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plz to not yooz h0ly hand grenayd, i r not kilr rabbitz
Tim sez yoo iz !11!
1…2…iz 5
3, ser…
Iz 3!
but u haz nastee shrp pointy teef!
no no, i r jus harmlss lil bunbunz.
And I r the Toof Fayree.
Iz Vorpal bunneh.
Like Vorpal sword?
Yesh. *nods* Vorpal bunneh go shnicker-shnack on carret
That’s noo ordinaree rrrrrrabitt!!!
Run away! Run away!
Im in ur cave of care banog, killin ur nites
Jesus Christ it’s a lion
GET IN THE CAR!1!
jesus christ it’s a rabbit ???
jesus christ its a freakin killer rabbit on acid being followed by gigantix carrotz!
jesus christ its a freakin killar rabbit on acid followed by dancing gigantix carrotz!
p.s. sorry if this turnz up more then once, i keep trying to post but nuffing shows up.
they’re even teh same color, ears ‘n everthin.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/13/jesus-christ-its-a-lion/
Did teh guy in teh tall whyte hat jus say HAUSNPFEFFR???
Bugz Bunny FTW!
THIS IZ SPARTAAAAAAA!
That was definitely my first thought upon seeing this pic! Win!
yeah, can’t believe they didn’t do that.. lame.
Not lame at all- we just supply alternative LOLs. The Burgerz supply us with a nice selection to start us off.
Dis be BUN-NIE!
2nite we’z dyne (on lettuz) in HELL!!!
invisible carrot
Anyone else read “Bunnicula” in grade school?? LOL
vampire bunny! ftw!
no i readed capitaliscula coz i grewed up in east germany!
p.s. plz to check mah blog 4 meebo meeting on caturday!
in east germany, das capital reads u.
oh haha, Pittypat, I didnt even think of Marx when i wrote that!
i was thinking “bunnicula = evil bunny dat sucks teh blood out of ppl, so wut were we kids told in east germany … that teh capitalism is teh evil blood suckerz!”
Is ayf den. Onlee byt veggabul, not peepl.
“Sayf”. Soree, wuz taipin tu fazt.
Paris Hilton stil in danjer, den.
U has win.
Very much winz!!!
OMG YES! I luvd those books!! The Celery Stalks at Midnight!! GOOD CALL – WIN!!
read to grade-schoolers!
I wuz just thinkin Bunnicula wen I saw dis pikchur. Bunnicula was full of win.
nope, but i gotz a copy ob it as an adult, sined by da easter bunwaba herownself! rly.
Bunnicula! I love Bunnicula!
I used to be in charge of the kids’ dept in a used bookstore. We couldnt get enough of it!
I gotta admit, I never really understood the Bunnicula books. What was that vampire rabbit stuff all about???
Bunnicula was, if I remember correctly (haven’t read one of those books in, oh, 17 years now), a vampiric rabbit that came into a family’s possession through doorstep adoption. The family cat (was it Chester? I don’t remember), was always suspicious, and the dog tried to protect Bunnicula to some degree. The first book was all about the family pets trying to sort out why vegetables kept turning up drained of their color and juices; further books detailed the continuing adventures of the dog, cat, and veggie-draining bunny.
yup. chester the cat, harold the chocolate-loving dog, and later, howie the puppy. menny advenchurs. GRAYT books for teh kiddos.
oh, and here’s a link for the helping. you can get all the books on amazon, too.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunnicula
luv me sum bunnicula! i stillz refurz to minyon onyons!
And Stay Out!
GET OFF MAH FARKEEN LON!!1
Stoopy kidz.
General Woundwort sez: “Bigwig! i getz u!”
“Efrafa Forevahz!!!!!11″
I luv those buks! Win!!
(OMG a WD ref!! all misty..)
Bigwig sez “Comn’ try, you crack’d-brayn slave dryv’r!”
Woundwort sez, “Ur doze, I has them.”
Bigwig sez “Ur doze, I takes them. Nyah!”
wired bunneh sayz: ur no doze, i takes one too manee of dem.
Little Demon seed muvee verzhun uv “Waturship Daon” a tu yung an ayg. Culdnt sleep fr dayz. I didnt c it agen til kolidj, wayr I finulee mayd peez wif it. Stil, not reelee a childrenz muvee.
I were trommityz’d by it 2… Good book tho.
Iz totally gonna comment “General Woundwort? Ur aliv?” ur sumsing. U beat me.
Watership Down FTW!
For Teh Horde!!!
Who tookded mah timothee hay?
*GNASH GNASH*
When I findz out..u be bein sorree!
Bunneh doant play.
timothy leary? ^^
No u cant have LSDburger, bunneh. No not yours.
teh way that bunny lookz, he mighta alreddy had lsd-burga!
bad-trip-bunneh sez: omgz! teh dancing gigantix carrotz wantz to kill meh! HALP!
LOL win!!!
Bunz eet a grass called timothy hay. Is gud foar belleh.
fank u foar explanashun melissa!
one grass makes you larger and one grass makes you small
and the green grass your mother gives yu
doesn’t do anything at al
go as alice
Ohhh yeah! Jefferson Airplane FTW!
I just watched a documentary about the 60ies last nite, and they said it was the first song that had lyrics about using drugs.
teehee ;D
MmmmMMMMMMooooOOOOOOOooooOOOOmmMMMMMMmmmMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!
MMMMmmmmmMMMMMoooOOOOOOOOOMMmmmMMMMMMM!!!!!!!1!!!!!!
MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM!MOM!MOM!MOM!MOM!MOM!!!
MOM!!!!! MOOOOMMMMMM!!! MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM!!!!!!!!!
Look I a vam…. MOM YOU’RE NOT LOOKING!!! LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK!!!! MOM!!!!!!!!!!
LOOK!!! LOOK!!
I a vampire!!! LOL!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOM!! MOM MOM did u see it?? MOM!! MOM look VAMPIRE!! MOM!!! MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOOOOMMMMM!!! Can I have a carrot?
FTW!
And this is why I’m waiting a long time before I have kids. At least cats are often friendly but not attention-needy.
U shud wait even longer b4 u has bunnehs! Hoo sez cats 4 not attenshun needy? I has 4 cats dat jumps on mah keybord wen I is typin. Dey eever walks on teh keys or licks mah fingers. Wun of dem bits mah noze!
“That rabbit has a mean streak wider than a mile.”
(Or sumpin. NEbuddy member how dat goez?)
EEKS! Shud be: Hoo sez cats R not attenshun needy?
Modses, we needs a edit funcshun.
Mine (one of) lix my ears when he wants attenshun or fud. Iz vry icky. Cant make him stop.
here’s a solution: dont sit down. ;D
Him likez to do it while I be sleepin. DO NOT WANT! Not the best kitteh alahm clok. Xpekially at oh dark thirty.
poor Shera, and I suppose, keeping kitteh out of bedroom wud result in “kitteh screaming attackz”? and not sleeping is out of teh question too.
hm, how about sleeping wif a helmet? Lol
i’m sry, just being silly.
Lock cat in deep back corner of basement. Close all intervening doors between cat and bedroom. If cat screaming attacks penetrate, wear earplugs for a few days. Cat will adapt.
LOL my kitties can be kind of needy… I sittin’ at my desk, doins mai homwerk, an Squeezle comz ovar, “meer?” I ignoar. “MEERRRR?” I ignoar. zhe ztands up on bak-pawz, reech frunt paw up patz my arm. “MEEEEEEER?” I luk at her… “whut?” “MMMERRERRREEERRR!!!” zhe sez. I pat her hed. zhe jumps on my homwerk, putz her butt rite on my chart I drawin’. I remove kiti frum dezk. She goze an whakz Baztien, who iz lyk “”MRreeehhh????”" (Kiti for “WTF ur problim??”) Den Kismet comes up. Zhe no mrrao, zhe goze “mrrf”. I ignoar. “MmmmfffRRRRRRRRffff?” I ignoar. She push hed aginzt my arm. I ignoar. Zhe bitez my elbow. I be lyk WTF OK I PAT U. Den Skweezl comz bak in, iz lyk WTF Kimmitz gitz pats? Skweezl whak Kismet. Kismet jump on dezk, hisssssssss…. Skweezl jumpz on dezk. Reerrererererweoeowoowoeoororoee!! katzkwabbl. Dey bof lonch frum dezk, notebukz flyinz evrywhar, kawffy tip ovar (NOT ON MY CHART fank gudnizz), kitiz play chaze-kiti foar a while… ’til Bastien happenz to walk near dem, den dey bof gangz up on him. Den he kom runnin in da offiss, ‘meh meh meh meh meh!” him sez wif each paw-ztep. “Whut up, boi?” I azk. “MMMRrrrrrehhhhhh!!!!!” him sez.
Yah.
An I kuda avoydid it awl if I had juz’ naglektid mah homwerk, pikd up da Skweezl in da furzt playc, snorgld her an’ helded her ’til she falled asleep, den continuud to hold her whyl she sleep-fartz. Until bof armz iz asleep.
Yeah, kitiz damandz attenshin.
elfi:demz sweet kittles.
i can has beeings of krayzee katlady??
::applause:: Excellent storytelling, and FABULOUS sound effects!
Elfi: send kittehz!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wee gotz same prollem, only changez kittehnamez: squeezl iz badcat, kimmet iz mushycat, bastien iz snickakitteh. mRROOOWWRRR111!!! one one eleven meow `11 !!!! hiizzanspittz mrrrOOOOOWWWR! den roomee comez getz mushycatz, pix him up an taykx him into bedroom an splainz to him dat YOO DOO NOT BYTE YR FRENZ!!! but mushycat tinkz diffrent an bitez eerz on badcat. agen: MMRRROOOOWWEERRRR!!!eleven!!!
Needless to say, kittehcatz iz a little bitz moar ennerjettic dan us hyooominz thoughted; meenwile snickakitteh lookin at mee lyke IS DINNATYME, mumma–wherr my rabbychow?? cuz I lurrrrrrrrvz my goooshybunnehfud: chicken an turkeyz PLEH, bunneh NOM. badcat an mushycat kikkin butz; snickakitteh jus wantz sum diinnaz.
rite now: hoominz iz drinkyn, kittehz is sittin in winndowz watchin peeplz outsyde bloe stuffz up. kittehz remarkably relaxiful for blowinupsness….huminz lil bit more conserneded.
lol, when i read that, i forgot for a moment that u had independence day, and i went like “wtf, ppl are blowing up stuff outside ur window? and u iz just sitting there, watching ur cats watching stuff blow up? O.o” lol… then fireworks and 4th of July came back into mah head.
I dunno. I’m up at 9:00 on a holiday after a night of camping giants because my cat insisted on getting inside the box springs again because he wasn’t getting any attention from the sleeping humans. I finally chased him through the house without my glasses, careened straight into the wall, and stepped on a bunch of bananas someone had left out. The bananas went in the trash (damn it), and I’m awake LONG before I want to be.
And Asscat is laying behind me, going, “Mama, what iz u doin up dere? I can be helpinz, I am boys.”
That seriously sounds like a Saturday morning cartoon. I mean… dude… wtf… when does someone ACTUALLY step on a bunch of bananas that someone else left out??? I’m sorry, I mean, good thing bananas are pretty cheap… but seriously… I think I saw that exact sequence on Tom & Jerry.
coffee spewing on keyboard…snoffee moment. LOL
Seward. Honey. I’m certainly in no position to comment on anyone else’s housekeeping, so please don’t take this as criticism; I’m just curious….
The bananas were on the floor because…?
Or alternately:
You were walking across the counter because…?
(Either way, that is one of the most frakkin’ hilarious mental pix I’ve ever had… you ARE okay, aren’t you???)
iffen it’d been my house, da nanas wud be on da floor cuz one or more ob da cats had tossed dem dere! i founded da burner grates frum my STOVE on da floor outside my bedrum door one morning. sticks ob butter in da water dish. nuffing srizes me here enymore.
and oy, do i emphathize wif da running into walls wifout da glasses on. sigh.
u can haz furniture and dishes? to put banana in bowl and bowl on furniture? ^^
Welcum to mah wurld. Mah boy cat Lyle luvs me — all gud. But must snugl me at 4 ayem — not so gud. Wantz to lik mah fais — pleh. Swatzes me if I iz on compooter 2 long. Okayzhunly yowls 4 no apprunt reezun, xcep 2 get me 2 pet him 2 mayk him stop.
Nevr had kitteh like him b4. I callz him mah puppeh cat.
use the force seward! lolz
Catz is not attenchun-needy? Den whut I useta haff in mah house? I thawt dey was kittehz….mehbe not?
Mine useta stand on mah chest inna middle ovva night, and STAREZ at me til I gotz up and feeded dem. Or pettted dem. Or whatevah it was dat dey thawt I needed to doo right DAT MINUT.
you don’t have my cat, do you?
Unless they’re my cats, and then they’re always friendly *and* attention needy.
My cat totally clamors at me when I’m on the phone, and my kid would never dream of it.
my cat, Tonya always starts freaking out and howling and chirping and making all manner of crazy sounds when i’m on the phone “PrrRRT, MEEEER!, NGYAT! RrrOW!!” it would be funnier if she wasn’t so incredibly loud and obnoxious when she does it. Shadow, on the other hand is quiet (because she seems to have no voice most of the time, unless she’s been packed in the carrier for a trip to the vet) and is a total lapdog of a cat. when she does try to make noise, though, it’s just the faintest whisper of (~~~~”eeowww”~~~~~)
not ‘tenshun-needy? oh, my. you surely ain’t neber met mine, den. once, i decided to count how meny times i’d habe to push magdalena mayhem (FirstCalico) offen my lap so i cud do my own werk. i finally gabed up aftpurr 35 times–she got Da Win, fur sure.
go look at da voting site and you’ll see my harrison, and jess, takin up my whole desk surface. dood ting i gots a pawboard pull-out, or furget using da mayn puter. and we gonna go into bidness offering multipal models ob da mewest furry screenblockers, in all colors and breeds and pawsitions.
we wont eben meow bout trying to get into bed at nite around da kits.
Mom – u glad i eez not tween rite?? >.
You maed me ROFL some makaronee salid almos on keebord!
i finx bun is just singin national anthem.
and i’s a Canadian bean
OOOOOOOO CANNNNNNNADAAAAAAAAA!
Aaan’ teh rabbit’s red glaaare -
Thuh boms bursting in haaaaare –
(Hoppy Indepundents day!)
No bombs in hare! That be cruel!
{ducking and running!}
And messy.
Happee belateded Canadah Day! (an’ ur anthem rox, way better ‘n’ ourz, has much melodee)
Moar ezee fer sing tu, I finkz.
Hapee Canadada Day (late) and hapee Forf (nao)!
He sing it in French or English? i was goes to French immerzhun from S.K. and we had 2 sing it in frentch, but at first we didn’t know whut the words meant exactly… i had no cluez wtf i wuz singing until like grade 5 when i saw the frentch wordz in print, and i was all like, “dude, it makes so much more sense now…”
I think is a francophone bunny, ‘coz it sez “attack!” n the frentch wordz is much more mlitarystick (if u read teh othr versez).
is dutch bun. singz dutch anthem.
(dutch buns havin teh blak pantz and whyte shirtz.)
I seak teh Holey Han Graenade uf Ante-och. Due knot maek me axe u agan seely hyommen!
Cloze dah door!!!!!!1!!
***bunneh sings***
….yaa.yaa.yaayaaayaayaayaa.dontz..want..skittles.yaaayaayaayaa.wants..alfalfaburgerz..yaayaaayaayaaa.i..dontz..have..flavorz.and.i’z.not.nutrishus.yaa.yaa.and.i.dont.taste.liek.a.rainbow…adn.my.name.izn’t….Hasenpfeffer…gottz.2.go.I’z.in.a.hare-e.
oh.sorry guys that display sucks
lol datz funny, like alice in wondaland bunneh?
no. it was supposed to be the skittles singing bunneh. and the text was too much for the post, I guess. oh well, i’ll go drown my bad in hazelnut coffee…
Skittle bun. Dat commershul crack me up!
I likes de cadbooree bunnee “buckbuckbuckbuckbuck” craks me up!
oh yeah!
Whatevr that bunneh wantz … GIV IT TO HIM! NOW. (i r skarred!)
Dah toofises! Vary intimidatin! But teh over end? da bunneh tail? squee squee squee!
i once got bitten by an agitated bunneh. he wuz not used to be handled by hoominz… had to leave his cage to spent two weekz wif me, coz his fumbly went on vacashun.
i maded my balcony bunny proof, so he cud has supervised outside hopping time after i came home from wurk…
at some point i always had to catch him and put him back in his cage…
so I had to step out on teh balcony – diz particular time i was wearin shorts, and bunny attacked me from behind and bit into my leg – eet wuz bleeding! O.o
freaky killer rabbit.
make you scream?- instead of bunny scream. have you heard them scream when they are scared? freaky. The wild bunnies out here are 0 for 3. When your yard is patrolled by a Doberman, Rotti-X and an Aussie-uh…bunnies don’t make it out of the fence.
But that’s what sight hounds do. I got the smallest fence openings I could get without using chicken wire (we aren’t allowed to use it by the HOA). I sorry bunbuns.
Blood-curdling screams! My greyhounds nabbed a couple in the fenced-in yard (greyhounds + bunnehs = chase/catch/chomp) and then you’d hear that shrieking in the middle of the night. I’d nudge my then-husband and he’d have to go out and deal with the carnage (hey, I handled everything else dog related!). It was NOT PRETTY.
I’z herd it too. Buz screemin is skin crawlin.
yeah shaun, i shrieked! it was scary, and very surprising, and *did* hurt.
luckily ive never heard a bunny scream, just sorta growl.
i see wild bunnies almost every morning when i go to wurk. derez a bunny fumbly living in the bushes there, and they iz out in teh early morning munching teh lawn! 
iz wary kewt! 
Iz calld a “scut”, teh bunneh tayl. Lerned dat ovur in teh Bunway Ayrlinez commentz.
pul up ur feetziez! *chomp chopm*
I dinna know how you got that bunz to yawn like dat. I just know it makes me want to have bunz of my own.
OH HEY! I needs ur votz. I sent a pikturr of my Cootie Cat to Chz and Tofu. So far they hav not replyd. I no they are Bzee. But I am Canadian and impatient. Goll darn it eh.
An impatient Canadian? This cannut be! U r so polite … eh?
“Canadianz am all polite” is ver big myth. U must never have bin 2 toronto….
didz u submisshin via Teh Chizburgar Faktery?
“Monty Python Unfair to Bunnies!”
KAreful! If I bites, yu mite get rabbies!
Dat bunny’s dynamite!
The rare cobra bunny prepares to strike.
bunny tinks he’s a donky
Heeeeee Hawwwww!
Caturday! Caturday! Caturday!
Ize sick uv deh Caturday!
Ize ready for Bunday!!
In ar howz, evree day Bunday.
THPARTAAAAA!!!!
see? mai mouf just teh rite size for teh CHEEZBURGER!!!! Gib it to may NOW!!1!
My incisors. Let me show u them.
I can has karot caek nao?
with his face markings, teh caption should be:
FREEEEEEEDOMMMM!11!!!
Lol Braveheart Bunneh.
“U can takes mah karotz, but u will never takes mah cheezbrgrs!!!”
aw!
that’s Bun-Bun, she recently died
Awww … am sorry. I take baek sayin she skarry … a moment of silence for Bun-Bun.
I sorry to hear dat. I kno u miss her.
Menee simpatheez. I shoor she wuz veree luved.
Shee wuz famuss bun, an veree purty. Dis face liek her regyoular foto face! Shee liek show off her teefs!
Bun will be mist, shee lef a grayt legasee!
she r immortalyz’d by her toofies. man-e simpatheeze 2 her ownurrhs at her passidge on 2 teh next plane of egxistense.
She were ripe ol age uv 15!!! Dat vera old for bunbuns.
aw, so sorry heather
LAAAAAAAAA!
or moar akyooretlee…
YAAAAAAAWN!
Nize wizkerz.
den der’s alwayz LAAAAAAAAAAAWN!
Sinunim for “LUUUUUNCH!”
OMG!!!! Is dems yuos harbls? me’s neber seed oens yike dat!
I haz pet bunneh, Two Bean Bags. Him iz male blak lop-ear bunneh. sumtaimz him get mad, attak meh when I change cage. Him look jes laik that when him mad. Him grunt, graul, then him lungez and bite. Him sen meh to ER minnie taimz fer stichez. But him VERY sweet and affshunate when not mad.
oh wow, dat soundz dangerouz? why dont u use motorcycle gloves to get bunny outta cage and put him in different cage when cleaning up his cage? will save u from having to get stitches.
psycho rabbit
fafafafafaffaaa runrunrunrunrunrunawayyyyyyy! ohhhhhhohhh yiyiyiyiyiyiiiiii!
U can ahs Talkin hedz!!
On a serious note, male rabbits are often quite agressive. They are often more agressive toward male owners and can be very jealous of female owners.
You might consider getting him neutered. Rabbits are at higher anesthetic risk compared to some other animals, but it can be done safely by a vet who is familiar with rabbit anesthesia.
Vet lecture off.
i had my bun neutered a cupple of yeerz ago.. wuz much bettr for ebberbuddy concerned. him wuz much in lub wit me.
think bun bun could come to our 4th of july pool party? I’ve lost my bottle opener but I’ll bet bun bun would be good for opening beers
“here – let the rabbit get that”
we’ll be cooking our hot dogs like this – everyone is invited
http://www.evilmadscientist.com/article.php/hotdogs
oh yeah! can i put LEDs into mine?
haha! 
we akshually haz all teh needed itemz at work. If I getz bored tomorrow, i can build diz, sneak sum LEDs and take it home to try.
rly soundz like fun to me! doz diz mean I iz weird? 
When I was a kid, My dad got this contraption for Xmas called a “Hot Doggr” It was a plastic type thingy where u put your hotdog in and on either end was a metal spikey thing. (think corn holder) You impailed either end of your dog, you could do up to six at once, close the lid, plug it in and turn it on, I electrocuted your dog. It had the same black marlks at either end, like stend’s dog.
I think we used it once maybe twice. PLEH PLEH PLEH!!
like this?
http://www.neighborhoodvalues.com/nv/kitchen/misc/35kc.htm
whut be skeerier? dat stend started dis topic (tanks fur da linky, definitelee will keep dat one!) in da furst playce, or dat he wented and found a playce dat had one ob ‘lissa’s memborees fur sale…. we not sure, akshually.
actooly I got both from boingboing.net – gotta love those guys
OMG THAT’S IT!!1! ‘cept our was a lil more modern, mid 7o’s.
U cud also rap teh weenies in foil, throw ‘em on ur car’s radiator an taek a nice driv … u com home an lunch reddy … onlee trubbl, car neow smell lik mystereus ded animul partz.
Hav srsly nevr tryd this. Sounz rite up der wit peepl hoo sees road killz an think “dinner!”
Pleez to hav peenut buttr sammich insted?
U so sillee! datr why I ♥♥♥u? U havin nice 4th? I wus supposed to work but i got out of it cuz we havin beeg corporate visit tomoree an it r usuallee mah day off.. day wawnt meh dere. So I gots 4th awwf!!! Cookin ribz yumm.. No fire werks :0( cuzza no rain…
Hai hunnee! I ♥♥♥ u tu! Oh noe … “teh suits” r coming tomorrow? Nothin lik a buncha nice corporate drones to maek ur day!
Yeah, had a gud 4th … hot dogs, cole slaw an apple pie (ur ribz soun GUD!), baseball, a tape (yessss, a cassette … quaint) of Sousa music … the corny stuff u do on the 4th. R park iz surrounded by mini farms, an all teh redneks get gud an juicd up an then shoot off firewurkz, so i jus sit on teh screend porch an take it in. Then teh ambulancez start wailing, taking teh drunken, crispy redneks to hospital!
Sorry ’bout the rainout … we’re finally getting some summer showrs, but not today.
Anyway, glad u had teh holiday off, ‘lissa! Chek u latr …☼☼☼☼☼ (thaz a 5-sunshine salute)
Hullo laydeez – sounz lyk yu had gud forf uv Jooliez!
Ai sat inna rayne n snow n funder n lytnin (jk onlee cole n rayne) fore teh Bahstin Pawps n Bahstin Fiahwerkz – wuz so werfit…OMGWTFBBQ day had hartz an numberz an smilee fayssiz an 3-D bocksis an sploshzinz lyk yuv NEVAH EVAH seen…*fayntzez* (multipull tymez)
Dint see it? K – see it HEER.
once (many decades ago) my (future) grandmother left my (future) grandfather alone in the house for a couple days ‘coz she had to go away to work for the weekend, and when she came back he was cooking a hotdog by sticking it on the end of a fork, and then sticking the fork into an electreical outlet. (He was an engineer; can’t you tell??)
Tuk me a minit tu figger owt whut u ment bai (future)…
Congrachalayshinz on gittin meereed sune!!1
Yesh, yesh I canz. I kno manee engineers.
Wow. Duz a bun hav enny teefs besidz da big wunz in frunt? I no see em.
Yes they have cheek teeth (molars) in the back, but as they have two sets of lips (really) it is very difficult to see them. A special speculum has to be used to examine them for malocclusions.
Used to see lots of bunnehs in job before this.
I will try to stop lecturing, promise!
Verr. verr inneresting! Tanks 4 teh info. I wil nevah french kiss a bunneh.
d00d, iffen you tried to frenchkiss DIS bunneh, here’s whut u wud heer:
:::SNICK!::::
…and u wud end up lyke dem tongueless ladypeople in “World According to Garp”–the Ellen-Jamesians. (Had to wikipedia that one–been a long tyme since I readed tat bk.)
Seriously? Dem bunneteefz skare me silly.
I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categoricaaaaaaal…
BWAAAhahahahhah! Hz much winz!
N thx fur stikin teh hole songz N mah hedz! Dmmit! Muh daze ruint nahw!
ftw!
Noez. Srsly. When I duz this, U can seez teh sunzchine outta muh bunnybut. U wattchz, K?
Dis Hawwwlway iz Myn!
Lettiss, Karruts stasht in bak
Payz tole or Iz byte
Tole is wun Karrut
Lawng, Fresh, Krunchee. Mai front teef
Kud standz teh Wurk-aowt
Hewminz no skarez me!
Muvez lyke Speedee Gonzawllezz
Teef lyke Bugz Bunnee
Jack.
That’s muh bunneh
Her name’s BunBun, and she enjoys yawning.
Shee booteefull an verree fotojenick! U luckee bunmom!
Wot joo meen u no has shoe inn mah size?!?!?!!1! I r not – I has big bonedz… NOT snorgle size!
Watership Down…
My thoughts exactly
U tastes lyk snozzleberries!
OH NOES! DEY BE STEALIN MAH FEETZ!
lol!
Iz tryying fer operra
Josh Grobunny hits a power note
is this the fat lady singing?
Nono!!! Bunneh iz floofy iz gnot fat!!!!!
DO A BARREL ROLL!
Press Z or R twice!
I haz nastee sharp pointee teef!!
I can leepz about!!
LOOKIT DAH BOOOONZ!!!!
KILLER BUNNIEZ!!
ON CRACK!!
And den I sez to her, I sez, “Hey Marge, he gots my teef the whitest he did! I tell ya, Marge, himz a great dentist.”
U tink dis foot luckee? Do ya, punk? I dares ya ta try ta take it offa me!!
Aw, RIP little BunBun. She passed away some time within the last week or so. Glad to see she’s still garnering internet fame and loved by the masses
She was a fine gal.
“He’s got huge, sharp– eh– he can leap about– look at the bones!”
bunni ohners! peez tellz me? Does bunnis cuddle in bedz in da nitez?
It dependz on da bunni. Most bunnis dont likez ta be picked up (deyz prey aminoos…makes em tink dey gonna be eatenz. Dey struggle to getz outta yr arms and dey can actually break dere own backs
). But, sometimez dey will jump on bed of dere own free will and let u pet dem. If dey really really like u, dey will also groom yr hairz.
Owned by 3 bunnis, so I nos how dey operates.
Yess. I lerned dat at vet job Bunz can braek back reel ez, an da tummeh? vary sensitive. cannot wharck harblz like kitteh, dat’s why dey needz speshul diet. Hairball can kill bunneh. I seen at vet. vary sad. :0(
yep one more useless bunneh fact, they cannot vomit. But “hairballs” in bunnehs are caused by gastric stasis, not over grooming. That is why they need to eat lots of fiber.
now u makin me go bak on promis
I heer u feed em punkin pi fillin. Lotsa fiberz.
not pumkin pie fillin, just all-natural cannedz pumkin, odderwise itz just all suhrgars
gastric stasis? like post anesthetic? major pleh – do not want
yes, i haz seen this in ex bf’s bunneh!
she was wary kewt and potty trained. cud hop around teh room freely.
wud dance/hop around my legs in circles in teh morningz when i got up. i read that meanz bunneh haz affecshunz 4u!
and she used to jump onto teh bed in teh mornings too, to get petted. and she’d make a sorta purring sound when we petted her. wary wary kewt! 
and she’d lick ar hands and arms! 
Bed = Bunneh trampoline, reaches peak bouncy at around 2 AM.
ROFL.
Mai bun has not doez diz. She only bounsez on mee if ai haz leefies.
HALP!
i m skurred!
Wabbit looking like a mew
Davros Kitteh iz vocoding “ek stur mi nate! ek stur mi nate!”
*duh* iz ov corse ment to be ‘Davros Bunneh’ etc.
“i is a bunneh, i is a soopeeriyor being”
tonsilz! I has them.
let me show them 2 you ;o)
*shame* I should’ve said that.
Mai tonsilz! Let me show you them!
Very cute rabbit. Reminds me of the one from the Monty Python movie… errr that one I forget what it’s called.
Iz teh bunneh ware yew says “runaway runaway”
Jesus Christ, its a pooka
GET IN THE CAR
Iz wererabbitt? Get Wallace, he can stop them!!!
Moar lyklee Gromit haf tu sayv teh dey. Az yooshoowul.
CHEEZ !!! APE LAD IS MAKING FUN OF YOU !!!
kinda sorta… well no, not really
http://www.flickr.com/photos/apelad/sets/72157600296941365/
They said “Trix are for kids” …
Now they’re gonna PAY!
Wow bunny teeth are scary…
MY TEEF
LET ME SHOW U DEM
Just thought I’d mention this particular rabbit, who’s name is actually BunBun, died a few days ago
Such a sweet lady who’ll be badly missed xoxo
Ah so sowwie bout dis, eez a bootiful miss BunBun who maked lotza LOLfreens LOL…she hoppin freely now tho..*HUGS*
she livd ta be 15! Verra long for bunbun. Her hooman tookd gud care uv her.
and here she be purracticing to sing wif miss beverly at dere furst bridge concert togethfur! maek a byootiful noyze, grayceous ladies!
look at da BONEZ, man!
that’s a pretty scary rabbit!
It looks like in very aggressive mood.
It looks like in very aggressive mood.
DO A BARREL ROLL!
Bun yawnz R da besterest!
Aggressive Bunneh Eez Agressives…
Aw, guys..BunBun (the bunnah pictured) died last week
I know dis bunny’s owner.
LOOKIE I BWUSHED MAH TEETH
Hugz to bun-ownr; i noes dey sad bout loozin dis bunneh. Eevn tho bunneh skurrs me, no doubt bun wuz much-loved and ownrz miss her lotzes. I wud feel bad if it were my kittehz, an love iz love no matter how many sharp teefez da critter haz.
R.I.P BunBun, and may many carrotz follow u thru paradizez.
she livd ta be 15! verra long for bunbun. Her human tookd gud care uv her.
:::: all da BridgeKits frum da TenHouseCats clowder and dere furriends meeted BunBun at da gates. BunBun gotted da grande tour ob all da neetest playces to find greens ob all kinds, and lerned what was awlways eggspected–dat at da bridge, those what mayke it dere DO all get along, and play togethfur and teech eech othfur new tricks and habe a WUNNDERFUL time wayting fur dere hooman peeps to come joyn dem. ::::
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN!!!!!
Ahhh! General Woundwart lives!
THIS IS THE WARREN….. (or Sparta, ur coice)
That has to be the scariest thing I’ve ever seen.
Ever. :O
Lion Bunny sez… ROARRRRR!
Do a barrel roll!
REDWAAAAALL~
SPARTANS! 2night we has their cheezburgers!
yo girl it me bbbrrriii to much lol ok
how mr.g???????????????????????
“dogs aren’t dangerous!”
i iz a v. randomenh ppl i iz ye
bunesday…. take lot of work