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an ah stood whilz ah didz it
mah macro
let me not show u it.
It wuz taystee an nootrishus.
WANT!
An Iz not ashaymed.
Did I say Macro? I meant macaroni. It was delicious.
ZOMG I HAS A VISION of a missing macro
wuz not so gr8 actooly
oh noes! think of the LOLironikz!!!!!!!
jeenius.
thanks
mmmm… metalicious…
I can has explanashun of “meta” uzed in dis conteckst plz? kthnxbai
Meta = self-referential (essentially).
like so many things on this site ;o)
It’s all about meh.
syt iz metahumorificz!!
It refers to an earlier macro, “I made you a cookie but I eated it.”
This is the ultimate in meta genius.
invisible macro?
invisible arm curl?
“ai mayd u a cat macro but mai dell eeted it” *groan*
iz teh big battle in teh future.
who will take ovar teh wurld? kittehz or computarz?
noo-kyu-ler. itz pronownsd noo-kyu-ler.
noo-kyu-ler kitteh foar wurld dominashun?
I must come beat you now!!!!!!
New-Klee-err! Say it! Say it, Frenchie!
zerr woant bee mush room to swing a kitteh, uh? uh?
LOLZ mushruumz lyke nookulur raydiayshin, ‘zpeshully Gammerz.
Dem groze and groze and groze…. yay hapi funguz.
HAY! I rezent yur refrins to my Gamma being groze!!1 Snot her fawlt she caint bave everee dai no moar!!1!!
I juz sayin’ she growin’ funguzz lyk no tamorrow, k. LOL
my college professor totally does that. everything’s “nucular”… arg make me krayzee lol
AAAHHHHHH!!!!!! new-klee-err! new-klee-err!!!
*runs screaming into da distance*
new-klee-er er-er-er-er (fades)
i hates to heer noo-cu-ler
fank you!! is one huuuuge pet peeve of mine.
for gods sake, learn to use a DICTIONARY use guys…
not referencing intensional improper spelling being kitteh talk. thas fine. jus easily correctible and extremely irritatiing ignorance.
Ya’ll nebber met Homer Simpson?
Jew-la-ree (jewelry) Rockwiler (dog breed)
dere were an ad in one ob da liddle shopper papers here fur a litter of datsun puppies….
How bout when peeps say “supposably” instead of supposedly….or irregardless which is a double negative….but teh presidents New-cue-ler drives me batty!
terrorists are trained to disassemble (that means to not tell the truth)
NO!!!
So sorreh, must killz u nao. Must killz all hoo sez noo-kyu-ler. Nuffing personal. Hopez u unnerstanz.
Well, dat takes kare of de Wite House an most of Congretss an the Pennagon tu.
An about tiem.
Wot due u meen teh cheezeburger iz gon? Hyooman, eef u ated mai cheezeburger…thar will be poot en ur shue.
Invisible computer
Iz Munchkin shortleg kitteh?
Poor ting. Munchkin breed iz cute, but undesirable mutashun for best health of kittehness…
Wayted so long for hoomanz to come see himz wurk dat he eated de wurk. Poor kitteh. I will buy U a leg insted….
I were wondering dat, too. It looks like one ov dem.
Dey be cute, but it makes me a bit sad that we humanz breed, kits/pups/(anything?), to capitalize on genetic mutation. Or produce ‘designer’ dogs. I can understand the Labradoodles, kind of. They were bred to give alergic peeps the wonderful chance to have a companion. But now all I hear about are Chugs, Snugs, Cockedooledoos.(sad chuckle) Let’s go to the shelter and find the crosses waiting for da furevr home.I shall put away my soapbox, now. I return you to your regularly scheduled programming.
I probly sound hypacritical cuz I looooovee doxons and corgies, but I don’t think Kittehs need to be bred wif short legs just cuz theys cute. Doxons were bred wif short legs to go into badger holes and bite nex without getting legs bit. Corgis bred to herd cows an sheep. Weeniekittehs serve no purpuse besides cuteness. legs too short to hunt mice.
This is Beibei, a munchkin cat (and I believe American Curl mix, but don’t quote me on that) living happily with his brother Baobao in Singapore. They are both lovingly owned by Jimmy (babykailan on Flickr).
And actually, there is nothing physically wrong/inferior about munchkin cats. I have one myself, and he can run, jump and play just as well as his long-legged brother — and you better believe he hunts everything that moves just as well as his brother also. It’s a naturally occurring genetic mutation and, unlike corgies and doxies, does not have any effect on the animal’s spine, because cats’ spines are naturally more flexible than dogs’.
My munchkin’s actually healthier than his long-legged brother, who is experiencing hip joint deterioration.
More information on Wikipedia.
I’m glad that your friend got one of the healthy ones. It really is a deleterious mutation and many of them are not healthy. Not to mention basing a breed on a single mutation (all mutations that lead to breeds are naturally occurring) is not healthy.
The chondrodysplasia that created the corgi and doxie breeds does not affect their spines either. Those bones develop in a different manner (membranous versus chondritic ossifications). The development of spinal disease is not really related to the chondrodysplasia.
tanks, vetdoktor shera–tinking bout da “natural mutations” in da manx, and da scottish folds…. da lethal-recessive ones. haben’t herd bout no trubble wif da selkirk rexes yet, but wudn’t be surpreyezed iffen dere purroblems dere, too. sigh. cud we mebbe find homes fur da ones alreddy here afore we go around mayking up new ones?
spay/neuter yur neighbors!
See, when I wuz kid, we usd to kallz dem “Muttz”. We went to da pownd, got “mutt’ doggy, yay, iz gud. Now dey kalld “mix-briedz” an’ dey all zpeshul, pplz kollekt doze stoopid-looky chiwawaz wif da boogly eybawlz an da konztint shaykingz… why? why why why?? Dem fingz has seezurz, dey has no zpayz to putz der teeny branez kuz u done did make der hed too smawl, iz zo smawl der eybawlz boogle owt.
And wtf wif short-kitiz? Is nawt a doxun! It nawt chas gayme-amminulz into der holz!! Iz juz mootint kiti. Iz sad bakuz wif mootint kiti komz othur mootint geenz. Mebbe short-leggy iz juz markur trayt for othur bad ztuff.
sumday wen we gotz kidlit(s) an’ dem say “mummadaddeh I wunts a DOGGEH!!” den we goze to pownd, we gitz big-breed muttydog, one datz abowt 3-4 yeerz owld… wun wif lotsa lyf but not a puppeh… I finkz da mixbreedz is bezt kuz dey gotz whut uz byology pplz lyk to kal “janetik dyverzitty”.
–Elfi
deesigner goggies and deesigner kittehs same as deesigner clotheses and shoeses–proofs dat dere owners be betterer, somehow, dan da hoomin whut gots a diffurent deesigner’s stuff.
poodles alreddy be hypoallergenic–all da doodle “breeds” jest be a way to maeks money by producing dose mutts we all grewed up wif. dere nuffing wrong wif mutts–in meny cases, dey healfier dan badly-bred “purebreds” frum backyard breeders. but $1,500 or $2,000 fur a MUTT, so you can tell yur naybors you gots eggstra cash to spend on a goggie ob unknown genetic heritage????? (and talk to da shelter folk who get to taek in all da thrown-away deesigner goggies whose temperaments aren’t quite what advertised….
dere akshually be a group called, “ethical cockapoo breeders assn”–wanna see rescue folks go nukular??????
::: cassie takes mommy by da paw, pats her on da head and guides her to da comfy chair. ‘calm down, mommy.’ all [fill-in-da-blanks] tenhousecats climb on mommy’s lap and purr her back to sanity. :::
Personally, I dislike most small breeds anyhow. Toy poodles (that evil Pepper that my babysitters had when I was 5… he was stinky too)…. Most spaniels, cockers in particular… oh my god I loathe those things… when you start getting into mid-size dogs like border collies, then I start getting interested. Big doggies are my favz, but I dislike many of the traditionally “vicious” breeds (I really haven’t met any terrier breeds that I like… whatever)… But give me a collie-shepherd-husky mix any day. I’d even raise a puppy.
(oh, as for teacup doggy PUPPIES? Ah, Hellno!! Puppies in general are soooo cute.. .that everyone wants one… forgetting they’re effectively two-year-old children in dog form… The best dogs are the adults from the pound, they not only have the puppy phase run out of them, but they’re really REALLY appreciative of a new collar and good food and a warm bed.)
I never could respect a dog that was smaller than a cat…
Hell Yeah elfi! I adpoted an adult dog. Best dog EAVH!!!
Thx elfinugget!
Oh happi day whun all teh kittehs and the doggehs in teh anamul sheltrz hav real HOMEZ! and teh sheltrz put up der VAKUNSEE signs! An all teh sillee peeple mebbe TINK a bit B4 bringen homz teh kyoot puppehs and teh kyoot teeni kittehs, and den be all SURPRIZD when dey sudnlee have dese bigg doggehs thet dunna match teh livn ruum RUG and dey JUMP and the chilluns don wanza play wit dem no morz. Kan U spel A-D-O-P-S-H-U-N?
K I go bak to mai kornr now.
I thought labradoodles wuz bred to have poodle smarts and lab personality. Whut happenz if dey has lab smarts and poodle personality? Uh. Oh.
Poodle personality is no problum — mah boss has his toy poodle at werk all da time — she diva, but she funny and smart and berry well-behaybed.
Poodles is reeely, reeely smart…and lotsa personality!
U has met nicer poodles den me, obveeouzly. Da onez I knowz is yappy newrotic little terrorz. Standard size poddles not like dat, but french poodles iz.
I agrees with that–specially teh standard poods. They are frequently ranked #1 on intelligent puppeh lists–even ahead of border collies and retrievers!
Yeah, for trainin da poobles, we wuz tol jus givem teh book, an inna week, he come home trayneded!
I have more scars from bites from small dogs than biguns. They do get nervous.
And pound puppies? Their pedigrees are written on our hearts!
I had heard that part of the reason the “designer” puppeh breeds were being introduced was that many of those breeds in their “pure” form are becoming so inbred genetically that there are significant genetic-defect type things happening to the breeds–two good examples are dalmations and beagles.
Gah! dalmations(deaf) setters(blind and or deaf) Hip dysplaysia in large breeds of all kinds, Allergies, the list goes on and on. get a mutt. They have something called “hybird vigor”. Makes them less supseptible(spellin i giitin old) to health problems.
Iz frum capitalixtick breeders whoo wanna take advantage of a fad, so dey overbreed and over inbreed their stock. An then the ‘extras’ go to the pound inna few years.
Reglar good AKC breeders will have good stock, and guarantee against bad owie stuff, and prices not as bad as dem booteek storz wiv da stoopie lil ho-dogs.
My fren got a damnation girl doggie one day. (We called em damnations at our boarding kennel!) She was at dog park wif her ovver idjit dog, and some guy came up and said this dal was shoved from a car door at the intersection, who wants her? So my fren takded the girl goggie, she good girl! She healthy (yay), and smart and funny. She knows how to smile, and does as much as she can! Their ovver idjit dog (lab and chow – and the worst of both breeds!) fell in love with her, and dey good frens.
I like mix breeds, any goggie, as long as has mannerz!!!!! My Gus was pound puppie, shepherd and husky, very tiny, only about 65 lbs at his max, usually stayed at 55. He smart and sweet and purty. I will have pix on my flicker when I get dem scanned.
But my nex goggie will either be rescyoo greyhown or poun puppie…
and just cuz a goggie–or kitteh–be registered and has papers, duz NOT meen dat dey should be, or dat dere breeders be respawnsible. paying da money to register da litter not dat hard a ting–akshually raising dood examples ob da breed IS. iffen you must habe a purebred, check our breed resqs furst, and iffen you must go to a breeder, do a webbysearch furst–find out iffen dey known by dere breed clubs, and iffen dey fit da qualificayshuns of ethical breeders. a number ob sites habe lists ob tings to look fur in a breeder.
Akshully, I don even dink they taht cute. Look iky to me – but I feels teh same way about extreem Purshians. I looks at tehm an only sees kittehs with constant helth problums an pain an sadness. Xtreem breeding – kitteh or puppeh – is jus all about hyuman eego to me. DO NOT WANT.
On teh liter side, a frend got a Shi-Tzu/Poodle cross that shee calt a “pooshi” at firs but soon startid callin a “shit-poo” for reesons she woodnt xplane.
nope, extreeme-faced purrsians be awful, too. lots ob dood purrsian breeders lefted da fancy when it becaem cleer dat dat’s whut da fashion were becoming.
i habe BERY mixed feelings bout breeding, not surprisingly, but at leest i know dat dere will NEBER be a shortaj ob purrsians in resq….
I has a bunneh. Pepl alwus aks “What breed?”
I sez “Bestest Breed uv alls – Nort Amurrican Mutt-Bunneh!”
She wuz rescuud – wuz kute little eester bunneh, then got to be nasty smelleh teenage bunneh and stoopid pepl say “Not Want!” and trow her inna park. Pleh!
Now she littel princess bunneh wif lotz uv leafies and yummy hays.
I doan tink so, kitteh luks liek one I’ve seended on flickr lots and lots, and he jus sits liek dat.
I duzen liek mutayshun kittehs..
himz legz pritty short. I know munchkins tend to sit up… they’re significantly taller that way… they can’t see much wif dose short legs.
Ah juss had 2 add dat I agree wif eberwon who gotz dah muttz – dere is nuffing wrong wif dah good ol mixed up pup, an eez tru, much more helfee! Dah reezon dogedz breedz can all mate togever is for teh diversitee…eez gud for healthez of animalz n not be all bottle-nekkin dah gene pool (wheech in some ov dem be needen a lil kloreen)… Ah haz on had muttz-types an dey eez so smyrt n playerfullz n vertually no medicul probleems… Ah halpz peeps in mah area wif beehavioral prublemz n halpz dem knot bee given up dere doggehs to dah shelterz… An mah lil mascot, ah has a pic of heem to showz u – he ez mutt ambassadore! =) “Hai lolfriend fambly!” http://pic18.picturetrail.com/VOL888/1941307/7944348/264510062.jpg
luk, i iz a bunneee wabit!
or a meer cat?
Awl mai catz are “meowr” catz.
meercat…
…is meercatting.
i waz watchen tv one day and teh cat mojo waz sittin on the rug in front of sofa, i waz watchen meercat dokumentary on tv (i
why i get cut off? i waz watchen tv one day and teh cat mojo waz sittin on the rug in front of sofa, i waz watchen meercat dokumentary on tv (i
Is u writin’ from a laptop? Keeps ur thumbz offa that little mowsie-pad thingy at teh bottom of teh keys–u won’t send things too early
I HAYTE dos fings. I putz a reel mowsie wit my laptop. Den I not be dooin fings I not wantz ta be dooin. My son and himz wyfe lafs at me for it, but I not cares. At least I can use a mowsie, but that pad is deh suk!
Cat macro’s on this site have been sliding from engrish (funny) to leetspeak (less funny).
This one is refreshing, like in the old days.
I r seeryus reeder!
This r seeryus thred!
U iz awn seeryus comment! ZTOP LAFFINGZ!!
‘Skyooz mee, sr or mam:
If’n i’se mstakinley daleetd fing i was s’posed ta do,
Wud i be fireded an not Vice Prez-o-dint of Cheezburger Dpartmint ennymor?
Wut iz compny polasee on sevrinse pey?
Can has un-m-ployded now?
i r biped … i onlee wawk on all 4s to mess wit ur hed.
can I tell you how much I love this group right now …
I’m SOOOOOOOOOOOOO happy I’m not the only one who is annoyed with
NOO_KEW_LAR….
It’s REALLY bad when someone who works at a nuclear medicine lab answers the phone “noo-cu-lar medicine”…I actually had to bite my tongue.
And when did it become Feb YOO ary ..is Feb ROOary too hard too say?
wez now returnz yoo to yer regoolarly sheduled Caturday.
(sigh)
I gotta add in my enunciation pet peeve here… the payment system is pronounced “In-ter-ac”, not “In-ter-acT”. One is an international electronic payment method. The other is a small entertainment between acts of plays.
The grassy strip between streets: median not medium. I work for the parks dept. and we were told to go mow the mediums. ARRG.
what about the smalls & extra larges? don’t dey get moweded tooz?
Hill. Air. Eyous.
MassCara, u frum Bahstin, yes? Mai hubby from Quincy. He murderz teh English langwag on a daily basiz … “them peepl,” is mai pet peev! Wen we furst gotz togethr, i srsly had dificult tyme understanding him … “I need to stop an pick up mai shots” an I went, wot? Shots? U got the diabeetus? NO … he meants SHORTS. Aargh! We r tu peepl divided by common langwag!
KWINZY! Srsly – kul! SHOTS HAHA
Mah fathah yusta wurk at tha Prudenchul Towah in Bahstin – hiz naym’s Ahthah, he’s a formah loyah, he’z mosly retiyahd nao.
(woah, lolspeak AND no “ahz” – dass sum fuxed persepshinz)
You wanna free creduh report? Visit freecreduhreport.com! And eat your Hah Pocket while you visit!
**takez lonmowar to fav psykik’s howz. Hai. I heer to mow u.**
HOWL!!!!!!
OH SO FUN OF WIN!!!!!
Tuk me a minnit…but ai gotstid it…ai gotstid it anniem laffin lyk crazee *LOLZIZ!*
I have the same pronunciation peeves as all these listed here. But I have a few of my own:
My EX- boyfriend would say pro-NOWN-see-ay-shun and that bugged me.
There’s the always classic “liBERRY”. I wonder if you can buy those at the market.
“Hi Honey, I made you a Liberry Pie!”
An obscure one I have is when people put an “S” at the end of names of stores/restaurants, and it doesn’t belong- Maybe it’s a Texas thing, but I could die a happy woman if I never hear “Wal-Marts” or “Dairy Queens” or “Krogers” again. “Hey kids, who wants to stop at Dairy Queens before headed over to the Wal-Marts?”
Another one: Mondee, Tuesdee, Wednesdee, Thursdee, Fridee, Saturdee, and Sundee.
For the record, I am originally from Southeast Texas, right on the border of Louisiana, to be exact. I know live in Southern California, Orange County, to be exact. I could also live without ever hearing another person say “Lie-eek”
Thanks for letting me get that off my chest.
heh heh. My pet peeve (gnarrrrl) is “whole nuther,” as in “that’s a whole nuther story.”
u hear newscasters do it all the time. WTF?
Well I say “Krogers”… but to me it’s “Krogers’”, as the store is named for the founder (“Kroger”), thus it is a store belonging to the family, so the possessive case applies. As for Walmarts and Dairyqueens… ugh, no.
“mUTE” point instead of “mOOT point” and “deaTH people” instead of “deaF people” both drive me bonkers! Mistakes are one thing but these particular two COMPLETELY change the meanings of what’s being said! argh!
My favorites were from my old hospital job in east harlem: everybody (including a lot of staff) said chickenpops for chickenpox, and amtracks for anthrax. I loved those mixups.
doan ferget “nip it in the butt” insted of “nip it in the bud”
“Dez Moinez” for the city in Iowa
an mah boss, who tinks dat putting quotation marks around everyting he wants too emfasize makes it bettah. AAAAAAAGH!
(LOL that we’re typing all of this in kittehspeak, which is incorrect by design!)
oh lord… “Nip it in the butt” lolz … hallo, non’t nobody groze flowarz no moar??? wtfevur. “illinoyz” is annoying, as is my favorite, “Epitome”
“eppy-tohm”
It’s e-PIT-oh-me.
Not eppy-tohm.
Is greekz. Yeth, dem peepilz akshuly juz sayz all da letturz, nawt kombinz into weerd modifyd sownds. Iz not “aunty-gonn” it’s “an-TIG-oh-nee” Is not Soh-kratez, is soh-kra-teez.
lolz
Firs Hary Pottur book, tu many peeples havin real trubble with Hermy-own’s name…hadda wate till muvie to say rite.
An dont fergit my favrit, Cally-oap, for Cal-li-o-pe.
My bro-in-lawz fambly called her Hermy-own. Sadly, I knew the naym befor da book becuz it wuz my muvver’s middl naym, but her parenz (hoo nebber went past sixf grade) spellt it Hermoine. Uggh! She kepp her middl naym a deep dark seekret as long az she cud…
From the opposing side: I used to do tech support for a satellite company…. I’d have ppl refer to the button that cancels all volume as the “moot” button.
I hate it when people don’t understand the needs of the death-moot. (chuckles)
My sis said “there is a dirge of good places to shop around here…” It took me a while to realize she meant “dearth.”
This wun toasts mah cookiez as well–dearth = abundance. So often used to signify lack of.
No dearth really means lack of something
From Merriam webster
Main Entry: dearth
Pronunciation: ‘d&rth
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English derthe, from Old English *dierth, from dEore dear
1 : scarcity that makes dear; specifically : FAMINE
2 : an inadequate supply : LACK
Yes, dirge – a fyunerull sawng…menny ov thoz around wair yu liv? Ai no wanna vizit. Muss be sad sad plais fur yuz…. :’C
I wood liek ver mush if death wuz moot!
Arrg! Mah brain-dictionary has failed meh! Dearth DOES mean “lack of”. WTF wurd is I thinkin’ of?
Plethora, mebbe?
plethora?
(also usually mispronounced errrg)
ha ha Jeanie, great mines, great mines . . .
ZOMG… we mussa bin typin demz all at da saym tymez, Pitty! Dat beez a plethora ob kewl!
Howz abowt Valentimes day? And we had person a library ware I werked who did deh answering mashine message and had to say liiiiii-bray all drawn owt to keep frum sayin liberry. had masters degree. ARrrrgh. and all of dese othuhs u haz menshuned also make me deh crazy person. And it is a prostate gland, peepls. ProstRate is different thing. rly. srsly.
Yu reely here “FebYooAry?” All I heer is “Febwary.” Reejunalizm mebbe?
An I’m gonna ax teh nex persun that axes me to keep sumthin “…just between you and I.”
Whut about Foe-bee? (Phoebe) I hears she has a my-rid (myriad) of issues…
yeah, wish moar folks wud have went to englush class….. (dat’s a HYOOG one ob mine–i screems at da telebision wheneber i hear it….)
in mousegan, “masonry” be “masonAry,” and dere a meowdical purrogram where larynx and pharynx are purrnounced larNyx and pharNyx–by all da fakulty. i keep wunnering whut happens when den mobe out ob da area and sey dat….
but in maine, yu SPOSED to mispurrnounce stuff. iffen you call infurmayshun and aks fur a number in calais, you better call is ‘callous’ or dey not know what you meen…
Kitteh has bootiful postyur!
Im on yer couner beggin for cheezburgr
’scoos meh, dokter? Ken yooz mayk mah wayst di size?
i dance foer cheezburger! ::tap tap tap tap tap::
I alwaes dink its so funnee lookin wen yu can see the seam wher teh fur groes in opposit direxuns – it luks like thats wher de stuffin was put in.
see reply below, under menopaws (overcaffinashun = goofypost).
er, under turkeyburger. Tiem to detox, srsly.
“Dood, haz u seen mah harblz? Dey wuz about dis beeg. Srsly, dey wuz.”
*sigh* why is so many of my posts about teh harblz?
Srsly. Wut’s meesing from dis peekshoor?
(Tank u Bill Engvall…)
oh noes they r NOT lines in teh fur!! They r teh cat’s EARS!!
Please think of teh EARS!!!
I brought u this iPod shuffle…but Stend…well, he…
OH NOES!! THINK OF TEH SHUFFLEZ!!!
Totem pole cat sez
No rein today.
I see ded macros!
spidey senses be tingling, kitteh?
Invisible Playstation Controller.
Ooh, meta! Very meta, baby!
that is a twisty cat – a cat specifically breed to have a genetic deformity that prevents it from walking normally. It’s front legs are basically useless, so it has to stand up like that. There are people in the world who would intentionally create a deformed creature that is basically going to suffer its entire life. They do it, in spite of the fact that the animal suffers, because they find it amusing to see a cat standing up. People who do that are sickos and should be put in jail, or worse.
This photo has been taken from Flickr
http://www.flickr.com/photos/babykailan/130802556/in/set-968657/
and of course he isn’t deformed
I’ve been looking for a particular macro, just one, that features a small dog in the foreground (out of focus) with a rather large, fluffy cat with a flat, angry face in the background (in focus). The word “SOON” is the only text that it has. I can’t seem to find it anywhere! Can somebody please help me?