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*SNIFFFF*** Ahhhhhhhh, yum-o!!!!!!!!!!! NOM NOM NOM NOM
oh, peetza our FABORITE here! mommy keeps insisting pon habing sum ob each one, tho. hissssspitt.
kitteh on scent-sorie overload…
bred? chek.
cheez? *druul* chek.
peprohnee? chek.
hmm…needz burger…
nex tym.
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Belleezeemo! Me eets it allz up!
Mahnja mahnja! U look so thin! Eet bambino eet!
notiss how well da cat matches da dinder…. dis kitteh not gonna end up in shelter fur clashing wif liefstyle!
wat doz molto benny meanz? o.o?
iz ‘taleean fraze.
molto benne.
meanz dat sum guhd peetza.
Ya, molto means lotsa, and bene means good!
Means dat sum goooood peetsa!
kitteh tok ‘taleean. 2 qtrs.
Molto Benny wuld be gud name for big kitteh. Also Harry Viderchee and Bessie Mae Moocho.
Bedder dan Sodome mucho!!! Frum Second City!!!
Dis kitteh look so smug! Lurves da face!
OOOH, And Vinny Vidivichee, from Destiny Turns on the Radio! Movie full of Win and nakie Tarantino! LOL!
lol Italian LolCat…. I guess dat iz next sameztur klazz?
Dat peetsah does look reeeeely good! I can has a peese kitteh?
(Kitteh waps mah hand as i reech for peese)
MAH PEETSAH! U CAN NOT HAS!
mah peetsah? I believe you has my peetzah, and mah stapler? it wuz a red peetsah
i has extra cheeze
not going to ask… not going to ask…
u has dirty mind!
and whut was yur furst kloo?
Rotfl!!!
So – howza gym, stend?
oh, good so far. I haven’t seen that bitchy queen who channels ‘my pretty pony’ into her hairstyle lately, so I haven’t had to have any say something moments this week. there HAS been a spate of ugly people walking around the locker room naked lately, which is so not cute, and I’ve been wondering what to do about that. am thinking of having stickers made that read “we’re sorry, but only the attractive people are allowed to be naked in the locker room when not actually in the process of changing – next time, please wear a towel” and then slapping it on their locker when they step away, so that they return to it… still working on that one
LOL! Dat works!!! Sum peeps (liek me) sooo cazuel in da nekkies. Others not so much. Be nice, peeps! Others uncomf, den no do dat! If U can’t see important bits, no prance arown nekkies!!
Heh. You go to my gym, apparently. I usually plan my workouts for either the late afternoon or late, late evening hours to avoid just that spectacle… Pretty Pony’s name wouldn’t happen to be Tyler, would it?
Mmmm. Dis all me. Where is urs???
I dunno hu Benny iz, but he mayk a gud peetza.
Gess dat’s bettur than bein’ Molto Mario.
Yeah, cuz kitteh wuld fall owt of hiz clogs!
POSSO HA HAMBURGER AL FORMAGGIO?
ME PIACE MOLTO IL GATTO. CINQUE HAMBURGER AL FORMAGGIO. CINQUE!
You’s too small fur 5, kitteh, due is molto!!
La kitteh mobile, va plume vento! (er sumpin!)
“qual pium’al vento”
Ma, kitteh non e mobile, kitteh sta per mangiare la pizza! nomma nomma nomma
O Dio! Teh translashun of “nom nom nom” into Tallian is tu eccellente!
Vincere!
WINWINWINWINWIN!!!! GRAZI!!
Prego.
Pic looks pre-sneeze. *ah AAhh…* Numy.
Kitteh boogerz iz extry $1.50.
mmm, crunchee!
datz 10 kyndz uv rong. *pleh*
MOLTO FUNNIES!!
“Pleez to send one Benny, Jack …. wit sum nice nova, an one Benihana, wit extra boogrs … k?thx.”
Mmmmm jus lukin mak me hungree!!
U can tell dat kitteh soakin up teh fumes!
I love how one eye is open just a smidge wider than the other, as if he’s making sure no one tries to sneak in and get any while he’s inhaling the succulent aroma.
Damn, now I want pizza.
I noes! dudnt dat pizza look good?
stoner-kitteh can has the srs caes of teh munchies
Ur peetzuh.
I sat on it.
MAJOR PLEH
…reportin for doody.
Best running joke ever.
Mmm, cheez-butt.
Iz liek plushy butt?
PLUSHY BUTT PLUSHY BUTT PLUSHY BUTT
lord, what has gotten into me today? I think it’s the heat
maybe thats what happenz to gaiz when they see othar gaiz naked in teh locker room? :>
iz formin psykedelik animalband cawld Plushy Butthole Surfacez
oh, believe me – nobody wants to see these guys w/o clothes, and I mean NOBODY. it’s usually the raquetball players, and they’re usually about, say, 80 – I didn’t realize until the other day that old men tuck their undershirts INTO their jockeys, to give you some idea. MAJOR PLEH
iz becawz thare iz no room left to tuck dem into thare ani or peeholz like norml peepl. iz i rite?
Jes be glad dey not werrin a tong!!! Xb
Why iz da yung guyz allays ‘lookit me lookit me’? Liek der nekkies was amazing instead of silleeweerd! Iz dat cat toi? No? Den put away or I swat!
oh, b! yu gots SUCH a wai wif werds! *gigglesnort*
plz to go heer to see da lirics to a wunnerful song called ‘penis envy,’ by da band called uncle bonzai. we tink da owld ladies in da crowd gonna find it a LOT funnyer dan some ob da mensfolk…
http://www.yellowtailrecords.com/lyrics/lyr_corn.htm#penis
iz teh cheezyest,
Is how kittehs establish pwnership–dey sits on stuff. LOL
Mah kittez lyk tu establish pwershp bah goin poot.
Iz not plezzunt.
Dis be SO CUTE.
Maek me miss mah kitteh.
*sigh* Day 6 Kitteh Exile (vacayshun).
Aw. Soree U miss kitteh.
Wayr kitteh go fr vaykayshun?
wuz him tabbee? wuz him symeez? sumtymz i kant ‘member, en dat skurz me.
kitteh luk so prowd. om nom nom.
peetza is noo cheezburger.
THAT my dear good sir…is NOT a cheezburger. Hmpf.
GIMMAH MAH CHEEZBURGAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!! NAO BETCH!!1
BIAAAATCHEZ!! U triez to pass dis off as a cheezburger? * Hock ptooie*
izz cheezburger peetsa dumdum
wit pepperonys onit
“pepperonys pizza tayks a giant sheet on yer gumbah cheezburgr – fankulo felina strontso!”
oh mamamia dats a spicy sheet bawl!
WHEW major pleh is in da HAUS lol’s
sry – that wuz supposed to go under melissas spicy sheet comment
iz dat a pepperony wiv melted cheez, or iz u jusst happy to seez me?
’spicy sheet bawl’ pwn btw. howzabout lepperoni? da spicy snossidj yu doan need to slice. ew?
Molto benny pizza iz molto benny
Peetza bockz iz warm
Lushuss smellz az it openz
Watchinz Hewmins handz
Teh Peetza iz Myn!
Hewminz no haz Nom Nom Nom
Untilz I sez so
Garlikz lyke Katnip
Kitteh in Sebenth Hebbenz
Breevz deeep. Dyvz right in!
Jack.
You are a GAWD amung kittehs, Jack!
Hi, B!
Been around Kittehz all mai lyf.
Noze alotz abaowt dem.
Ppl fink Iz yoosta beez wun in a preebeeyus lyfe.
Jack.
sum1 shud take ur haaykooz n mke buk 4 kittehs.
OMGPEONIES!!!! I wood sooo by dat buk!!!!
Wurkinz onnit, Trey
Puttinz togeffer a buk uv Kitteh pomez an hykuz
Needzta fynd a publissher an help pad aowt my reetyrzment.
Jack.
*swuunz*
Vanity press? POD? ten speed press or whozat Bear medicine bear whoever doods….
I gots a big ol list frum da festival o books, small and vanity an onlines… maybe the peeps who do the bad cat/bad dog/bad president books?
So KEWL!
Jack…whenebber yu doo getz reddy tu bee published….mak sure WE no first!!! We will start yur fan klub!!
We beens so sick, we ordered Vincenzo’s fur dinner!!!
YAY Kitteh! Va Bene! mmmmnomnomnomnommmm sausage pepperoni and garlicka!!!!nommitynommitynommmmmm
I wonder if this is the same Vincenzo’s as mine. Franco’s Vincenzo’s?
Dunno, der’s 2 inna valley here… We order frum da one on Balboa Blvd… dey R on speed dial, but we habent called all year cuz huby losded wayte. But we bof so sickie, we just sed Eff it, we’re havin peetza!
De uvver one on Mason at Dev, we never order der, too far!
i so hungawy now… >.
http://s33.photobucket.com/albums/d62/exs10s/?action=view¤t=lolpizza.gif
That is funnee!!! ANd delishus!
::SNIFF:::
ANCHOVEEZ!!!
HAHA SpongeBob. Teh smelliest smell dat smellz smelly.
Ize suspexted for yeers taht my babes ordur out wile Im at wurk.
“…heres teh cridit card! Push peetsa unner door!”
… was it the tomato paste residue along the bottom of the door that tipped you off?
**SNORF* oh.. deh garlik… is burnnen mah noze hairz!
ONOZ the kolesterall!! Dis iz kitteh abyoos! Won’ sumwun fink of the lolkittehs (an dere arterees!)!!!1!!!!!!11!
Dis picshure b krul. Don U noes dat kitteh diabeetees iz nawt a joke? Iz seereass prahblum.
but unlike human diabeetus, kitty diabeetus can heal itself. also, it’s very treatable. my cat has been getting two shots a day for eight years (he’s 12), so it probably won’t heal itself, but he also was never a fatty. kitty diabeetus is a problem, but not nearly as big as kitty obesity.
also, happenz moar in oldar kittehs. my puhjee kitteh iz no diabeetus kitteh, but my former kitteh (rip) was diabeetus wen she gotz old. she wuz skinee tho! so, not alwaez az eezee to cawz or pruhvint.
my kitty Calvin was diabetic, 6 years, two shots a day. He died last week at age 13. I kept hoping he would heal himself, but never did. He had just completed an insulin study and we had a years supply of insulin we donated to the vet to give to other kitty mommies b/c its so expensive.
Keep da kitties healthy so dey don’t get the diabeetees!
So sorry to heer of yur loss,CAT….but yu did wunnerful theeng to donate de meds! Bless you
Thanks, COL. I made us feel good that we could do something to keep his memory going.
aw, sowwy bout calvin. GLOW to guides him way to da bridge, and to heal yur heart.
So very sorry about the loss of your beloved Calvin.
I hopez mah kitteh Bella is playin’ with him nao.
And dat dey bof beez playin wif my Squeaker, too.
dey’s got effuryting dey need at da bridge, ceptin’ us. but one ob dere faborite tings to do, we heer, is to lay around in da eberlasting sunshine, and tell storees about dere silly hoomins and all da ridikulouse tings dey do. and den, knowing dat we can’t pawsibly surbibe wifout cats to tayke care ob us, dey pick out da next one and send it to we.
(we bet calvin be holding da innerviews rite now.)
awwwww i likes dat.
Sorree to hear yu loss Calvin – mah big ol fluffins Emerson wuz diabetik tu. Yu never luse the speshul plase in the hart yu keep for every wun of yur bebes. And donatin his insulin bak to teh vet makes a very fine memorial.
*hug*
Not touching this with a ten foot pole!
wut? yoo don’ wanna git into ‘nudder pizzin’ kontest wif teh udder “dokter”?
also, ment no insultz too shera. jus’ re-red an it sowndz kinda snarky. sorreez!
Moochaz Grazieass!
how ’bout a six-foot czech?
now DATZ whut yu kall a “snappy comebak!!” WIN!!
sigh. i cannot EBEN tell you how long i been wayting fur a chance to use dat line….
pass me da breadstikz! nomnomnom
Noez! Doan fill up on da bredd–didn’t mummakitteh evr tell u dat???
Fud kritik cat inhales deeply teh heady scent of teh parmesan, teh spices, teh sauce, teh OUTTA MAI WAY! GIVES ME TEH NOM NOM NOM NAO!!!1!
Oh cwap, ah buhnned teh woof ub mai mowf…I can has frosty cold fermented tsty bevrgs nao?
Fud kritik cat rates dis peetsa “4 paws”.
mah kitteh Boots (RIP him vurry misst soul) wud sayz “needz moar oluvs!” *sniff*
What’s that you say? Your pizza is melted Benny? That’s horrible! Just horrible!
What? Oh. Well, that’s very different.
Never mind.
Mah Emily Littella joke is ruint. Poop.
I liked it !!!
“What’s all this fuss about Soviet jewelry?”
You iz too kind. I wuz tryn to mak like html tag “close Emily Littella” but it din’t show up.
Won’t sumwun tink of da Bennies!!!! ooooo!!! Bennies!!!
“What’s all this about violins on television?”
Ah, Gilda–another one that was taken from us far too soon…
“Ohhhh….nevermind!” I misses her, too!
Oh men… thiz morning I found a cute little note in the food box my bf had made me last nite…
on the left it said “NOM NOM” and had a cat wif “finking bubbles” drawn undarneaf, and next to the nom nom “Lunch Box”. I was really happy about that …. but nao, I saw deez pic, and nao I want pizza really bad… but its 7.20 am… how cud i possibly get pizza nao?
(
my nom nom lunchbox only has blueberry yoghurt, some chz, a kiwi and a red pepper.. =/ want nom nom! *g
Gourmet Kitteh-Profeshunal Deelevery Gooroo.
Che bello! Gatto: bellissimo! What a triffic face!
My two kittiez [Sophie the super-shy tortoiseshell, and Jessie the super-playful-and-affectionate golden tabby] are snoozin’ now, dreaming about yummy kitty food (funny thing–they don’t like human food much, except the occasional scrap of very plain deli ham for one who also likes a little bit of skim milk while I have my breakfast.
Comment above about diabetes: very true. My previous cat Phoebe had diabetes and I gave her insulin injections for over a year–then she died at age 12 of feline leukemia (despite having received innoculations every year). Diabetes is serious woe for the over-weight–I think about it when I see photos here of fat creatures.
Anyhows–that r a vry nyum peetsa, kitteh!
ATZA NICEA KITTEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MANJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lolcat eetaliano deeche, “kwesta non e’ alla marghereeta!”
Iz not delivery: iz de NOM NOM NOM.
(srsly–pizza lookz ::::droolyslobberslorpf:::: um, taysteee. MUCH want.)
hai, r u dat kitteh frum the sopranos final?? u luk liek dat kitty…
don’t be steelin Tony’s peetsa, he gonna be mad
otay, we wanna see raized paws ob alla da cats whomz hoomins wented and ordered peetza last nite or today (or will tonite) cuz ob DIS piture.
(meny meny paws raised in dis house, letmetellyoudis!)
cheez and tofu, tink ob da commurshal pawsibilities: ENDORSED BY DA CATZ OF ICHC
Heh. Me! I saw dis an nu I wud take teh kidz for pizza lunch. N I did, 2.
nom nom nom nom
Do english muffn mini ‘za maed in toastr ovn count? If so, i iz guiltee, also!
Gotz DiGiorno in da ovn rite now. :::sigh:::
damn, we easy. (but we NOT cheep.)
Onnlee gud thing abowt wurkin on holiday is may wurkplase has veree gud kaffaterea, has peetsas valeabale all teh time for onlee 2 monees.
Nom nom nom.
alrite, so duffy be cheep. (sowwy, not purrsonal, just cudn’t resist–i jellouw, rly!)
I may be cheep but I gotz peetsa.
Neener neener neener.
(I wud email yu sum if I cud. Hey – yu got fax nummbur?)
Pizza man: U wantz me to cutz dis into 8 peeces?
Blonde: (I can do dis becuz now I iz wun. Used to be redhead, but…)
No, I’m not hongry enuff to eet 8 peeces. Just cut it into 4.
kthxbai
lol!
mai liddel kitteh, Zergy, usta sit on TOP ob da peeza box cuz it wuz warm plaice to be. it wud alwuz maik da cheez stik to da lid. i missez himz so mush.
i ordrd grene peporz
y dem serkles on dat peetsa?
LOLz i can has slyse?
Now THAT’s Kitalian!
GREATAST EAVARH!
best evar! ‘teh orange ones r poysin’ is now 2nd favrit. molto benny!!
this is the best lolcat ever
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OMG PEEZA!
im the 1337th vote! lolz
Dat be teh NINJA-peetza you has. :O
…Peetza dat vanish kwikly wit out trayce. ;3
imminent nom