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I IZ NOT COMFORTABLE


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  1. ChAoS-aCiD says:

    Dog butt in face iz no gdz!

  2. jackie says:

    Kitteh sammich wit dawg bread, plz!

  3. renaud says:

    Grup seks is not that funnay aftar all.

  4. LOLDemon says:

    I has bodeegards. Iz nesessaree, now dat I iz faymus ICHC kitteh.

  5. miss foots says:

    Caturday’s here and I gots ta babysit these lazy dogs.

  6. typingisnotactivism says:

    Masscara wanted 2 play ‘pin th little critterz on th tiger’ for th burfday? well, corse we can do that. doesn’t meen it makes sense to. yu got started orredy? sheesh. hmm. ah’ll go gat mah bunny. ah tink heez hidin undr a box or summin.

  7. Doug says:

    Mumma… wai yoo hier dese bodygards foar me? I iz aww growed up. ‘Sides, dey sleep all teh tiem.

  8. Annie says:

    Oh, Oh, Oh,
    Nice warm chi-wawas
    and an Oreo kitteh………

  9. Kate says:

    If kittayn not comfutbl, can I snuggl dogz insted? Free up imprtnt kittayn tiem for other stuff.

  10. stendhalismo says:

    kitty just needs to DEMAND doggies make a better bed for her, in true kitty manner

    “YOU !!! (jab, YELP) and YOU !!! (jab, YIPS) move this way, now here, OK now I sprawl on you”

  11. KarmaLysing says:

    I iz eveel genius. Dese my minions.

    Mwa, hahahaha, etc.

  12. tenhousecats says:

    jest nother case ob ‘close encounters ob da furr’d kind’

  13. Menopaws says:

    Ain’t it gud to noe u got a fren? Peepl can bee so kold …

  14. divageek says:

    Wun ov dese fings iz not liek teh others. . .

  15. Genevieve says:

    hehehehe cuuuute

  16. Jack Deth says:

    O, hai…. Meetz mai Staff
    Pretteh, stowt harted loyal dawgz
    Dey do mai bidding

    Starrted lawng ago
    Wen I wuz Liddle Kitteh
    I amz spoylt rawttn

    Dey tink Iz Puppeh
    Wif a speeech immpeddiment
    I canz liv wif dat :-)

    Jack.

  17. stendhalismo says:

    ʇsǝʇ

  18. stendhalismo says:

    ¡¡¡ ʎɹɐʇuǝɯɯoɔ ǝsǝǝɥɔ ɟo 1ǝʌǝ1 ʍǝu ǝ1oɥʍ ɐ s,ʇı – sʞɹoʍ ʎ11ɐʇoʇ ʇı bɯo

    • Kerm Martian says:

      You can has reed of teh digg? :)

    • tenhousecats says:

      ?rednnuw ew , detnarraw eb esnopser bo trs tuhw

    • Shera(kittehvet) says:

      I think you need to take the shuffle off your scrotum now. It is doing strange things to your brains. (both of them).

      • stendhalismo says:

        ¿ʎ11ɐǝɹ
        ɹǝɐ11ʎ?

        that’s pretty cool – if you flip and then flip the flip it reverses order, but never goes back upright
        ʇɥbıɹdn ʞɔɐq sǝob ɹǝʌǝu ʇnq ‘ɹǝpɹo sǝsɹǝʌǝɹ ʇı dı1ɟ ǝɥʇ dı1ɟ uǝɥʇ puɐ dı1ɟ noʎ ɟı – 1ooɔ ʎʇʇǝɹd s,ʇɐɥʇ
        ʇɥɐʇ’s pɹǝʇʇʎ ɔoo1 – ıɟ ʎou ɟ1ıp ɐnd ʇɥǝn ɟ1ıp ʇɥǝ ɟ1ıp ıʇ ɹǝʌǝɹsǝs oɹdǝɹ, buʇ nǝʌǝɹ qoǝs bɐɔʞ upɹıqɥʇ

    • Lisa says:

      Oh holee gawd. I go ‘way fer haf a day an come bak to find that yoopeeps haf freekd teh hell owt. An parantlee Stend kant bee lefft ‘lon fer wun minit else hee turnz teh playse upsyde down. Srsly. How teh hellz yoo doo that…voodoo…that….yoodoo….?

  19. stendhalismo says:

    ¿p1oq uı ʞɹoʍ ʇı sǝop

    • stendhalismo says:

      ¡¡¡ ɥɐɥɐɥɐɥɐʍɯ ¡¡¡ p1oq uı sʞɹoʍ ʎ11ɐʇoʇ ʇı sǝʎ
      http://www.revfad.com/flip.html

      • Menopaws says:

        okay, now i need a friggin Dramamine…

        • Menopaws says:

          Yesssss, it rilly, rilly, rilly wurks in bold … dude!

          • stendhalismo says:

            omg my monday is totally complete
            bɯo ɯoupɐʎ sı ʇoʇɐ11ʎ ɔoɯd1ǝʇǝ

          • typingisnotactivism says:

            OH NOES!!!!! think of the LOLfonts!!!!!

            • Pittypat says:

              oh noes, teh infont lolifonts in lhasa!

            • typingisnotactivism says:

              :( iz sirius problem 4 sure. must try to zzzzz now and not swet the infont lolifonts in lhasa an d ɟɹıɔʞıu ʍǝıɹp ndsıpǝ poʍu ɟouʇs :) . nyte beetches.

            • MassCara says:

              OMG I’z dizzee. Ynowz I hadda wayt until I gotsted on mai laptawp tuh beyabull ta reed enny uv dis. Mai pooter at wurk dinna reid it proplee…it wuz jus bocksis n skwayirs…

              AIFKNGITZITNAOW!!1

              1¡¡ʎɐpɥʇɹıq ,uıddı1ɟ ʇɐǝɹb ɐ ʇɐɥʍ

            • typingisnotactivism says:

              dats bullpoop an yu knoes it! yu hadta wayt to reed it til yu getz on laptop coz desktop too hevvy to turn upside down! :)

            • MassCara says:

              *SOMCALMAO* (Sitting on my couch and…)

              Oh…if onlee it wur so eezee tu looz an ass dat wai…

            • Jeanie says:

              ow ow ow ow!! mai iballz iz screemin DO NOT WANT! PLEH!

            • typingisnotactivism says:

              in the ‘diet plan yu can truss’ voice

              “forget the lo-carb, hi protein megavite seaweed zerotranzfat no wheat ptooey. if yu’re serious abowt loozing wate we haff 2 fantastik wate loss planz for yu. Plan A, we juss paynt yer unwonted fat to look like a ritch manz cock, get Paris Hilton drunk, and let nature take its course. If the thawt of Paris Hiltonz lipz touching yu iz moar discusting than waying 600 powndz (an letz fayse it, it kind ov iz) den in plan B we juss LYAO!!! ……ifn thatz no werk, we juss ampyoot8 stuff tilz yu can stop uss.”

            • typingisnotactivism says:

              OMiGod Jeannie – iBallz is thare summing u aint telling uz??? >!>!> Stevez knowz no limitz!!!!

            • Jeanie says:

              *ded* from lmao. iz awl tina fawlt.

            • typingisnotactivism says:

              ul2myao?

  20. D.R. says:

    okey nau yu mooves, pleez… jus a litl… i cant get inta pillo… pleez, iz difcult… er, guyse–yer not getin de point, heer… pleez? scooch over?…

    aw jeemony. nau i gotsa go on juj joody sho, splain how ‘partmint iz ovrcrooded an mai roomayts iz not obeeyin termv ov leese.
    :(

  21. Mando says:

    I IZ LUCKY PIERRE. LULZ!

  22. Duffy says:

    Somesing haz GOTZ to be dun about teh Mecksican immigrashun problum.

  23. Glen says:

    Be very, very quiet… My paw is under the dog…

  24. lzblogger says:

    Boy do I know this feeling! ~ jb///

  25. kitkat says:

    Whyz must I’s bee the meat in eediot samwich?

  26. LuvBJones says:

    Puppeh pooted.

  27. Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

    Dere wuz three inna bed and da little wun said

    “PLEH! Steenky dog butt! Do not want!!”

  28. graceisgone says:

    Dey pooted, but it iz NUFFING in da face of KITTY POOTS!

  29. Alice Shortcake says:

    Yes, ai be only little but mai fartz can gas 2 dogz at same tym!

  30. kitkat says:

    It wuz 3 dog nite, but duez to cutbacks, I hadz to firez one dog.

    • Menopaws says:

      hahaha! … got outsourced?

      • typingisnotactivism says:

        in Twilight Zone voice
        “there are so many inexplicable and unpredictable wins in the I IZ NOT KUMFRTABLE 2-dogz-an-a-kitteh thread. This…has been one of them.”

  31. pollymt says:

    teh cheerleading triangle went badly wrong . . .

    • Gimme a “C”
      “C!”
      Gimme a “H”
      “H!”
      Gimme a “E”
      “E!”
      Gimme anudder “E”
      “E!”
      Gimme a “Z”
      “Z”
      Whut has dat b speling?
      “Bukkit? Um …. lolrus? Invisibul?”
      I’s in ur grandstans
      Wif not a klue in mah hed.
      “Caturday?!”

      • typingisnotactivism says:

        *bwahaha*
        “thiz iz a seirius triangle. we doin a seirius cheer. WE AWN SEIRIUS *tumblecrashfuk*..”

  32. Melissa says:

    My hoes. See dem cower in mah pwesence!

  33. AppleKitttehPipeBand says:

    I can has meh own ruum?


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