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*SNIFFFF*** Ahhhhhhhh, yum-o!!!!!!!!!!! NOM NOM NOM NOM
oh, peetza our FABORITE here! mommy keeps insisting pon habing sum ob each one, tho. hissssspitt.
kitteh on scent-sorie overload…
bred? chek.
cheez? *druul* chek.
peprohnee? chek.
hmm…needz burger…
nex tym.
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Belleezeemo! Me eets it allz up!
Mahnja mahnja! U look so thin! Eet bambino eet!
notiss how well da cat matches da dinder…. dis kitteh not gonna end up in shelter fur clashing wif liefstyle!
wat doz molto benny meanz? o.o?
iz ‘taleean fraze.
molto benne.
meanz dat sum guhd peetza.
Ya, molto means lotsa, and bene means good!
Means dat sum goooood peetsa!
kitteh tok ‘taleean. 2 qtrs.
Molto Benny wuld be gud name for big kitteh. Also Harry Viderchee and Bessie Mae Moocho.
Bedder dan Sodome mucho!!! Frum Second City!!!
Dis kitteh look so smug! Lurves da face!
OOOH, And Vinny Vidivichee, from Destiny Turns on the Radio! Movie full of Win and nakie Tarantino! LOL!
lol Italian LolCat…. I guess dat iz next sameztur klazz?
Dat peetsah does look reeeeely good! I can has a peese kitteh?
(Kitteh waps mah hand as i reech for peese)
MAH PEETSAH! U CAN NOT HAS!
mah peetsah? I believe you has my peetzah, and mah stapler? it wuz a red peetsah
i has extra cheeze
not going to ask… not going to ask…
u has dirty mind!
and whut was yur furst kloo?
Rotfl!!!
So - howza gym, stend?
oh, good so far. I haven’t seen that bitchy queen who channels ‘my pretty pony’ into her hairstyle lately, so I haven’t had to have any say something moments this week. there HAS been a spate of ugly people walking around the locker room naked lately, which is so not cute, and I’ve been wondering what to do about that. am thinking of having stickers made that read “we’re sorry, but only the attractive people are allowed to be naked in the locker room when not actually in the process of changing - next time, please wear a towel” and then slapping it on their locker when they step away, so that they return to it… still working on that one
LOL! Dat works!!! Sum peeps (liek me) sooo cazuel in da nekkies. Others not so much. Be nice, peeps! Others uncomf, den no do dat! If U can’t see important bits, no prance arown nekkies!!
Heh. You go to my gym, apparently. I usually plan my workouts for either the late afternoon or late, late evening hours to avoid just that spectacle… Pretty Pony’s name wouldn’t happen to be Tyler, would it?
Mmmm. Dis all me. Where is urs???
I dunno hu Benny iz, but he mayk a gud peetza.
Gess dat’s bettur than bein’ Molto Mario.
Yeah, cuz kitteh wuld fall owt of hiz clogs!
POSSO HA HAMBURGER AL FORMAGGIO?
ME PIACE MOLTO IL GATTO. CINQUE HAMBURGER AL FORMAGGIO. CINQUE!
You’s too small fur 5, kitteh, due is molto!!
La kitteh mobile, va plume vento! (er sumpin!)
“qual pium’al vento”
Ma, kitteh non e mobile, kitteh sta per mangiare la pizza! nomma nomma nomma
O Dio! Teh translashun of “nom nom nom” into Tallian is tu eccellente!
Vincere!
WINWINWINWINWIN!!!! GRAZI!!
Prego.
Pic looks pre-sneeze. *ah AAhh…* Numy.
Kitteh boogerz iz extry $1.50.
mmm, crunchee!
datz 10 kyndz uv rong. *pleh*
MOLTO FUNNIES!!
“Pleez to send one Benny, Jack …. wit sum nice nova, an one Benihana, wit extra boogrs … k?thx.”
Mmmmm jus lukin mak me hungree!!
U can tell dat kitteh soakin up teh fumes!
I love how one eye is open just a smidge wider than the other, as if he’s making sure no one tries to sneak in and get any while he’s inhaling the succulent aroma.
Damn, now I want pizza.
I noes! dudnt dat pizza look good?
stoner-kitteh can has the srs caes of teh munchies
Ur peetzuh.
I sat on it.
MAJOR PLEH
…reportin for doody.
Best running joke ever.
Mmm, cheez-butt.
Iz liek plushy butt?
PLUSHY BUTT PLUSHY BUTT PLUSHY BUTT
lord, what has gotten into me today? I think it’s the heat
maybe thats what happenz to gaiz when they see othar gaiz naked in teh locker room? :>
iz formin psykedelik animalband cawld Plushy Butthole Surfacez
oh, believe me - nobody wants to see these guys w/o clothes, and I mean NOBODY. it’s usually the raquetball players, and they’re usually about, say, 80 - I didn’t realize until the other day that old men tuck their undershirts INTO their jockeys, to give you some idea. MAJOR PLEH
iz becawz thare iz no room left to tuck dem into thare ani or peeholz like norml peepl. iz i rite?
Jes be glad dey not werrin a tong!!! Xb
Why iz da yung guyz allays ‘lookit me lookit me’? Liek der nekkies was amazing instead of silleeweerd! Iz dat cat toi? No? Den put away or I swat!
oh, b! yu gots SUCH a wai wif werds! *gigglesnort*
plz to go heer to see da lirics to a wunnerful song called ‘penis envy,’ by da band called uncle bonzai. we tink da owld ladies in da crowd gonna find it a LOT funnyer dan some ob da mensfolk…
http://www.yellowtailrecords.com/lyrics/lyr_corn.htm#penis
iz teh cheezyest,
Is how kittehs establish pwnership–dey sits on stuff. LOL
Mah kittez lyk tu establish pwershp bah goin poot.
Iz not plezzunt.
Dis be SO CUTE.
Maek me miss mah kitteh.
*sigh* Day 6 Kitteh Exile (vacayshun).
Aw. Soree U miss kitteh.
Wayr kitteh go fr vaykayshun?
wuz him tabbee? wuz him symeez? sumtymz i kant ‘member, en dat skurz me.
kitteh luk so prowd. om nom nom.
peetza is noo cheezburger.