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I is gonna falls out teh windowz!
Careful kitty!
My neighboor’s kitty liked to sleep in a window like that. The window was only kept open by the tightness caused by the layers of paint. One hot day it came loose and the kitty now only has three legs. He is okay though.
holy crap – that’s awful !!! kitty leg guillotine !!!
A friend of mine had a kitteh who liked to sleep on the window like this… the window lock broke and came down and really did guillotine the kitteh. *cries*
Your comment made me want to die! :’(
tu late tu comment heer butz i feels da need anyhow….ah feelz sad shay gots bad votez for sharin his sad storeh.
And i tinks mebbeh is a good ting to tell so hyumans not to be lettin kittehs do dangerus stuffs….
Defenisstrayshun cat is defenisstraytin.
i loves dat werd
Where are you from & do you still have that cat? I got a stray that was picked up in Ippy Qld that looks identical to that one. Freaky stuff or just a case of amazing doppelganger?? LOL
This is mah kitty!! We got her (Pollyesther) at a pound when she was little. Must be doppelgangers!!
Thanks for all the comments peoplesss! Polly loves bellah rubs and treats to eats. She’s a big fat happy cat that likes to stretch!
stop ogglin mah belly an gimme teh scroodriver.
i is a liquid nows.
Gonna git dat belleh!
U bet!!1! Dat billy is jus beggin for snorgles!
We cud probly make him fal off teh winnowsill, tu. Gud ting deres pillos.
Yes there is a screen.
THE LOLCATS! THINK OF THE LOLCATS!!
screenz???? we doan need no steenkin screenz!!
I can has screens!!!
Sumbuddy luv meh. Dey mayke shure I b sayfe.
cbsb…wuz jus movie referunce
I noes. I wuz juss bein’ silleh. I’s wanteded 2 sai “I can has screens!!!” sumware an choz 2 due it affer u. But wif al teh tenssness on udder payges mah commint reed badly?
OH NOES!! TINK ABOUT THE CBSB!!
INVISABULL SCREEN!
Now I’s juss bein’ vrey silleh. Mah werk mayke meh brayn ded.
Tanks cbsb…thot yu wuz fussin at me fur bein a bad mom! I furgotted bout all teh crabbeeness an snarkeeness earlier!
and den, dere da issyue dat dis be a mainely-clown-cat, too….. and well, dey not da mostest gracefull tings in da werld. (tho compayred wif purrsians, well….)
2 phunnie, COL!
Dat b OK. I’s in ur heat wayve cryin’ ur teers!!
Tempachures an misunnderstanings b runnin’ hi. Affer all, it wuz a ful muun juss a few dais agoe. I’s noes u b a GUD mom, COL! Cuz is b obveeus dat u luvs teh kittehs. An wee luvs u.
hee hee hee. i jest GOTS to sez it, i do, i do:
mercury be retrograyde til da 8st.
As long as it not retromingent!!!
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Oh, look it up! http://www.dict.org
Wuz AWAD word once, made me an fren giggle
we not tin(kle) dat planets do dat, tho
Mainley clown cats! lulz! When I werked at vet we hadda MC breedah! An teh kittnz? Dey were like lil drunken midgees! So phunnie an adorurblez!
well, i see yer problem wif dis windo… i can fix it, but it’ll cost ya!
Dis windoh iz a pane in mah reer.
(gawd, that’s such a bad pun I should be banned from the site for the day)
dat’s it – u r banned! lol
Windoze.
win
U r no longur banned!
Iz mah reedemshun. Whewz.
fully. sill, yu haz a lot ov glass comin up wiv dat wun.
dis a good one.
windowsill kitteh daydreems ov trip to Hawai’i
monorail cat haz deerailt. mus go in fer serficink.
u missd spot unda heer, human! i needz my windo 2 b spawkly kleeen!
Summatimez … an teh livvinz EZ!!
Hav sum respekt: is Miss Beverloly Sills, layded to rest after a long carear of melodiys meowing.
kitteh grooves to Beverly Sills aria from “Catmen” or “Marriage of Figaro” (pinochio cat) or “Kiti Fan Tutti”
Wasnt ther a drag queen or pr0n queen namd Miss Beverly Hills? Oh … SILLS, teh opra singr? Nebermind …
Yes, meno, the opra singr. I knoes nuffim of tehse “drag queens” uv wich u speek.
Althow i confesses taht i lieks ta wearz wimmens cloze. Iz ok, i iz a wimmens. Oh, wayte a minnit. iz i? (checks quickly) yes. yes i iz.
LOL!!!
ROFL!!!! Dat jus to funneez!!
OMG, didnt noe Beverly Sills actually DIED … i liked her! I shud reed newz be4 I post!
Wow, Meno….what ar teh oddz that yu wud make dat reference!! Yu mus be sykotik…I meen sykik!!!
COL, i be constantlee getting dem two confoozled myownself. usually in referense TO myownself, now dat i tink ob it.
Meno not sykik. Can’t speek bowt her beings not sykotik, tho. I iz wun who maed Beverly Sills reference, becawse i was beings topikkal in my commintz.
Also i was beings a wimmens. (Checks again) yes, still a wimmens.
Iz funnee, LV … when u postd about Miss Beverly Sills, i thought u making pun, y’know … kitteh on SILL, Beverly SILLS …. i too stoopid to noe u talkin about songbird who jus dyed! So u r topikkal an i r ‘tard!
‘paws, no pickin’ on LOLfrens, rememember? eben when dey yourownself! yur not stoopid. and iffen yu current on cheez, dat all dat trooly matters.
I *wuz* maekin a pun. I means, I has respeckt 4 singr lady named Sills who just dieded, but when I seed a pikshur of kitteh stretchded owt on windo *sill* I hadda go for teh funny.
Beverloly wudd’ve wanted it taht way. Much better dan if i sanged a song 4 her. I iz tonez def.
Miss Sills was a fenomenom. Her Muppet show purformance of Pigoletto was jus about the bes moment in dat hole awsum serees. I aksshully met her wuns an hurd her sing sevral times (now yu can tel how old I am, sinz she retired from singin in 1980)…she definitly wood have liked the retired sill kitteh. Onlee it shud be an ornje kitteh.
yeppers, she were an amazing ladee–and i tink dat fur doze ob we who had herd dat she’d gone on to da bridge, habing a mainely-clown cat stretched out in honor made purrfect sense. she were SO funny, and kind dat we tink she’d hab luffed it too.
and, fur da rekord, it been psyintifikly proved that what gibes calicos (and all da deribatives thereof) their TUDE be one ting: “it’s da red gene, stoopid.”
so miss beverly be a honorary mempurr in dood-standing ob CaLiCo–and will be welcomed wif lots of purrs and headbonks by da loud and lively BridgeChapter!
Haha “current on cheez” THC…dass all whut mattahz.
We’z r oan communikitteh. Juss me an muh lolfrenz.
luvn her Traviata. Misn Tom Stewart & Merrill too.
yesh.
believe it or not, my parents had custom made windown ledges put in their home for the cat to enjoy sunbathing!
Yur parentz iz gud peeps! Awl kittehs shuld get teh treeted lyke dat!
Ur ‘rents are WIN!
dere iz alzo teh clamp-on ledgez for teh kittehs with much teh width, teh onez who doesn’t fit on teh windowsillz ’cause dey has much snoggly belly. we got for mai kitteh. much want!
mai kittehs bellee is so phat, she doan fit on even clamp on. i has to put da fuhrnachure in front of da windoze so she can sleeps in da sunshiyne. she has da glowreeus bellee, and it reekwires much suns.
I used to live in a place w/ a long stretch of windows which looked onto the sidewalk, maybe 30′ – built a LONG shelf under for the cats. they LOVED it
i can’t beleef dey let you move.
Hel -llluuuuuuuu!!1!
Diz tummeh aint gonna rub itzelfs!
Tik tok, peeples.
Day tummeh dose rub self is day hoomans taykeen ovar by Cat-Ovarloards and haves no use foar us.
All Hail Cat-Ovarloards!
Iz that a cheezburgr in ur belleh, or u jus glad to see mee?
(iz big belleh or iz big harblz?… an i meens HAIR BALLZ, peepl! Sheesh …)
Maybee tries uzing “furbls” for teh hak-kaff-pleh kind?
“hak-kaff-pleh” LOLZy
Ai iz livin vikareeuslee tru da kitteh. Relax 4 me, kitteh… reeeelaaaax…
mebbe kitteh is praktissin boodizm? oooommmmmmm
ohm sweet ohm (thx, bryan bowers)
no, wayt–er, watt.
one be elektrifrying, one be relaxing…
yeah, dat’s it–om sweet om.
ummm, kiti? u r meken meh nurviss
Doan worree, dere is screen. But anywayz, we kno dey fallz on dere feetses.
notz mah kitteh .. him has 2 left pawz … or iz dat 4 left pawz?
my brendan, da almost-15-claws-old red purssian, he gots four-left pawz, too! himz furrends gots to wear steel-toed boots when dey go out dancing wif him. cyoot, tho.
yah actooly this is kinda giving me an ohnoes moment – screens are NOT meant to take weight, any weight and when they give they give fast, like a zipper – that black strip pulls out and WHIPPPPP
kitty needs an expandable child safety grille in that window if it’s higher than the 1st floor…
OK: done
dis da playce to put da linky bout how cats NOT awlways land on dere feets? we tink it called, “high-rise syndrome,” and an artikal on it rly DID just show up in my emeowbox dis week…
i was thinkin saem thing. With lolcatz it iz “ohai rize sindrowm”. And they landzes in a bukket.
But 4 non-lolcats is vry srs. srsly.
WIN.
yeah – they’ve got special expandable vertical bars you can buy to fit in windows so small children (and cats, I guess, and flowerpots, and very small drunk people … ) don’t fall out – tho where you’d buy them outside of NYC I don’t know, prolly on the internets of course
very small drunk peeple = toddlers?
tee-toddlers.
And if they don’t land in a bukket, they can be picked up with a bukket… and a spoon.
Eww, I grossed myself out.
flat cat is flat. flat cat is for flat tax.
whew – it’s hot.
Lolcats iz liek kartune catz. Tehy duzzent get hurted for realz. But real catz is fra-gee-lay, eggspeshully if tehy fallz from hite to low to let tehm getz into feets-first landing posishun afore they become wun wif teh grownd.
(Mah new avatar. Let me show u it.)
srsly? oh noes.
very srsly. iffen you do a webby srch, it’ll show up….
Oh Noes! Monorailcat has overturned on himz track.
Hee heeeeee…. WIN!
Derailed Monocat needs service call
…adn cheezburger!
Dis cannot be Monorail Cat. Has feetz.
Yah, iz verszin 2.0
kitteh noes how to spend de vakashun. dat’s da lyfe!
Dont fergit teh sunscrn.
Haz ebreybuddy notisst?
Luk at teh top annownsment: DEY STARTEDED SHIPPING BUTTUNS YESTURDAI!!!!!!!!!!!
Yay!!!!!!
My husban – not evn a lolfren – has alrudy laid claim to the WTF buttn!
He not lolfren? Yoo be marryed much longur or noe?
lol!
I sawded it!! I can noe wayt fur mine! WOOT!
yeppers, sended out IMeows late last nite when i furst saw it. (durn, i GOTS to get a lyfe one ob dese years.)
i am kitteh.
hear me snore.
woot lolfrenz. nao can has saluderittee omunxt lolfrenz
*Push*
OH NOES!!1! *kitteh digs clawz into ur arm, climez up ur sholder & sitz on ur hed*
Thnxs 4 providin stak of lorndry 4 me 2 reech favrit sunbathin spot!
Bes teh Snorgle Magnet of all tiem. No 1 cahn rezist teh Snorgle Magnet.
Kitteh Extreem Sportz… when will the windoe fall? Will he excape in tyme!??
Mai mail kitteh iz sooo alpha, he’s jumpt thru open wyndo skreen 2 git a kitteh owtsyde!
Ballerina Dreams
Warm Yellow Sunlyte
Streamz in throo teh wyde Windo
Magnet for Kitteh
Windo Sill jus ryte
Nawt too wyde. Not too narro
Mayd for stetchingz aowt
Warm breez ober Furz
Swirllz an sweepz az Kitteh purrz
Lyfe getz no bettah!
Jack.
kitteh collapsd from eksawschun after sevunteen howrz ov screeming “ime az mad az hell, an ime not gonna tayk it enny moar!”
Wouldn’t it be cool if you made a trap door, and instead of putting it in the floor you put it in the wall? And if you opened it and were looking out and leaned a little too far forward you would fall and…
Oh, wait. I guess that’s just a regular window, isn’t it?
::::: hands turkeyburger a big mug ob katlua and creem, and sum slices ob melted-benny’s peetsa. clearly, dere is need. :::::
That’s just wrong!
when i feel tired. I sit with my cati in windows and enjoy.
I liked windows.
Huh? ….shhh!…go away ah sayz!
I eez playin teh dead … teh robbins… dey gettin closer…
sumday….
MonoRailCat is in repair bay for repairs.
Bak on trak soon
Kthxbai
hey looke ma
i kin du the hoola dans!
wiggle wiggle scoot scoot!
aww wudya meen
i not gonna fal
oh jeev ill stop, okey
ai b stoppin th breez betr in th doorwai i swarez. k. wotevr.
I has a tummy… iz bjootyfull
I hopes meh cat oreo doesn’t lose a leg or 2, but that looks like fun to cats!
until the window closes… or if it does close u can roll out the window and die that way.
not nice. no cheezburger for you.
Not for the owner it isn’t! :O
That looks EXACTLY like one of my cats.
i has kunfeshun 2 mayke. i can’t has kitteh at mai howz!:(
i has kunfeshun 2 mayke. i can’t has kitteh at mai howz!:(