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Cheezburger Network Blog
Mafia cat’s hidin’ the evidence
O. Iz Purr-fek capshun.
I agree!
i also agree!!!!! MADE ME LOL
YESS Vary kewt an originnul!
lolz. Posted from an iPhone! Word.
dis wht yu get fur steelin mah gurl! yu stai awy frum hr!
no, u go frist an find teh cheezburgrs…
Jackass cat! He gonna roll himz doawn dat stairzz!
an stik a toy car in hiz azz
oh gawd..oh mebbeh a bottle rokkit?
sumwun not getzit an giff yu a juniorburgr
I thought they were drug smuggling. isn’t kitten #2 slapping a cocaine packed condom into kitten #1’s ass? I can’t see the pic too clearly…
iz a pakd condom, but iz not coke… sayfty kittehz r bein sayf… kinda.
I srsly can’t figure out whut these two are doing
mebb they drunks at a 2-kitteh party, tekin turnz bein da dipwad wiv da lampshayd? nah. datz 2 stoopi.
!!!!!!they pretenning to be Paris Hilton’s tampaks – “lyke a kitteh in a bukkit”!!!!1
iz so obveeyus nau.
ewwwwwww. not nyce, akshually.
d jackass refrens or d paris?
K oo get stufftz in teh trash resepticle n chk for dat halve-eated cheezborger…I hold onto u heinie til u rdy come out? Eez plan? K – GO!!!!
…jus lash tail twice when u gotz eet…
kitteh in dah buckit (with mouth full): iz doan see aneethin! noes, nuthin heer!
Nuffin personol, jus not enuf fancie feest for bof ov us..
This came up on my friendslist just as Trouble shoved Lojack into my garbage can. Kitty Conspiracy!
“hey derz no cheezburgerz in heer joo lyd to me”
IT’S A TRAP
I swarez iz portull to Caturday!
I can goes fru tu?
…prefrablee nao…
Zorbing kitteh assists noob into Zorb ball: “Hav good tiem! kbubye!”
That picture confuses me.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Perfect caption. Absolutely hilarious!
capshun iz orredy purrfekt, but backstory cud be
kitteh astronawt dispozin of romantik competishun on kitteh spayss stashun.
“no, faw srsly, capn sed that we do ekscape pod trayning and yu hasta go furst…. whitch’ll sayf me a buntch ov hassel dryvin across th country in diaperz an a wig to beet cho ass”
“exqueez me?”
“oh nuffink, juss got da space mumbelz…. Getz in dere beeyatch.”
I sweah !!! she stepped into the airlock and hit the button – I don’t know whut happened !!!
…but i think she woz singin ‘if thatz yer boifren, he woznt lass nite’ wen it went awl kinda *shoop*[vacyoom]
and then they had a meeting in the ladies room?
ohno! etc. the LOLdiaperz?
oh i c – the LOL80z…
“An I put dah kitteh in dis toob… say de majik werds…. an vwallah, disuhpeered!”
Invisible funny comment.
Man, I still got nothin. Mah funneh meter=0% (argyooablee it never wuz above teh 0%). I iz in dry spell. Perhaps liberal application of teh frosty fermented bevrgz wud halp.
Or maybe it’s just this pic and cap are grate as iz…
mindfulness kitteh finds a soothing mantra when bein picket on:
wherever u go, there u r.
and den i kick ur butt.
mebbe u haz TB?
consumption!! yay!!
Conspikuus consumpshun!
Mafia Kitteh maek u sleepz liek da haemstrs
…. total … win
” you will spin for all eternity in this hellish wheel !!! OK: leave the gun – take the cannoli !!!”
“I allus knew u wuz haff jurbil!”
Or Jeff Herrball…..
Kittehs go through Time
Portal to Anchint Egypt so they can be Gods
“I haz harassment lawsoot.”
kitty upskirt
stend, we iz tryin to organize chat meeting in meebo room. plz visit mah blog to leave comment if u iz intrested cat.
iz okai we gets the hamstur out! just one more…
I toldjoo I’d brake my foot off in yer heinie if yoo din’t quitit! Yoo thot I was joekin!
r my commentz disappering?
not showing up today? 
o gr8 nao it wurkz. of course. *embarrased* *runs away* :/
i haff trubbels wif dat, sumtymes too, yvi. trie hittzin’ refresh en dey kumz up, sumtymes.
im in ur–
owww, owww, get off’a mee!
bushy tailed kitteh gives Scooter a playful pat on teh bottum.
he sayz is teh propriate punishmint 4 perjury an obstrukshun of justhiss.
U stik ur noes up mai butt, an i patz urz … yep, thatz how it wurkz!
Our gubbernment in axshun!
I got no better capshin, but dis remine me of teh tree mah hubby bilt 4 r kittehs. Has box on bottom wif 2-3 holez. Wun day Molly an Middy waz playin an Molly stuff Middy in teh top hole an den floof herself down on top of it so Middy cudn’t git out. Middy wen out teh back way, snuck up on Molly fum behine and stuff her down in teh hole. Was LOLz. Sillee kittehs.
WIN!!!!11!!!1!!
Plz keep hedz, pawz, and tayls inside ride at all times!!
Reminds me when I was kid. I carried and threatened to put my little sister into the oven.
srs sibling rivalry!
Fishee haz Kleer Bowl
Kittehz hopez to diskubber
Y Fisheez lykz it?
Kittehz arz konfuzed
Skratch awayz fore aowrz. Bawkzez
Woodent standz a chance
Dis “Glass” stuff iz weerd
Kleer. Dense. Kannawt getz throo it
Kalling Kittee Pryde!
Jack.
Maaaaaaa, he’z slappin mah butt agin!
Now bucket has YOU!
Iz Soviet Rushin bukkit??
*PAWBUTT*
*there there*
DIS!!! IS!! SPARTAAAAAA!!!
*boot*
ai is lolrus an dis iz mai bukkit, rly ai werz kitteh kawstewm!!
Kittehs all, get in mah bukkit!
GETIN MY BUKIT