YUR SEEKRET ARE SAFE WIT ME
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HOW DID YOU FIND OUT
u gots something in eye?
make me think of pirate kitty….ARRRR!!
damn these new contact lenses
Wuz simmiler problum 4 me tihs morning wif mah left lenz. A peece uv dust gotted under itz. i maed winking like teh kitteh but no wun thinked i was flerting wif tehm becaws teh dust maed ma ey watter and so ma noze thinked i was crying an started to get runny and terned all redd. Peepuls prolly just thinked i wuz sad to be in offis after 4rd of jooleye holliday. Wich is troo enuf.
Iz bettur now, sorta. Dust is gon but i is still in offis.
ZOMG!
Drew of toothpastefordinner fame talks about LOLCATS!
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/journal/journal.php?user=toothpaste&date=704
U is cute, kitties, but I doubts u can keeps secrets. The cutest ones are always the most devious little things.
yeah, teh sekreet, dat u iz akshually a women is soooooooooo safe wif me! *chucklez* *cross pawses and non-opposable fumbz behind sibling* :]
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink!
A nudge is as good as a wink to a blind man, eh?
CHEEZ !!! APE LAD IS MAKING FUN OF YOU !!!
kinda sorta… well no, not really
http://www.flickr.com/photos/apelad/sets/72157600296941365/
haha, thx for teh linkage stend!
diz is teh funnay! 
Oh yez, de ape lad he has much fun wit teh lol katz–he tryz to sell his lol katz online–me thinks he has teh fraudulentz.
I Noes Wut U Did Last Sumer
Wee tree kittehs of cuteness r we.
Heer we sits all cute az can bee.
not wun but trie cyoot kittehs
iz almos agin da laww
Wee makes yu ded of cyoot!
It was me that farted
an dis confeshun relaytz to piksha ov kittehz how?
Cuz like evrywon waz wonderin who done it so dah kitteh admitteded to eet…I fink…dat’s wot I got out of eet…
u doan fink dat Ket had overwelmink erdj to proclame flatchoolents online?
k. gess dat kyna maekz senss.
he confessin b4 kitteh can spil da beens, so doant go to tabloid mag
*snork*
“In dis ishoo ov ‘No Ideer’, we get th insyde scoop on global warmin – eez not carbon-based fossil fyools, eez webgeex faaarting. kitteh spilz th beenz”
Wen odder kittehs sleepins wes spelt cheezburgers. K.
uze givin cheezburger ownlee to me, right??? *wink* *wink*
Howevvah, mah siblins will be rekwirin cheezburger each for 2 keep moufs shut
The gang has a traitor
If doze wasn’t his burdders and seesters, Ai’d tink dere wuz buttsecks goink on.
i knoz u hid de cheezburgers bhin de bacons an de lettis
iss okey
i no eets dem till u leeves
Wot happend heer, stayz heer …
*thud*
5 4 teh rndm
Problum iz rmembring wich kitn u tel seekrit tu. All luk veree simulur, speshully wen u blynded by teh kyoot.
(cont’ing)
dun worre, your sekret r saf wit mee Pawis *snort* i woan tell no wun ur a skanky ho *snickr*
annownser voyse
“Paris Hilton – 1 in 3 kittehs under th age ov 12 weeks knows ur a skanky ho… *pleh*”
LOLZ!
8-]
Three kittehs are kyoot
One of them, he winks at me
Soon my hed asplode…
*Winkz bak at kitteh*
“Dood, srsly…U sure dat where you supposed to clip dat iPod Shuffle?”
Ur pants. Kindly don them. We are far too young to be witnessing such things.
But you know, if you squint ur eyez and kinda turn ur hed a little bit, it kinda looks liek….
a bald hamster wiv teh shyness?
…two eggz in a hankie?
(wit apologees to Dr. Evil)
Dood, shhh…don’t tell the others…I akshully HIDED teh mittenz…lolz
No alternate caption…just want to say thanks, I literally lol’d at this!
Much “awwwwws” from me and my coworker in crime………
il buy the cat on left plz hes or her is so cute!!!!!il give ya200$-to-500$
Is taht ALL? Look at teh plush ecksteerior! Lissen to taht motor; it purrs like a kittin! And teh footpads? Rich Cahrintheeean lethur, mah fren. Go ‘way and come bak when u is reddy to make srs offur.
No, i is not ownur of kitteh. i just taeks ur monnies. kittehs not 4 sale. u getz wun at hyoomayne sohsiety insted. kthx.
Yur seekrit r safe wit me, buts bruddr n sisstr iz gon tell evrybuddy!
Mai flirting skillz. Let me show u them.
hey, lets call dat big goggie, yu noes, da one wif dem baked-beens fambly resipee–he gots a teebee deel wif dood distwibution and market coberage…. he can get da werd out!
grape froot joose all ovar my pooter. is otay jus git doggeh to lik it awf. C’mere Luke….
LOLZ…i hab meeted the Jay an Duke frum who has baked-beens fambly resipee! hims is varee cyoot. dah doggle neway, the mans (jay) was veree nyce. i was streemly sad d’oh…dat doggle kan’t relly be talkin!! or mebbe hims was shy dat daiz. i dunno..but i luff him and it was fun to snorglez wif hyms an gitz mah peecture wif dems. i doan lyk baked beanz so i din’t want dat resipee….
Jus gimmeh a cheezburger an i woant sez nuffin!
A trio of kittehs -
big eyes an 3 tailz,
enrapt u, entrap u,
then send out blackmailz…
(Singl cheezburgr not buy much silenz!)
Purrfection!
OMG! It’s a Kyootness Posse!
We bee dah camoh kittehs…we bee blenden een purrrfektly wif our naturayl carpetz surroundeens…dese silleh hoomans knot even sees us makin dah faces…*WINK* see???
Haow YOO doin’??
In the hunnert-meter kitteh amble, Nod beets out Winkin & Blinkin by a lenth! Winken sez, “I wuz robbd – depth persepshun wuz orf.”
XD
much winz!
Hewmins hab seekrits
Tho nawt good atz keeping dem
Let’z neegosheeayt
We seez ebbyfing
Noze wayr stuff’z hid. Finding it’z
Whut we Kittehz do
Iggnoaranse iz bliss
Bliss haz a pryce. Cheezburgrz
Wennebber we wantz
Jack.
Shhhh, Kitteh!! U promusd not to telz..
I tink won uf U ratd mee owt..
Ur car keez, we hided dem. Gud luck bein’ on tiem for wurk today…
nice kitteh winkz at meh ^_^
[...] is not dat kind of [...]
lying kitteh is lying
Heh. U sed “fill in”.
Also “packing”.
Oh man. I can’t wait to hear what you guys have been up to!
Back to kitteh comments: U shur Shuffl iz supposd too go on harbls?
well, I’ve taken to wearing it there while at the gym and no-ones complained. actooly, they just avoid me ;o)
ugh. baby’s gonna tell me to lose weight again, I can just feel it – anyone know a good emergency liposuction service? I know CSBS’s up in LA – they probably have a drive thru lipo there. I’m gonna have to suck my gut in for days, AGAIN – not as young as I used to be. trimspa here I come – maybe I can be the next anna nicole, except for the OD part
Oh, Stend…..we lulz yu jus teh wai yu are!
But do you wear it with your afro wig and gold lame swimsuit? ^_^
I need to start swimming again, but have to wait for my newest piercings to heal first.
Agreed. We luffs teh Stend no matter how he is. Belly or no belly.
Man, if I could afford lipo I’d totally get it. But they’d tell me to lose weight first anyway.
Speaking of drive-thru, we have drive-thru daquiri stands here in New Orleans. Much cheaper than lipo. And much more fun, IMHO.