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…waitin 4 snaks
capped and submitted by: Danielle
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Thurz a kitteh in mah burd howse…
“I are a tiny kittun”
Not so tiny, but 4 2 pretendz I iz baby burd.
deer lyza, deer lyza, thurz a kitteh in mah bird howse, deer lyza, a kitteh.
Puh. Now Ize tu fat to get owt.
*burp*
you see nuthing! dere is no kitteh here! tweet tweet!
I tought I taw a puddy tat a cweeping up on me!
Hee hee hee, this reminds me of when my Baby hunkers down in front of the window and–I swear–chirps at the birds. She gives this little crackly warble that I’m pretty sure translates to, “FLY INTO MAH MOWF!”
It’s so cute. She hasn’t fooled one yet.
Iz phunnie wen they do dat!… think it calld “chattering” … wen they spotz teh prey but cant get at it … myn did it tu. I WANT … CANNOT HAV!
Iz funnie–my gray-an-whitez are my onlyest kittehz dat do da “ack-ack-ack” noize at birdlies/squirlols/critterz. My Foofkitteh (R.I.P.) useta ack-ack-ack at dem, and now my goofybootz lil Snickakitteh do da same….also at da lazer-poynter dot. I luvs da ack-ack-ack noyz.
Iz troo. Iz a frustratd (and how does one lolspeak that?) sownd. Yoozly wif teh tail lashin’.
But birdfeeders r gud for entrtainin indoor kittehs.
Mah BlueMax does dat - his maeiou is so deep dat when he “churps” it sounds like hes barkin at de burdez. An his jaw kwivr an tail lash.
*I - WANT - TO - BITE - DAT!!!!*
That little “crackly warble” is something my cat-fanatic family has always called “chattering.”
I know the sound. I always makes me laugh when the cats chatter. Cuz then I say (very bright and perky), “Oooh! Birds! Birds! Birdies! Bet you want to get those Birds eh?!”
i’z kitty. fly me.
Itz tiem for teh “This Old Housecat” hour on teh PBS. Today, Norm and I are going to convert this simple A-Frame into a elegant 4-bedroom, 2 1/2 litterbox ranch…
Vry phunnie!
WIN!!!
Freaking LOL!
I can has snak time now?
Judging bai ur screen name, shud be the katula ‘n creem … a veree populer, tasty bevrag wif many ICHCers.
(i LUBS that movee … Jeff Bridges as teh Dude, an mai fav - Steve Buscemi!)
Yum-o, katlua and creem……..*ahhhhhh*
Clawlage buddehs and I uzed to rait movehs by wehter or not Steve buscemi dieded in themz. that waz in teh erli 90z when his survived rat was lessed thn 50%
Poor Steve …. nuthin beatz the woodchippr in “Fargo,” tho.
I lurve da Steve Buscemi 2!!! He is full of awsum. 4 an “uglee” gie, he kinna sexxay…
Dat movie wuz on WGN (or whatevur da sooperstation frum Chicagoe is) last nyte!!
Dis mah new flat. u likes? Lunch? shhhhh? soon.vary sooon.
avian sushi … teh fethrs in teh teef r a payn, but iz tastee n nootrishus.
“damn those squirrels, stealing birdseed !!! I’ll give them a scare !!!”
(”and hey you kids - get off of my lawn !!!”
Howz the ‘fro and the lah-may wurkin out for u, sten?
(i srsly peed miself … thanx sew much!)
stend: “slap my gym pals!”
Yea, post us a pik so we can see!
…or not.
don’t worry, I don’t wanna burn anyone’s eyes out unnecessarily
IT appeer Berdies has been sinding kitteh snakz of “unwanted” kaind!
Monasterey Kitteh
is prayin in chapill
monkkitteh, in Saynt Fransiss costoom.
or, pawindromik burdeez say:
we panic in a pew!
hahaha! paintz phunnie pichur … buncha monkz havin meltdown!
dis kitteh bin horriblee abyoost! jus look at teh eye squint! an teh ropes, ucan u definitivivl - defivin - definitl - can u proof kitteh not tyde dwon in der in burd cage?
i not can laff til i noes. den i still not can laff, but thassa nuther problm.
Haha
tankalissa!
ooooh! u iz wiket AND funee. big laff from mee.
BIG grin!
Gud won, Pitty!!
Y am in dis gyant arrow?
**SPROING**
o shi….
Strait outta left field!
4th of July kitteh in his space rocket ready to getz a clozer luk at da firewerks. Ohhh, be bewy karful, kitteh. U pways wit matchiz, u getz da paws berned..
or eben wurss - yu getz acted bai Tom Cruze.
Burdz Howse is nawt right
Burdz has alwayz livvz in Treez
Dis Howse shud be Mynz!
Slithurrd up teh pole
Pulld maiself slowlee Insyde
Waytin for teh Fun
I hydez prettee gud
Dis Howse iz kinda tiney
How duz I getz daown?
Jack.
Halp! Now.
“Not to put too fine a point on it… build a little bird house for your… cat?”
O thx, song is in mah hed agin nau! :b
Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet
Aha! I iz happee nao
Where did my clever ICHC/TMBG cross-reference go? I iz dejected.
It dere, it just gotz deeelayded.
“…after killing Jason off and several screaming Argo-cats…”
wyluratit, keep teh nitelite on insides teh birdshaus inur sole!
This no drive thru?
Be vewwy vewwy qwiet…
peoplez, pleez..NOBODY say CATBURD!!!!???????????
k, we leeve it fur u 2say
i’d hate to be the one to get that out
kitty: Why cant weee be friends!
birds: cause your a kitteeey