Sumday…
I weel git u sumday …
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Kitty Pryde Kitty sez: “It WERKZ! But can I phase thru fishbowl? MUHUHUHAHAAAAAAA”
nice one! let’s just hope kitty doesn’t rephase while WITHIN THE TABLE
( does everyone know WTF we’re referring to? )
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitty_Pryde
nerdilishous!
X-Men jokes ftw.
^Yeah!
Watching feesh is sooooo relaxing….
Blob kitteh wondurs wher apendajis gone. Fishehs eat tehm?
Dat iz so kompleetly owt dere! I’s lurve it!
Aw, I iz much happies for ur comment. I’z still pretty noo to ICHC, hard part is orijinalitee. ktnxbai!
Summmdai…when ahm awflee loe…ai will feel a gloe…simplee cuz ahm theenkeeng UV YU…
An teh wai yu luk…tuna-yte.
OH, but ur lovely
with ur smuile so warm
and ur cheeks so sof
there is noting fur me but to lurve u
and da wey u luk….tuna-yte
sumday my prince will come . . .
. . . oh cheezis iz phantisizink abowt a goddam fish. godda geddowt moar.
Hahahhaha I suck at kitteh speak but when I sounded that out I LMAO.
Win!
Sowwy, I cantz heer u. I iz hard of herring.
Ur joke givin meh a haddock.
Sum-day, sumday (♪♪♪ la la, la … la la la … la la, la … la la la♫♪♫)…
so good tuna, la la, lalalala.
Hahahaha! U can splane to mai offismayt wai I laff so hard. She theenkeeng eyem crayzee.
Oh mann…whut wuz in dat cheezburger? The fishees iz startin tew ook lyke flowurz….
Iz bad tripp…
Whooooaaa, man … akshooly, thiz kitteh’s face so sweet an pensive, look moar lik she navel-gazin than thinkin bout dinna! Doancha jus wanna snorgle an smoosh?
I’z nevur met a kitteh I hazn’t wantd tew snorgle an smoosh.
Hark, what light through yonder bowl breaks, ’tis Fishiet, and she is the East!
. . . parting wif such sweet salmon
I swear, the comments are even better than the actual lolcat, which in and of itself is already freaking awesome. You guys make my day (especially when the day is filled with writing outlines for classes)
As for kitteh.. his face just screams, “WANT.”
Wairfore art thow Roam-Meow?
dat iz my kitteh’s name – Roameow. Becuz he roams and he meows. lol
Wuld keel de fishy but
So tired….
Caturday Prime Time!!
Caturday Night Live ;P
wear b remoat? dis show is a repeat…
dey alwayz es repeat
CAT – Tv, not to be confused with cable TV, CATV
Sumday I weel git u, just for the halibut.
Kitteh had better not try anythin! Thet fishie be a Betta! Siamese Fightin’ Fish!
They r #2 in the “World’s Most Extreme Fighters” list! (accordin’ to Animal Planet’s show, at least!)
Watch out, kitteh! MY bettas not be takin any guff!
is ok, kitteh not look to be siamese, soes fishie no fight him
maybeh half siamese; fishie fight at half strenkt
ah say half meezey….mah bebeh kitteh is 2 and she look just like dat! cept with maybeh a beet more tabbeh on face.
WIN! +5chzb
I can had beta’s A red one (Sammy Hagar), A purple one (Prince), and a blue one(umm blue). Nawt at teh same time. Prince wud lay at teh bawtom of teh tank, an we allus finkin he ded. he lazee feesh.
Dis Caturday sooo long an warm….. jus layin here wachin cat-tv…. soooo relaxin……zzzzzz
aw kitteh. you is lazie. just try thes caturday and mebbe you well get him. he well be tastie, i promiz.
sereem aftanooms
Purrpleh floawar, blu fishi
do want noms teh blu
noms teh blu… sownz liek kitteh pen name… nom de plume…. noms de blu, hmmmmm lol!
Next Caturday…
I weel git u next Caturday…
Man i bowrt. i can has hookah makt frum feeshbole?
feeshy hookah? ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.
O ai weel git u sumday – if onlee dawg hadent glooed mai hed tu taybel!!
dat’s awful. so why i laffing?
(sigh) Want…
Wayne Campbell kitteh saiz, “U will b mine. O, yes! U will b mine.”
Exsquweeze me? baking powder?
Aww, dat look like mah kitteh! But she teeny, only ‘leven weeks.
Allo mai leetle lovelee. Must u toi wif mai emotionz. Must u maek me beg?
Wuv between speeshees. So pogynint.
“Mai littl anchovee, will u bee mai luv? Com heer, an letz mee un-shy u!”
(frum teh anaversury card i maeded 4 mai hubby … wit pic of Pepe LePew embracin terrafyd kitteh! Hubby saed waz full of win!)
Okey gots new lisense, chek… fishin poll, chek… lotser string… loors, flotes, erreyfing in da tackil bocks… an nobodee gots my favrit spot at de dock. Yay! Caturday fer parteez, Soondey fer fishin’. Lyfs iz gud.
brilliant!!!
that’s how my cat stares @ the fish.
I lurve sashimi.
it wil b mine
o yes
it wil be mine
a kitteh cahn dreeam cahnt he?
sumday is day after caturday, he get fish today?
But I luvs teh fishie! I jus wanna gif him wun biiiiig kiss!
Fishee in teh Bowl
So soothing to watch. So safe
Need to move closer
Bowl is lyje Forse Feeld
Kant get Inside throo its syde
Mebbe I standz up
Kleer Wet… Do Not Want!
Fishee muves wehn mai Paw dipz
Verry annoying
Watch Kleer Wet ribble
Duz it alot wenn I push
Tip teh Bowl ober?
Jack.
Jack, I boes to u suhpireor HaiFu!
I’ll get you next time Gadgetfish, next time!
(how cool would it be to have a cat named Dr. Claw?)
at the risk of starting another Ishuffle type thread, I really don’t think it’s very nice that someone apparently crazy glued this kitty’s face to the table just to keep it away from the fishie for a LOLcat photo. kitties have very sensitive fur, much moreso that humans, and causing your kitties pain by gluing them in place for photos like this is just NOT COOL. please use velcro straps and padded weights instead
;o)
(… pulls razor from afro, waits for ohno’s to arrive)
sten … i keep reedin ur stuff, i gotta go out an getz me sum Depends!
You sayin’ yoo needz dia-purrs?
( bows )
ohno!
You are so right, Stend. It’s like the recent plethora (it is SO a word) of LOLcats in shoes. I mean, my god! What those cats must endure being so close to human foot-stank just for the sake of a few laughs. It’s unconscionable. What’s next, cats sitting on rank gym bag? Just how cruel can some people be?
just had another: what did teho call them? the OHNOES?
OHNOES, THINK OF THE LOL’CATS !!!
(laughs manically, runs out door to gym)
iffit makes u *nuffs* feel better, I haf glued mai own face to teh tabel an – - –
oh halp.
lolmfao!!1!2!
better den what Stend has glooed to da tabel….
Him so krewl, gluin da poor helpless shuffle to … the table!
eEEEK! So, Stend, how was the gym??? LOL!
da skeeriest part ob dis be my response to da furst post about da kitty bein glued to da taybull–AFORE i redded eny ob dese! nao i not feel eben da liddlest bit gilty fur laffing, nope.
fullee. shud be noo tag, liek ‘ohnoLOL’ or ”NMAO” (Nuffing My Ass Off) for posts that are gunna score big on dah ober-sensitif liberal hogwosh upset-ometer.
nao wayt a minit dere, i resemble sertin parts ob da remark!
DAT remark eben. gots to go to bed…. or get a pawboard dat can spell.
iz no nede for resemblement housecats – ah sware ta Cod.
yes!! we must know how the gym went! tell us, Denise Hopper.
And what about that kitty in the bird house? Oh the injustice. He was crammed in there by some cruel human and probably tied down. How can you pepole look at this and call it cute?
This is fun ;op
Iz troo.
To say nothing also of all the hyoomins getting sliced, diced, and mutilated by kitteh-claws for dressing up cats, taking undignified pictures, pretending they’re saying all sorts of crazy things. They’re the real victims here: the hyoomins who take it on the chin (and the arm, and the leg, and the foot) so we can have our lolentertainment. Injured hyoomins, we lurve yoo.
Dont u kno kittehs LUV tight spaces??? Me once had 3 boxs fur packin –one on bottum, 2 tucked inside bottum facin each odder – mebbe 2 inch space between. Watched me Calico Calliope (R.I.P.) tak 3-4 mins 2 squeeeeeeeze self intta space, then sit in boxs look out veddy proud of herrself. Nodder kitteh sleep unda claw foot bathtub in summa…
Nebber see kitteh climb in dressa draw only 3 inch open???
Knot 2 menshen dat pore fishie!! Luk how crammed hims is wiff all dat unnessessary plant-lyf. I meen, whut hoomans tinking? Fishee needs plant in dere?? NOE! Hims need lotts ov watir fur hims 2 liv! Dey breethe watir u noe.
if u dont noe dat mush, ur not machoor enuf to has a phish! cheez loueez!
Wal, da simeez betta fishees, dey breev air! Dey go to da surfass an takes a breff, dey like de small bowls cuz dey evolve in water filled hoof prints. Dat why dey fight so much, it’s jus a small hoof print, unless you a gurl fish, you better watch out!
Aldo mines alwayz eet de gurl fishies, not lurve dem… Sum boiz are teh stoopid….
LOL…tink uf da fishees, wait, no, tink uf da kittehs…. wait… i’z confoozed…. too mush tinkin….
TINK OF US CONFOOSED LOLFRENS!
(crickits) “Lolfrens? Helloooooo …? Anybuddy owt dere?” (moar of da chirping crickits)
So …. horribully ….. qwiet. Dis …… knot ….. rite ………….
I know!!! Where da nex pichur? Is Stend at da gym? Iz everbuddy hungded over? Anybuddy?
My whatever I have is making me da sleepy. 20 hrs yesserday, only 16 hrs today, mebbe I turn into kitteh?
sorry Hyla’s Brook, allowing cats to go into tight spaces is obviously a travesty, and you’re a cruel person for not preventing them from doing so. even if they look like they’re enjoying it, they’re really not – you must stop them ;o)
(if you don’t know what we’re riffing on, go back to the post of the cat with the Ishuffles on it’s ear and read the comment thread)
Stend. I love you. Can I have your afro/razor blade babies??
Oh yes red that one. Have becum serusly addicted 2 sight 4 about 3 weeks neow….
M – it IS fun. try it while wearing an afro !!!
With a blade in it. I cut choo man. aktuly, I has a big blonde afro round here somewhere….hmmmm. an i gotta boxbutter too.
boxcutter. Hell I gotz some box(ed)butter too.
hm, boxbutter. where’s t*i*n*a wen u needzim?
(i woke up lolspowz 3 tiemz lassnite, guhfhawwin over teh manbia manalogz).
iz sawry. aint got nuttin funnee bowt boxedbutter, but does sound like sista produck to hed cheez.
here’s mah nominated wtf-zone for the day
you should go rent ‘coffy’ and ‘foxy brown’ – pam grier does razors and guns in afros best
Pam Grier FTW!!!1 Lurves her in Jackie Brown!!! Machoor Pam Grier, yumz!!! Plus a badass Sam Jackson gets pwned by her totally!!!!
hmm, taranchulaz be needin teh aversion therapee for Bill. lmao.
Whoes teh Cruella DeVille wot mak that animule weer FUR in teh SUMMR! Abuse, i tell u!
Yeh! shafe teh kittehs from da heet. err safe.. er shav.. errr I gots to lie daonz it to hot….
THE HORROR !!! THE HORROR !!!
from now on, I’m just gonna post
WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE LOLcats ???
and
PLEASE – THINK OF THE LOLcats !!!
ALL the time
LOL’S
heh heh. cheez and tofu could make a few new buttons:
“i torture my cats to entertain my online friends”
“i club baby lolcats”
“lolcat: the other white meat”
nk… I’z chokin on mah Geenger ayl!
you ever read the david sedaris story where his handicapped pal (I think she has MS) who’s unintelligible tells people “I pull the teeth from live kittens to make necklaces for satan” when they ask how she is, because no-one can understand her anyways? I’ve actually used that line on ignurent people who demanded to know what I did for a living, when I was between jobs – “I pull the teeth from live kittens to make necklaces for satan, it doesn’t pay very well but the benifits are amazing” – very effective in getting people to shut-up
Yeah. I’ve said to ignunt people, when I was a waitress, ” oh by the way I spit in your omlette. Priceless. The place was a lil mom & pop rest. so I did it to the ignunt regulars. now I werk for corporate rest. but oh yeah I’ve wanted to say that’s not sausage, It’s a booger. From my nose. You like? It’s tasty and nutrish!
major pleh, reporting for duty ;o)
and i rememember da ORIJINAL “nuke da gay, unborn baby whales” buttons….. why settle fur a lesser ebil, aftpurr all?
i beetz mah LOLkitteh lyk himz owe me munny
*NMAO*
Whut? noes, my ohnoes is for teh fishie. how cruwel is it dat teh huminz make teh fishie stresseded by letting kitteh so cloze to stare at fishie. fishie is having much teh heart attak – me-owcardiac infurckshun – from teh huminz’ beeing so means.
can fish have cardiac infarctions?
but hoo’s teh dumb hyoomin who putted teh phish in teh wattrz?! they be trying to drownz teh phishie! HALP, HALP!
quick – give fishy mouth to mouth !!!
OHNOES, THINK OF THE FISHIES !!!
( … man, this could be useful for so many things. )
Iz u going to be denyin dem der infarction rites now? Iz not enuf dat dey must lives in deh Kleer Wet and whole stoopy werld can see in der home, but naow dey can’t haz de infarction, eether?
Oh, deh cruelteez.
OKEH!!! I be setting teh fishie free!!! GO, little fishie! Fly an be free!
…Umm, fishie?
Wups.
Kitteh rescooz da fishee.. Kitteh? I sed RESCOO!! Kitteh!!! Oh NOES!
kitteh gif da fishee mout to mout recessitaionshesehs?
oops dint see stend’s did dis alredy
Must go to compooter stoar nao, and buy new monitor-thingy. This wun has tsty bevrgs splood all ober it…
I showz feesh I is Alpha, he is Betta.
“gamma, dey pickin’ on me!”
Dis iz Delta kummaynder reportin fur dootie.
Doan wurry sun, we’w hep yu.
Dis is mah kitteh und mah fishie, und Eye asshure ewes dar wuz noez glue or Velcrow eenvolved! Kitteh doez sheet lyk diz all dee tyme! Ewes kan’t c it but heez sittin on a bar stool. Sheeriouzlee.
Meredith, that iz pricelezz! I ♥ ur kitteh! Won milk curd, strait up …*hic*
naow, katlua an kreem for kitteh, or maybe black/white russian?
mus b sumday…waz caturday yesturday…eet dat feeshy kitteh, today’s de day!
KlawKiti sez: NEX TYME, FIZHEH. NEX TYME!!!!
*pownd fizt on taybul*
In soviet rusha, pownd shoo on taybul!
Anin radeecull miltint Boodist Shree Lunka, taibull poand yu. Repeetiduli. Unteel yu giv up yur dairly held ‘lijiss bulleefs.
I want a cat named Dr. Claw now
I is HUNGRY!
can has fisheees!!
mie kat sayz same thing to parrot.
Duzn’t know yet parrot iz top of household totem pole.
Hope will not hafta find out
HAAAYY post a new lolcat dammitt!! Wha r u guize on vacashun? i been look at dis cat allday!!!……Plz???
purty plz?
wif nip onna top?
Hey ‘llisa! Luk at hour tymes! I juss misst u bai a fu miniiites.
Knots yet! I has ichc stress! I’s styll nawt cawt up frum Frydai. I’s cain’t reed dat fass!
DAAAAAMMN! Well it r mah own fawlt for bein on vaca. If i haddant been sleepin or reedin or wachin TV i wuz here. An I gotta go back to werk tomorrow(WAAHHHH) so i’z jus a lil anxshus. Sorree I♥ u CBSB.
I lurves u, 2 ‘llisa. DIS MUTCH!!!
Gonna myss u toomarroe whin u goe bak 2 werk. B vrey sadd tyme.
Unnerstan u beeing anxshus. I’s gots 2 deel wif mah ichc angzieties on mah own. Knot meen 2 bring u in2 dah mess! I’s neede 2 deap breethe an knot gets so werked up! I’s juss so ‘frayd I’s b missing sumfing. ARG!!
can I has autopost feature so pics get posted SLOW-LY, not in batches?
try this
http://www.dropline.net/cats/?p=2
Tanks Stend. I needed dat.
do you think cheez has been glued to a table like this kitty, and thats why theyre not posting?
i r a lil bit worried. Oh teh hoomanity!!! Feh. i gotta goto bed I LOVE u guys. I’ll be thinkin of u all when I’z at werk. For teh first time in 9 days. PEACE. and ♥♥♥♥!
kbai.
much win link, stend! minny thx!!
Jes. We kan noe ‘llow teh burgurz tew haz lifez. DO NOT WANT.
teh burglrs can mehbee haz wun day off per munth. But thass all. An tis wun countz fur July.
no, IMHO it would be nice if they were posted automatically not randomly in clots, for those of us avoiding studying for our chem 100 ARGH exam tomorrow HALP
I agree. WordPress has that function, right? I’d love to see posts spaced out throughout the day so I can maximize my timewasting, er, visits.
Chem exam? Wow. Yoo gotz teh smartz. Yoo bin holdin owt on us.
gud luk wiv dat wun, huh. mebbe u stik periodic table in afro. moar helpful than stikking kitteh face to table, or afro in period, yes?
try answering whol thin in LOLspeek. ‘i iz in ur mikscha, bonding yer ionz’, ‘i haz a kolekshun ov noble gases. here, let me show yu them’, ‘i can haz bunsenburgr?’ etk.
LOL’S
the chem part is easy – if this then that – it’s the abberations that drive me nuts. stuff like “why is s defined as value 0 if it’s the 1st azimuthal subshell? why not s=1, p=2, d=3 and f=4?” “why are all the prefixes like Deca and Mega in uppercase except kilo which is k?” “why don’t electrons fill the shells 1s, 2s, 2p, 3s, 3p, 4s, 4d, 4p, 5s, 5d, 5p… and not 4s, 3d, 4p, 5s, 4d, 5p…” – stupid shit like that. I mean, if you’re going to design a logical system, wouldn’t it be nice if it was fully logical?
nevermind I just worked out that last one
….um…kewl…yeh, ah woz haytin ta hafta x-plane that whole elect0rn placements and shellz ting an mayks yew sown stoopid Stend….?! . . . .. just did own first lolpix on own blog which ya can recapshun if yew want. . . save yerself anudr 5 minits of no no no.
hay stend-cn u put al dat chem stuf in lolspek pleaese? maybe den i unerstan beter. chems was nex to nex to my wors clas in coledge. folowd cloesly by fizx and any math clses. pleh!!!!
cccccccccoooooooooolllllllll!!!!!!! can i haz dem too?
140 commemts!11!!! Holeee hanna! who neez stoopid kitteh pix, wee gots teh commemts!!
I noes! Kan u beeleeve hoaw mutch we has grown in commint syze eber sinss we gots on werdpress? I now hyperventalaytes whin I’s trying 2 get thruu all da commints undur juss eben 1 lolcat!! NEED MOAR COUGHEE!
(hmmm … mebee da coughee b da probblum!)
ya tink?
LOL at there being a ‘forlorn’ tag.
lolz. Nebber wud has noeticeded ifs u hadnt pointed dat owt! So funnee.
Forlorn, perhaps. But the look on that kitteh’s face just kills me. Longing. Yearning. Patient, too. (That goldfish better watch his back, dudes.)
My stepson says, “I’m gonna getcha little fishy!” and wonders if anyone gets the reference…
Lols Cat from teh BBC comedy Red Dwarf!!1!1!1
dis be a non-commershul announcement fur dose what want more LOLcats:
dont furgit dere lots and lots ob dem wayting to be voted on ober at da Cheezburger Voting Payge. http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/the-cheezburger-factory/
not enuff peeps be voting ober dere fur da neggst ICHC stars–so iffen you want more pitures ober here, you gots to help da burgers by voting ober DERE. (you gots to mayke a name fur yourownself at http://www.wordpress.com furst, but dat’s no beeg deel. eben goggies habe been known to do it.)
k thx bai
lol, funny,
oh so cute, i know how that cat feels…they are so close but yet so far away!
OMG…so cute! I can almost hear him sighing! =^..^=
eh! Meh kitteh almost keelt mai betta yesturday! *sob*
this makez me so saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!
kitteh kitteh..ur too pritteh ^_^