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yeeahh dead peeps fo reel… i see all dah mices i eated and dae iz pised off!
an a ded tampaks? i nom nommed dat? i fawt it woz a mowse wit sunbern. *pleh*
Whoo u fink u iz? A Prince of Englund or sumfin?
coz ov eetin ded tampaks?
tink charles, tina, charles.
o PP. i iz missin da refrence. i iz nawt cool, hip, or groo-vy. i iz skware.
Me, too!
yay!!! so WTF widda Prince Charles thing. Awl i’m thinkin iz eerz.
Charles: What about me? The trouble is I need you several times a week.
Camilla: Mmm. So do 1.1 need you all the week. All the time. Charles: Oh, god. I’ll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be much easier!
Camilla: (laughs) What are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers?
(both laugh). Oh, you’re going to come back as a pair of knickers.
Charles: Or, God forbid, a Tampax. Just my luck! (laughs). Camilla: You are a complete idiot! (laughs). Oh what a wonderful idea!
Charles: My luck to be chucked down a lavatory and go on and on forever swirling round on the top, never going down!
Camilla: (laughing) Oh darling!
Charles: Until the next one comes through.
Camilla: Oh, perhaps you could just come back as a box.
Charles: What Sort of box?
Camilla: A box of Tampax so you could just keep going.
Charles: That’s true.
Camilla: Repeating yourself. (laughing) Oh, darling. Oh I just want you now.
Charles: Do you?
Camilla: Mmm.
kunt mak dis stuffup . . . er, so to (lol)speek.
JFC – ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!! wud mayk moar sencewiv hiz eerz for hym to cum bak az a pad wiv wingz. but still ew ew ew ew. y not juss wanna cum bak az a bisycl seet lyke a norml persun? ah gess seveer inbreeding duz weerd fingz to da plescher senterz or sumting. iz lyke how day tink dat corgiz r reely dogz, insted ov very big gerbilz. . . . omg.
hey Pittypat – that Charles-Camilla conversashun akshully maykz the purrfect capshun for th piksha up top – 4srsly, checkitowt.
royal kitteh overheerz teh nastyest fone seks in teh hisstory of teh fone, or teh secks.
p.s. pad wif wings. . . big gerbilz . . .cannot breef . . . *NMAO*
thare iz stil a charlesandcamilla-shaypt stain in mah cerebellum. ew!!!!!
‘nastyest fone seks in teh hisstory of teh fone’ LMAO! ‘or teh secks’ FLMAO!!
ah seez ded peeps n deh needz 2 be puttin dere pantz back on rite now plzkthx
dead zone kitteh is in nuther dimenshun rite now. BRB
OMG u cauz Apocalips!
Wow, dis look more like a Manul da a kitteh! Lurve de ultra-rare Chinese kittehs!
Also called Pallas’ Cat, see dem here: http://www.bigcatrescue.org/pallas_cat.htm
and here:http://www.wildaboutcats.org/pallas.htm
and when in LA, here: http://www.cathouse-fcc.org/pallas.html
That wildaboutcats link seems *proud* of the pictures of the guy with the skinned cat, and the guy with the coat – “It took him only 5 years to hunt enough cats to make this coat!” – yet according to the bigcatrescue link there’s only 117 of them worldwide! (Do they mean in captivity? But even the wildaboutcats link describes the animal as “rare.”)
Beautiful animal, great informative links (I had never even *heard* of this fellow until now) but I’m a little disturbed by that one page. I mean, I know they’re just documenting the facts and it’s not their fault, but really, the way they phrase it makes it sound like they’re excited about the fact that the animals are being hunted for their skins and fat.
Thanks for the links, B! – very interesting to learn about this species!
Nah, Wikipedia says something ’bout lesser than 50,000.
Also called Pallas’ Cat….
See dem here: http://www.cathouse-fcc.org/pallas.html
SOOOO Cute!!!
ya noes, it DO look liek a pallas’ cat–which i sez look liek mainely coon cats wif TUDE…. and dis photo looks liek mainely coon cat who gots way in ober himz hed in sum prank!
Mebbe Norwejun Forest Cat, dey big fuzzee too! But not uzallee nawtee kittee…
yeppers, or siberians–all look bery similar wif dere long furs and ear tuftees (tho mainely coon cats, aka mainely CLOWN cats, tend to be da silliest….)
Holee krap! No i wuzzent gonna sneek in de kichin an eets all de cookees, u jus skeert mee! Warn sombodey bafor ya does dat, pleez? Kthx!
DUDE!!! U srslee do NOT wanna go down dat hallway!!! Iz da scareee!! Iz da stendhaliss wiv no pants! Do NOT ask whut he glued to whar!!!! EEEK!!!
I dun theenk Appul aproovd thoz 4 yuse dere!
LOL’S
OH NOES, THINK OF THE KITTENS !!!
AND DEH FISHEES!
AND DA LOLFONTS!!!!
and DA LOLFRENS!!!!!!!
doan fergit da lolrusez, whitch iz all in mornin for demz bukkits.
Gorgeous! So perfectly framed by the hallway.. and I like that comforter/throw-rug/whatever, with all the flags on it. Anyone got the 411 on that?
I work in a museum and we have a quilt made of those flags, too — they’re early 20th century cigar premiums, made of felt; you’d get one in each box of cigars, and lotsof times they’d be collected till there was enough for a decent-sized quilt. I love my kitty, but if I had one of those (valuable) quilts, it’d be kept out of the reach of my cat!
t3h preyece of t3h ifonez!
HAAALP am beeng suked een bai Zombiezzzz! Dey ees after mah Cheezburgerz!!
Halp – dint no u has companee Mom – wow he iz even uglyer thn last wun
Hai to all who said hai to us from Oz b4 – Oz Kitteh says to tell u that lolcats talk much the same in strine but sometimes don’t get the culchurl refernces
Hard to post in reply coz of tyme diffrence also I am only lrning how to talk in lolcat – I read ICHC @ wrk (shhh dont tell boss) – but not so ezy to post – luv reading all of yours to – thnks for the laffs
ps Oz Kitteh srsly haytes any companee in my bed – mostly she is right about them too LOL – she is Calico Kitteh btw for you u Calico lovin hoomens – Calypso
kthnksbai from Down Under
NEENER NEENER NEENER, Oz Kitteh, we’ll send yu mempurrship applicayshun to CaLiCo (Calico Liberation Coalition) when da hoomins get around to finding it!
Hi der THC. I haz been meenin to tellz u that yr new icon iz deh awesume! And also a leetle bitz mebbe scaree. Big aye iz lukin at me!
thx, scarlet–it frum a photo called, “which part ob feral don’t yu unnerstan?” hee hee hee….
CALicoooooooooooooooo
OzLOzK …G’day! Think i’ll avago at teh strine, so fire up teh billy, braek out teh bickies an teh Vegemite an we’ll ‘av sum tuckr … it’ll bee bonzer; u takin a sickie? Wudnt want u rilly sick … then theer be chundr an much running to dunny. Well, i yack yonks enuf … slingin teh bull dust a bit .. no worries, mate!
An, az we wud say in the South, y’all hav a nice day, y’hear?
woah, Meno…..I figgered out teh las six wurds….I dinna no yu wuz bye-leengual!!
Har! I think r Aussie frenz masterd the LOLspeek a long tym ago, COL! Them, an the Cockneys … omg … STEN! … doan evn go theer, K???!
and don’t eben TINK ob what else you mite do, yu flippin’ feend…… MOL
I knows wherefrum comes de Vegemite – DO NOT WANT!!!!
I not bir drinkur, I’s whiskee drinkur, LOL-hic!
But I liek teh tuckr! As long as no mutton, yuckies to me…
“MOM?!?!!”
Ahhh! Ise didn noes u ther.
Whooo r u and wat deed u do wif mai cheezburger? I canna find eet ANYWHERE!
Owl with big legs!!!!
What happened to that poor cat? Did someone give him a bath?
Or did he just scare hisself? Silly cat.
Ohhhhhh. Peniz goes dere.
omgwtfsmacKO. yu did a fahkjoek an at saym time i puttin in haiku. diss bakwerdz.
Kitteh eeted flagz,
maykz nashonalistik poop,
den sux yoor branez owt.
Iz hope peeps be dead…Easter been over for months now!
Peeps onlee be gud when dey be ded. mmmm crunchee peeps…
BITE DEY HEDS OFF KRUNCH!!!
NOM NOM NOM!!!
nuke da peeps! mmmmmmelty!
OMG I tolly saw bocksis an bocksis uv peeps inna bak uv mai church tuna-yte. Waird…
(Walgreenz farmussy lykes ta giv dair oal candee to ar church ta giv away. I fink iss groase.)
Mabee culchurl refrence – in Oz we do not have “rescue”animals – we have “adopt a pet”"
So they is “furkids” and we hoomans is Mum (Mom) and Dad
Last 2 kittehs has been adopted
http://www.animalwelfare.com.au/
We is silly bout our babees here too
Usans do “Adopt a Pet” tu, an oboy do our fur-bebehs get treeted like dey our kids!But sumtimes we got teh speshul case we calz “rescue”, laik wen if we diden take & luv teh kitteh or pup, dey mite be goin to teh pound and be puts to sleep furever, so verry sad.
Wez glad yu wif us!!!
well, at leest in Oz yu hab culchure
ZOMG… Miz human needz pantz
Catdalf sez:
Fly, u foolz!
!!hangin beard refrence win!!
U… shallz not has PASSSSSSS!
kitteh iz nevr erly or laet, he arievz presysly wen he meenz to
Surprise kitteh sez “SUPPWISE!”
O HAI. Ah jumpz up heer to seez yoo an get smood.
Wayt. I’z slippn….halp…..HALP….
Put teh dam camra down an halp meeeeee…..
*thud*
Y iz dad atackin’ mom?!?!?!? Oh!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! Not dat!!!!!!
It wuz lots easier to climb up heer berfoar u cutted my clawz off. Halp, slippijng…
I getz home from seeing dat movie…My big brave doberguy starts whining, shaking, and den him hides unner teh stairs. He wontz come out. Mommie starts to get vera nervous. Turns out he sees “live horsefly” and tinks it is bee. Him stung as pup. Fly sittin still, I no hear or see, so I tinks him sees dead peeps.
ARG! Dang pawpurrazzi! I hates dey flash kamra!!!
vizioncat is havin a vision
Big hugz to duffy – we r milz apart but teh same
fanks! kiss yr kittehs for meh!
Oz Lady, ma’am….we all no luv is you-nee-versul when it comez to savin teh kitteh an puppeh babeez
oh hai COL, wur u off gettin teh nuptialatednesses wif crazyoldman?
No, not till last Caturday in Juli! We been draggin mai crazyoldman out to get fitted fur his shacklez…I mean suit….!
duuuuuuuuuude. lady across da street leff her blindz open agin!
caffeenkittehsez WOT?!?!?!?
LOL! WIN!!!!
OK: for some reason this cat reminds me of the ragged hippies you used to see walking around new paltz NY in the 80′s (new paltz is where all the people who were too high to make it home after woodstock ended up settling, funny little town or it was then)
OMG dude, did I miss hendrix? how long have I been under that bed?
totally thass frickin illhairyass…looks like he passed owt dooring Hendrix, woke up during NKOTB = “WTF? no, srsly WTF?????….”
phew, da 80s you say…. were long gone frum mew platz by den. just tink, we cud’ve shared one ob dem couches had it been da purreveeus dekade. (done odder tings. i tink. not dat i akshully remember da late 60s and erly 70s, just noes dey were fun.)
Y’know, lotta troof to teh sayin, “If u can remembr the 60s, u werent ther” … srsly, big stretchiz of tyme jus kinda … gone. Late middl age doan help, neithr!
I THINK i had a gud tym in the mid60s-mid70s … but cant say fer sertin …
*remaining brain cell xplodez*
Whu?….2007???….whoa, dynamite weed, man.
I wif u on dis wun, Meno. I haz timez wen I sitz and tryes to theenk of sumbudy’s nayme frum de old tymez, and den it’s lyke, WTF. Did I reely noes dis persun or did I just kind of, u no, “dreemed” em? I jist not shure no moar.
da dood ting, tho, scarlet, be dat, well, when you get to dis poynt you reelize it purrobly not matter enyway.
U can tells I see teh ded peeps cuz of mai whyte streeked fur.
*FORESHADOWING*
HAAAAAALP… carput iz laaavaaa.
lol win!
“Who are you, and where are your pants?”
WOT?? I sayz it again – WOT U GONNA DO WIF MAH HARBALS MUM????
HALP! Stend clipped too many shufflez to mah harblz! Teh weight of dem is pullin’ me over teh edge!!
Poor Stend….he iz nebber goanna live dat wun down!! LOL
Ai seed the spirits … and I drinkted dem.
I’ll dreenk to dat!
Beeg Gye…. I haz furz
I no haz kloathz, but U do
U needz to get dresst!
Mai eyez are stuck open
Sum theengz are better leff unseen
Gonna need Mynd Bleech
Kitteh kannot fink
Kalwz lewsing dayr grip. Slippppingz
Fawlllingz!…. Do Not Want!!!
Jack.
lolololololololol
I c u in ICU les u giv me dat nip u got.
Srsly man. I krazee. I cut yoo.
in rushhour, ICU c u!
OMG. that wide-eyed look and that mane of hair, kiiteh looks liek the feline equivalent of the crazy homeless dude that used to pop up at random bus stops a couple of years ago and repeatedly befuddle me with his bizarre utterances, such as: i don’t know who Tattoo is, but I know he killed grandpa. I am still convinced that based on all of the different places where i saw him over a 3 month stretch that maybe the universe was tryin to tell me something…but i’ll be damned if i can figure out what it was
Cree-Pea.
I noo wun of dose, tu. I hadda wate at busstop late at nite an he wor 2 hats. An wen he wasn making AI poyetree, he sang “sheel be comin raoooooooon da mountin” contstanly.
Is hard to hide behine a busstop sine pole.
I gotz one too. hee come up tp tarjay, out onna bench, an he say “angels has da mind of a child” an ” angels put wemmins mindz in menz, dat’s where we get gay peeple”. AND, “all I wawnt iz cigarettz an tee bagz”. him fweeky
so giv him tee bag – stik scrotum in him eye socket while he sleeping an take photo. iz tee bagginz (no relatif of Bilbo).
plz 2 put down kamra n halp my tubby butt b4 I fall 2 floor
kthxbai!
invisibel proctoledgy exzam
WHU-AAA-OOT!!!!! NONONONONONONOOOOO!
kthxbai
Mooooon River! Ya usin da hole fist dere doc?
OH NOEZ! Tihs kitteh wuz watchin Teh Ring!!11!
He a rul skeerdi-kat naow!1
Thermometer goes where?!?!?
trippy cat is trippin’
Hoorah! Dis foto was on teh ICHC Flickr groop originalee. YAY!
http://flickr.com/photos/olah/537492592/
ehn…ehn…at last i reechez teh summit…furst kitteh evah to scale mownt flagsotehnashuns.
Fweeky cat is FWEEKY!!! U needz a Xanax or summat like dat.
pasolinicat is being sodomiauzed
In Soviet Russia, dead people sees you.
skeredy kitteh.
BOO!
Looks like a Killer Bob Cat to me…
omg this is ssssssssssssssssooooooooooooooooooooo funny i giv it a 100 aaaaaaaaaa+++++++++++++++ that is my fav pic next to monorail cat who ever sent this one keep sending those pics
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ha ha
i c pie……PIE!!!!!!!OMNOMNOMNOM!!!
I haz no friends…. But thiz iz phunny