Doomed
photo by: cloud_nine
submitted by: menopaws
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MENNIE! I meen janedood! LOOKIT! U HAS A LOLPIC!!!
Iz fun! Can’t figgr out avatar, but can do capshuns! Weeeeeeeeeee!
AND … we’re FURST!!!!!!! Whoop-de-doo!
K …’lissa, once moar, wif feeling …. wurkz or no wurkz, itz Menopaws … thaz mai story an I’m stickin to it!
(Srsly, iz Caturday yet?)
hang in der, Meno….Caturdayz kummin!
ai LOLD wif much loudness at dis…
porr mousy
YAYZ for Meno!!!!! Ah lurve this pic!
i luv how it was submitted by menopaws
But..but I has cheezburger kitteh. I has cheezburger stash. u come. I show.
This srsly looks liek they are havin’ a conversation…
“And teh dog says ‘I don’t know if i’ve met him before–I can’t sniff his butt from here!’ Bwaahaahaahaa!!!”
Hamstardance Hamstar stuns kitteh with inane, repetitive song…
diki doo doo doo, diki doo doo doo, diki doo doo do do doo?
Doodley doo doo doo doodley doo doo doo
diki do do do do do
heh heh heh heh
hampsterdans ringtome – still wants!
then, kitty noms in retaliation !!! kittah gets indigestion but saves the day from annoying la da dee hamster !!! yay kittah way to take one for the team !!!
Deh kwestchn iz: hoo iz doomed, mowsee or kitteh?
Dem mouseez has srs toofies.
U know, if u look a little closer at teh background of this pic, it kinda looks liek dis mowsie might be on “point” for teh mowsie brigade coming up behind himz…
the ones who just ran out of frame?
“run away !!! run away !!!”
I wuz talkin’ ’bout all thoze little brownish lumps in teh grass. I thinks dey are teh ninjamowsies sneakin’ up…
i were tinking da saem ting
Bring it on, furball, I’ll kick your ass!
(The little ones always think they’re mighty)
having worked as a bouncer, i know this for the sad, ridiculous fact that it is. The worst incidents in which i ever had to intervene almost always involved some short dude who studied all kinds of martial arts to compensate for being small and then would come in, get plastered and start taking their issues out on anyone who got too close. it’s why i went back to taking office jobs
David mouse prepares to do battle with Goliathkitteh
Hallo. Mah name is Inigo Moustoya. U keeld mai father. Preepare to diee…
YU iz da 6 findereds cat!
Getz confoosing, doan it?
cut dat owt, yu guyz!!! I iz kunfoozed enuf….
But onee if U countz hims opposable thumbs!
curse my lack… but you know the rest…
bye bye boys have fun stormin the castle!
do you think it will work?
it would take a miracle.
bubye!!!
Incontheeeevabul!
Nevuh betz aginzt a Suciliunz (kitteh) wen def iz on da linez!!!
Sicilian Kitteh: nomma nomma nomma
i doant theenk that wurd meenz wut you think it meenz
Princess Bride FTW!
As you wish…
I’m pretty sure my pet mouse hasn’t ever brought home any dead lolcatz if you know what I’m sayin…teefers gotz nuffin on kitteh pawz of steal! NOM NOM NOM!
well acordin’ to hitchhikers gyde 2 teh galacksy, mices are teh smartest species on Earth!
soree, kitteh, but i needz ur brainz to findz teh anzer to teh kwischun uv life, teh yoonivers, an evverfing. pleez to be crowchin down so’s i can gets it. kthx!
dis picchur beez a clur illuzstrshun of thatz
“Yes, you may be all big a fewoshuss, Mr Kitteh, but I HAS OPPOSIBLE THUMBZ!!1! Nyaah, nyaah, NYAAH!!!”
“chomp!”
Oh noes, my commentz, they not be showing up?
Sure, they show up NAO. Where wuz they las night? Arrg.
hiding frum da mousie, silly!
(4TH try nao)
“Well, u may be all big and fewoshuss, Mr Kitteh, but I HAS OPPOSIBLE THUMBZ! Nyaah nyaah NYAAH!!1!”
CURSE MY … oh wait …
*pounce*
*crunch*
*nom*
Hm.
Maybe deez thumb thingz ar overrated.
kitty lacks impulse control. could blackmail mouse for use of opposable thumbs
… lolz, doomeds right unles tht mous is standin over a hole…
“Kitteh, hav yu heard
latest sientists’ resurch?
Mice r high in fat.”
u got yr ku bak!
you’re bringing sexy back?
naw, iz gonna buk th trend an bet on a nasty revival.
*gasp*
luuurvin the lolkiki.
YU ROTTEN KITS GET OFFA MY LAWN!!
And STAY Out!
and nao I seeng teh doom song! Doom doom doom doomitty doom doom…
{looks over shoulder for Darth mousie…}
invdar zim ftw!!!
Oh noes kitteh! Dat’s the mouse from “Mouse Hunt” — you does not wanna mess wif him!
“I may be small, but I’s wiry! Bring it, kitteh!”
uhh ooh I tink Ie jes pooped mye sef
i swears i no eat ur cheesburger!
mausie luks laik he reelaited 2 Stewart Liddel.
Appeerz frum no wayr
Hewminz kallz dis a “Rodent”
Nawt much of a meel
Smallerz tahn mai Paw
Kud crush “Rodent” lyke a bug
Mebbe I chase it?
Brayv furree Krittur
Last grayt akt uv deefyance
He kant runz dat far!
Jack.
Deth’s lolsum haiku
ringz chanjez on Lolkitteh
in purrfik foarmat.
Wurd haiku itseff
luk lyk speld in Lolkitteh.
U c whut i meenz.
Wen u thinkz of it
pome bai anime kitteh
wud b teh haiku.
Haiku FTW!!!!!
I stand (well, sit) in awe! BRAVO/A!!!!!
OH HAI FYI I HAS TEH AIDS. AND I HAVNT POOPED IN FORE DAYZ
Mouse, the u-ther white meat.
more chickeny than dolfin, joossyer than orfin, less rancid than Paris.
what isn’t less rancid than paris?
“I’ll have the skanky ho a la carte, please”
nicole richeez womitbukkit? jessica simpletonz blakhedgun? britnee speerz diyaperz? cristina agwileraz kreeyativitee? santaz sak? (ok, wun ov deez iz akshully fikshunal)
An naoh komz da word dat nicole richee is in da family way. Erg. On sooooo menny lebels.
oh PLEH!!!
That gurl so skinnee, wot she gonna giv birf to, a 1-oz. pixie stik?
a tad pole?
With the burgerz, t-shurtz, keyringz, tampaks, an compooter aksessuriez not doing az well az ekspected, Diznee cawld in a profeshinul to mayk Stuart an offer he cudn’t refyooz. *burp*
O NOES! Catzilla!
Der goes Mousie-O!
. . . in a teenie shannell soot, pillbocks hat, boofont hare-do, bugeye sunglassez. . .
nibblez reelized wot a wize desizhun hee had mayd by invessting hiz entire GDP in a satellyte-mownted kitteh-trakking lazer-defenss sistem wiv teh pin-poynt akyoorassee. Eksytedly, hee cawt hiz breth. In juss sekndz hee wud witness itz ekstreem powah for da furst tyme owtsyde ov sucksessfool hyoomin-tessting in labz.
ooooh, nibblz a smrt geek mousie!
Dis funnee!!!
vladimousie sez: iss kold war! He sezs bushy tailed kitteh is seeking a wurld of wun master, wun sovern. (vladimousie is not alone!)
nibblez wated, holdin his breff…jus wun mor step…teh trigger juuuuss under teh kat paw…suddionly, nibblez thot, “I wunner whut the colaterul blasst radius of – “
…wayt a minnit, reed d instrukshunz, “this spayss ‘lay – zer’ once fired will release a blasst suffishunt to level a citteh.”…strange, thay haz spelld ‘kitteh’ wiv a ‘c’….oh fu…
CAN WE PZ TAWK BOUT DIS!
Kitty sez:
MY CUTE PAW!
LET ME SHOW U IT!
Jesus Christ it’s a cat! Get in the burrow!
O noes, littel mouseh, RUNZ fer UR lief!1!!!
Obligatoree: HALP!
lolz….. thats cute:)
Ise gots torn inna paw.
Menopaws ~~
It the absolute BESTEST furkid photo I ever did saw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tanks to you ~~ right place right time and wunnerful camera stuffs. OH! and a great eye (or two)!
Brightest Blissings,
gahdez
I think u kindly, gahdez, but i only capshun photo … i not be the photograffer (doan i wish it!). Photo came from Gordon’s Lolcat Builder some weeks back … not know name of actual camera person. But I’m sure they appreciate ur appreciation!
(And I agree … is fabulous pic!)
phabewluuss kapshun too Menopaws!!
I do believe that mouse is actually gasping in surprise and horror! LMAO!
I haz pet ratzes. dis piktur made me
. Not so grate, aktualy.
But if mowse run TOWARD kitteh, kitteh get confoozd.
“oo, yu iz prey objekt? yu lookz lyk prey objekt. y yu not akt lyk prey objekt? I watch yu fr a minnit…JESUS CHRIST IT’S COMING RIGHT FOR ME!!! RUN AWAY!!!!”
Now I
. Is better.
BANZAIIIII!!!!
Tink of da mousies!!!
“look out, it’s coming right for us!”
Iz wunnerful pikshur. Mouziez not fotojenic, dun lik pikshur taekn.
Maed me LOL
Kitteh iz no match fer de dedlee powerz ov mousie-fu!
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=15354825&size=o
Thanks Sagecat :]
Hey Cäsar, Vorsicht, ich bin als Kind in das Fass mit dem Zaubertrank gefallen …!
Kitteh: “Yur fitin’ a war youve alreddy lost.”
Mousie: “Yeah, well, I’z known fer dat.”
Jesus Christ, it’s a lion! GET IN THE CAR!
PURE PWNAGE!
Yuo Shal nawt pass!
iGnatz mouse WANTS the cat!
Aw, nobuddy got mah Serenity refferense (above). Sad.
this looks shopped. i can tell by the pixels and because i’ve seen quite a few shops in my time.
well what if the mouse can escape or the cat doesnt eat mice or something
(my god im stupid)
j35 j00 4r3
translation:yes, you are
[...] we r doomed i sez. doomed! (but too kyoot to resist teh dooming…) [...]
Immenint Om Nom Nom Nom
Daz amayzeng wotz ewez fines wenz ewez goo galz yor uza and gayma naym!
meowse lookz lieks iz gowingz two pownse anne tair the kitteh ah noo wun!
phun e pik cha
lol grate pic XDD
mousy gon get PWNT
Utterly Infantile, all of you . Purr-thetic Amerikans.
sad
Dunno why people think these are funny
I love the mouse’s expression — ” :O !!! “
My thoughts exactly – my first thought when I saw it was “Mouse: GODZILLAAAAA!”