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“okay – yu mayk da prezdent, ai mayk da vyse prezdent.”
“ennyting be an impruvment faw shaw”
“yess, hai – haz 1st post on ICHC got awl politickl n shit”
“meh”
Kittehs not elijibl. Too yung.
ai tink we boaf noe
kittehs woz not mah meenin.
a long throe – catchit.
WIN!
an too smart!
Yes, u wuz cleerly thinkin uv fillin teh #1 and #2 politicul awfices. Kittehs iz making ca-cas votez. Tehy is aktiv in potty polyticks.
Mouhahahahaha!!!
Tandem POOPIN? Hoo evr traynd dem to do dat deservz Nobel Prize!
True dat!
Sinkronized poopin is next new Olimpik Sport!
Oh Noes Da tingz u jus putted in meh hed!
An we has de Americun teem off to a gud start….Dey in positshun..
Oh noes! One of dem has alreedie started an the over one is strainin!
Oh here it comes….*PLOOP*!
OH they almost dinnit pull it off but that had simualtanius plops wif hardlee anee splash.
And the judges givez ‘em 9.00 They wudda gotz a 10 if nawt for teh strain!
‘lissa, you needz to layz off teh cough syrup. srsly. we’ez wurried bout choo…
it nawt cough Syrup. it vodka! JK’n I has a VARY warped sense of hoomor. I can has potty joakes?
hmmmmm. considerin’ dat i just handed TB a mug ob katlua and creem on da cat-in-window thread, and TB wurried bout ‘lissa–uh oh….. MOL.
Maek that teh Nobel Pees Prize …
otay, effury, GROAN in purrfect harmonee nao
dey is being green. save water by dooing teh dual stool…bwahahaha
Kewl! Kittehs usin teh camod!
Wherez de tayls?
Not gettin wetz ah hope.
Duz dey flush 2?
mebbe tehy flush, mebbe tehy duzzent. But if tehy iz boi kittehs tehy still leavez teh lidz up.
I are worried bout kittehz taylz too. specially if dey doin whut it looks like dey doin.
(MAJOR Pleh, reporting BECAUSE of doody.)
(lack of)Opposable thumbs joke goes here.
Mahbe dey ‘Siamese kittehs’
Connected at teh bak-end of the spinahl kord
aw man! Dat wuz whut I wuz gonna say!
WE R Siameee-ez if you plee-ez
we R Siamee-ez if you don’t pleez
We r formr resydentz of Sy Am
Der R no finr ones den we am
Ten ichc bucks to whoever can identify who rote the song.
From: Lady and the Tramp
Written by: Peggy Lee and Sonny Burke
We are Siameeiz if you pleeiz
We are Siameeiz if you don’t pleeiz
We are former residents of Siam
There are no finer cats than we am
We are Siamese with very dainty claws
pleeiz observing paws containing dainty claws
Now we lookin’ over our new domicile
If we like we stay for maybe quite a while.
from
http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/siamese.htm
WEE R Siamee-eez if you plee-eez.
WEE R Siamee-eez if you don’t pleez.
WE R For merr res y dentz of Sy-AM
There R no finer ones den we AM.
Lady and the Tramp!
Gotta lurv a Dizney movee that haz kittehs and puppers!
Siameze kittehs and pound puppehs annd sketty scene were best in movie.
Now for Kitteh Trivia:
Who Wrote tthe We Are Siamese Song—hint, also sang/wrote “he’s a tramp”
winner gets 10 cybercheezburger points
Wuz Pegee Lee. Sheez amayzin!
them siamezes r true lolcats. ichc goze disney!
maybe someone glued their butts together
Oh noes! Think of the lolcats!
Iz stealin’ ur gig, stend.
Glooz iz not so sooper, akshuly
Hey Stend, why you not gloo ur famlee joowels to teh terlet seat and tellz us hao it feelz?
Ya!
Aboose! Aboose! Ise go gets da gloo.
conjoyned kitties, wif one tayell? dat tucked up out ob da wai?
“psst, buddy. gotz sum nice feetz heer, ya wanna chek em owt? No?”
(gotzta wotch owt faw dem pawsellin kittehz)
WHAT THE….. HOW THE……Well it looks like they’ve got it down pat now..but doncha think these kittehs have gotten more than their fair share of baths?
EEWWWW.
Momma. he pooped on me again!
dey’s tied togetter by the tails
Kittehs find inappropriate place to practis Harpo/Lucy Mirror routeen
Hey, yu gotz any payper on yer side?
kan u spare a square?
Seinfeld FTW!
oh iz it two-ply? cuz if it’z two-ply i can has one ply, one ply, one, one
puny lil ply? i can has one meezly ply?
Do you want me to re-ply?
haha.
Sadly, kitteh didn’t have a square to spare.
our frens down in Tennessee calls tp “shit tickets”. dunno why……
Eco kittehs in yer bathroomz saven yer waterz.
Is this abuse too?
Uh, no.
“OK john, in out next house I want TWO bathrooms, so you damn well better make manager”
otay, mew popular kulchure kwestion: where da lien, “i’m gonna make John a household werd!” come frum?
Dat would be “Robin Hood: Men In Tights”.
nope, way afore dat, akshually.
tinking ob a john denver tv speshul–mebbe da furst? it were a rathfur incompetent fairy-godmothfur’s line
haha that is so cute! my cousin and i used to do that when we were little kids. haha
Me thinx YOO share too much…. J/K
Dam doze pooperazzi!!!
I just have one question… Where are their tails? Are they poopn down their tails?
yu is ia groz groz perzun.
u kittehz need a new crappr! nasti!
Furz on toylet seet
Nawt jus wun Kitteh, but too
Preesizzon Bomming
Sit Daown Seet iz slikk
Klawz reely dontz wurlkz too well
Yoozin Isometrikz
Taylz aowt uv teh way
Fur kreeaytz a Mosayik
Art immmitaytz lyfe
Jack.
a poet can maek anyfing byootiful.
Definitely win! Isometrikz! lol!!
CURTESEE FLUSH PLEEZ!!!
Weez tayin rite here till HOOMIN poops in teh box! Seez hau YOOZ lieks it!!!
I’m in ur crapper, commutin ur sentints.
(We b attacheed at teh hipz).
‘plyin to trivia above. Peggy Lee and … someone wrote We are Siamese
Peggy Lee & Sonny Burke for Lady & the Tramp, 1956. Check out Peggy Lee’s sultry recording of “Fever”–as sarkstk girl sez, she amazin.
and dey sez dis site not educmacayshunal!
“WE is run outa payper, go ask teh hoomans for noo roll.”
“No, YOO go ask dem.”
“No pal, I menshun it first, YOO is goin. And wile yoo at it, ask dem fer 2 open winder as it are sumwot smellee in dis baffroom.”
SHARING IZ CARING K ?
Me thinks maybe peeplz shares too much wiff kitties .. o.O
I wonder if they’re using each other for balance…
Rawrshak kitteh is mirror-image poopin….
Roarshok be very gud name for wite-an-blak-splodge kitteh.
we hadz cheezberger too muchz.
Haff anuder bowl ov chili, you sed. What a fine ideaz. Not!
hahahahaha
I haven’t visited ICHC in a day or so, and I was scrolling through the photos…
“cute….blah…kinda funny i guess…”
and then…
HAHAHAHAHAHA*snort*HAHAHAHAHAHA
yu warped. and i miss yu!
They are Breeze. They do everything together.
the best thing about this is it’s me and my best friend when we were 3.
cat sized. and sharing teh toilet.
2cats 1toilet
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