ZOMG! U GOTZ iPHONE!
…kn i holdz it? just for minit. kthx.
photo from: Sabine Rath collection
capped and submitted by: Katie W.
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I can has Grecian Formula?
it been 15 minnits
betr wun out now
ok, diz explainz a lot… happy cats are technology geeky kittehz!
whut’s rawng witchu hoomans and gajets? evrybunny wants iphone? DO NOT WANT!
i be prefurring cheezburgah muuuuch bettah!
4th!!!!!
U vrey nautty, tina! I’s b luvin itt.
excited kitty is excited. :3
kitteh iz not exiteded, kitteh haz mental dizabilty. kitteh scares meh
!!!I AM SPAM!!!! iSpam akshully!!! ctrl-shift-f10 on pinch n skweez tuch screen wil maek iPhwn sampl an remix yr DNA, feed it into intertoobz an miks it with Steev Jobz’ frozen sperm, den be pumpin iBabiez out old skool modems they still runnin in Leningrad. breed iSquad, smash yer windows an take ovr da wurld. he orredy haz yer eerwax an iz maykin yu torture kitteh an StendScrotz .4reel.
rly?
how rly? bill o rly. rly rly.
no.
TinA, lai off teh speid.
ah leef u da burfdey wisch an yu slapz mee wiv da impewtayshun dat… dat…. OMF. Looks like ah choze de wrong day to kwit sniffin gloo. *hmfffffffffft* *hmffffffffffft*
4 srs tho kidz. iz fuctupshit. best left 2 trukdriverz an d militaree. anywun operatin very very very heavy machineree wiv da potenshul to eksplode and kill massif numbrz of evryting akshully. oh yes, and oil tankrz.
TinA - onlee tru drugaddikt wud bie upset whin cunfruntid wif a plee tu stawp yuzing.
Dis is innervnshun. Ai ♥ yu, man!1 *sniff* (nawt glu)
*KISSIZ*
I taykes teh speed fur teh ADDs. It knot jak meh up, it s-l-o-e m-e-h d-u-w-n.
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I take a blu won to sped me uup, I take a red wun to slooow me doon, I take a peenk won to cheer me uup soo I don cutmecutmecutmecutme…. I take a whyhte won fur ma cholesterpashun an a bayj won fur ma acnees… an anudder whyte wun fur ma soreknees….an anudder bloo wun for voices - WHO SED DAT? an anudder red wun fur ma splitenz…
Iz not so grayt, eckchoolly, but I like turtles!
R U serious? If so, B!, itz a wunder u can frikken walk atall!
but meenz dat LOLspeek is wai moar natchral dan de inglisch,
Did yu take all yr medisins dis mornin, TisnAc?
…or mebbe tooked tu much?
doant be jokin bout medisins D. medisins iz sirius bizness. prophylactic sideburns pwn iShufL earrings. OHNO! iPhwn torture.
OK, furst videeyo de awesum! 2nd, more $$ than sense….
Prophylactic treadmill sideburns!! Teh win!!
i juss liek seein iFone getz smashd. but yess - wotadiksortov.
Insurt teeny cheezburger here pliz!
yew sed ‘insurt’ *snikr*
Watchz out kittenz. iPhone carries deadly AT&T virus!
Shoodent dat b “…kthnx. . . . bai!”
Kittehz steel ur ifone.
iFone iz tynnee
Mayd jus for mai Liddle pawz
Ordur Cheezburgr
Kitteh is so smrt
Fyndz Hewminz’ Meow-ster Kard
Kredit in toilet
Funnee Kar arribes
Wif bigg bagz uv Cheezburgerz
Hewminz shawkt & awwd
Jack.
JackDeth u shox & awez us!
Mebbe teh kittehz at dis hous stolded mai liddle cell fone? gud 4 dere liddle pawses.
cants fynde it nomoor. lukly no toomany chzbrgrs & buddrscotch puddin deliverings
Ack! wtf?! Do yu evn OWN ne pantz??
Teh happee on hiz face sez iz good nakkid tiem.
i waz finkin mor along de linez of kitteh look petrefyed…
if kitteh be happi, den it sez “nakkie tyme agen? alreddy? yay!”
but das jus rong.. das jus bebeh kitteh… no can has nakkie tyme, bebeh kitteh!
Iz a hunnert an sebben, I can haz nekkie tyme! nEENER!
shoot, I’s adult! I can has nekkie tyme too! But dat bebeh kitteh cannawt… is tew yung. it hasta wayt fur be grone up kitteh!
Can’tz hold phone…blah blah blah no opposable thumbs yada yada yada. How many timez I gotz to tell u dat??
At LEAST one more time!
Miss Swann
but no need tumbs. Has touch skreen. No nee to hold.
Purrfect for kittehs
huh??? Kitteh no gotz kneez?????
U payd HOW much for dis? And u can’tz eeven getz it aktivayteded? U is deh stoopid, huh?
Yayz! Now i kin send u a piksher ov ma butt wen yer in a meetin at werk!
Ya, I gotz ur “ringtone” right here…soundz kinda liek me peein’ in ur shoe, doesn’t it?
Plz be to leavin mai icheezeburger alone!
referrensing “leeve mah kittehn aloan” bai teh beetulls?
overeager cat is overeager
I finks dis is klasseek “Whaaaazzaaaap” fotoe…
…but I hayt taht joek. Tihs kitteh dizervz bettah dan dat.
Geez, is first tyme. Give brake.
I gotz much cheezburgrs … unner dis towl! N thayz mynz! All mynz! Mwahahaha!
Dis bebeh kitteh not go Mwahahah! we tinks he goes “nyah nyah nyah” in teensy kittin voyze.
I can has jpeg artifacts?
Nice Pictures
Tanks. Wowee. Iz purty. ONGWTFBBQ!! LOOKOWT BEHIND U!!!
followed by sound of kitteh whisking behind nearest piece of furrnature. *now teh hoomins cant sees me…*
nk kitteh… u hold ifone, i holdz U (n smooz u, n squeeee u, n snorgle u, n zurbert ur kewt liddel belli) k? thx bai
kitteh lookz like jobz man steve.
AHHHHH you scarz me!!! I haz gray hairz now! GThx!!
what kind of kitteh?
Kitteh has iPhone? And here I thought cats had taste. iPhones suck….
Nicely
Very-Very_))))…