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ZOMG lolcats facial expression for teh win!
cat seys “zOMG mah fayveroute arteest!!11!!11!!”
how much is dat kitteh in de windo???
or
vampire cat vs ghostzilla cat now in techni color…
Holee cannolii, whut’z he so hissssed off about? Sumone steelz hiz cheesburger?
It’s from BORAT!
OMGROFLCANADIANBANANASFTW!
Did teh tard git owt?
Kitteh no pretehnd dat moovy wuz funee. borat ftl kthxbai
Dis how I’z gunna dress fur Halloween. U like? Kthxbai.
just remember – once you go black…
…yu get f@#%ed up in Texas? …wot?
Youz not thinking of trading me in for one of dose black cats, iz you?? Mebbe they makez better watch cats becuz they scary-looking, but I can be scary too! Wait — I make scary face for u…
Oh crap! Teh hyoomin found my pr0n mags! Run away, run away!!!!
nk, i’m thinking of going broonett. watcha think, huh?
Mebbe darker? Here, i can look liek dis model, right? huh?
I put it on my catdit card?
is funny cause now when i looks at mah kittehs (Lilly Munster and Mischief Managed, Lillers and Missy for shorts) I thinks in macros. I was eattin sum left overs from dinner last night and kittehs was beggin, as kittehs so often do. Missy jumps onto my lap and steals a noodle!! all i can think is “ur noodles, i wants them” and laugh laugh laugh. boyfriend thinks i is crzy at this point, and lillers runs in and pounces missy and steals noodle from her!! hissy fit ensues and all i can think is “nooo, they be stealin my noodles” and from lillers, “wat? i is helpin!”
i think is lolcat-itis maybe? i can has cure?
U is lolpossessd! LOLZ!!
no cure fur it. wunz in ur blood, it stayz dere. i has same problum, so join da club! only i say stuff out loud! u at leest jus thot it!
Luv luv luv teh kitteh’s names!!
yes, yes. got Mischeif Managed after teh third Harry potter book comed out and she was verily mischiefy, also, dissapears and reappears as if with help of mauraders map!! always knows where mommy is!! Lilly munster is teh kitty baby of teh family and was named when teh actrwess who played lilly munster on teh tv died a few months ago.
U has a LOLCATaphrenia as indicated in the DSM4 – U has become LOLCATonic !!!
Finally, I get why it’s called CATatonic Type!
1. motoric immobility as evidenced by catalepsy (including waxy flexibility) or stupor
2. excessive motor activity (that is apparently purposeless and not influenced by external stimuli)
3. extreme negativism (an apparently motiveless resistance to all instructions or maintenance of a rigid posture against attempts to be moved) or mutism
4. peculiarities of voluntary movement as evidenced by posturing (voluntary assumption of inappropriate or bizarre postures), stereotyped movements, prominent mannerisms, or prominent grimacing
fits every cat i’ve ever had . . .
“waxy flexibility” FTW!!!!!
u reeallise dis is VERBATIM frum teh DSM4! furr rly . . .
oh…I thot it wuz describing me when i’z in front of the pooter reakting to lolcatses.
If iz anee consowlashun, m.maiden, mah boyfren and ah haz entyre IM conversayshuns in LOLspeek. Wee even sumtymes says wee lufs eech uffer (“klufubai”) in teh kitteh-speek. Iz a sikness, I tink.
Awlso, I’z a riter in reel lyfe and laytlee, LOLspeek been creepin intew my regyoolar werk. Gud tink ah catchuz it so far cawse not all mah clyentz haz teh sens of hyoomur cuz, yoo noe, sum hyoomins iz teh stoopid.
oh noes! good thing you is catching them first! I works in mortgage office so all day long i is bored on interweb answering phones. a couple times now when i know is someone i know calling “hewwo? i can has mortgage, how i help u?” boss thinks is funnnnnny, but boss my mommy, so all is good. lols. normally family businesses are hard, but this time it is fun, mom, me, aunt, cousin, gramma, all working in same lolcat loving office
oh i want lolcat loving office… sumtimes during “impulsive moments” (I has teh ADD, so I gets quite a few of deze…) i says fings like “DO NOT WANT!!” (eg when colleagues tell me about naggy users…) at work out loud. But colleagues expecting non lolcat GERMAN answerz from me. they iz very confused when i doez dat. lolz
but is teh funnay! I tries to explain and sends them lolcatz by emeow.
i just know, dat very soon, i will be blurting out “ur doin eet wrong!!” to teh pplz at wurk, coz, well… u know eet alreddy — they eez doin eet wrong!
There’s no cure for this.
However, there is one thing you can do:
Carry a camera on you at all times.
just wait til u get to teh next lvl of lolcat-itis and use it in rl!
i iz speakin wif boyfriend in lolcat – and we iz native germans! lol
does we needz to go see teh DR?
AH! You founds my pr0nz!
I rede it foar teh artikels.
Suuuuuuuuure u did. Kitteh porn not allowed in dis houze. Goin in da trash!
I liiike….
ROFL great expression
Iz a kawfee tabul book…..
Like ur birdie avatar, ‘lissa!
I have a kitteh avatar attached to my wordpress acct, but since I couldn’t get that acct. under the name “Menopaws” (some other middle aged fart apparently nabbed it first) I had to settle for the moniker “janedood.”
So am I correct in assuming that to use the avatar here, I would need to change my screen name … again? (Last time it was PlainJane until I discovered there’s a blogger by that title; hence, Menopaws.)
Sorry to be a ‘tard, but inquiring minds wanna know.
Yesh. U gotta change it.
And tanks. He been a vary bad boi today,, shriekkin himz ass awf!!
If ur gonna use sumpin ’sides janedood lettuce noes plz? I dunna wann worre agin.
Speekin of still no werd from Tiny chhezburger or Teho! I finkin Teho is outta town foar teh 4th. He haddnt been MIA for too long
Thanx, ‘lissa … okay so now I’ll be janedood, not Menopaws (sorry to worry u … u so sweet!). Am beginning to feel a bit schizo!
Yeah, Tiny Cheez … wish she’d check in. Hope she’s OK.
I hope I didn’t embarass Teho the other day with my attempt at an off-the-wall joke that went srsly lame! I feel bad about that…
Nah. He has posted since den I fink he on vacay. he forgave u hunee. He gave u forgivburger.
*pat on back* (((HUG))) *****SMOOO*****
I tink Teho an wifey ar bizzy wif dere sick kitns. Dere fawster mamacat hadz bebehs and dey iz bery smal an bery sikly. But dey iz doin bedder naow.
Poor little bebehs. Teho an wife do such gud wurk … I admyr them.
(nuts to the avatar, btw … i wanted mai name back!)
Aye wuz wunderin lasterday bout Teho….haven’t seen him post in a while…..and TC….I hop sheez doin ok…..and Meno….BIG thx fur takin bak yur name!!! Aye getz eseelee kunfuzed!
Darlin, we all kunfuzed! Iz hyoomin condishun!
Whut b teh blogg addruss fur r meebo ruum meatin dayte? thxkbai.
Um. I fink It r yvi? When she posts a comment u can click on her name an go from dere. Or a previous comment.
But I see u been dere. I r confuse.
I lyv in stayte of confuushen. I ben dere but I’s neded 2 bukmark it. I’s gets lost.
Or r u askin where meebo ruum is? Meebo room here. Look onna rite hand side of page? U see all teh ritin in bloo? See where it say we has a meebo room? dat it jus clik on dose werdz an u there. k luvya bai!
Uhm Menopaws/janedood,
when u log into WordPress, go to “Edit my profile” and there u can set first name, last name and nickname… Just put Menopaws in there sumwhere, and then select it in teh dropdown menu below the names fields.
Then u will show as Menopaws! 
The nickname you use in ur posts must not be teh same as wordpress user name.
OK, Yvi, many thanx for info … will give it a try … ‘puter stuff confoosing for me!
“janedood, Menopaws, PlainJane” … whatever! In overall scheme of things, having an avatar not so important … but I’ll have another go!
Iz Caturday yet?????
in my timezone is Friday 1 pm.
I iz only a few hrs away from teh weekend and Caturday! 
Hai Yvi! (Back to Menopaws, az u see … *sigh* I givez up!)
I hav the phunniest pixtur in mai hed of u speekin teh LOL in english … in germany! That must blow theer mindz!
yeah eetz funnay!
but except for teh accidental lol-blurting at wurk, i only speakz eet wif my boyfriend who also likes teh lolcats and wif a good friend who speakz english wary well and had a look at lolcats, coz i made him *hehe*, so he understands me, and can talk back appropriately. ;D
he alwayz be talkin about computerz and teh like, so i also get to give him a lot of WTF???-stares, *g
O gud … my CATalog arriv; i purrruse neow, thx.
That cat…
thats a creepy cat.
Kitteh lykes pitchur!
Haz no Moniez, but will trayd
Cheezburgr for it
Moar pitchurz insyde!
Kareful nawtz to skratch payjez
Uv Prettee Kittehz
Paypur’z warm an slikk
Dey open up nice an wide
Gud bed for a Nap
Jack.
Sure it’s nice….but it’s not exactly an iphone!
Outstanding … I’d pay a couple dollars for that …
OMG!!!! WTF r u waring???
Plz put pantz on NAOW kthxbai!!!!!
oh wows
dis ishoo ov skeery stoarees monflee
iz reely skarey!
i hadz straynge dreem, sawded other cat in ur purse, wuz big black cat wif big teef. wut u meen wuz not dreem?
Iz OK I pae wiff kwarters? Wuz paid off wiff em a few dais ago wen wuz hainging owt in toy masheen wiff sum furree stuft anamalls.
Consent is not required!
Kitteh’s fays iz da best!
In Soviet Russia cats can whistle…
No, I’m not really sure what it means either
No, no, kosmetik denntistry not too xpensife – I gotz broshoor.
I’ve set this as my desktop background – anyone else?
Cynthia was devastated when she got the test results. Following an unfortunate laboratory incident with a radioactive bald hamster, she would never again be able to live with a 3d kitteh without exploding. Fortunately, her friend Tesla had an impressive grip on physics, utter contempt for God, and too much time on his hands. Although his first attempts produced labradoodles and crash-bandicootz, he eventually rewarded her patience with the two dimensional companions she would come to know as Zeen and Reflecto.
that’s one surprahsed kitteh!
Borat kitteh.. is great success!
Gud nayme!!
Indeedz!
w3ll 1 g3t th15 0|\|3
translation: well i get this one
yup, the cat wants a spooky poster (sort of spooky, more like a picture of an angry cat)
v4|\/|p1r3 k1ttj!!!!
translation:vampire kitty!!!!
LOL XDDDD
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