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Oh noes, finger approachin to prod I’se belleh!
Nevermind da finger, whut is giant fuzzy pastel stripey thang? Iz about to attack!
DUN WORRY KITTEH! Bear Grylls will savez yew!
Dun worry kitteh! I’z called David Hasselhoff!
He’z save you, if not eatin’ a cheezburger.
Hmmmm, bet I cud get stuck in a crevace ifs i tryd. Halp! David! Save me!!
Im in yer couch, findin yer chang
That looks like MY couch . . . WTF?
im in ur cushions
. . . no just get me out plz
oh noes! Itsa waryscary ad 4 koloronpro inztint eye shattow applicklayers!
well der WAS a waryscary ad, rly, at boyyum ov payge. u shmush dis big ting on ur eye lidz an it leefs big blobs ov hideeus scary monstery kolorz behine.
oh nebbermine.
it look like summat shud be called “hooker helperz.” ” too wasted tp git urself redee for teh nite?”
Indeed, vry skeery.
Otay, otay, I salute u, nao get mee outtz diz situation. Iz not dat comftable.
Iz stuck allrite. i gotz bubble gumz on mah butt. srsly. yer kidz a pig.
No kiddin. Ther alzo peice of grilld cheez sammich left ovr frum … ugh … iz all green an wooly … wha iz thiz, a science xperamint??? Barf-o-rama!
mmmm… Hypmoticali sof beli fruz…
mmmm… I wants to stroks it and get Hypmityzd!
If I wiggles me rer end juss rite, I cans slip down into teh abiss uv dah furrnature and u no see me no moar.
“I”m melting…I’m meltiinnnngg………….”
halp! tuches me and dy! halp! tuches me and dy! halp! tuches me and dy!
GAAAAAAAAHHHH GAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! oh haiz boba fettz! GAAAAAAH!! GAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
:hurries to rescue da baby kitty carefully pulling him to safety……
AFTER I SNORGLE DAT BELLEH UNTIL I GET HARBLZ !!
u get harblz frum snorglng teh bellehs? HS u haz warpd my fraggle ittl mind.
I mean da A-hem, a-hem, cough & hack kind…..
Snafutti, you in da gutta today ? (LOlZ)
lolz mostes otr commentz I seen heer us harblz as teh ummm… gutter kine.
an Im not in the gutta, Im at teh workin plase (and bborded out of my fraggle ittle mind!)
werkin on caturday is much pleh. I gotz to do it next caturday.
yah it ar much pleh. I gotz ta do it evary caturday. pleh. so vary vary pleh
Onliest gud ting is not so much interupshuns an more time for lolcats.
duffy, that is teh tru
Yep that belleh definitely needs a snorgle.
“Raise yer hand if yer bein’ swallowed by a sofa.”
LOLz!
Madonna-kitteh sez, “C’mon vouwg”
ur a superstar, yes datz wat u r u no it!
cowch montster haz kittah in clutchez
Lil Bebbee Kitteh
Haz found jus teh ryte Stop. Then
Grabbitee setz in
Slyydin daown so slow
Lil Kitteh duzznt noetizz
Nap more impoortant
Kushuns skweeez gently
Kitteh’z dreem inturruppted
Wejjed in gud an tyte
HALP!… Kitteh wantz owt
Do not wantz teh Tummeh Rubbz
Wantz a Helping Hand!
Jack.
mah kitteh waz flatterd by ur poetree wod like mor pls!
Lil Bebbee Kitteh
Haz found jus teh ryte Spawt. Then
Grabbitee setz in
Slyydin daown so slow
Lil Kitteh duzznt noetizz
Nap more impoortant
Kushuns skweeez gently
Kitteh’z dreem inturruppted
Wejjed in gud an tyte
HALP!… Kitteh wantz owt
Do not wantz teh Tummeh Rubbz
Wantz a Helping Hand!
Jack.
Srry bowt teh Dubbil Post
Jack.
Yoar potree much gud so yoo iz furgivn.
IAWTP
sorry in lolcat:
ah agreez wif dis psot.
Yer poertree -it verberates!!!
Eeep! I’z surrounded!
Teh sofa haz eetz me!!!!!
I’z sayin no to crak!
LMAO!!1!!leben!!
halp!
couch monstir!
pleeze caw amb’lans!
Halp! Mai stripeyz clash with teh sofa fabricz…
Fashion sence. I has it.
Spaysekitteh thot he wuz far enuf frum event hurizn but ONOE! Teh gray hole has him!!
Watch out fur teh pumas in teh crevasses!
(Is anybody old enough to remember the Smothers Brothers?)
smovers brovers wuz ful ob da win! i missez dem so mush! wundr waer dey beez nao a daze? member da yo yo man ruteen?
Oh yeah–man in teh state o’ YO. LOL
An if it wasn’t fur Tommy Smothers, froggies all over teh worl wud still be sayin “knee-deep” or “jug-o-rum” instedda “ribbit!” Dat man is a geenyus.
yeh, mom alway liked you best!
Corse, she did, I wuz an onlee child!
The Smothers Brothers are timeless! I’m not from their uh, original viewing audience, but I love them and I literally *just* watched the pumas routine yesterday on youtube! They are teh awesum!
)
btw, dose aren’t pumas! dere are no pumas in North America! bahahaha!
“Boil That Cabbage Down” (vintage SB routine)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgwH-XngXKo
Current news:
http://www.smothersbrothers.com
The pastel thing is Gary the snail! Kitty’s Spongebob friend.
I think I’m terrified that you can identify it from just the little sliver of color…. O_O
donut worry, i tink “Emma V.” tooked the foto. see? looks unner the foto at the credits.
kwick mah men! Sayv teh kitteh from teh whole!
i iz sinking, sumbudy HALP MEH!
[...] oh kittehs, u always gets into trouble. [...]
Ah saloot u, halping hamds!! Git mah azz outta hearz!
[...] halp! kitteh must be stuk. [...]
halp! i is stuck on crack!
poor kitteh, he is havin same problm i an mah cousinz hads wif 2 beds on whels…
[...] well, i iz stuk in a crevass. [...]
dis b a test. pay no tenshun. dere b nuffing tu see heer.
Test. test. test.
nuzzer test
LOl!!! Ai wuz wundering hao ai maed a commint awn “halp.”
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Howzzit going?? Did ai reelee get it awl messed up??
Oh hello!! It b almost sortid owt. If dis b rite deh name will b JanetCanHas4Kittehs and deh kitteh will b deh avatar.
*crossses finners and klikz Add comment
Oh, kwap!!!!
3rd timez a charm??
YAY!!!!!!!!!!
OH!! Hao Beyootiful!!
Yoo DID it!! Yay!! OH mai!! Duzzning that luk nice.
{{{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}} Yoo ar a geenius!!
Gud Day tu u Miz4kittehz!!
I will sending u deh emayo wif eggs planay shunz.
OK
Luks reellee gud!!
Feels a bit laik “Iinvashun ov teh bodee snatchers.” LOL!!
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And
Ai keep tawking to maiself. LOL!!
LOL!! ROFL!!! “Oh, kwap????????”
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Ai awlmoast snerted cawfee awl ober teh pewter!
dis b just anuzzer testing.
wun moar time.
dis iz yet annuzzer testing uf deh JanetCanHazABloonessAdnAnAbatar.
check and check! Yay, Janet!
Pay no attenshun tu deh kitteh bhind deh kurtin.
i lost a $20 bill in the couch yesturday