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UR NOZE

UR NOZE I HAZĀ IT

I HAZ IT

wow rly fuxin my perceptionz.

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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stendhalismo

oh nose - think of my sinuses !!! lol’s

stendhalismo

who’s YU. MOL. ?

 
 
momo

yoo mean, “mah sinusssssezzzzz”? @@

 
yvi-kitteh

ur sinuses - let me show u them! lolz :D

Flartus

ur sinuses–let me clog them up!

 
 
tenhousecats

but whut about all da OTHFUR folks’ sinusii dis kitty gonna go fur? we gots to tink unibersally and cosmicly here:

oh, nose–tink ob da WERLD’s sinusii!

 
 
 
 
Lisa

Pssst. Pull mah fingur.

 
swampy

NOOOOOO!!!!!! Kitteh be steelin mah noze!

Dexaan

Needs the “I has a nose” leadup

 
List Vet

Bah athothiateth haths ibforbed be that u are ib pothethun ub ba doze!

 
 
 
Dustbunny

Gibbee back by dose, pleeze!

 
KT

what you gon do wit it, huh? you gon smeel wit it? huh? huh? *crys*

 
Seward

O, iz dat ur noze? On mah klawz? I dunno, I don see no steenkee toonuh. How I no it rilly ur nose?

 
Menopaws

K … pick a paw, any paw; no, rilly, pick one!

 
Lynxany

Kitteh’s pointin’

“Now, look, hoomin … wayk me up aggin an’ I come throo puter an’ sen u on trip to the moon!” Go away! Kthanxbai

 
Margoes

Noticz wine hnd emptee?

 
Lisa

POW! Rite in da kissah!

 
Wayne

Fst rool uv fite klub is. U NO TAKKABOUT FITE KLUB!

 
 
MaskedKat

When Iz closez one aiye, ur hed disipeerzes.

stendhalismo

I SQUISH IT - SQUISH YOUR LITTLE HEAD

BonzoGal

ROFL!!!! WIN!!!!1!

I squeesh mah boss’ hed sumtimes wen she not lookin. It maek me feel beddah.

 
 
 
 
Lisa

Okay, this totally reminds me of what my sons do with each other.

“Hey, smell my hand.”
“No.”
“Come on, smell.”
“No!”
“Just smell! Smell my hand!”
*sniff*
“EEEEWWWWW!”
“No kidding, dopey.”

They’re still young yet but something tells me they’ll never outgrow this. :-)

(Oh. Crap. Can any of you understand my accent? Sorree…howz dis?)

B!

LOL! Yesh, Lisa, dey prolly nebber owtgrow dat! At leas dey not hitting each ovver yet!

yvi-kitteh

nao hoo sed dey eez nawt heetteeng each ovver? :D

 
 
bev

hau old thai r? lyk 22 an 28? mai boi iz 16…hez nebber outgroe fun stuff.

Lisa

Oh, mi gawd noe. Dey 9, 8, an’ 6 and haf. Iz scaree. Halp!

:-)

Melissa

Iz 41 an hubz is 39 and we does it to eech over!

 
D.R.

U sharin a li’l tooo mutch wif da class :( sorries

 
 
Valandar

I iz 37 an mah brudder iz 38. We still prank each uvver alla time.

 
CrazyOldLady

Three boyz, Lisa??? I hereby nominate yu for sainthood!

 
 
 
 
happyfunsmilecat

I has flavr. Go head…try…

 
B!

De snozkittehs taste… liek… chicken?

 
 
Susan

Gives baks mah noze, needs itz to smellz cheezburger!

Dustbunny

Ehh, on second thought, keep mah noze. It all sniffly and runny from da allergiez. Pleh.

B!

lol, minez too!

Nose runz, feets smell… I’z bilt upsyde down!!!

 
 
 
sarkastikgirl

Pool mah fingr!

sarkastikgirl

I didno see dat Lisa had posteded it alredee… :(

 
 
Ornith

My kitty getz mai noze alla time. Usually cuz hez all “I kees u!” but kant reech mai face with hiz kittung. (He luvs luvs luvs to give keeses.) And then im all “hey, no pickin mai noze!”.

 
B!

BlurryPar Kitteh has… blurry..Paw….

 
BonzoGal

Daddy kitteh pullz dis wun on kitns. “I has ur nose! I do! I has it!”

 
BonzoGal

Invisibul ray-gun! PEW PEW PEW!

 
 
 
The Crapture

“i finkss i wil keep ur noze, but u kin has bak teh stuf i fownd insied… PLEH, and double-PLEH DO.NOT.WANT”

 
Mingcat

Is this Beastly cat?? Looks like it..

 
 
 
Chris

I has a nose,

Oh noes, they are stealing my nose!

 
Kit

On closr inspkshon, it woud apeer dat I iz being givn da bird.

 
 
Melissa

Not givin back ‘nless u gimme cheezburger!

 
LOLDemon

Lazt fing u see avter tellin kitteh hao kyoot kitteh wud luk drezd up in adorbul littul owtfit.

 
monkeypants

i be seein dis ebbery mornin…mah kittah iz be waikin mee up by hitting mine fayce wif her paw and sniffing mai fayce and she be sayingz “meow, meow” beri beri lowd in my ear…I openz mai eyez and I be seeings hooj kittah fayce and kittah paw on my fayce!!! Iz good alarm klock ai finks

Turkeyburger (no relation)

Way bak in teh dayz afore I has teh allergeez, we wuz kitteh-sittin mah cousins cat. She was dainty Siamese lady kitteh who quickly became mah frend. Every morning she would slink into mah room and sit on my pillow next to mah hed, then take a paw and smoosh mah nose. When I would open mah eyez she would look at me liek “Dood, ur noze wuz makin’ a funneh sound. I fixed it for u.”

tenhousecats

awwwwwwwww. not sure why, but da piture ob da kitty fixing yur nose be bery touching. (meen it, not bein punny rite now.)

 
 
whiskers

when i had mai decible kitteh, he wud wak me bai sittin on mai chest. thas 18 lbs o kitteh every mornin, an stikkin his little wet kitteh nose on mine. i miss that kitteh so much…