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kitteh has a kuribo – the next step to world dominashun! O.O
I tink next step might be getting a second kuribo?
and then world dominashun!!!
ya’lol with me?
Dis boot has teh odour. Pleh. But kitteh is kute.
Ya lost me on this one, what’s a kuribo?
Hey Meg,
see link below pic for pic of Kuribo’s shoe.
Is from Super Mario.
I had to look it up to. Here’s an explanashun:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Kuribo’s+Shoe
A goomba in a boot.
“Kuribo’s Shoe” iz speshul powr-up in “Soopr Mario Bros 3″. Goombaz jump arownd in dem and if u jump on dem, u getz da shu. Letz u jump hi in da ayr, jump on spynee enemeez, walk on dayngeruz turrayn. it’s grayte! Onlee in wun levul tho, wich iz sad.
Clik lynk under pikshur tu see da shu. See mah post beelo fer etimologee.
aah!
That asplainz everitink! kthx
& it is teh mostest awexomest powrup in game!
k, may-b hammer brudda suit, but this clos 2nd!
I iz der wit you, Meg. Since dis womanz not do vid games and didn’t even like board games as a child- I were lost on meenin. Tanks for splaination, yvi-kitteh.
And, yes, on wit the world dominashunz!
Ther waz a li’l kitteh whu livd in a shooe
He waz so cyoot, we din’t kno wut to do
That clodhoppr look lik it cud be ’speshully pungent … bebeh kitteh seem ovrwelmd bai aroma … “Oxegin, quik! … *gak*!”
OHNOES!!! THINK OF THE LOLCATS!!!!1!!
ur footstank…it chokes me.
blarg I am ded
clodhoppr. dat Daddeh werd. Kitteh’s name is Clem Cadiddlehopper.
Dat iz mah Daddeh’s favrit naym, tu. I tink he wud hav naymed me dat, if Momma had let him. An if I had bin a boi.
Always a catch…
OO: Kuribo FTW.
A itsy bitsy kitty climbed in teh watah shoe
Watah went a hoppin, kit not know what do.
Foot came down, kit get aout,
kitty climb outta shoe’n shout.
I fail at kitty poetry. Is kyute though ^_^
Is soooo kyute!
I fink shopkeeper lied wen he sed it was my size
“wun sighs fits all…all of yer body!”
ah ha ha. sowndz lyke a shoestore come-on line. iz lyke, “hey beby, iz dat a laddr in ur stokking or a stairway to heaven?….. oh….. iz a kitteh in a boot…my bad….?”
Doan wurry. It wil ryd up wid ware.
No kitn, u has a kuribo’z SHU. “Kuribo” iz Japuneze wurd fer “goomba”. U no haz goomba, u has hiz shu.
Dis shu maik nice change from teh litterbox
da sox com alyve.. dey nead 2 be wash’d wen dey get lyke dis..
iz lookin 4 Cagney
Canadjin Kitteh iz aboot to Canadj.
PLOP! ohnoes! – now where is dat racoon suit?!?
U wantz regyoolur or tunookee?
TAHNOOKI SUIT ppleeze!!!!
OK. U can has turnin intu statchoo.
I’m in ur boot camp
Kickin’ some recruitz azz…
I’m in ur boot, pretendin’ to be teh Blue Meany….
wee aw liv inna yeller submareen
yeller submareen
yeller submareen
das boot? you mean, this boot here?
“trapped on a german U boat, somewhere in the north sea…”
( oh, never mind )
Where will we go, Max?
Argentina?
“ai still doan knoe wot to ware wiv dis orenj alurt”
needs matching feather boa
that wud be hot an freeky, mayk kitteh look lyke a cowzfut crossd wiv an oztritch. “hmmm…wot shud i wore on terrer tuday?”…
terrier tuesday? um, a terrier?
but thare is war on terrier? cud get sented to pownd at Gitmo where dey board peepl an worter. mebbe maeks senss. mebbe kitteh eeted entyre soljur?
Oh noes, dat wud be a cat-astrofy!
it’s a puss in boot!!
Kutbakz at childrnz feetur meenz jest wun.
.bwahaha. SBT FTW.
“stay toond – layter, we b showin ‘Sno Wyte an the 7th Dwarf’, ‘Lazy & th Tramp’, an ‘Goldilox an th 3 Beds’. Popcorm an chooin gum iz avaylubl in th foyer, juss chek th carpet and dark cornrz – yul fynd sum”
YESYESYESYESYESYES
WIN AND AWESOME
Heyyyy -cool! Where yu get yur name, SP?
Wunna my kittehs’ niknames is skitterypoof!
Close!
It’s a modification of ‘gottahavethesparkly’ which was too long.
Cookies for who can tell me where that comes from.
Jeremy from THE SEKRET OF NIMH!!! gosh, I haven’t thot ov dat in a wile…I LUVED that movie wen I wuz little!
)
^^ awsum movee that
i can haz cookies nao?
)
*offers oatmeal scotchies or choklit chip*
mmmmm choklit chip pleez! *nom nom nom*
clothses…ur doin it wrong!
Dis kitteh’s a shoo in fur kewtest pichur of teh week.
*groan*
dats it, you iz banned again!
lol! ;o)
This is genius! I think it doesn’t have 5 cheezeburgers because some of the young punks who never played SMB3 don’t get it. Whippersnappers!
Damn kids. What is life without SMB3?
its-a big-a borin-a lief o’ uneksytmint-a
Iz in ur shoo takin a poop.
You are find kuribo’s shue? Luuuucky! *grins*
“n e won seen muh chilldrins?
How sad 2 be given teh boot at such a yung age.
“yea i noes but i doan has enuff munneez fr teh biggah ahpartmint”
Kitteh lives in Manhattan…$1200 a month for diz boot!
Noo Armee rekrooting standrdz – 8 weeks kitteh old enuff! Kitteh reddee for surge?
If ya cain’t cry for our troops, den cry for de kittehs.
…but donut cri for me argentina!
*groan* I ban myself nao lol!
…da troof iz, I nebbur lef u!
Uzed to sing, “dont whine at me argentina!”
One seiz do NAWT fit awl!
aktually, dis size seems to fit AWL of the kitteh!
ALLWRIT NOW!! ANY BODY MEZZES WIT ME & DEY GET THE BOOT!!
CURSE MAI LACK OF ANKLES!!
Stend? Iz dat u? Wat u do to TB??
remote demonic posession – I’ve been taking classes in it at the learning annex ;o)
i fink i ovurheard stend sayin “i made u a turkeyburger but i eated it” !!!
omg!
ohnoespleasethinkoftheturkeyburgers!
I made you a turkeyburger but then I turned it into a zombie to do my bidding – now if I could just transfer my hangover to it… PLEH
HAH! I iz immunz to ur feeb attempt to heepmotyze meh! I iz wearin’ mah tinfoil hat thingy…
curses – foiled again !!! and I still have my damn hangover
I hate getting old. NO FUN
when i had a stained-glass bidness, it registered name were “curses, foiled again.” rly.
Bootkitty otta make friends wif kitteh that had a shoe on its head.
Yeah, they’d make quite a pair!
*groan*
SNARK!
da fiRy of puzz inn bootz, Prepar yurzelf
Lil Jinjur Kitteh
Haz fowndz grayt big hawnking boot
Indestructibble
Sowndlee Enjineerd
Up to lookz. Daown to taykz Nap
Lastz forebber
Fat blak Piskettee
To play with. Theez Hewmins theenk
uv ebbereefing!
Jack.
Jack — u b inkredabully klevur!
I GOTZ MAH BUTTINZ!! I GOTZ MAH BUTTINZ!! YAY!!1! YAY11111! Gonna take a ptchur if’n I kin get mah POS camera to werk!
YAYAY!! Happy day for meh!!!
Tewtelly off thredz but whtevr!
In Soviet Russia,
The Buttons Are Coming! The Buttons Are Coming!!
(“It’s A Plot!… to make the world die laughing!!)
In Soviet Russia…. the button wears YOU! (sry.. but it hadda be sed)
At last….now I have something to live for!!! Buttonz…..gotta go check teh mailbox!
OWWW! Wont get home till after leben tonite!! How can I stannit??? Whut if kittehs get to maylbocks firs an hide tehm for ransom?
(An beleve me, BlueMax wood do jus taht.)
(“…naouw, Duffy, lets hav a lil chat about teh recent sammon shortaj….)
Jus make a stop by teh groceree store…
Dey soooo kute! an pakagin kute too. u can save da lil sticker dat seals da plastik baggeh day r in.
I SO JEELUS!!! Myn must be at mai P.O. Box … MUST HAV!
I tink myne b at mah werk plass — an I’s on vacashen!!!! OH NOES!!!
I can has 2 wayt till Mundai.
gatto
Not happeh kitteh. Don’t want to play sock in pantieomime. Want to be leading lay-dee. Suffring for art here. When final kurtin?
not sew bad. Leeding laydee iz jest playing hat.
Famus kitteh has been on ICHC twice in a week!
Puss in boot, Puss in boot,
Why you look so blue?
The humans knew that you’d look cute
Sitting in that shoe
Puss in boot, Puss in boot,
There’s no need to fret
The humans soon will rescue you
and you will get a pet
“Oh shit! I got the shoe! I’m so invincible! Oh! Eat it, you beotches! You don’t understand! I got the damn SHOE! It’s the shoe! And look at how cute I am with my little furry ears poking out of the wind-up sock! I am the cutest invincible shoe rider ever! Mario! Mario! He’s in the ULTRA green SHOOEEE!”
– Paraphrased from: Seanbaby, on Kuribo’s Shoe
im’ n ur boot… lef’n s’prizs
I might live in a shoe…BUT…the upside…
NO RENT!
Dufflepud Kitteh
… iz shaydin hizself wit hiz shoo
Des boot am made fer walkinz
LoL! I happen to also have started playing Super Mario 3 too. Kuribo is a boot that Mario fits into with only his head poking out, and it flies. If I remember correctly. It’s from Super Mario 3.
Kuribo is the real name of what gets called Goomba in the US, see.
they forgot to change stuff like that in mario 3 for some reason, so a “Goomba” rides in Kuribo’s shoe, and a “Lakitu” rides in Jugem’s cloud.
what if it gets stepped on?
th3 p00r th1|\|g
translation: the poor thing
this is getting tiring that i have to translate what you say in l33t because youre a stupid leet haxor ninja or whatever
t00 b4d f0r j00
translation:too bad for you
you talk too much
I has those bewts
but no kittehs. =(
Looks like skipper from Dragon Quest
The furball in the boot
Nao steps on spikes.
lolz, how do u add imagez to favoritez
*heddesk* OMGWTFBBQ!!!! it b a cayute kitteh, but dat b won of da wurst jokes on dis cite! i get it tho…