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More like take me to the vet, I want to live…
BWA ha ha ha! FTW!
+1
can’t … reach … coffee … (expires)
ROFL, exactly
Hilaarious
Lawrenz of Purrabria crossyn da dessert
nao trnz pikchur to sidz
Action cat climbs the cliffs of insanity!
LOL! Will kitteh rescoo me once he climz dem?
Oh noez….naht teh cliffz of insaniteez!! Inkonceevable!
I doo not fink dat word meenz wut yoo thinx it meenz.
Muahahahahahaha!!! Plopz dedz
Ah lurz dat moovee 2!!
HELLO LADY!
I fink we all noes dat moovie by heart. lulz!
I swear on the purr of my father, Mr. PussPuss, You will reach the top alive.
“I know something you do not know.”
‘Oh, what is that?’
“I AM NOT LEFT HANDED!”
‘Me either!’
“Fastr!”
“I thot I wuz goin fastr!”
After James Bond kitteh saves you, he will have a cheezburger- shaken not stirred.
shaken so all teh yucky veggies fly out?
u were supposd to tak dis pic from da side nd den use fotoshop to rotayte it so it luk lyke i climbin wall. ur fired.
And here I always thot he sed “Tek ma han if you want to leave”….
Photoshop sucks. Use GIMP.
“teh….. orange ones….. are……. still…….. poison!!” *ack*pleh*
Good Callback
As unlikely a career choice as it may have seemed for a triple amputee, Marty quickly became the most sought after carpet assessor in the district.
“diz burburz, let me my klawz sharpin on it. I tellz u if iz gud oar nawt.”
headpaw cat… is just a headpaw.
Quik! Kitteh need CPR (Continuous Petting Reaction)!
LOL My Kismet lies on the floor like this,… it means Needz Pettingz An’ Bellehrubz.
My Serenity lies on the floor like this, it means WHUT. I wuz napzing. Kay pet me.
In bof kasis, da pettingz muzt inklood bakwerds rubbingz, too. Ezpeshurlye S’Reni, but iz vary importint wif bof. S’Reni rakwyrez ovarztimulayshin sumtymz.
I fink u iz korrekt. Diz kiti needz mazziv pettingz and luvz.
Is that a Dr. Who reference?
yes!!!
Thass what I thot it wuz. I lurves me some Christopher (Christopurr?) Eccleston – but it’s a hard call between him and David Tennant.
ahm goin ta do him left handed! if ah use mah right, its ovah too quickly. its de only way ah can be satisfied.
“Fazed plazma riflel in the farty-watt wange.”
Onee whutchoo see heer!!!
taht dog wil come in here and eet ur cheezburgrz, tahts wut he duz, tahts ALL HE DUZ and he wil not stop until they are eated!!! who iz in athoratee heer?
Mellow-dramah kitteh is mellow-drahmatiq
go towards the light
Kitteh is spontanerusly generatin frum karpet. Happuns all teh time.
Genrelly @ my howz, carpetz zpontaneusly generatez frum kittehz! Den we get out vacuum an wonderz howcome we still gotz any kittehz left, bcus cleeeeeerly we gotz three-cats-worth ov fluffyfurr in da vacuum-bag!
Maff rulz sez: 3 kittehz – (3 kittehz worf of fur) = 0 kittehz
(or mebbe 3 bald, chillykittehz…not sure which)
But neethr 1 happnz like dat: we emptiez 3 catsworth of fluffyfurr, an we still gotz 3 fluffyfurry kittehz! Defiez maff rulz.
raiz by fakter of seex meelions if you has glolden reetreeverz…pleh!
Even weerder wen u combs a kitteh- kitteh still haz full-on furz, butt u naow has a poof-ball uv furz = 1 kitteh. Ai bleev dey r liek old “Crissy” doll frum 1970s, it had a stash uv hares INSIED da hed, an u kin pull it owt. Kittehs not got gutz an veins and gooshy innerds, dey full of extry furz an kin sproing it owt uv dere follikles wenever dey want… wich is ALWAZ.
oh, yeah. looks at da purrsians–sumtiems i get FOUR cats’ worf ob fur frum one ob dem, and dey STILL all fluffy. neber thot ob dose old crissy dolls tho…..
Dey comes, dey goes.
Muckalley Culkin, teh gud son, beeyin drawped off teh cliff bai himz mudder.
O.O (SKAIREE MUVI)
i haff no ideer how dat real8z to ennyting, but ennybody droppin Muckholey Culkin off a cliff winz ennyting they doin it for. If burglerz had just shotz him in da faysse in da furst playss it wud haff awl been okay/
Noebuddy has sein The Good Son??
Clip with the cliff scene…AHH!!!1
yay!! tanks 4 dat. iz not akshully moovy. iz dockumenary. M.C. iz akshully dat eeful an the hole plummeting to deth thing iz a metaphor for hiz carreer post-pooberty. bwahaha.
this is sooo, the end of “the good son” Muckalley Culkin. good call.
I’z meltin! HALP!
i think the line is “come with me if you want to live.”
still funneh, though.
“Why do we even *have* a bottomless pit in the living room?”
Evry livvinroom needs a bottomless pit.
Eezyer to get rid ov howzeguests dat way.
“Oh, hai–yoo haz seen da basement?”
Beats mee-ee-eee. . .
WIN! LOLz
WIN
Wai do we even hafs this leverz?!!!
Food! Watur! Atmosfeer!
Spong bob ref. ;o)
“Reeeech owt, tuhch Fluff”
dm ftw!!
Liddle Bayj Kitteh
Slydin akawstz teh Karpet
Theenkz nobudy seez
Slithhurz lyk a snayk
Pawz arz eerilee sylent
Harrbinjur uv Doom
Furz standeeng on end
A furree Kapassatur
Wayting to disschawrj
Jack.
“furry Kapassatur” worf al dis udder nonsenz
Take my hand, I’m a stranger in paradise … and do let me go back sleepies. txbai.
*sigh* i r bekommingz duft bunneh… mebbeh cheezbuggah safe me??
Nevar let go, Rose!
::muzik swell::
We’ll staiiii forEAAAVAR TIHS WAIIIIIII…
(Sorri – ai’l spair yu.)
Solar-powered kitteh needs to recharge in teh sunbeem!
OH HALP! Sunbeemz is sappin’ mai strenf! *zzzzzz*
umm FUNNY LOL
Nevah minds teh paw, luk at TAIL HANDLE! I’ze a furry teapot!
Luks like wun of those “kyoot” mugs made like teh dutch-guy heds.
if u wants ta liv
treet me gud
i’se lik a stepin kitteh, donchu wotch ma syz, i’se danjerus
reel danjerus
Exhausted cat is exhausted
Heer u go…herded u gotz u noes stoled frum dah udder kitteh…i gotz it bak fur u…
ad said chezborger reeward kno?
Quaaaaaade….start teh reactor Quaaade….
Fliyy U Fuuulz!!!
He he that’s a good one.
OMFG, kitteh iz liek Maze form Fable!
“Taek mai hand… if u wannt two libve! Kthxbai.” *Teleprot!*
[...] dis is how it looks from teh kitteh’s POV. [...]
what is that. it is sooooooooooooo boring. not funny at all