogs.

My fren got a damnation girl doggie one day. (We called em damnations at our boarding kennel!) She was at dog park wif her ovver idjit dog, and some guy came up and said this dal was shoved from a car door at the intersection, who wants her? So my fren takded the girl goggie, she good girl! She healthy (yay), and smart and funny. She knows how to smile, and does as much as she can! Their ovver idjit dog (lab and chow – and the worst of both breeds!) fell in love with her, and dey good frens.

I like mix breeds, any goggie, as long as has mannerz!!!!! My Gus was pound puppie, shepherd and husky, very tiny, only about 65 lbs at his max, usually stayed at 55. He smart and sweet and purty. I will have pix on my flicker when I get dem scanned.
But my nex goggie will either be rescyoo greyhown or poun puppie…

I have more scars from bites from small dogs than biguns. They do get nervous.

And pound puppies? Their pedigrees are written on our hearts!

The chondrodysplasia that created the corgi and doxie breeds does not affect their spines either. Those bones develop in a different manner (membranous versus chondritic ossifications). The development of spinal disease is not really related to the chondrodysplasia.

From Merriam webster
Main Entry: dearth
Pronunciation: ‘d&rth
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English derthe, from Old English *dierth, from dEore dear
1 : scarcity that makes dear; specifically : FAMINE
2 : an inadequate supply : LACK

OH SO FUN OF WIN!!!!!