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jeu neu say kwoi
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c’est vrai!
or…
say verray
teh kitteh can r a seshual creeture in teh france. Bon chat! Mon chzbrgr e une pomplemouse!
Toile kitteh…
“How YOU doin’?” (or in French, “Comment allez VOUS?”)
“Why Don’t You Come Up and See Me Sometime, Big Boy?
W.C.KITTEH IS ON THE WAY!!!!!!!
“I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille”
FTW
Wud u like a lap dans? Sum hevi pettng, purrhps?
in saym aksent
“i can not tayk ziss sheet much longgerrr”
ai see a sooper-snorgable floofy belleh!!!!!! I snorgle you kittah….
also…smug kittah is smug
him eated da caniarey!
he ated teh burd n sed “je bird e mon chzbrgr was tastee noms noms” (It are burd chzbrgr)?
I don’t know what either… could it be the all the FLOOFYNESS ???
Kitteh wif bad French accentz sais, “Welcum, welcum to teh catsbah, dahling…”
Or leh French cinema producer sez: ” Welcum to mai catsting couch, ma cherie.”
haha…I gigglez…
french kitty sez: “voo lay voo cooshay avec moi?”
(Okay, so now I’ve forgotten the proper spelling, but: “You want to sleep with me?”)
I tewtally missed ur comment I can has plagerism?
skritchie skritchie, ya ya der ahhh
skritchie skritchie, ya ya here ahhh
mocha chocalata ya ya
kitteh lady mewmewlade!
Is oranj husseh kitteh!!!
She’s a femme fatale.
(Teh oranj ones r poysin).
LOLZ!!1!
I hadz a orinj kitteh and she was a eebul hussy. She wuz spos’d be MAH kitteh, I gotz her, tooks her to da vet, emptied litter box, but she only wubbed my stoopid boyfriend. Usedta attack me if I interrupted him talkin. I let him keep her when we broked up. Guess I shudna named her Jezebel. Twoo stowy.
Mai kitteh, Hoohah, she LUBS mai husbin. She a hootchy and a hussy. She husses all ober him rite in frunt uv me, an wiggles arown liek she hot poop. Nothin ai kin do abowt it… She 2 adorabul! How kin ai win aginst lil Miss Hussalina?
Miss Slutinski?
ur kats name is hoohah? rly?
Yep, rly! I gotz it frum old MAD comic buks. Her brudder wuz Potrzebie.
yeppers, we’z herded dat rumor.
I finks da propah spelling iz “Voulez vous coucher avec moi”
uh huh! you correct!
Very nice translation into Kitteh, Fizzix! I think you’re trying for “Voulez-vous couchez avec moi, c’est soir?” (Doh! Never thought I’d ever type THAT on the interweb!)
Ah, mon petit chou! Yoo haz teefs liek dah starz…dey comez out at nitez!
OOH LA LA !!!
Zees kitteh is perhaps related to Pepe Le Pew, non?
Ah, mai pet, do not be shi … com klos, klosr … pleez to let me nibbl on ur daintee fingertips … *smak* *smak* … ah mai peteet, u r so lovelee … ah wish to mak pashanut luv to u … *snorgle* *mwah* … WHADDAYA MEEN, I’M DOING IT RONG?!!!
U has teh dwagon bref frun teh frainch foodz!!
Ze pate, it givs ur mouf a flavr … iz not grate akshoolele … u smell of le goose gutz … iz le pleh! *ptooee*
Garcon! Pleez to bring som Listerine? Mercy buccups…
Bon jour Manure!
LOLZ! FTW!
hee hee. we haz menshuned bout maine-clown cats bein, um, not too graceful afore, haben’t we? i rly cud see da, “doin it wrong’ comment bein correkt…
Yess, I AM kitty pr0n.
Voolee voocoo shey allykwahh
mah wurd play iz like 4play
Beouf fromage en brioche? Parleh vous?
le cheezburger wins!
“J’ai un certain je-ne-sais-quoi.”
“Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir ?”
Iz dere a ecko in heer?
let’s all chase da gecko. oh, neber mind.
oh, so thats wut its supposed to say! FANK U!
*In Barry White voice* U gots it togettr baybee… I ees de Walrus ov lub…
I have that duvet cover. Ikea FTW!!! PS very handsome kitteh
I keep misreading the top line as
I HAS A CRETIN
The “cretin” is probably his hooman
… and where are you keeping this cretin, kitty? under the bed?
Yesh. Too asshamed of da cretin to letz him out frum unner da bed. Only out fur watter, litterbocks and cheezburgers, den rite bak unner he goz.
EEWWW is da gimp frumteh Pulp Fiction.
Nu-uh, jus sompin I mayde up. Da gimp shudda been so luckee.
Who’s motorcycle is dis?
Dis iz a chopper babee
Who’s chopper is dis?
Zed’s
Whoz Zed?
Zed’s ded babee, Zed’s ded
whole group ob kittehs march in circle, carrying sines reeding, “cretins hab rites too”
I like it better as “I has a cretin je ne sais quoi”, as if to say:
“I have the certain something of a cretin”
Ya, I gots hims cheezburgers! Haha!
What she haz is “je says troh beeyen qua!!”
French.
Kitler moustache.
Don’t make me say it, peoples.
(Okay. I’ll say it. “Gee, kitty, you’re acting a little Vichy tonight, don’t you think?”)
I’ll crawl back into my hole now.
hate to say it, but godwin’s law.
Haha!
cestlechat FTW!
Ahh, yes. “Everything’s better with Nazis.”
Wait. That’s not right.
best…lolcomments…ever!!!1!!!
mr. ronniecat often sez, “it has a sertin jeu ne say kwah, but i don’t know wat it is.”
ronniechat
may wee, jeh swee luh chat fantasteek… maintenant, donnay-moi luh cheezburger!
Wee wee, mah bell, vu haz a verra mush joo noo say kwah!
(Iz hard tu spek lolcat in an owtrrrayjus Frawnsh oxcent!)
Meow-shell, mah bell, sont lay moh kee von tray byen ensem, tray byen ensem…
AI LUV U AI LUV U AI LUUUUUUV U…iss allai wanna sai…
Ok…stopping…nao… ;D
(Stop, kareeokee tiem.)
LOL-Kareeokey. now DAT be one ob da skeeriest tings i’be herded ob in hours.
U been hearin scawwy voices agin thc?
LOLcat kareeokey? Dat cud be dubble-plus freekin’ hilarius… Ai dare all lolfrens 2 go 2 neerby kareeokey bar an chanj lyriks 2 lolcat-speak…
“IF I CUUUUD HAS TIIIIME IN A BUUUKKKKIT…”
OMG! Ai can’t stop laffing at thees vizhon! Brilliant!
Okeh, I lothe kareyokee with an hatred that amounts to absoloote deetestashun, but dat is FUNNY.
Srsly Hiss. Terra. Cull.
aha! les chattes francaise ont un style certain!!!! kitteh Franciose Sagan ou Catherine Deneuve – peut etre????
Jeanne Moreau ah lays yoo doon sha, zhe cwah.
c’est Lysiane, qui maintene le CAThouse
“Querelle… tell me how you feel about… your brother”
le kitty noir et blanc est très mignon
Wee, c’est un beeyen rigole-chat.
Er…riglolchat.
i tink some of dat kwoi is leh boodwahr aiyes ;.
May weee!
Seductive kitty is seductive.
Iz bringin secksee back!!
Purrrrrrrr………..
Once you got CAT, you never go BACK!
purrrrrrr………
Or nu add campayne: “Got cat?”
Or “CAT: my anti-drug”
Dats eckstra gud with teh revurse milk-mustash.
should be: Once you GO cat…you never go back!
Dumb question fo the day: where do I put in my own little user icon that shows up by my id? A lot of folks have ‘em, but I don’t, and don’t know where to put ‘em!
Do u has WordPress acct? If not go to WordPress.com an register an u can upload ur own lil icon. iz not dum ? I r teh biggest pc tard EVAH! Jus look for summmat like personalize ur acct. K luvya BAI!!!
I won’t! I guess that’s how I do it
Thanks Melissa!
Won’t =Don’t…. dur. I’m still looking for the personalize thing, but I’ll find it. Perhaps I have to create a blog?
try lookin fur “my profile”
hmmmmm. dis be a test. trying to see iffen my avatar werks yet….. NEENER NEENER NEENER.
Hi Melissa – I created a world press accoutn and uploaded an icon, but it doesn’t show up in my comments – do I have to list it in the URI section of the comments?
no it takes awhile… mine took 24 hrs.
Fabulus floofiness, graseful layed-bak poschure, and teh eyes that say, “not onlee am I smarter dan u, I’m secksier dan u also.”
Dis bebe is teh very distilled blak & wite essense of CAT.
Tray magnefeek!
“Wot eez black, wahite, ande fluffee, ande haz jusst feeneeshd berreeying yore huzbend in zee sandpit?”
NEXT!
LOL!
Ur cleen whyte sheetz. I rubz mai blak furr on dem.
Ur black wool slax — I rubz mai whyt furz on dem. I r vursatyl.
(I r also nao bonyfied WordPress user fmrly noan az susie.)
Ur cleen black wool slax. I rubz mai wite furz on dem. I r vursatyl.
(I r also artsit fmrly knowed az Susie, nao WordPress accowntholdr.)
Sorry, first comment didn’t show up for 12 hours.
Wut? Jenny say koi? Teh beeg feeshies–dey almost as tsty as teh cheezbrgrz!!
grrrrrooaaaaaaannnn
=))
Well, that curtanly dint werk da way i plannd. spose to be smily rolling round on floor laffing! *grumf*
Sumhow dis pic remines me of those odaleesk payntings yu see feechered ovur teh bar in Gilded Age saloons.
Say – Odalisque would be a gud name for a floofy girl-kitteh.
Cud bee Spannish kitteh –
“Yoh soi lah Maha Dessnoodah.”
Woo! Majer rateburgers for teh Goya refurence! Thats exakly whut I wuz thinkin of!
yes, and when you call her you can just
yodel:odalesque
she can haff kittehns hoo lissen to manik sownz ov bandz hoo juss wanna be The Cure and thay wud be Odaleskemoez
yodel:odel:eskimos?
dey travel d land in odeleskimotorhoems and if day gay an gotz noware tu liv day are odeleskimotorhoemlessekshuels. yur turn. ow.
Odaleski hoo?
This kitteh looks a little like Kirstie Alley. Has kitteh called Jenny yet?
iz Pepe Le Pew’s sekund cuzin twaice remuvd!
No hablo french
ingles por favor
muchas gracias
itz a haik
u!!!!iss mah own bedroome
i dun hafta waer pans if i don wanna
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A french lolcat! \o/
I haz t3h secksayyyyy!
U R weekz. Kannawtz resisst
Tabboo Belleh Rubz
Mai Purr kontrolz U
Maykz U do theengz I enjoyz
U may kontinyoo!
Fingerz in mai furz
Lower. Slower. To t3h Rightz
Itz gud to be King!
Jack.
Oh, Jack, u dirty boy……..
Okay, that turned me on a little.
Uh-oh.
LOL-Fran-says!!!
Iz Fisk!
However, all of you, you have a good french
omg i have those same sheets
omg kyuuut
can anyone give meh teh original pictarz? I would love you forever and ever and give you many cheezburgers in compensation :3
i dont get it
OK that Preety weird