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*SPLOOSH*
Hed is gone. Tu much cute. De end.
Hey – I was Furst!
Furst furrst furrest furriest!
Were’z my prize?
Oh – wait. I is ded from hypercutemia.
Can I has my prize posthumorously?
Too bad, Duffy! Teh prize wuz tem bazillion cheezeburgers….but iffn yu is ded, den I guess we gotz to eet dem four yu!! Too bad, so sad. HEHEHEHE
Oh, jus shuvul them in over mah ded boddy.
duffy it waz ammuzing teh first few times but naiw itz just plian weird
sorry ‘plain’
yus kitteh. wez found you. wuz notty of you to pleat teh horsus tail
kitty is attending paul mitchell beauty school – was attempting french braid
dis catmoflage not be werkin den…
camouflage kitty is camouflaged
I wuz gunna sei thattt!!
FAIL at captions.
Profanity makes it less funny.
OH NOES – THINK OF THE LOLCATS !!!
WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE LOLCATS ???
*sigh*
*bork* *bork* *boing!* *boing!* *whooo00000OOOOOO00000ooooa!1111!!!*
(just seemd a gud plaec 4 sounFX, doan noe y…)
Oh, I dunno…it cracks me up! I know MY cat uses profanity. One time he was having a typical kitty insanity moment and he smacked into the coffee table. I swear he said “S**t”. Then he sat down and licked his paws like nothing had happened.
Yea….an how bout all doez “WTF”s dey be givin us all teh time????
my kitteh may wanna swear but he nevah does
I wunse gave my Tux a new kind of teh catafud, and he lookd at it…looked at me…snifd it… den looked rite into my eyez an pretended to scraape kitty littur ovur it. Teh meaning couldna been cleerer, and it wuz skatologic.
OMG, how dare you feed your kitteh s**t? this is kitteh abuse!
didn’t u tink of your lolcat?
hmm… question: if you didn’t take a picture of it, is it still a lolcat?
He wuz definitly a lolcat… altho it offendud him when I lol’d at him. He wuz a 20-poundr of enormus dignitee an majestee. Xcept when fallin into teh wasebasket, or goin popcat at a surpriz movemunt.
I ushully pologised after I lold at him.
so, if youse argument be true, lolcats been around sinse forevah!
yeah, dey rly da furst purrfession
Wowz. If yoo fink diz is profanty, doan come ‘roun heer on a Caturday nite when sum ov us been drinkin teh tastee adult bevreges. Jes sayin’.
(Teh gud nooz iz dat iz yoosooly prittee suddle soz if yoo skimmz, yoo mite miss it.)
Wait…there was profanity?? Where? Did I miss it? Sh*t, I f*****g hate when that happens.
purrrfanity beez a refind art amongest da mos edumakated kittehs. to unnerstandz da kittehs u mus firs unnerstans dere purrrfaniteez. iz laik gazing upon a nekkid skulpshur… can be a bootiful fing. iz da mix of da kewtz and da profaniteez whut gibs balance too da yuneeberz, damnit. k thx bai.
we iz all so jealouz at u! u haz special direx phone connexshun wif jesus AND god! they eez tellin u to post deez fings in here!
oh no wait. i mixed sumfink up.
when u talkz to god is called prayers and eez ok.
but when god talks to u, u eez teh crazy and needs to go to insane asylum. HAHA!
i agree
A white, wintry scene
Kittehs curse detection and
Lack of cheezburgerz
Beeyootefullest.
As always, yur serene vurse
Xceeds xpectashuns.
this is emma frost kitty, from XMEN? Ican has ice kitten?
cotton wool kitteh fears teh makeup kitteh from last week
dis one
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/21/dus-dis-match-my-complxshun
the one looking at the big afros?
detergent kitteh come wif bleech – see how cleen can getz?!
no moar washin masheen?
Iz en yooz wintree seen, stawkin’ yooz tassulz
Camo Kitty needz a refund.
Remindz me of de kittehs in teh dental offices sayin’ “hang in dere.”
iz not my fault u came thru wardroab
I am owned by 3 cats — loved your pictures and blog — also I am shamelessly asking if I can have an invite to here?
u kin jus post yer replies enytimes ya wants!
whut a thought–wunder how meny ob us dey’d invite, speshully aftpurr dis last few days???? ?he ,etis epyt gnippilf tad pu dekool ton i gnit dood ,eeh eeh eeh
um, thc and sten… i can haz noo pare ob glassez plz? k thx bai
kunsider yerselv invitid, Terry! all lolfrenz (speshully kitteh luvrz) iz walcomd!
No shame allowed here, TA! All r welkum…cept uglee ol trollz!
Ohh, TerryAnn, u be sorree neow … u think thiz harmlezz kittehkat site? Noooo…iz controlld by Pod Peeplz … u be laffin an typin an – WHAM! – next thing u noes, u haz been AZZIMIL8TD, part of teh Cheezburger Collective. Ur lyf – or whatz left of it – will be controlld by Cheez! Tu laet neow … they haz ur soul!
Eighties fantasy kitty waitin’ for knight in shinin’ armor
kits in white satin
Exactly. I’m thinking David Bowie in Labirynth is the knight.
Aim lukin out furr a herow!! Aim lukin out furr a herow furr the ennuva fyte! An he’s gotta bi stroign an he’z gotta be tuff ann he’s gotta be fresh frum teh fyte…
An he’s gutta hava digrie an a four-ho-wun-kay ann liv in NE ann be a gud Crischin ann luv kittehz an behbehz an…
Oh..*blushiz* sorri…gut a weeeeee bit kerried way…furgot wair ai wuz furr a minit. *LO…uh…nebermyne.
Kitteh! Dont u know u not sposed to wer wite to a weding unless u teh bride?
Alwayz a bride-cat, nevr teh bride
Pritty whyte kitteh speecks purrfict Englush. I’s cannot has reelayting.
I akshully had it translayted intu: “Dam! U is finded me!” in my hed afore I reelized.
sure, just has a look at kitteh! is classy hai-societee well ejucatid fancee liddl wun!
prolly has guvrnesse too! taik dicshun and walking and mannor lessuns as well. purrfect yetiquette.
iz teh “yetiquette” howz you act when teh abommminnnimmninnabul snow kitteh iz hostin hifillutin partyz?
Iz Elyza Dooliddull kitteh.
Neckst tyme I wun away frum hoem I’s wil hyde bettur.
Damn! U found me – yeti. I was so comfrtbl being an
urbanmouuntaineer legent!Yetikitty must now takedown witnessesess…
Oooh….a yettibittikitty!!
will nom you to death – very slowly. please not to move.
I can be kitteh in wonderland now?
And the White Kitteh Is Talking backwards–
and the red kitteh’s off her head
rememberrrrrrr what de door mouse said
Feed you haid
An i wuz hidink so hard!
Rushen kitteh iz docktur zhivago kitteh.
In soveet russha (*groan*) … SNOW: Itz whatz for dinnr!
(Servd in conveenunt carrieout bukkit…)
Meno, you can has teh WIN even in rusha cliche!
Many thanx, momo … HAY! momo and meno … iz lik Cheech an Chong? Rowan an Martin? Sam an Dave?
Bert and Ernie?
Noez…day nawt tew yu truf. (Ruf.)
In Soviet Rusha: Snow iz eatid yu.
An Pawl Harveh kitteh sez: An naow yu no teh rest uv teh stoari.
Rupunzel haz let down her hairs. Climb, kitteh! CLIMB!
O RLY?
aww! It’s a princess version of “U Still Mad?”
dat iz a gorgous foto! much artistree!
U finded meez in mai 4tress of smallnitude! Don tell Lex Luthor!
I has GOT to find a playce in dis howse where I kin tuch mah teenglee nawtie partz!
Of corse it b ‘llisa hoo rote dat!
Welcum bak frum werk!
Fankoo! I r sooooo sore! I does nuffin for 9 dayz or ware shoos, and DAMN! I’z gonna sleep good toonite!
Wuz dat teh kitteh tawkin’ or did wii overheer sumfin wii shoodnt?
Ha ha ha.
jist do like awl teh odder kittehz and tuch yaself wherevah in teh houz. dont mattah. hoomanz still tink it be cute.
ceiling cat will b watchin u!
…masturb8
Hay! R choral direktor in high sckool waz namd Bates = Master Bates. Poor dude!
I’d make sumpin up. Like I.P. Freely. Amanda hugankis. Heywood jablome.
Anna twinz, Ben n Eileen Dover an Doug n Phil Updegrave.
Ai furgawt – mah daddie sez he knoo a gui in hs naimd Fuller Schitz.
Harry Balzac
Harry Kuntz
i werkd inna courthowz n filed narcoticz evidentz. once had to maik a fone call to verify sumthin. lab tech’s name was Examiner Teats. Dint fink nuthin ob it till i hadda say it owt lowd. “Hello? Examiner Teats, please”. Den i hadda hang up cuz i cud nawt stop lmao. true story!
i woz seein a proctologist cawld Dr. Phil McCracken. srsly. an ah gotz a dennist appoinment at toof hurty.
zombie kitteh want to eat ur brain!
(this pic is creepy to me. kitteh no look real)
Kitteh is real… tassulz is fake
and oncet agin, purrsian mistaken fur stuffed cat. purr, liddle one, purr–mebbe den dey beleef you real!
Frosty Kitty Sez freeze!
O hai, i bin eatin terkish dlight and playin wif mr tumnus
Iz Sno Bawl Kitteh
Kan melt enny Hewmin’z hart
Wif mai silkee smyl
I lykz Bellee Rubz
Rubbinz unnerz mai chin too
Nawt partikular
Flat fayse and Blooe eyez
Alwayz getz mee wut I wantz
Lyfe is gud day way
Jack.
Knights in white satin
nebber meeting da end
jus whar ur goin toooo
i cahnt unnerstand
Cats don’t swear
kitty says: wtf?
Some do, some don’t. I don’t see this one swearing, you’re right. But kitties has durtee mouthves.
oh my…
i haz bad newz 4u devdavad
KITTEHS DONT EVEN TALK!!!
ITS TEH HOOMANZ PUTTING CAPSHUNZ ON TEH CATPICZ!!
i know, diz must be hard 4u… it will beez ok. go see ur shrink, he will makes it all bettar. lolz
You go Girl!!!
hrhr COL
dat just rly gotz mah sarcastic monster in mah head going. ;D
O NOOOOOEE!!!! Kittehs don talk???? Y u say dis krewel ting? Mai hart is broked! NEx u say deres no Easser Bun!!!1!
WHu can I soo for teh moshunal distres?
Who noo Church Lady reedz ICHC?
I’m in ur spa, being a loofah…
I got nothin….:(
i juss tink kitteh iz obviuslee an unstayble compilashun kitteh
“Are yu talkin to me? Are yu talkin to me? Well I don’t see ennybodee else here so yu better unfuk yerself mister, or i will tayk a giant shit on yu. I will tear owt yer eyeballz an skulfuk yu. You are wun ugly muthrfukr, so y doan yu sai hullo to mah little fren? Here’s Johnny! In Vietnam, he kept this watch up his ass for five yearz.”
Dass the mos dizzapoinit lookin kittee i ever seened. I wunnit be surprized atall if he be swearin.
Does u min? Wuz try’n uze potty bak her.
Ise b lookowts, u stealz cheezburgers.
HAI THAR MISSIS BATES
THATS 1 VIOLENT KITTEH!!!!!!!LOL
notti kiitehz don’t belong up here
rite pete??
kinda funny cuz it looks so young and is swearing.
I love your picture is is so funny and cute because it was swearing
I ABSITIVLY POSALOOTLY HATE SWARING *even tho it is a good picshure*