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Squee! I mayk u tootsee role.
Squee too hard, and kitteh makes a tootsie roll for you! HAHA
OH NOES! Furst kitteh claws got meh, now claw must get kitteh!
Dats how it wurks tho. In Soviet Russia, claw geds kitteh!
Nice Yakoff Smirnov.
I’s saves ur monees fur u fur teeny byt-size cheezburgers.
I iz bestest prize in heres.
Put moar kwarturs into Vibrayting Kitteh.
Magick Pawss!
…and comes wit room service of full cheezburger meal.
Kitteh Angel kan mayke kwarter dissapeer … ‘long wiff hims tale.
Nk…Now move da crane to da left….moar left….lil moar..k drop it! Man u r teh suck. go gitta a lil boi he noes how. I WAWNT OUTTA HERE!
but would NOT like to be pikd up by teh crane. iz squeezy round mai poor little hed. DO NOT WANT!
even thou do want kitteh. so cute.
… and hurry !!! I think one of these furries just grabbed my butt !!!
pervy furries.
Kitteh, jus tell em a Furry Convention is town. Dey will break glass to get out adn attendz it.
Kitteh is in Pittsburgh?
I likes dat. Pervy furries. *giggles wif hand over mouf*
Yu called?
kitty is suffering from plushy butt – you see that a lot in the midwest
PLUSHY BUTT lol’s
Iz all dem funnul caykes an fryed twinkees.
CSI (teh originil) did an epizod on Furries an Fuzzies … waz an educashun! If u wer gonna dress up az animule charactr, hoo wud u be? Think I’d hav to be a Bugz Bunneh-type … a wize-cracking smartazz!
Yah… an alla furries i seez it wif LAFFED and LAFFED and LAFFED. Wuz so so so so SO WRONG! Ceptfer da wun who growled at Marg Helgenberger (not qwite as tastee as cheezberger) fer tuchin his dawgie plushie — dat was onna munie.
Pleez to educ8 us, tasha! Srsly, am kureus … iz Furries n Fuzzies, or Plushies, or what? Neber evn hurd of it til that show, rite or rong. So, fill us in heer, plthx…
bery skeery how meny peeps saw dat episoad and sed, “naw, not akkurate….”
Iz Furries.
(Okay, can’t really do this in lolcat…) That show was SO FAR from the reality of a furry con, it’s funny. No fursuiter would EVER line his suit with latex, no matter how strong the fetish, because he would DIE of heat stroke before he got out of the elevator. And like most fandom cons, the people they talked to were way too tidy and way too mainstream-looking to actually be furry fans — if they wanted it to look like a real furcon they’d have had a lot of kids running around in gothy-punk-anime costumes with ears and tails. It wasn’t crowded enough, and there weren’t enough people running around with gigantic Pixie Stix. ;-P
Take a look at Anthrocon’s website — IIRC, there’s a link to an article called “What Is Furry”?
gigantic pixie stix? I am SO THERE
Thanx for info, tasha!
dats teh one I was thinking bout when I said Furry Convention. U iz rite, was educashun!!
don’ bleeve everting u seez on da teevee! Dat show wuz so rong, wuz paynefull!
I still tink dey cover some sudjecks wiv delicasee an compashun… liek wiv de dominatrix… is purty close to whut is in da communitee..
Sum furries we talk to at loscon liked de episode, sum sed it wuz whutever. all uf us laff at it… specially the shirt: I went to (insert furcon name here) and all I shot was a coyote! sooo bad!
U meenz, U meenz, U meenz, is nawt all TRU on deh TV? GASP! But I tot it hadz to be tru to get deh TV. Rly. Srsly. Iz NAWT TRU?
My wholez lyfe is naow topsy and turvy, bof, at sayme tyme!
You mean local police departments don’t have the rough equivalent of the Oak Ridge National Laboratory in their basements? I iz disilluzhunned.
(Don’t ged me started bout CSI. I likes da show, but has u bin on a jury latelee?)
i’ve always wanted to dress up as teh tasmanian devil – just once…
i tried to get a full-body plush costume of it when i was in the US but cudnt find one. then i went trick or treat wifout a costume. still gotz half a pillowcase full of candy!
Where b the casio watch an ciggy packits with fiver sellotapd to bocks?
Kitteh iz not stuck.
(Could just jump doun ekxit doar.)
Whut iz going on?
Iz conspeerasy.
Kat getz half da moneez made.
Den buys cheezburgerz.
Aha! Sneekee kitteh!!
LOL!
E.T. kitteh saiz, “Phone Home!”
Aww…dass whut ai wuz gunna sai.
Oh wew…injoy dis ennywai.
oh hai! theez be mah furiendz. them still and quiet! i can has fux dem up whenevah i feelz playfool.
Kitteh waits to be chosen by THE CLAW
or mebbe put quarter in slot and he faws froo a hole.
i is confuzed. how do we submit lolcats to cheezburger factry?? I no sees no “submit” link or no way to submit lolcats for voten. wen i click “cheezburger factry” link in news feed it just reloads ICHC.com.
Can somekitty help me as i has lolcats i would love 2 share!
can u tells me how to get to page w/cheeze factory? when i hits teh link, it just redirects me to teh front page ichc. iz gettin frustrated.
oho so not juzt me den.
at leest we be confuzed kittehs togever.
Go herez The furst link is rong, but the second link is rite, undr 6-28-2007 site nuuz note.
nonono. don’t want to vote. want to submit. i thot dint have to be wordpress member to submit kittehs…
fang you, jrb, for link. i can has access now!
whiskers i registered to get WP username, don’t have to set up blog. now i seez a “submit” button on Cheezburger Factory website.
again fangs to everyone who hepped me figger it out.
what happened to the factory function where you could actually make one on the site?
i don’t noes but now i don’t see the “submit” link any more
even tho i logged into word press
yase! confusion is alles bettr when shard.
site be down today…. not sure why or fur how long, but dis tiem it NOT just our imajinayshuns. dis tiem.
but yu can still go to da othfur site and vote. oh, and did we furget to menshun yu supposed to LIEK sum ob our capshuns???? seems our votes went DOWN since we reminded peeps to go dere. sigh.
I jus left factoree….
yep, it bounced bak.
Know whut bugz me? When we were a secret project just the 42? All those lolpics we created are waaayyy back. No body with a life will sit and go thru every one. I only have the patience to go thru maybe 15 pages or so. *sigh*. Oh wellz.
I have luuked thru all of them, frunt to back, starting wid de Happycat. If sumwun wood do “revisits” taht mite be fun.
Don tell mai boss.
I lookeded at all when I furst come heer. My sumishun also not seen, I sended him in long tiem ago…. sigh…
yeah, ‘lissa, i tink we gots to do sumfing to recober dem furst ones–we not tink dey eber eggspekted so MENY submisshuns!
um, wayt–dere peeps wif lifes outside ob da bun? rly? yu sure bout dat? or be it jest one ob dem tings you red on sum blog sumwhre?
iz why ICHC shud put owt book wit fayvrit r-kived LOLpics an mebbe fayv altrn8ive capshunz. iz okae tu getz it owt a munf b4 crissmess as long as iz not a peese ov poop wivowt endyooring valyu. juss meenz bakrz redyoos own risk.
OK: and how did you get into the 42, missy? JEALOUS
i wud look at all teh pics in TCF if all the empty submissions wud be taken out? there is dozens of pages that only have little grey squares where theres supposed to be a pic?
Nono Duffy we’s talkin bout sumpin different.
Yez, menny of owr furst submishons be borked naow. Deh capshuns on deh furst wuns wuz deh funnee, too. It wuz full ob win and awesumness. And funz. And naow can’t seez all uv dem. Mebbe wuld be nice if old wuns showed up furst and new peeps culd seez dem also? Den dey wuld gets moar votez and wuld showz up heer sumday?
Stend, I cannot hardlee beleeves dat u missed beein in deh 42. Had notis at syde of payge askin for help wit seekrit prodjek. U not seez it? ha ha. Too bad for u. neenerneenerneener. ( ;
♥ I luves u. Just kiddin.
Stendie, Why wif cheezburger bribery of course!
Yes dey are borked. Hmmph!
(psssssssst, sekret messij to othfur 42ths…. iffen you sabed da messijs you gotted frum TCF when yu submitted yur capshuns, you can mebbe reclaym da older ones. i tink it were just da furst cuppla days’ worf dat i not hav…. meet me at da sekret forums and we meow bout it.
ober and out.
dis be a joynt purroject of ICHC, CaLiCo (Calico Liberation Coalition) and TSWD (Total Sitehound Werld Dominayshun)–tho tofu and cheez not noes bout dat partnership. oops.)
Hanginz owt wif Bunneez
Sum Teddee Bayrz tu. Itz nice
Whut dat Beeg Klaw do?
I kood skreem. Hawller
Luukin lyk ebby wun else
Dey fink Iz a prize
Mebbee I relackz
Snuggilz daown wif teh Bunneez
Grayt place for a Nap
Jack.
liddle kittun, you IS a prize.
does anyone else feel like he just got away with something? that face just screams “nyahhhh!” to me.
kitteh: GED ME OUTTA HEER!
me: i has no corters. bettr luk nezt tim.
kitteh: …
me: bi.
K, how can I say this? Um. Exactly WTF is that plushee “doing* to that kitteh?
Whar himz hed? No wunner kitteh be lookin’ so happee.
Hay! Hotel bed jingles wif ‘Majic Fingarz!’
Put moars in! Den we gets room serbis!
I wants cheezburger.
Kitteh saiz, “Nyah, u can’t catchez me, I ripz up all da stufd amnimalz”
Oh noes!!!! Lil’ kittah, wai u steeks ur tung out at mee??? Wai u maik pee-pee on allz of dem my plushee toyz? wat I do to u? Yuu meen feelain…
“Get me outta here! Bears are after me!”
Put in more quarters or the plushie dies!
OH NOES! My peeples betta have my bail monees! For real, tho!
da claw! da claw!
Killah Kowalski huzzah! Or Liar liar. dat’s where he gotz it from.
I wuz tinking “toy story”
Ur plushies. I gotz dem.
I tried diggin out teh bottum an all I got wuz a fase ful of dust. *Pleh*
An I fown a hair bear bunch stuffee…. Iz not so grayte….
I iz in yer BigClawGame, poopin in yer prizes.
Oh hai I iz mayd in Chyna
oh noes!!!! think abowt the LOLswetshopz!!!!
relaks! iz organic not sinthetik. “oh hai I iz mayd in vaChyna”
wot? too edjumakashunal?
What you meen youz only has 1 quartuhs left?
haha like stuffed toy ^_^
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