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NO Cheezburger!
this ar a respektabul establishment
submitted by: joe s.
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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that tie really brings out the color of your eyes ;o)
PS (first) lol’s !!!
Noo, that ty is teh pleh!!! It clashes with kitteh’z eyezes! And with that tab collar, it just screams “clip on”!!
That ty is kitteh fashion aboose!!
OH NOES! THINK OF TEH LOLCATS!!1!
“i want thieez bum wiv da camera DED, ah want thare famblee DED, ah wantz thare frickin’ howse BURNT to tha GROWND!!!”
“leave the gun, take the cheezburgers… err, cannoli”
“juss wen i tink say is takin da cannoli owt, day putz it bak in” [said wiv hardcor expressif hand jestchers]
how woz da chem Stend?
oh hai
i has just joined teh meebo again diz mornin and found comment from Lisa stating, we shud agree on a time to meet there.
i has set up a comment in my blog where u can leave a suggestion.
maybe there cud be real time communicashun sumtime?
http://yvikitteh.wordpress.com/2007/07/03/we-can-haz-meebo-meeting/
If dey bringz a sody yew bringz da WYNE
if dey bringz da frenshfriez yew bringz da TWISEBAKED TATIES
if dey ordez a sammich.. yew sendz dem da CHEEZBURGERS!
“yur fren died screaming like a kitteh clipped into iShufflez”
{[run run run shove]} *PLEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
“did it sown enyting lyke dat?”
dats da ICHC WAY!!!!
i can has complaint form to managur?
Semi-casual cat is semi-casual
y ther no kippaz in kippa ty?
dis kitteh has gey pride ty on. onos?
self-hating homophobez. here, let me show you them. *slap* ow, iz maykin a ^o-o^
no self respecting gay man would be caught dead in that tie, trust. kitty has “colorblind manager of build-a-bear in fargo, ND tie” on
Dat ty iz ty of managerz of teh WIN movee, “Office Space.”
I can has TPS reportz?
Dat NOT gay pryd raynbo, let me ’ssure you. Dat ty are de PLEH!
Purdun me. Youse gots Gra Poopon?
Yeh–poopon dat tye!
Whatz teh naem of that sok puppit, teh insulting dog? … “Yah … to POOP ON!”
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog–sorta liek Don Rickles….but more hansum.
Better tie on thinkgeek.com I got da hubby a power tie frum dar, dey also have a tie wiv binary codez whut sayz ‘ties suck’. Beree nice silk tie listed under other clothes area.
Also, dey MADE the 8-bit tie dey had for April foolsies!! So many emails saying the tie was teh WIN, dey jus made one anyway!!
Lurves tinkgeeks!
I almoz bottid dat tye foar mah huzbin, but him nawt gotz to ware tyez foar moztliez. I zed, u kno whut, I no buyz u enny tyez, we waytz til we gotz kidlitz, den u git tyez foar krizmiz an birfdaye an fothurzdaye an evryfing. oboy.
kiti wud lyk u to sellz u a uzd kar. Iz a reel byutie. Only wuz ownd by gramma who uzd it evryday to dryv a milez oar zo to gitz da cheezburgurz foar hur kitiz. When da gramma pazzt on, da kitiz, dey iz ztrapt foar kazh, see, so dey sellz da kar. Dey uze da munnyz foar buyingz da cheezburgur place so’s they kan livez der wif awl da cheezburgurz.
Dis byutie Relyint K kar iz a zteel at five-teen fowzind cheezburgurz…. u wantz it. Mah brudder, him chekd it awl owt. Mah uthur brudder, him sellz u inshurins, k?
Brudder Darryl? Or othr brudder Darryl?
Yeth. All bruddurz Darryl. Dem awl werk heer. Dat wy da karlot iz kalld Darryls Uzd Kar Imporyum. Iz kuz iz Darrylz dat werkz heer.
U truzt Darrylz.
WIN!
sista iz Darryl-Anna. sheez famuss. she woz on Moeeesha.
akshully, ‘udder brudder Darryl’ iz funnee - sounz like a pimped out dood wid a fleschy pink afro mayd of cow-titties. Stend!
Ackshully, mai mutherz naim iz Daryl.
WHATCHOO SAYIN BOWT MAI MAMMAH?!? EHHH?
(Oh noez, I’z opinnd teh dore fur yo’ mama joekziz!!1 NAO!!1)
yeh, lyke ‘yo mama’s so Daryl that……….um……..’
Hi, Bob!
DRINK!
ROFL, yay, drink 4 teh “Hi Bob!” Ai go rent dat show naow.
Thiz not geek kitteh - no pockit protektor or slyd rool visibl; thiz kitteh be *stylin* … veree natty. Admyr kitteh’s sartorial splendr … he hawt!
kiti wil growz up to be CEC (Cheef Eckzekutiv ov Cheezburgurz). Him vary ambishiz.
We needz tu tawk abowt ur TPS reportz.
Lumbergh kitty sez “I’m going to need you to work this weekend”
Dis kitteh yooses TPS reportz tuh rap da fisheez. Dat’s whut dis kitteh tinks abowt da TPS reportz. And yesturdai kitteh had a kayse of da mondais.
Yer companees IT kitteh sez…I’ll shows u one moar time…( looks at u wif disdane)
Sheesh!
Kitteh gotz office dress code tewtally mixed up. No gotz to wear tie, but must gotz to wear PANTS!
Corporate cat is bossy!
He makes me sneak out for breaks.
Mafeea Kitteh saiz…Sai hewwo 2 mai leetle tai.
Tihs ar offis kat’z boss.
Teh bawss will c u nao.
(HALP!)
I tole her Id wate by teh clok an she cud no me by teh tye…wy dese Purshun babes alwaies laite???
Oh, trust me–she knowed u by dat ty, allright. An den she turned her floofy lil pawzez in da othr direcshun an RANNED!!!! owt ob bar.
Seeriusly, kittehdude. De tye? gotz 2 go.
Fashun sens: yr doin it wrong.
taykes a LONG tiem to get dere furs just so, yu noes! da line in da bafroom here effury mornin wif all dem purrsians be unreel
U know, that ty would look a lot better with a couple of iPod Shuffles clipped to it…
oh nooooooo … think of the iPodz!
Mai furz am perfeckt
Stiff Kollur an Girrlee Tye
Maykz Kitteh angree
Bad Fashhun Staytment
Hewminz are sillee. Kant leeve
Well enuffz alone
Uther Kittehz laff
I vows to spend a lawng tyme
Ecksacteeng Venjunce!
Jack.
Itz not bein dressd in hoominz close I objecks 2 — itz bein dress in yoogly hoominz close. Shurly u can see dis ty iz a disgrais.
Well, Susie….I doan think it wuz Shurly who pikt dat ty out inna firs plase!! Think it wuz prolly Dorathee.
Dress code say ty. Didn’t say nuffin bout no shirt nor pantses.
No shurt - no shues - no problum.
that is pretty funny lol
Y yes, Our legalz firm specializes in cheezeburger defense
Of course u stolez it! U cud not hep urself! No jurry wud convick u!
An da chewbacca defenses!
If teh cheezburger fitz…
Cute. But your cat still hates you.
Splendid!
If Tomcat Wolfe kan wayr dis owtfit,
so kan I!
…I may have purchased a similar tie from Target for our cats.