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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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.. given dat i haz to solve eet all in mah headz, since i cant holdz teh pen wifout teh *insert stend’s thumb comment here*
maybe kitteh should not be tryin to do crosswerds wif pen.
Use pensil
CURSE MY oh you beat me to it.
kitty could just use mouth? someone needs to make these lolcats some prosthesises for stuff like this – then again, they’d probably take over the world. then again…
Is it a cryptic crossword, kitteh? Day stump me too….
what is 11 leta werd for tasty?
Hmm Startz wid a C…
noootrishus?
cheezeburger is 12 lttrz
NOT IF YOU TAKE TEH IRRELEVANT LETTER OFF!!
chzbrgr?
You’re doing it wrong.
cheezburger acroz and catz belowz.
sumwon had to…
http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r203/Trowzers/puzzel.jpg
Veree winz.
Oh grate…two obseshuns in wun! Now I gets fyrd fur shur…
enyfing worf doing be worf doing to excess.
Xcellent!!!!
Iz much win! Kitteh can do dis, kitteh noes all dese ansurs!
wow! LOL! who r u and where haf u been awl mai life?
gasp – it’s lolcat luvrs luv in the making on Icanhas … ;o)
Tune in, next tiem, on . . . (swelling melodrawmatic moosik) . . .
Nine Lifez To Liff
Teh Bull & the Kyootiful
Az Teh Furr Turnz
All Mai Kittunz
Jenurull Vetrinairee
Gydin Lite (aka Lazer Poynter)
Pussions
Young and the Restless (perfekt az iz) (aka Best Alarm Clock Evar)
Jenurull Vetrinairee FTW!
wut abowt:
Daze of our Nine Livez
As the Wurld Shnorglez my Belly
Do u rite teh anseers in lolspeak?
onlee if u has posable thumbz. : )
Ay post anzers wen I get home frum werk – fer de kurios…
But hard tu maek puzzel wen speling iz awl ova de shop!
k- here is sulooshun…
http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r203/Trowzers/solution.jpg
Trowzers, u getz teh lyfetime daily deelifferees of cheezburgers! Check ur malebocks!
(I got a lil hung up on one wurd, cuz i no HARBLES lolspanyol lol).
Munch on grasseeass!
Ha ha! Kitteh bee playin u 4 a fool … wen ur back turnd, he do Noo Yawk Tymes crossword … in ink.
Ackshooly haz posable thumb, tu, but iz conseeld, lik switchblayd, enablz kitteh to play manee triks on u wen u not lookin.
Missin keys? Kitteh.
Orphan sox? Kitteh.
Teh last beer in fridg? Guess who.
Toilet seat up? Kitteh … or waz that Sten? I forgit.
teh sekrit teh winkin kitteh isnint tellin u? Switchthumbs!
switchthumbs!!!!!! dat’s IT! hee hee hee.
Prolly Sten. Tu much riks ov stikin if he sit on tolet, wiv all dat stuf glood to himz…um…nebbermind…
dang u manchefftr gardeeyin
an ur twu crozwerdz
now i gots gett moar asprin
Ai deman u put down that friggin pencil an pay attenshun to me … an doan maek mee say it agin! U been warnd ….
9 Uhkroz sez “meltd burger toping”. It sikz leturz. “Cheez” no fit.
Kurs u, Wil Shortz!
ai gotz sum cross wurdz but ifn ai uze dem too much den ai getz lotza leetl burgrz.
18 down… wat “minced beef and cheez curd samwich”?
*milk curd == cheez.
Cats can no do teh crosswurd puzzlz. Only answers dey ever come up with is either “meow”, “fud”, or “cheezbrgr”. Most of the time thoze wurdz do not fit. They keep spelling “library” with 1 “r”…
“libray”?
Luks ok 2 me…
LOL, yeah, dangit, everwun noes dat “liberry” has 2 r’s…
U spelz “libarry” wif a e? Iz u Briddish or Canadianese or sumfin liek taht?
Nope, I’s a Californikator.
Dat fayce luks jus liek mine whin I is tryin to finich da Sudoku puzzels.
mi two–iz musch rader do da crroswurd!
hey kitty, it’s too hard for me, too!
*strane* heerz wot ai fink ov yer *strane* stoopi hogwosh puzzel buuks. chayse sum frickin’ dust, hyoomin *strane*
Iz ok kitteh, try teh jumbelz.
iz dificult level…do not want!
my kitteh sumtimez maikes dis fase, and i fink to mahself, “dis kit needz a kiss on da cheak”
but when i kisses him, he jus gitz all limp and dyez insied a liddle
y du he dye a liddle insied? he shuoud be happycat win yu kisses hims
The look on kitteh’s face is priceless.
(Sorry, no HAIku today. Brain still not working after last night’s July 4 1am neighborhood explosionfest.)
no five, seven, five?
but K.O., ur speshul skilz?
crackingly puzzling….
4th of July noyz
Comz erlee de nex morning
Sleep in on de 5th?
Bad nayberz make noyz
firewyrks landing on my car
Call copz or Earl Scheib?
Loud bang: do not want.
Kitteh hidings under bed -
I stays in bed too.
Croswrd so hard I’m going to go sit in a big boot (is dis one and the nex one the same kitteh?)
Noooo….bootkitteh wayyy too small to be solvin yer crosswerdz
Grumpeh-face kitteh is grumpeh.
grumpy kitty likes crosswords as much as I do ;o( kitty sez “give me that damn sudoko instead”
Thay croswurds giv me dis fayce, tu. But thay nawt az bad az dat &^%$ Sudoku…
mmmmm too much eberting las nite….. too much boom, too much buds… no can think today… tomarrow we doing the words.
drat. seed covering, 4 letturz, i noes it beginz wif A.
(20+ yeerz of nyt xwurding an i still foretz dat wurd evertime).
Teehee PP, I have the same problem. Also, has that wurd *ever* come up IRL? I suspects is evil invenshun of Eugene T. Maleska.
oh but i yooz it awl teh tiem.
i just ordereded arilplane tikits to spend aril in paris. hopes to haf aril good tiem there.
HAHAHAHAHA! U r so clebber!
akshully, that sownded sarkstik, but i was srs. rly.
aw tanks f’us, esp. 4 teh klarificatingz.
i apawlogize in advance fur dis, but but but
aPod?
u shud ‘pawlogize after too.
(Didz u getz toppik i sended on sundaey?)
(yeppers–check yur mayle!)
WAT U MEEN “3-LETTUR HOUSEPET” NOT C-A-T????
hmph.
kitteh not “pet.” kitteh “supervizur” or “overlord.”
tru, tru. I gots one “tsar”, one “empurrer”, an one “madam prezodemt”. I jus here tu open kan.
Ah sens a bitt o’ win rite hear.
“3-letter word, ‘Kitteh scratching post,’ begins with L and ends with G…”
L-O-G? L-A-G? L-U-G? Hmm…whut iz it???
I havint lukked addit but ai finx itz “L-E-G” – tleast dass whut mai kitteh Gomez (whu is passt out wif teh laytist catnip toy rite nao) duz…funnai – he’z declaud. (NOEZ, afore yu start, AI DINT DU IT TU HIM!!1)
F*** it. I taeks nap.
puzzel upside down, kitteh!
mebee iff kitteh holded teh croswrd puzzel teh right wai, kitteh wuld haf easier tiem wif puzzel.
foar akros: “u used to has them”. ‘H_RB_S” dangz, kant ‘member
Kitteh iz puzzilled
Kannawt holdz teh lawng pencil
Luvs teh slick payper
Kitteh iz klevvr
Reedz payper throo Ossmosis
Keepz up wif eeventz
Skwiggilz in bawkses
Kitteh studdeez. Maykz no sense
Grayt place for a Nap
Jack.
Or, in this kitteh’s case, thru “Assmosis.”
luks lik disdainful expreshun to me: “pfffft! silly hoomans tink dis iz hard?!”
or: “DIS is wut for teh hoomin ignorez me on Sunday morning?? WTF?!?”
oh noes! don’t giv up!
doan gief up, kitteh! croswerdz iz gud foar teh brane..
ZOMG this is so cruel!! Kitteh cannot be expected to know a 9-letter word for “make clear”! Stupid human forcing lolcat to do crosswords is an abuser!!!!!1! Won’t someone PLEASE think of the lolcats!?!?
(BTW, it’s “elucidate”)
Dis kitteh look a bit liek wun of mah B-I-L’s critters. Hims named Monster (kitteh, not B-I-L. B-I-L shud be named azzfayce).
Monster is orangy-stripey kitteh too, but his stripeyz aktully make bullseye pattern on his side (tempting when he is being teh grouchy kitteh)
Monster is Lord of teh payperz. If there is sheet of paper on floor, he will strut his pompous fuzzy self over to it and plant his fuzzy butt right in teh middle of it. And WOE be to the one who tries to taek it frum him.
When he is doing this, it is teh funneh to put another piece of paper on teh floor about 2 feets away frum him. He will look back and forth between dat wun and teh wun he’z sittin on, the gets look on face liek “Oh crap, nao whut do I do?”
I hadded a oranj and white kitteh (hims pikshur is my avatar) who halped me grayde papurrs when i was in gradjyooate skool. I used teh living rume carpetz to spred out teh papurrs on and teh kitteh wud walk all over tehm. He wuz liek trayne conducter, punchin wholes in papurrs wif himz clawz. Lucky 4 mah stoodints he diddent leavez any other kines of marks.
Oranj and white kitteh hadz anger issues (itz teh red hairz!) but mostly himz wuz a sweethart. Himz name wuz Tuffy wich wuz naem he alreddy hadz when I gotted himz frum shelltur. It was appropreeate naem, but if I had changded it, i wudda naemded himz Basil, after Basil Fawlty.
wot has 3 leterz and rimes wif hat