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Dog butt in face iz no gdz!
Or
LOL WE IS SLEEPING ON A GIANT TIGER KEKEKEK ^_^
fully – juss look at Ann Coulter.
I not lykez to luk at Ann Coulter stoopy biatch.
I must protest. Once again, cruelty is being advocated on ICHC.
u watez heer, i go getz clipon hedfonez an empeethree ov ann coulter ridin rush limborg lyke a mekanical walrus. kthx.
What is this, Guantanamo?
Crewel an unyoozhooal pun-nishmint at leest.
Aldo I pay gud monneez to see dat vidyo!!! LOL!
Stoopy gangly whorseface nanny booger butt poopie ting!
Iz joke, peeple. Doan freek.
Dis no plase fer jokes!
ftw!!! u iz awl kunny funtz.
nu, iz nawt gud at awl.
Kitteh sammich wit dawg bread, plz!
Grup seks is not that funnay aftar all.
Sumwun alwayz has teh regret.
kitty’s in the ‘lucky pierre’ spot ;o)
I has bodeegards. Iz nesessaree, now dat I iz faymus ICHC kitteh.
.datzkewtazfuk.
Caturday’s here and I gots ta babysit these lazy dogs.
Masscara wanted 2 play ‘pin th little critterz on th tiger’ for th burfday? well, corse we can do that. doesn’t meen it makes sense to. yu got started orredy? sheesh. hmm. ah’ll go gat mah bunny. ah tink heez hidin undr a box or summin.
(tink about da LOLcats!)
ohno!
OH NOES THINK OF THE LOLCATS !!!
YAY!!!1!
YU LYK MEH!!? YU RLY LAIK MEH!!1!
(Fanx fur membrin mai birfdai!!1 *MENNYKITHZEZ*) *BIRFDAI DANS* “I’z tu tu teh fith tudai!!1!”
U say itz ur birthday ??? … happy birthday to you!!!!
All the base 2 yu! haff great * tudae.
FANKU FANKU FANKU!!1
Hmm…a “*”…a fillintehblaynk…All hafta git bek tu yu onnat.
On friday I’s be the answer – to life uneeberse an evieting! Friday bday for B!!!!
I want a pony! Or tix to Pat Benatar at de Canyon Club! HINT!!
‘blank’ wurkz but woz thinkin ‘haff great times’. iz e-z-2-c nyes?
Happee birfdayz to u
Happee birfdayz to u
Happee birfdayz Dear MissCara
Happee birdayz to u.
♥♥♥♥
Ms. MassC, may u reseef frekwent deliffereez of katlua n kreem, whopping burgerz, an attraktif menz hu b smart (unuf) an good wif hans.
Pittypat u mekkin meh haert go pitty pat!1!2!3!4!5!6…
“WAYTAIR!!! WAIR DOEZ MENZ AI OARDIRRED!!!!1″
Happee Kahluas an Kreems Day, Massy!
Mah furst kittehs, Humbert Humbert an Lolita, was borne on dis dai in 1987!! Dey livs lonng happee lyvs, butt dey kross ova teh reinbough brige.
So mutch happee on dis dai!! suite an sugery nom nom noms fur Massy!!
OMG….cbsb, I thoughted yu sed “surgery”!!!!!
Yas…wull…aftah all dah katluahz n kreemz n stroing hanz of all doze menzez, nawt tu menshin all de * and * and * and * and * * *…ai mai need tu hav a surjeree sweit awl tu mehsef!!!1
*LOWELL*
(Haha, Lowell, MA – the old mill town in Northern Mass)
:::brings our da toona rools, da shrimp puffies, da tray ob mousgaritas, da ratbeer floats, da chococat-chip cookies, and da 37-layer salmon cayke wif catnip-creem-cheez frosting.:::::
good wif hans and tung, plz!!! so he can tell MassCara a gud loljoke!!!
Happy daytoyou, MassCara!!!
Dats soooooooo not whare I tot u waz goin wif dat……….(the gud loljoke i mean)
Happee Birfday MassCara!!!
Katluas and kreems
Be in ur dreams
And kittehs purr
round ur head
U guiz r osum. Mah rummayt finx so tu.
Huhuh tung…huhuh…Annie…mai brayne iz onna saym wayvylength az yurz. LUV YUR POE-A-TREE!!!1
Ai finx ai need anuther katlua & creim. *LULZ*
HAPPY BIRFDAY HUNEE!!!! Hope it r a good one!
Fankthez!!
Speshull kissiz fur yu, sistuh. Hoap yu hadda smoov return ta wurk (hurk) tadai.
Awwww i feelz speshul!♥♥♥♥ for U!!!!!
Mumma… wai yoo hier dese bodygards foar me? I iz aww growed up. ‘Sides, dey sleep all teh tiem.
Oh, Oh, Oh,
Nice warm chi-wawas
and an Oreo kitteh………
brilliant!
Why tank u, miss thc. even thru nausea and cravings, i still got it. from quitting smoking ya’ll, not being pregnant! Just thought I’d clarify that………
If kittayn not comfutbl, can I snuggl dogz insted? Free up imprtnt kittayn tiem for other stuff.
kitty just needs to DEMAND doggies make a better bed for her, in true kitty manner
“YOU !!! (jab, YELP) and YOU !!! (jab, YIPS) move this way, now here, OK now I sprawl on you”
Mistriss Kitteh iz a demaynding dom.
*whip*
egad, no bondage!
yes, leave for me and my masterhubby! At leas, when we get over de evil summer sinus yuck!!! den we play!!!
I fink havin a cold in da summer is full of teh suck!! Werse dan inna winter.
Feel betterz!
I iz eveel genius. Dese my minions.
Mwa, hahahaha, etc.
jest nother case ob ‘close encounters ob da furr’d kind’
Ha!
Ain’t it gud to noe u got a fren? Peepl can bee so kold …
They’ll hurt u
n desert u
n they’ll take ur sole
if u let dem
Wun ov dese fings iz not liek teh others. . .
Win!
hehehehe cuuuute
O, hai…. Meetz mai Staff
Pretteh, stowt harted loyal dawgz
Dey do mai bidding
Starrted lawng ago
Wen I wuz Liddle Kitteh
I amz spoylt rawttn
Dey tink Iz Puppeh
Wif a speeech immpeddiment
I canz liv wif dat
Jack.
ʇsǝʇ
¡¡¡ ʎɹɐʇuǝɯɯoɔ ǝsǝǝɥɔ ɟo 1ǝʌǝ1 ʍǝu ǝ1oɥʍ ɐ s,ʇı – sʞɹoʍ ʎ11ɐʇoʇ ʇı bɯo
You can has reed of teh digg?
where is this exciting digg you espeak of? I got it from boingbpoing.net …
sry – boingboing.net
?rednnuw ew , detnarraw eb esnopser bo trs tuhw
I think you need to take the shuffle off your scrotum now. It is doing strange things to your brains. (both of them).
¿ʎ11ɐǝɹ
ɹǝɐ11ʎ?
that’s pretty cool – if you flip and then flip the flip it reverses order, but never goes back upright
ʇɥbıɹdn ʞɔɐq sǝob ɹǝʌǝu ʇnq ‘ɹǝpɹo sǝsɹǝʌǝɹ ʇı dı1ɟ ǝɥʇ dı1ɟ uǝɥʇ puɐ dı1ɟ noʎ ɟı – 1ooɔ ʎʇʇǝɹd s,ʇɐɥʇ
ʇɥɐʇ’s pɹǝʇʇʎ ɔoo1 – ıɟ ʎou ɟ1ıp ɐnd ʇɥǝn ɟ1ıp ʇɥǝ ɟ1ıp ıʇ ɹǝʌǝɹsǝs oɹdǝɹ, buʇ nǝʌǝɹ qoǝs bɐɔʞ upɹıqɥʇ
i rememember an eggspressshun my bestest furriend and i used bout each othfur alla time, sumfin bout bein easily amuzed…
I’m nawshus.. I’m nawshus…
You flip the text, you wash your hands….
Oh holee gawd. I go ‘way fer haf a day an come bak to find that yoopeeps haf freekd teh hell owt. An parantlee Stend kant bee lefft ‘lon fer wun minit else hee turnz teh playse upsyde down. Srsly. How teh hellz yoo doo that…voodoo…that….yoodoo….?
(what’s wif dat wol flyin round da house, enyway?)
¿p1oq uı ʞɹoʍ ʇı sǝop
¡¡¡ ɥɐɥɐɥɐɥɐʍɯ ¡¡¡ p1oq uı sʞɹoʍ ʎ11ɐʇoʇ ʇı sǝʎ
http://www.revfad.com/flip.html
okay, now i need a friggin Dramamine…
Yesssss, it rilly, rilly, rilly wurks in bold … dude!
omg my monday is totally complete
bɯo ɯoupɐʎ sı ʇoʇɐ11ʎ ɔoɯd1ǝʇǝ
¡1ooʞ ¡ʞoo1
srsly tho…HTF?
¡¡¡¡noʎ dı1ɟ sǝsnɹ1ɐʍ ɟo pɐo1ʇǝʞɔnq ɐ ɐıssnɹ uı ʇɐɥʇ puɐ ‘(ɥɔıɥʍ ǝɹns ʇou) ʞɔɐsʇnu sıɥ oʇ ɥsnɹqɥʇooʇ ɹo sǝuoɥdɹɐǝ ɹnoʎ ɹǝɥʇıǝ pǝddı1ɔ sɐɥ puǝʇs ‘ɹǝʌǝ buıɥʇʎuɐ ɟo ʎɹoʇsıɥ ǝɥʇ uı ǝɯoɹpuı1ɐd ɔɥɔı pǝʇɹǝʌuı ʇsɹıɟ ǝɥʇ ǝʇoɹʍ ʇɐdʎʇʇıd ʇɐɥʇ noʎ 11ǝʇ oʇ ǝɯıʇ poob ɐ ʎ1qɐqoɹd sı sıɥʇ
ıɐqxɥʇʞ
…buı1ǝǝɔ ǝɥʇ uo buıʇıɹʍ ɹǝǝʍ uǝɥʍ
‘buı1ǝǝɟ ɐ ʇoʍ ɥo
☺☺☺☺☺☺
¡nɹɐqns ɹn uı
oopǝpdooɥʍ os
¡dıɹʇ ɐ ʇɐɥʇ ʇ,uıɐ
¡dı1ɟ zuɐɔ ı
So put that in yer pipe an smoke it!
UMMM…….rsrly, WTF?????
It’s all Sten’s fault.
Global warming? Sten’s fault.
The deficit? Sten’s fault.
Parhiss Hilton? Sten’s fault.
Flipped typing? Definitely Sten’s fault …
okayyyyyyyyyyyyy…NOW I understan!
¡1¡¡¡ʇʍo ʇı pǝɹǝbbıɟ ı ¡¡zʎnb ʎǝɥ
jesus – now *I* need a dramamine !!!
ohhhhhh, dis hurtz my brainz………plz to not type backwords/upsidedown
is sumone typing backwords or upsided down? i hadn’t notissed dat at all, at all
OH NOES!!!!! think of the LOLfonts!!!!!
oh noes, teh infont lolifonts in lhasa!
OMG I’z dizzee. Ynowz I hadda wayt until I gotsted on mai laptawp tuh beyabull ta reed enny uv dis. Mai pooter at wurk dinna reid it proplee…it wuz jus bocksis n skwayirs…
AIFKNGITZITNAOW!!1
1¡¡ʎɐpɥʇɹıq ,uıddı1ɟ ʇɐǝɹb ɐ ʇɐɥʍ
dats bullpoop an yu knoes it! yu hadta wayt to reed it til yu getz on laptop coz desktop too hevvy to turn upside down!
*SOMCALMAO* (Sitting on my couch and…)
Oh…if onlee it wur so eezee tu looz an ass dat wai…
ow ow ow ow!! mai iballz iz screemin DO NOT WANT! PLEH!
in the ‘diet plan yu can truss’ voice
“forget the lo-carb, hi protein megavite seaweed zerotranzfat no wheat ptooey. if yu’re serious abowt loozing wate we haff 2 fantastik wate loss planz for yu. Plan A, we juss paynt yer unwonted fat to look like a ritch manz cock, get Paris Hilton drunk, and let nature take its course. If the thawt of Paris Hiltonz lipz touching yu iz moar discusting than waying 600 powndz (an letz fayse it, it kind ov iz) den in plan B we juss LYAO!!! ……ifn thatz no werk, we juss ampyoot8 stuff tilz yu can stop uss.”
OMiGod Jeannie – iBallz is thare summing u aint telling uz??? >!>!> Stevez knowz no limitz!!!!
*ded* from lmao. iz awl tina fawlt.
ul2myao?
okey nau yu mooves, pleez… jus a litl… i cant get inta pillo… pleez, iz difcult… er, guyse–yer not getin de point, heer… pleez? scooch over?…
aw jeemony. nau i gotsa go on juj joody sho, splain how ‘partmint iz ovrcrooded an mai roomayts iz not obeeyin termv ov leese.
I IZ LUCKY PIERRE. LULZ!
Somesing haz GOTZ to be dun about teh Mecksican immigrashun problum.
Ai heer dat’s Sten’z fawlt tu.
Be very, very quiet… My paw is under the dog…
Wai iz yur fathur hyding unnerneath a smawl puppeh? Shewt. I rekkin yur maw shore must b a skairee wummin.
Boy do I know this feeling! ~ jb///
Whyz must I’s bee the meat in eediot samwich?
Puppeh pooted.
Dere wuz three inna bed and da little wun said
“PLEH! Steenky dog butt! Do not want!!”
Dey pooted, but it iz NUFFING in da face of KITTY POOTS!
Yes, ai be only little but mai fartz can gas 2 dogz at same tym!
OMG … thas so phunnie! An TRU … size maek noe diffrenz in deadliness of poot!
Mmm, judge me by mai size, do you? As well you should not, for my ally is
Teh FARTS!!!
It wuz 3 dog nite, but duez to cutbacks, I hadz to firez one dog.
hahaha! … got outsourced?
in Twilight Zone voice
“there are so many inexplicable and unpredictable wins in the I IZ NOT KUMFRTABLE 2-dogz-an-a-kitteh thread. This…has been one of them.”
teh cheerleading triangle went badly wrong . . .
Gimme a “C”
“C!”
Gimme a “H”
“H!”
Gimme a “E”
“E!”
Gimme anudder “E”
“E!”
Gimme a “Z”
“Z”
Whut has dat b speling?
“Bukkit? Um …. lolrus? Invisibul?”
I’s in ur grandstans
Wif not a klue in mah hed.
“Caturday?!”
*bwahaha*
“thiz iz a seirius triangle. we doin a seirius cheer. WE AWN SEIRIUS *tumblecrashfuk*..”
My hoes. See dem cower in mah pwesence!
I am teh head cat in dis joint, and deez be mah bitchez…
I can has meh own ruum?
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