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UR NOZE


UR NOZE I HAZĀ IT

I HAZ IT

wow rly fuxin my perceptionz.

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  1. pooklee says:

    Mama sez knok u aut

  2. stendhalismo says:

    oh nose !!!

  3. Lisa says:

    Pssst. Pull mah fingur.

  4. swampy says:

    NOOOOOO!!!!!! Kitteh be steelin mah noze!

  5. Dustbunny says:

    Gibbee back by dose, pleeze!

  6. KT says:

    what you gon do wit it, huh? you gon smeel wit it? huh? huh? *crys*

  7. Seward says:

    O, iz dat ur noze? On mah klawz? I dunno, I don see no steenkee toonuh. How I no it rilly ur nose?

  8. Menopaws says:

    K … pick a paw, any paw; no, rilly, pick one!

  9. Lynxany says:

    Kitteh’s pointin’

    “Now, look, hoomin … wayk me up aggin an’ I come throo puter an’ sen u on trip to the moon!” Go away! Kthanxbai

  10. Margoes says:

    Noticz wine hnd emptee?

  11. Lisa says:

    POW! Rite in da kissah!

  12. Wayne says:

    Fst rool uv fite klub is. U NO TAKKABOUT FITE KLUB!

  13. bigphilly says:

    All yur nose iz belong 2 us

  14. MaskedKat says:

    When Iz closez one aiye, ur hed disipeerzes.

  15. Lisa says:

    Okay, this totally reminds me of what my sons do with each other.

    “Hey, smell my hand.”
    “No.”
    “Come on, smell.”
    “No!”
    “Just smell! Smell my hand!”
    *sniff*
    “EEEEWWWWW!”
    “No kidding, dopey.”

    They’re still young yet but something tells me they’ll never outgrow this. :-)

    (Oh. Crap. Can any of you understand my accent? Sorree…howz dis?)

  16. happyfunsmilecat says:

    I has flavr. Go head…try…

  17. Susan says:

    Gives baks mah noze, needs itz to smellz cheezburger!

  18. sarkastikgirl says:

    Pool mah fingr!

  19. Ornith says:

    My kitty getz mai noze alla time. Usually cuz hez all “I kees u!” but kant reech mai face with hiz kittung. (He luvs luvs luvs to give keeses.) And then im all “hey, no pickin mai noze!”.

  20. B! says:

    BlurryPar Kitteh has… blurry..Paw….

  21. BonzoGal says:

    Daddy kitteh pullz dis wun on kitns. “I has ur nose! I do! I has it!”

  22. BonzoGal says:

    Invisibul ray-gun! PEW PEW PEW!

  23. doctorcat says:

    Talk 2 teh paw!

  24. D. says:

    ur pawz, so stinky

  25. The Crapture says:

    “i finkss i wil keep ur noze, but u kin has bak teh stuf i fownd insied… PLEH, and double-PLEH DO.NOT.WANT”

  26. Mingcat says:

    Is this Beastly cat?? Looks like it..

  27. Logan says:

    I R Pistal Wippin’ U

  28. Chris says:

    Oh Noes!

  29. Chris says:

    I has a nose,

    Oh noes, they are stealing my nose!

  30. Kit says:

    On closr inspkshon, it woud apeer dat I iz being givn da bird.

  31. MoNkEy says:

    *suckerpunch*

  32. Melissa says:

    Not givin back ‘nless u gimme cheezburger!

  33. LOLDemon says:

    Lazt fing u see avter tellin kitteh hao kyoot kitteh wud luk drezd up in adorbul littul owtfit.

  34. monkeypants says:

    i be seein dis ebbery mornin…mah kittah iz be waikin mee up by hitting mine fayce wif her paw and sniffing mai fayce and she be sayingz “meow, meow” beri beri lowd in my ear…I openz mai eyez and I be seeings hooj kittah fayce and kittah paw on my fayce!!! Iz good alarm klock ai finks

    • Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

      Way bak in teh dayz afore I has teh allergeez, we wuz kitteh-sittin mah cousins cat. She was dainty Siamese lady kitteh who quickly became mah frend. Every morning she would slink into mah room and sit on my pillow next to mah hed, then take a paw and smoosh mah nose. When I would open mah eyez she would look at me liek “Dood, ur noze wuz makin’ a funneh sound. I fixed it for u.”

    • whiskers says:

      when i had mai decible kitteh, he wud wak me bai sittin on mai chest. thas 18 lbs o kitteh every mornin, an stikkin his little wet kitteh nose on mine. i miss that kitteh so much…

  35. mystique says:

    Sorree…u has a cliff hangr…is k i gotz it….pleh…

  36. typingisnotactivism says:

    “Yu see dat? Yu see dat” *WHAM* “…now, wot i’ve got to offer yu ain’t enny kind ov fun – but datz az gud az itz gonna get. An it aint eber gonna get dat gud agen.”

  37. Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

    PEW

  38. Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

    Ah weel crush yoo liek a bug!!!1!

    • typingisnotactivism says:

      luv dat but also just reelized ‘ah weel bug yoo liek a crush’ haz meening 2. …!!!!….

  39. duffy says:

    Rok beets sizzers. Yu buys teh cheezburgerz.

  40. slythwolf says:

    zomg mah nose! Givvit bak, I need!

  41. pookachan says:

    Mafia Tie Kitty’s Thug Cat.

    Youse wanz me brak neez?

  42. divageek says:

    Objektz in mirrur iz closer dan dey appearz.

  43. doctorcat says:

    Y dint I tink of dis b4:

    @#%& papparatsy! Git dat camra out mah face!

  44. D.R. says:

    u taked ma cheezburger in cafteerya

    u in twuble, pal

  45. LuvBJones says:

    Is dis b buggin u? I’z not tuchin u! I’z not tuchin u!

  46. I has a nose, its urs
    HAI! U hasnt blowed dis!!

  47. Audrey says:

    LOL THAT’S MY CAT.
    Those are my bedsheets and that is my cat, Nipper! Original picture:
    http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/2350/p6040096xo1.jpg

    Todd, please credit your model next time you steal her pictures. (;

  48. Kit says:

    lol noe u dont i gots urs

  49. krystal says:

    CUTE!!!

  50. tatiana says:

    OMG U DO *covers nose*

  51. spitingpits says:

    that is kinda funny but it is also boring becus that is sooooooooo old

  52. cielingcatbilivr says:

    hei how do u change ur lil icon thin on ur homepage commentz.i wud lik 2 no.


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