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  1. yvi-kitteh says:

    i c flyin chzburgrz!! WANT!!

  2. Tatsumaki says:

    I can see forevur…

  3. yvi-kitteh says:

    I haz epiphaniez! O.O

  4. Mount says:

    Mi gawd, iz ful ov starz!

  5. nige says:

    ZOMG! Wind Tunnelz!

  6. cmerry says:

    yeeahh dead peeps fo reel… i see all dah mices i eated and dae iz pised off!

    • typingisnotactivism says:

      an a ded tampaks? i nom nommed dat? i fawt it woz a mowse wit sunbern. *pleh*

      • scarletkitty says:

        Whoo u fink u iz? A Prince of Englund or sumfin?

        • typingisnotactivism says:

          coz ov eetin ded tampaks?

          • Pittypat says:

            tink charles, tina, charles.

          • typingisnotactivism says:

            o PP. i iz missin da refrence. i iz nawt cool, hip, or groo-vy. i iz skware.

            • CrazyOldLady says:

              Me, too!

            • typingisnotactivism says:

              yay!!! so WTF widda Prince Charles thing. Awl i’m thinkin iz eerz.

            • Pittypat says:

              Charles: What about me? The trouble is I need you several times a week.
              Camilla: Mmm. So do 1.1 need you all the week. All the time. Charles: Oh, god. I’ll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be much easier!
              Camilla: (laughs) What are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers?
              (both laugh). Oh, you’re going to come back as a pair of knickers.
              Charles: Or, God forbid, a Tampax. Just my luck! (laughs). Camilla: You are a complete idiot! (laughs). Oh what a wonderful idea!
              Charles: My luck to be chucked down a lavatory and go on and on forever swirling round on the top, never going down!
              Camilla: (laughing) Oh darling!
              Charles: Until the next one comes through.
              Camilla: Oh, perhaps you could just come back as a box.
              Charles: What Sort of box?
              Camilla: A box of Tampax so you could just keep going.
              Charles: That’s true.
              Camilla: Repeating yourself. (laughing) Oh, darling. Oh I just want you now.
              Charles: Do you?
              Camilla: Mmm.

              kunt mak dis stuffup . . . er, so to (lol)speek.

            • typingisnotactivism says:

              JFC – ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!! wud mayk moar sencewiv hiz eerz for hym to cum bak az a pad wiv wingz. but still ew ew ew ew. y not juss wanna cum bak az a bisycl seet lyke a norml persun? ah gess seveer inbreeding duz weerd fingz to da plescher senterz or sumting. iz lyke how day tink dat corgiz r reely dogz, insted ov very big gerbilz. . . . omg.

            • typingisnotactivism says:

              hey Pittypat – that Charles-Camilla conversashun akshully maykz the purrfect capshun for th piksha up top – 4srsly, checkitowt.

            • Pittypat says:

              royal kitteh overheerz teh nastyest fone seks in teh hisstory of teh fone, or teh secks.

            • Pittypat says:

              p.s. pad wif wings. . . big gerbilz . . .cannot breef . . . *NMAO*

            • typingisnotactivism says:

              thare iz stil a charlesandcamilla-shaypt stain in mah cerebellum. ew!!!!!
              ‘nastyest fone seks in teh hisstory of teh fone’ LMAO! ‘or teh secks’ FLMAO!!

    • lowly grunt says:

      ah seez ded peeps n deh needz 2 be puttin dere pantz back on rite now plzkthx

  7. MoNkEy says:

    dead zone kitteh is in nuther dimenshun rite now. BRB

  8. B! says:

    Wow, dis look more like a Manul da a kitteh! Lurve de ultra-rare Chinese kittehs!

  9. D.R. says:

    Holee krap! No i wuzzent gonna sneek in de kichin an eets all de cookees, u jus skeert mee! Warn sombodey bafor ya does dat, pleez? Kthx!

  10. B! says:

    DUDE!!! U srslee do NOT wanna go down dat hallway!!! Iz da scareee!! Iz da stendhaliss wiv no pants! Do NOT ask whut he glued to whar!!!! EEEK!!!

  11. elayne says:

    Gorgeous! So perfectly framed by the hallway.. and I like that comforter/throw-rug/whatever, with all the flags on it. Anyone got the 411 on that?

    • kayak says:

      I work in a museum and we have a quilt made of those flags, too — they’re early 20th century cigar premiums, made of felt; you’d get one in each box of cigars, and lotsof times they’d be collected till there was enough for a decent-sized quilt. I love my kitty, but if I had one of those (valuable) quilts, it’d be kept out of the reach of my cat!

  12. Wengistein says:

    t3h preyece of t3h ifonez!

  13. Spryte808 says:

    HAAALP am beeng suked een bai Zombiezzzz! Dey ees after mah Cheezburgerz!!

  14. Oz Lady & Oz Kitteh says:

    Halp – dint no u has companee Mom – wow he iz even uglyer thn last wun

    Hai to all who said hai to us from Oz b4 – Oz Kitteh says to tell u that lolcats talk much the same in strine but sometimes don’t get the culchurl refernces

    Hard to post in reply coz of tyme diffrence also I am only lrning how to talk in lolcat – I read ICHC @ wrk (shhh dont tell boss) – but not so ezy to post – luv reading all of yours to – thnks for the laffs

    ps Oz Kitteh srsly haytes any companee in my bed – mostly she is right about them too LOL – she is Calico Kitteh btw for you u Calico lovin hoomens – Calypso

    kthnksbai from Down Under

    • tenhousecats says:

      NEENER NEENER NEENER, Oz Kitteh, we’ll send yu mempurrship applicayshun to CaLiCo (Calico Liberation Coalition) when da hoomins get around to finding it!

    • Menopaws says:

      OzLOzK …G’day! Think i’ll avago at teh strine, so fire up teh billy, braek out teh bickies an teh Vegemite an we’ll ‘av sum tuckr … it’ll bee bonzer; u takin a sickie? Wudnt want u rilly sick … then theer be chundr an much running to dunny. Well, i yack yonks enuf … slingin teh bull dust a bit .. no worries, mate!

      An, az we wud say in the South, y’all hav a nice day, y’hear?

      • CrazyOldLady says:

        woah, Meno…..I figgered out teh las six wurds….I dinna no yu wuz bye-leengual!!

      • B! says:

        I knows wherefrum comes de Vegemite – DO NOT WANT!!!!

        I not bir drinkur, I’s whiskee drinkur, LOL-hic!

        But I liek teh tuckr! As long as no mutton, yuckies to me…

  15. Kayla says:

    “MOM?!?!!”

  16. Aimee says:

    Ahhh! Ise didn noes u ther.

  17. graceisgone says:

    Whooo r u and wat deed u do wif mai cheezburger? I canna find eet ANYWHERE!

  18. carrey says:

    Owl with big legs!!!!

  19. terry g says:

    What happened to that poor cat? Did someone give him a bath?

    Or did he just scare hisself? Silly cat.

  20. KickahaOta says:

    Ohhhhhh. Peniz goes dere.

  21. typingisnotactivism says:

    Kitteh eeted flagz,
    maykz nashonalistik poop,
    den sux yoor branez owt.

  22. emmapeelfan says:

    Iz hope peeps be dead…Easter been over for months now!

  23. Oz Lady & Oz Kitteh says:

    Mabee culchurl refrence – in Oz we do not have “rescue”animals – we have “adopt a pet”"

    So they is “furkids” and we hoomans is Mum (Mom) and Dad

    Last 2 kittehs has been adopted

    http://www.animalwelfare.com.au/

    We is silly bout our babees here too

    • Duffy says:

      Usans do “Adopt a Pet” tu, an oboy do our fur-bebehs get treeted like dey our kids!But sumtimes we got teh speshul case we calz “rescue”, laik wen if we diden take & luv teh kitteh or pup, dey mite be goin to teh pound and be puts to sleep furever, so verry sad.
      Wez glad yu wif us!!!

    • tenhousecats says:

      well, at leest in Oz yu hab culchure

  24. Arkaen says:

    ZOMG… Miz human needz pantz

  25. Scribbleed says:

    Catdalf sez:
    Fly, u foolz!

  26. jackie says:

    Surprise kitteh sez “SUPPWISE!”

  27. Lisa says:

    O HAI. Ah jumpz up heer to seez yoo an get smood.

    Wayt. I’z slippn….halp…..HALP….

    Put teh dam camra down an halp meeeeee…..

    *thud*

  28. JH says:

    Y iz dad atackin’ mom?!?!?!? Oh!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! Not dat!!!!!!

  29. Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

    It wuz lots easier to climb up heer berfoar u cutted my clawz off. Halp, slippijng…

  30. Shaungrl says:

    I getz home from seeing dat movie…My big brave doberguy starts whining, shaking, and den him hides unner teh stairs. He wontz come out. Mommie starts to get vera nervous. Turns out he sees “live horsefly” and tinks it is bee. Him stung as pup. Fly sittin still, I no hear or see, so I tinks him sees dead peeps.

  31. Duffy says:

    ARG! Dang pawpurrazzi! I hates dey flash kamra!!!

  32. Diego says:

    vizioncat is havin a vision

  33. Oz Lady & Oz Kitteh says:

    Big hugz to duffy – we r milz apart but teh same

  34. katilla says:

    duuuuuuuuuude. lady across da street leff her blindz open agin!

  35. typingisnotactivism says:

    caffeenkittehsez WOT?!?!?!?

  36. stendhalismo says:

    OK: for some reason this cat reminds me of the ragged hippies you used to see walking around new paltz NY in the 80′s (new paltz is where all the people who were too high to make it home after woodstock ended up settling, funny little town or it was then)

    OMG dude, did I miss hendrix? how long have I been under that bed?

    • typingisnotactivism says:

      totally thass frickin illhairyass…looks like he passed owt dooring Hendrix, woke up during NKOTB = “WTF? no, srsly WTF?????….”

    • tenhousecats says:

      phew, da 80s you say…. were long gone frum mew platz by den. just tink, we cud’ve shared one ob dem couches had it been da purreveeus dekade. (done odder tings. i tink. not dat i akshully remember da late 60s and erly 70s, just noes dey were fun.)

      • Menopaws says:

        Y’know, lotta troof to teh sayin, “If u can remembr the 60s, u werent ther” … srsly, big stretchiz of tyme jus kinda … gone. Late middl age doan help, neithr!

        I THINK i had a gud tym in the mid60s-mid70s … but cant say fer sertin …
        *remaining brain cell xplodez*

        • Duffy says:

          Whu?….2007???….whoa, dynamite weed, man.

        • scarletkitty says:

          I wif u on dis wun, Meno. I haz timez wen I sitz and tryes to theenk of sumbudy’s nayme frum de old tymez, and den it’s lyke, WTF. Did I reely noes dis persun or did I just kind of, u no, “dreemed” em? I jist not shure no moar.

  37. SarahD says:

    U can tells I see teh ded peeps cuz of mai whyte streeked fur.

    *FORESHADOWING*

  38. D-Railer says:

    HAAAAAALP… carput iz laaavaaa.

  39. Glen says:

    “Who are you, and where are your pants?”

  40. Mystique says:

    WOT?? I sayz it again – WOT U GONNA DO WIF MAH HARBALS MUM????

  41. Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

    HALP! Stend clipped too many shufflez to mah harblz! Teh weight of dem is pullin’ me over teh edge!!

  42. verucassault says:

    Ai seed the spirits … and I drinkted dem.

  43. Jack Deth says:

    Beeg Gye…. I haz furz
    I no haz kloathz, but U do
    U needz to get dresst!

    Mai eyez are stuck open
    Sum theengz are better leff unseen
    Gonna need Mynd Bleech

    Kitteh kannot fink
    Kalwz lewsing dayr grip. Slippppingz
    Fawlllingz!…. Do Not Want!!! :-)

    Jack.

  44. meg says:

    lolololololololol

  45. Seward says:

    I c u in ICU les u giv me dat nip u got.

    Srsly man. I krazee. I cut yoo.

  46. The Crapture says:

    OMG. that wide-eyed look and that mane of hair, kiiteh looks liek the feline equivalent of the crazy homeless dude that used to pop up at random bus stops a couple of years ago and repeatedly befuddle me with his bizarre utterances, such as: i don’t know who Tattoo is, but I know he killed grandpa. I am still convinced that based on all of the different places where i saw him over a 3 month stretch that maybe the universe was tryin to tell me something…but i’ll be damned if i can figure out what it was

    • Duffy says:

      I noo wun of dose, tu. I hadda wate at busstop late at nite an he wor 2 hats. An wen he wasn making AI poyetree, he sang “sheel be comin raoooooooon da mountin” contstanly.
      Is hard to hide behine a busstop sine pole.

    • Melissa says:

      I gotz one too. hee come up tp tarjay, out onna bench, an he say “angels has da mind of a child” an ” angels put wemmins mindz in menz, dat’s where we get gay peeple”. AND, “all I wawnt iz cigarettz an tee bagz”. him fweeky

      • typingisnotactivism says:

        so giv him tee bag – stik scrotum in him eye socket while he sleeping an take photo. iz tee bagginz (no relatif of Bilbo).

  47. stream723 says:

    plz 2 put down kamra n halp my tubby butt b4 I fall 2 floor
    kthxbai!

  48. Schwetty Balz says:

    invisibel proctoledgy exzam

  49. MassCara says:

    OH NOEZ! Tihs kitteh wuz watchin Teh Ring!!11!

    He a rul skeerdi-kat naow!1

  50. Dave0523 says:

    Thermometer goes where?!?!?

  51. The Crapture says:

    trippy cat is trippin’

  52. Sarasnee says:

    Hoorah! Dis foto was on teh ICHC Flickr groop originalee. YAY!

    http://flickr.com/photos/olah/537492592/

  53. bev says:

    ehn…ehn…at last i reechez teh summit…furst kitteh evah to scale mownt flagsotehnashuns.

  54. Melissa says:

    Fweeky cat is FWEEKY!!! U needz a Xanax or summat like dat.

  55. Diego says:

    pasolinicat is being sodomiauzed

  56. Nico says:

    In Soviet Russia, dead people sees you.

  57. Arne says:

    Looks like a Killer Bob Cat to me…

  58. alice says:

    omg this is ssssssssssssssssooooooooooooooooooooo funny i giv it a 100 aaaaaaaaaa+++++++++++++++ that is my fav pic next to monorail cat who ever sent this one keep sending those pics

  59. Nakerof says:

    hahahahah. I thought that you were suppost to laugh for hours

  60. cwolf says:

    i c pie……PIE!!!!!!!OMNOMNOMNOM!!!

  61. Squintz says:

    I haz no friends…. But thiz iz phunny


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