whatchu mean i 2 sml 4 chzbrgr?
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i ready fer teh backlite shot~~plees showz my good side!
U nevah 2 small 4 cheezeburger~!!
FTW!
Cheez mayk baby kitteh lactoss intolurunt. Lactoss intolurunt kitteh cheez farts smell bad, wurs than normal baby kitteh farts, wich iz still prty bad. Baby kitteh need soy cheezburger.
WURS than normal bebeh kitteh fartz? pleh!
oh, total pleh, cheezy kitteh *poots*.
I can has cheezburger happee meel, den?
Teh one wit dem bukkit incloodet - yay!
U can has jr whoppah. Or jr bakun cheez from Wennie’s.
Hai! On skale of won to ten, rate ur vakashun, ‘lissa …
8. I dinnit has anee monee to reelee do anythin. Got drunk couple o times gonna do it agin toonite gotta go back monday….*sigh* Thanks fer thinkin of meh. Basically me an doggh an birdee(dats him onna avatar) sat ’round like lumps. Vary nice.
Yes, sumtymes jus chillin is best vakashun of all … havent srsly tyed won on in many a yeer, tho … mai ol livr (an mai unyuns) probly wudnt lyk it! Anywayz, hav won 4 me … i’m loggin off an gonna reed 4 a change! See u latr, allig8tr! ☺
ROFL, livr & unyns… WIN!
do not unnerestimate valu of sittin like lump.
kittehz sleepz 20 hrs per day and look how valooble they iz!!!1!!
in fack i thinkin of applyin for job as kitteh but dont no were to send paperwrk. Also other lolcat “BUTSED” ate teh paper so…
Oh bleeve u me. lump is teh good. I fink dere is new show comin on soon….”so u wanna be a kitteh” we goes awdishun. we gitz it.
I awdishun fur dat shouw an … I can has starrung roll!
I can has vaycayshen neckst Thirstdai an Frydai so I b kitteh fur 5 daiz strayt. Mebee tye one on ur too.
I’s on mah vaycayshen
Laffin at all pour werkin styffs.
But I prolly end up sleapping mah daiz aweigh and den mah vaycayshen ends fastur.
….”so u wanna be a kitteh”????
Oh, lawdy, lawdy, lawdy, showz me were i sinz up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!1!!!!!!!
butsed? is that liek teh buttsecks? Do Not Want. Does not soundz liek vacashun to me…
nonono. Teh lolpic busted. kitteh shredded teh wawnt adz. or r u bein sarkastik? ♥ya! Som tings goes rite ovar mah hedz. I r blawnde in brunette hed.
oh how i envys u. my job suks n i neeeeeed a vacay so badd. one of mai cowoorkers, (shes teh daughter of the company presidunt) has been an uber bitch this week n i came so close to quitting. had to repeat to my self, “my check pays all the groceries n haf teh rent… my check pays…”
whiskaz: sumtimez even DAT ain’t nuff to keep from teh quit. I founded owt dis wk dat I had lefted my jorb (GUD jorb, gud moneez, gud workzstuff, OOBERBAD bosslaydy) justintime of bad things bout to happn. Peeplz got fyred, peeplz got demoted, othr peeplz quit in protezts. Sumtymez wen kitteh-senze iz tinglin, iz best 2 quit.
Soundz lik u gets out just in tim, Gladys. Am glad fur u and yr tinglz! U gots nothr opporTuna on horizon, sweet grl?
ifs u gets da white castle cheezburger, mabbee small enuf? aks for no unyons. or scrape off. or, spit out. pleh.
yes white castle. In da south we can has Kyrstal burgerz. Like white castle but no holes inna pattie. Purrrrfikt for behbeh.
CALicoooooooo. Dis vry sweet lukkin kitteh cud prolly tear a cheezburger epart wit her bare pawses. ROWRRR!
TINY TUDE FUREBER!
i lubs dat! my tortie gots tude enuf for 100 yrs-i be glads to gib u somes
“I can has Burger Buddy, then?”
Kitteh, I b ur Burger Buddy! Sighne meh up.
wut you meen cheezburger bigr dan my entyre bodee?
dat bad or sumfin?
i eatz it one bite at time. i choo thoroly. srsly!
Srsly, eedit lyk dis.
Now, kitteh, iz gooood advice to not eet anyfing bigger dan ur head. Leas not in one sitting!!!
’sokay, lil kitteh…I’ll split it wit u…but u can has none of my frys.
doan worry, bebeh, you be big soon.
“sniff” They grow up so fast……
Yup, him gonna be big kitteh when him grows up. He gots big feets an big eerz-meens he gonna grow into dem. My twenny pound Squeaker had big feetz when him wuz littel kitteh, and now him is hyooj! See?
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f264/38_4ever/08-22-03.jpg
I gots teh kar kees! I gots a munny! I getz my own cheezburger!…um, sumbudy reech teh dor nob for me pls? kthxbai.
Gimme teh keys! He doant even has a lithenese Litha!
10 burgerz to da person who noes where dat come from.
It r pretty EZ if u 80’s teen like me.
OMG, sounz like Weeerd Syins to me! “Not here. Not us. No way!”
DING DING!
Who is this “Gary” character you keep talking about?
dont werry liddle one…..
shhhh…..c’mere, I sneek you one out da bak….
wanna fry wit dat ?
how about some **S*M*O*O* !!
THIS IS NOT A HAPPY MEAL! IT HAS A HAMBURGER, NOT CHEEZBURGER! I’M SUING MC(idiot)DONALDS! MY LAWYER IS HAPPYCAT! HIS AWESOME FACIAL EXPRESSIONS WILL GET U ARRESTED! BWAHAHA!
Doez lack ob cheez make it an Indifferent Meal?
iMeal?
Dis liddle babee Lion-o? Himz sooo keyoot! Lookiit dat fluffiness! Him needs schnorglyschmoo!!!!!!!
Kitteh nawt too smallz
Seez Cheezbugr allz alonez
Non Nom Nom awaitz
Furst nibbul so good
Push Bun up tu getz sum moar
Hoo sez I too smallz?
Cheez is silky smoof
Meat iz dun just right. I muss
Komplimentz teh Chef!
Nom Nom Nomz r dun
Hewminz are upsetz. Doantz kayr
Kitteh taykz Nap naow
Jack.
awww
ill take kitteh 2 wendeez. jr chzbrgr ftw.
poor kitteh
owner must bye xtra-lrg chzbrgr now, kitteh sad.
Kitteh nawt too smawl
Seez an smeelz whut itz deezirez
Joosey Cheezburgr!
Kitteh sleenkz in close
Tiny taste bud oberwellmd
Nom Nom Nomz await
Furst nibbulz so good
Push bun up to getz sum moar
Hoo sez I too smawl?
Cheez iz silkee smoov
Meet iz dun jus ryte. I muss
Komplamentz teh Shef!
Nom Nom Nomz r dunn
Hewmins luk at me an laff
Kitteh taykz Nap naow!
Jack.
as yoosual, jack’s pawetry is soo byootiful it makez me cri.
just sayin’
Haha wht ? =]
i dnt cwy but i do wead it owt in babeh kitteh voices =]
Joosey
Oh kitteh, fur yer cutez, I’z makez da cheezburgahs smallz fer yer mouf and belleh!!!
“Cin I plz go owtsied? plz plz plz plz?!”
In Soviet Russia, cheezburger is 2 small 4 u!
“if i no can has cheezburgr, i wud liek teh big boks of chikin strips or nugits plz thx”
don worrie kitteh!!!1!! i wuz wunse to small 4 cheezburgr. i waitz in teh kar befor teh hewmans go tu there works, i waitz untill thae get out, then i use spare kee i molded frum dogeh teeth, drive to macdonelds and orders largest cheezburgr wif the munnies i stolez frum hewmans handbagz and i skarfs it all down and go to a muvie! then i park-ed teh kar in a dich and walc home! nows i be bigger enuf to beet up teen-ajer working drive thru an get frie cheezburgrs
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