i m in ur internet

…cloging ur tubes
capped and submitted by: Stan von Zinn
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Yoo can has ma apple eny day, kitteh! As long as you is not bingo chipz, kitteh will not clog teh tubez.
Intarnet kitteh does not look too amuzed
virus?
no, kittun be UTD on himz shots
*aggrees*
Y yoo given me dis ole Makintosh wile yoo haf a noo ifon? I pee in dis.
Iz iLidderbocks.
iz downloadin from PouTube
an sendin you weemailz
U iz so funnie TINA. (Sowwy - ai jess luv dat acronym fur yu tu!1)
iz less eezier to remembr but iz moar eezier 2 say. iz fine. juss makes mee a webvesstite iz all. i b at th gym wiv Stend in afro an gold lahmay.
excellent. I could use your help w/ the guy channelling ‘my pretty pony’ into his hairstyle
r we havn dat chat heer now?Xlnt. had enuff of Nuffz. Luv yer plan Stend. It’s sarong it’s rite. but put vid link in iScream thred yu may wantsta chek.
ah, here is yer peni-free inspiration. Funnier without reedn explanation. funnee ennyway akshully. kthx. bai.
Ize pootin in teh pooter.
u not needz iFon when u can has iKitty. cheeper and wif moar feetyurs. pls to signz me up foar wun nao. kthxbye
See how owtdated our pooter is honee?
Mebbe dis kitteh gonna sit in teh meebo room waytin foar companee.
koff*likemee*koff
U callz dis a privacee littehbox? Whattsamatta wit u? Iz in middel uv foyer, u nitwitz. EVERYWUN can seez me heer. Pleh, I say, Pleh!
Pleeze to not be lukin, iz too much preshur. kthxbai.
“mah moniterz no gud”
“how come?”
“piksha iz awl fuzzee”
*slap*
Morpheus was wrong
Safe with machinez.
monitor iz less plastik than keanu too.
Win!
Best blog evar! (Eksept 4 teh kibbl-breth…
OMG!!!ABUUSE!!! KITTEH IS IN A MAC!!!! EBBRYWUN KNOES TEH WORLD RUNS ON TEH WINDOWZ!!!!
Sorry, I is still in rantz mode from the ipod shuffle kitteh post. I lookz at fuzzy critter and calmz down nao….I tries to think of teh funneh to post….
This kinda reminds me of those “do it yourself” things a few years back when there was a bunch of people turning old Macs into aquariums. Hmm, nao for teh funneh…
“Kitteh hides in fear of the sheer volume of unstained wood in the house…”
Srsly, do these people live next to a lumber mill? Is this house built by Ikea? What?
Ya’ll need some serious meds………..or katlua n creem or somthin
I do. I can has frosty fermented grain bevrgz nao? Plz? Kthx.
mebbe u drink z to ICanHazCoronaryOverSelfRitechussHogwosh day at ICHC? “TB, donchu knoe that some ov dem yeastz in yr bevridge drown befor dey eevn reech yu? an that meeny ov dem grainz tawt day woz gonna growz up to be plantz? Did yu knoe that moar dan 15 purr cent of malnurisht peepz in da wurld skwosh bugz wen day fawl ovr an die. U shud awl be discussted wiv yerselves. i am. discussted wiv yer selves dat is. kthxdai.”
Putting dings on petz is teh krewel! Putting petz on dings is teh krewel! Keepin aminals as petz is teh krewel! Zooz is teh krewel! Letz set all de aminals free to rome in teh wild were deres no krewelty!
*snork*
that’s just how I feel after that damned thread. where did those people come from and how can we keep them from coming back? we need a plan.
sorree if overposting, will shut up soon as has to go, but Stend - iz a plan necessree? there woz reel sum fun beetdownz goin on and d occashunahl work out for angry WTF muscle, az opposed to kwizical WTF muscle is gud for balance. An in a twissted tho not yet adekwatly disstan retrospeck… it woz pretty funnee. woz like a tornado blowing stoopidz, dikhedz an dumz insted ov rooves, trees an cows.
breathe baby breathe.
Yes. It’s come to this.
LOLcats are so popular,
they come built right in.
AS IT SHOULD BE
Intarnet Kitteh disapprovs of teh amnt of pr0n being downlded to dis comptuer.
yesh. ish ful ov pusheh.
sorree. iz dat goin too fur?
In Soviet Russia, YouTube watch YOU.
Macs run on kitteh power - dis is just a inside shot of dah werkin componentzes… (I think he ated dah mouse on dah wheel in dah power supply.)
Axshully, dis pooter wud prolly run faster wif kittehpowr dan wif original circuitry. (And can ennyone say “20-meg hard drive?”
wikikiti
Kompewtr Kitteh
Waytz patiently in Mac shell
For teh new Lapztop
Nawt much happeningz
Mebbe Kitteh kleen teh dust
From Floppee Diskz slot?
Kitteh not lykez Mac
Shape is too much like scary
krampt Kitteh Kennel
Jack.
Nieeeece!!
Did yur hed xplode yesterday frum all da wtf? Too many yikes to make pomes!
I can has be lolcat now?
Alternative title: Finally an ideal use for a mac.
How dis video dating ting wurk agin?
ho ! i want the same bed, but for me it will be not less than 21″ screen…
hay … hoo u callin a “ho?”
at leez it waddunt “stoopy lil lyin ho”!
no fair
My old Mac didn’t have this clear a monitor screen.
Mebbe kitteh misses doing the apple tile puzzel
We’ve all heard of happycat, here’s applecat!
Dotter uv Gwinnith Paltro-cat.
i tink i founs yr problim
gud fing iz, tho, yu still unner warantee
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(replying to own comment) Yes, I am slightly evil. Which would be the source of my affinity for cats.
http://www.xkcd.com/c262.html - you’ve been beat to the idea
iz sad. Still use this type of Mac at work but without iKitty.
(first comment.)
I can’t believe no one has done this one yet.
“O hai, i is a Mac. U is PC?”
Iz funyest one yet, tube cloger!
Hey, Macs ARE gud 4 sumthin! How bout dat!
I knew it was NOT user error!
I knew it wasn’t USER error!
I used to use an old LC 575, looked just like that one in the picture (without the kitty). Got my first programming experience on that machine with Excel 4.0 macros. That machine lasted just about forever, although eventually its hard drive did give out. :\