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orange cat sez “couch es mine all mine – go way brat”
ps:: KITTY BUTT
lol @ ur comment
this has been a test of the KITTY BUTT alert network
‘th bigger th cushion,
th better th pushin -
yu knoe wot ai meen’
sir mix a lot sez: baby got floof ?
u lyke plushybuttz an yu cannot ly
Had this been a real Kitty Butt emergency, you would have been given these instructions: “Jesus Christ, it’s a Kitty Butt! Get in the car!”
ROFL, WIN!!!
Ah reesembull dat reemark.
well, yez yr name do, cbsb, BUTT u mus not tak it prsonal.
lol, But it’s so cute.
dis Kats look familiar…
frum dis angull, don ALL kittehs look saym? lol!
oranj kitteh saiz dis iz mai koush, yoo getz teh bazket an nom-nom bag
AWWWWW!
u be brekin da rulez
Mai coush. Mai boks. U sleip wit teh dog.
teh oranj wun iz posin’….
Bowser cat gonna be rollin’ barrels down at Mario kitty.
P.s. I love the expression on the smaller cat’s face in the top picture. Someone put too much cereal on her sugar this morning!
Longcat izn’t verrah long yet, izze?
Wee kitteh gots into dah spice frum doon, i think. kwite bloo eyeballz.
oranj cat
“BYAKUGAN”
small cat
“kitty butt”
lol @ naruto refrens
Liddle kitteh eaten too many cheezbugers. Belly too fat for leaping. Kitteh have puppeh fat. Pleh.
Svengali kitteh dupes henchkitten to come to his kouchtop lair.
Yoooo are in my powerrrrr.
Must ….. resist….. he’s doin it to ussss.
I implores you, pleezs giv us a liffs?
An I gitz reel kitteh bed. U gitz dis flimsee chayr cooshin.
Poor behbeh.
He plottin wevnges.
Teh Littl Kitteh That Cud … “I think i can, i think i can …”
When kitteh reaches summit, will plant flag an do littl dans on big kitteh’s hed!
tiny kitteh puts flag onto big kittehz had. flag sez: PWND!
tiny kitteh: i claim this couch in the name of cheezburgers!
orange kitteh: what? you can’t claim it! i live here!
tk: do you have a flag?
ok: well, no.
tk: no flag, no couch! those are the rules that i’ve just made up.
Eddie Izzard would agree.
Lulz me teh Eddie Izzard!!! Woohoo!
AH! Eddie ftw!
OK: What is it Lt. Sebastian?
TK: It’s the Rebels, sir. They’re here.
OK: My God, man. Do they want tea?
TK: No, I think there after something more than that, sir. I don’t know what it is, but they’ve brought a flag.
OK: Well, that’s dashed clever of them.
(wee r lurvin’ teh eddiez!)
Dis R blatant discrimnashun against littul catz, i demand that ramp B instorled
‘k! den we kin do skaytbord triks!
it luks like orenj kitteh given stern advice or castin sum spehlz in top pic
wen we gotz aor sekund kitteh aor furst kitteh all WTF? an disapeerd for deh longest tiem an den wun dai ai wuz sittin at teh puter an feelz liek ai bein WACHED an ai turnz an seez furst kitteh lookin at me all I HATEZ U
den aor sekund kitteh gotz rund ovar in da street an furst kitteh looks smug evar sens
naow ai wonderz whut will happen to teh doggeh……
Poor 2nd kitteh … smooshed maek me sad. *sniffle*
Forgitz the doggeh … u watch own baek, lowlygrunt! Alpha Kitteh be puttin hex on u!
yu gotta watch owt fur dem alfa’s….dey sum sneekee lil devilz!
Dood, srsly… HALP
Orinj kitteh sez “Dis mah bed. Neener. Neener. Neener.”
um, NEENER NEENER NEENER be what CALICOS sez, cheez and rice, folks, you kin get in big trubble iffen yur furget dat.
OH, den da orinj kitteh just iz gitten redee to go ppppppllllltttt! Mah bed. Go way.
bullycat is meen. kitteh no liek bullycats.
Okeh, sport, that’s enuff. Pouncin & bouncin time ovah. Sleepy-time now, k? Tima go lie doun. Nite-nite!!
*sheesh*
But MOM sed Iz cood stayz up lait. Maaaaaahhhhmm!
Sensei Kitteh gib yung apprentis challinjs. “Do or do not… dere is no ‘trai’.”
“Bu Sensei! Howz i klimb teh kouch wit legz so small n kitty butt all showy?”
Uz da force!
“Maek ur mind a compleet blank. Lukily, we is kittehs, so dat not hard 2 do…”
Eef wee kitteh looz, hims must go west.
awsum uzernaim u has dere
here’s the original photos in this Flickr set.
I thought, “Wow. That looks like Milo and little Zumi.” Yaaay.
okay, malingering, dis link needz warning laybal to warn of teh CYOOTENESS! O DA CYOOTNESS OV IT AWL!!! i haz NO WARNING and i wuz obercum and forced to click throo foto aftpurr foto of da cyooteness of da storee ov Milo and Zumi…
hooever cliks on link, be reddy for da cyooteness!
When our big orange kitty gets to play with little kittens, he is SOHAPPY that he runs around on his back feets with excitement. I counted him taking 8 steps that way one time.
Did you then pass out from the cuteness?
to taking pitchers plz?
Beeg Kitteh mentors
Yung Paddowun payshuntlee
Awn fundamentulz
“Stretch befoarz U leepz!”
Sowndz sillee, but seemz tu werk
A smallz Vicktoree!
Paddown leeps daown
Forz annudder triez . Stretches
Eezyer dis tyme!
Paddowan much Win
“U will fynd t3h Cheezburgrs
And gib t3hm to Me!”
Jack.
i can has lft? kthx
A ladder wud b nyse…
you gots to be tall as me to ride on this ride. i only mak exceptions fur nice muscles…
ornj kitteh: ten’shun! u is in da catvalry nao. i iz ur sarjint and twoday u iz clime. i beez in twr watchin u.
bebee kitteh: sarj, halp! dis obstickle coars too hard 4 me!
ornj kitteh: sukz it up, boi! u is in da armiez nao! no C(at)-rashuns 4 u til u finishz da clime! hut, too, free, foar!
U mustd lnke bak!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/malingering/739864857/
Oh look! It’s Zumi and Milo – my two favorite California kitties.
5t1ll d0|\|t g3t 1t
translation: still dont get it
thats because you dont like animals like i do, i get it
you know like when you go to the circus they say “sorry but you have to be this tall to ride”
0h, |\|0w 1 g3t 1t
translation:oh, now i get it
of cource you do, because i told you
Lookz lieks dat kitannes azz haz forlin owt! paw kitteh, ewe god ah hemaroyd?
LMFAO
lol cute XD
lol
that b
CUTE