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I WANT that cat. Is so purdy.
Tabby purdyer dan enny fon. AN catch myce!
Beeuutifull marckings. I’s b lubs dat fluffee cote.
Me toooo, he be sooo bootiful!
My kitteh just made two kittens with almost identical markings to this one, strange, must share some genes…
Me too is so cool :00
That is a Silver Marbled Bengal
No it’s an American Shorthair silver classic tabby just like my cat.
Technocat gettin techno
No Kitteh we has to wait for teh hullabaloo to dies down.
I changed wordpress from shnoopy to Melissa. So it r me now.
I lives In GA rite? It r almost 100 degwees wif 94Percent humickidee an dere r peeps campin owt at teh local Ceengular stoar. Day crazee from da heetz!
‘lissa, I liffs in FLA an peeps heer lyinin up tew. An’ iz HAWT heer tooday. Iz crazee. On uther paw, I’z teh biggest geek evah an’ I DO WANT but ahl wayt an see how peeps lyke beefoar ah buys one. Wen ah getz it, ahl cawl yoo!
I has teh poor. I can not has ’till it r owtdated.
shud not dat b: I has teh ipoor?
cuz I r hasing it 2.
I fink der is a lawt of teh poor goins arownd des days. I haz it, too. But, then, I do not reeely wantz wun of des. I feelz lyke ho-hum, nudder way to taykes owr $$ or to maykes uz feelz bad if can’t haz it rite away. Iz a scam, I iz theenkin.
Iz prolly bettah to wayte til deh bugz haz been remooveded. And deh pryce it will comez down. And it will werk bettah. So don’t feelz bad dat cantz affords it. Feels prowd dat u iz smaht enuf to pass on deh first vershun! See how dat werks so gud? ♥
ya gotz dat rite!
Me too, Melissa. Me too.
I’ll get one in 10 years when I find it in a $5 box of junk at a garage sale.
*cries inside*
Where u been?
Yah, iz almost a hunnert here in Lala land. Beeeg linez at Apple stores…
Ihate the apple store, they nebber has enuff salespeeps to takes mai munnee…
We had non Ipod mp3 playerz, but then hubby won a lil shuffle in a drawring. He put itunes on his puter, I sed Onoes!!! Use da mediamonkey, itunes will eat mah tunes!! He will lern…..
We use da sprint, it haz serviss at our howse, none others do. We get new phones maybe later dis year, we had dese ones for 3 years now… iphone LOOKS kewl, but we shall see….
wuz owt shoppin tewday, saw loooooong line ob peeplz at the at&t store… sez to maiself, whut dey iz awl doin owt dere in dis heat?? drove by coupla howrz latr, dem STILL all dere! den i comz hoam to ICHC and saw dis berra kewt kitteh and mememberded dat dis fone thingee went on da salez today. i bee finkin dat i waitz for bof da hububz 2 di doun AND for da muneez to getz in mai pokitz!!
Oh, bee carefuls! Iz AT&T now! Sprint myte do teh sues lyke with teh NASCARS!
nonono kitteh want burgers insted. silly kitteh want fone. cant NOM fone. can ony bat arond wif paw n scratch scren. burgers better!
Yeah. an den bat spensive 500 monee fone onna floor an bork. yes kitteh u can ahs nice cheezbeuger insted. Like da one i had today at Ted’s mawntana grill. YUM O!
Tha fone full of teh skarrees! i r techno ‘tard … fone tu full of bellz n wissuls 4 me!
But i WILL tak the ocelot, plzthx.
I be a techno ‘tard tu, Meno……what iz deez peeps problum?? O well, guess I be too old to unnerstan!
Also till teh price dies down. $600!1! Pleh! For dat it shud do windoze an wash ur car.
An make dinnur an load diswasher,an giv dawg baf, an kleen toilet!
No, no, shud do OSX and wash ur car!
Shuld gives pedikur! AND shavez yu legs, too!
Ai won’t even RITE wut ai want it 2 do 4 dat pryse…. heh heh heh…
WIN!!!!!
Kitteh plz tew get in lyne wif everwun else.
(Tho, trooth iz, dis kitteh so byootiful dat ah givez him mine iff ah haz wun, wich ah doo not.)
i’m in ur office, kolor kowordinatin wif ur ekuipmint.
(lubs da silber tabbyz)
That cat has an amazing pattern.
Shouldn’t that be “iWANT”?
LOL! How did they miss that???
u smrt!!! ☼☼☼☼☼ a 5-sunshine saloot 4 u!
WIN
Pritty kitteh lukin’ at pritty fone. I am suker for awl teh iStuf (I haz tuw vedio iPods, cuz I iz iPod nurd), but I iz afrayd dat iFone wud bee tuu spensiv. Awl teh xtra charjis for awl teh xtra feechurs. Yu payzes fru teh noze foar to hav axess to Intarwebs on reglar sell fone, den it costes tuw or free bux moar efrey tyme yu uzes it.
Who you gonna call, kitteh? You gotz no friens wiff phones. Besides, can’t use phonez anyway becuz you gotz no oppposable thumbs!
Stend must beeyin da bafrum agen.
or drivin a zillyin milez to reskyoo stray divorceez. wayer himz pryoritease?
(to the tun-a of Ghostbustrz):
…hoo u gonna call? Sten … halism0! ♫♪♫♪♫
(iz ‘posd to be musik notes, but lookz Hebroo!)
i aint frayd ov no noets.
Meno haz lernded noo trik foar dressin up teh commints. DO LIKE!
Some wun just HAD to teach Meno how to makez teh ALT characterz, didn’t dey?
Is liek putting cheezbrgr onna plate right in front of teh kitteh, saying “no, kitteh, is mai cheezbrgr, not for u. U leev alone til I get back in 10 minutez”. U just know it’z gonna get batted around befoar teh nom nom nom. Because all teh kitteh heerd wuz “blah blah blah cheezbrgr blah for u blah blah blah.”
Okay, so that didn’t rilly make a lot of sense. U might getz my drift. If u do I kinda feelz sorry for u
I j/k Meno. Me lieks ur postz.
Feel sorry fur me, den, cuz I unnerstud purrrfekly
♥♥☺♥♥☼♥♥☺♫!!!
Oh noes……we haz created a Alt monster!!! ♥
Stend reskyoos stray divorceez? Gud nooz! I gotta a cuppla frenz I cud send hiz way… Cat lubbers, all.
Dis kitteh full of win and awesum………..soooooooo purrrrty
i NOT WANT
me want too, makral kitteh. alas, me no hav muneez to bai
See meh komment up abovez, plz. U not haz to feel bad foar not to haz de muneez. Wit just a small chanj of deh ‘tudes, u, too, can feels superyorz to deh sillee monkees who spends big $$ just to have first vershun. Just waytes. It will be ur turn soon. Den u will see how wyze u wuz to wayte. Just be tellin peeps why u not has wun yet–it not be deh monees, it be deh smartz!
Yeh, y evverwun run owt 2 bai teh 1st vershen? Duh, wid iPodz teh 1st wuns wer full of bugz and PLEH. Layter vershuns WAY beddah. Ai wayt 4 much layter vershun dat NOT inklood AT&T fone servise. AT&T = dubble plus bad servis.
in my noowspaper ystrday, artilcle on how peeps is hafin trubls gettin der nu iphones activated-one d00d calded it a paaprwat
kitteh, u is not teh only one, i does too
600 dolur priec tag + long term contract = PLEH… do.not.want…kitteh cud bai year worht of cheezburgrz foar dat kind ov munneez
oh kitteh! dis thing es too esspensiv. you gotta lok for cheepr stuffz.
Dere’s udder phonz out dere whut doez da same tings. just maybe not the room on their harddrives or tuch screen stuffz
o ya cn u gimme dat iphon?//???/???/
I got to say it too… that kitteh is prettiest EVAH! (well except for MINE of course)
I agreez with teh “I not want” peepz. I waitz for all teh tekkie-geex to rush owt and buy, den try to dooz all dis kewl stuffz, and den find owtz dey needz to pay lotz of extra moneez. Either dat or dey turnz it on and r all “Dood, WTF? dis ting no work like it doez onna TV commericalz.” and den teh i-phoney doodz r all “oh yeah, we didn’t quite get it all finished and stuff, but we release a patch sometiem in next 3-8 weekz that makez it all bedder, but for nao we just go homez and getz teh nekkid and rollz in ur moneez.”
Ooo, I kinda went too far with dat wun, didn’t I?
Anywayz, Do Not Want. That’s whut I’m sayin. Just…dat’s it.
Oh, BTW. Lurvez teh kitteh. Looks like wun of those desk thingys you find in the biznezz peeplz toy stores–U know the wunz with teh blax and whitez sand in dem and you flipz dem over and dey makez da patternz and stuff and ur all “dood, whoa…”
Ize wid yu, Tbgr. Furst vurzun evbody say “OOO! OOO! GOTTA HAV!” den dey getz it and itz *pleh*, so den dey gotsa get upgrade, or compny say, “Jus wate til verzhun 2.0! Den yu can spen more moneys!” Den de sellin peeples sneeks home an laffs an laffs. Probly nekkid.
An wha do peeples du wid dese fonez? Play wid dem wile drivin!!!!!!!
I sez, spen munneez on real dings! Liek de waterd-silk kitteh!
I agrees wif you, TB.
Dat n’ in anudder six monfs dey’ll reeleese a teensy tiny better phone. Cuz Apple do dat wif ipodz all teh tyme.
Maybee i want if comes to t-mobile.
To hell wit teh phancee fone … giv me 2 tin cans an a length o’ string … i gud to go.
browzin kitteh is hukd on fonics
Gorgeous Kitteh is sellin yer new iFone on Ebay in eckschange for dah cheezburger…eez good deel kno?
DO NOT WANT
i iz ifone hatr
Im in yur CNN
goin crazy frum too much reportz on saem fing!
u saed it! yadayadayadablahblahblahneenrneenrneer … SHADDUP!!!
oh HELL frakkin yes.
I am Worldz Biggest Appl Geek, ferseerius, and i wudn’t buy an iphone now if appl promised to pay my mortgage for a year. (Actually, if I don’t buy an iphone, I might be able to pay my mortgage for a year ALL BY MYSELF.)
I think Paris Hilton and an iPhone (Withouth batteries!) should be put in a room together til they splode of antimatter and hype.
Dat cud dstroye de umaverse!
hahaha eez okeh…dey in dey own unaverse N E wayz…
Haha! that is sooo awesome!
that is one pritty kitteh!! Loves!
On your ‘pooterz, orderin’ technologiez
iwant
I want, too bad my dad got for free, he works for Apple
i r jealous uv him
classic oed-apple complex.
moar liek DO NOT WANT… lol amirite?
very pretty catttt!!!!
don not want crap attempt at viral advertising.
RE: Furmwarez Update : DO NOT WANT
DO NOT WANT
Shitty iphone is shitty
This is a BEAUTIFUL cat !!!
cute cat. i haz dat fone, yay
ZOMFG. u fotoshawp’d dis fing.
hao cood u!?
ITS A SHOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ze kitteh katt iz bootiful
stupid advertising :/
I NEED A better pastime than this or playing Wii.
WANT CAT
Yes, I want, the cat