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…u wayt 4 iphone update
photo originally seen on Cute Overload, sent in by Ferdinand S.
capped and submitted by: JIL
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Earbudz? We don’t need no stinking earbudz.
Eerbudz: worft. invenchun. ebber!
Yess! Eerbudz fall outta mai eerz! Dey no fits!
all dis tyme i thotz i just had funnishaped eerz…good to knoe othrz haz dis problm too
” clip on eerbudz-teh noo wai too listen too moozic”
look into mah ayes, deeeeep into mah ayes,
stop luking at mah eerz, into deh ayes, stoopid!
pleh, no inner illuminashun fah u!
I has no fayshon cents!
I has fashion dollars !!!
keep yer dollars – ah wantz change !
iPod Shuffulz: Your doing it wrong!
….kitteh shufflez away in embarazzmint…
kitteh shufflez away to plan revenge.
I didn’t think ICHC was into displaying images of animal abuse. I’m sure that picture was taken at the expense of the cat’s comfort. Animal’s ears are more sensitive than ours.
It’s one thing when a cat gets itself into a situation. It’s another for a human to subject the animal to discomfort for the sake of a stupid picture. I hope the ICHC moderators will remove this, lest some other up and coming socipaths get any ideas.
Yeah, I’ve seen some pissed off cats on this site before, but…
Also I don’t get what’s supposed to happen after the iphone update.
akshuly i nots get dat eethr.
mabey kitteh is rily windoze kity in drag?
if it makes everyone feel better, I have my shuffle clipped on my ear right now (no I’m not kidding, it’s a green one like the one in the photo) and it DOES NOT HURT – the clip is very weak, unlike a pager, and the whole design basically depends on you having it on your shirt where it won’t get pulled off. I run the cord up the inside of my shirt at the gym so it won’t fall off, that’s how weak the clip is – barely enough to keep it attached. seriously – those things would slip right off the moment kitty turned it’s head – there’s little force and no teeth to hold them on. go look at one if you don’t believe me
I agreez with teh Stend. I haz wun as well, and just tried it (okayz, nao I get mental pic of hunnerds of ICHC readers clippings their shufflez on their earz–many lolz).
Without breaking out into flamewar thingy, I can say that there are dozens of pics on ICHC where teh kittehs are in more discomfort (about half of them instigated by teh kittehs demselves) than these things could inflict. Those of you out there with clip-on ear rings are probably in more pain than this kitteh. To me kitteh looks more irritated at being held up for camera than having things on it’s ears.
Bottom line is, if teh kitteh was in any kind of pain, it wouldn’t leave the shuffles clipped on long enough to get a pic taken–it would have shaken or skratched them off long before.
an it haz juzt weed. iz an ex pee profeshinul.
well, maybe what the human did to the cat was stupid, but i think you underestimate the ability that cats have to get out of unpleasant situations, by meowing, scratching, hissing, running, etc. this cat merely looks bored with the human’s idiotic idea.
what about all the dressed up cats in other pictures? or remember what a cat looks and sounds like when you have to wash it. that’s traumatising for cats, and we still do that. i agree that one led to another one could cause serious discomfort and maybe even hurt a cat with such ideas, but i don’t think this here is the case.
well the costumes themselves aren’t capable of causing pain, simply humiliation.
As for the rest of your argument… it’s a pretty weak one. So if something can defend itself, whatever you do to it up until it defends itself is fair game? That’s just mean, and I’m with Eric, I thought ICHC was refusing to cross the line into mean.
If someone can confirm that the cat didn’t actually mind, I’ll take that.
kitteh looks a little annoid, but relaxed. i dont see teh big deal here. the ipods look strung together, and just laid cross kitteh’s head. dat wud hurt kitteh?
no, that’s the cat’s ears. They’re definitely clipped on.
The big deal is that if the cat is actually being *hurt* then that’s wrong. Not having a shuffle and my own cat ears, I can’t test.
…if it makes everyone feel better, I have my shuffle clipped on my ear right now (no I’m not kidding, it’s a green one like the one in the photo) and it DOES NOT HURT – the clip is very weak, unlike a pager, and the whole design basically depends on you having it on your shirt where it won’t get pulled off. I run the cord up the inside of my shirt at the gym so it won’t fall off, that’s how weak the clip is – barely enough to keep it attached. seriously – those things would slip right off the moment kitty turned it’s head – there’s little force and no teeth to hold them on. go look at one if you don’t believe me
the freeky thing iz that stend not even doo this for ICHC related eksperimunt. Stend is hyoomin 2.0, jusst sittin in dark chattin wit lolfriends an clippin things on an pluggin things into self. jusst ask abowt what S be gwan an did wif d juicer, d satellite dish, an d vacyoom. it not fit in a bucket, dats 4 shoor.
yeah, you dont even want to know what I just did when I scrolled down and got even more annoyed. keep scrolling – I’m taking my shuffle to the gym where it belongs now ;o) and no, I’m not washing it first !!!
*sigh*
We went through the “Omigawd, kitty abuse!!1!!ELEVEN!!” fuss on CuteOverload, and I think it was conclusively proven that Shuffle clips are incapable of inflicting pain. On human or feline.
How do you know the iPods were playing any music? I doubt kitteh would sit still if that was the case.
dude, ipods don’t have speakers… (besides the clickwheel)
we’re talking about how they’re *clipped* to its *ears*
Erm…right. I knew that. I have an iPod akshually…how’s about we just forget I ever said it. Move along, nuffing to see here : P
ur choys of werds iz impekibul
don’t worry eric, by the expression on that cats face the human holding him up will not be in one piece very much longer. incidentally, i do agree that the pose was probably painful, but not intentionally so. many pet owners will fail to think before doing something “cute”. however, since there is now a picture, and it really is cute, why not say so? no one here condones hurting the kittehs. we all know that. and if you have not ever tried to do something to a cat, (feed it a pill, give it a bath, etc) that it does not want to do, you would realize that unless that cat has been given a tranquilizer, (and looking at the eyes, i don’t think it has) that it could escape to the highest part of the house at any time with no difficulty and then sit there spitting at you for so long YOUR ears hurt. the cat is not struggling or biting, just looking mildly peeved.
we all luvs teh kittehs! don worry soo much.
Cats will put up with things from people they trust that they wouldn’t normally. Abusing that trust is still wrong, and whether or not the owner *meant* to hurt the cat, we shouldn’t be using pictures of animals in pain for our entertainment.
As I said above, if someone can confirm that the cat actually took it in stride, or that the clips weren’t that solid (although I imagine they’d have to be or they’d have slipped off), that’s different.
pittypat is correct!!! if you look closely you can see the string mark in the cats fur. the ears are just pushed down, not clipped. now please chill. just a little.
btw, if anyone here has or has had a cat, they can surely confirm that if you “hurt” a cat, even accidently, they scream and hiss. this cat, is not, in pain.
those aren’t string marks, that’s just its ears.
umm, i didn’t know ears looked like a string sized indentation running across the cats head from one side to the other. but if you say so…
shuffles aren’t that heavy, how do they weigh down a cats ears long enough to take a picture??
the lines don’t go all the way across the head, just where the ears start.
uh…yeah, they do. and how many times am i going to have to type this? the cat would be more strenuously objecting if it was “hurt”. it is quite obviously not. in. pain. you say you don’t have your own cat ears. does this possibly mean you don’t and have never had your own cat and so cannot speak from experience on the topic? as a person who has had several and who doesn’t participate in the practice of declawing, i can tell you that even the most pathetic looking specimen of cat is decidedly not defenseless. if it was in pain, it would be obvious. however, i can see you are determined to be upset by this, so go right ahead. nothing is going to change a mind that has already closed.
the HUGE welt/bruise on my calf when i accidentally stepped on mine getting off a stepladder was evidence to that. people need to calm down. the cat’s just annoyed. if he was in pain, there would be NO doubt about it.
for that matter, i’ve never seen a cat not make its feelings known in about .3 seconds after having that feeling, no matter if it is “must have NOMs now” or “yer standing on mai tail,and i will scratch yer face off” or “yer teh best hoomin in teh wrld, and i will demonstrate that by sitting on what ever you are concentrating on right now and if you push me off it just means you want to pet me and i’ll come right back”.
sorry bout the welt…ish
Neither of my cats would let me do anything to their ears, and they’re both very mild mannered as a general rule. I can’t see this cat putting up with anything that hurt it, and when I first saw the picture, my first impression was they they were somehow draped over the cat’s head, not actually clipped on. Even so, if they are clipped on, there’s no way in hell that cat would have sat still if his ears actually hurt him. Even the most domesticated cat would lash out if it were in pain. I have to question the people who are crying abuse–do you even have cats? If you did, you would know this already and this discussion thread wouldn’t even exist.
I can definitely agree wif orignal poster! Please lets not be hurtings teh kittehs! If you must clip painful things onto their ears, use a loldog instead. Stupid dogz.
NUHUH! Don be hurtin dogz eidder, neow!!!
don’t be hatin’ teh puppehz…
Total Sitehound World Domination!!!
some of our best furriends are goggies around here.
oh, teho, tell us dis whole thread be anothfur stoopid-hoomin trik?
Well Majken, if it’s worth anything, you’ve ruined any good that could be taken from this very cute photo. I don’t think any of us who frequent a website FOR cats and dogs and animal love in general (not the dirty kind but the kind acceptable by law) would take joy in the harming of a cat. Give us some credit. but if you really think we’re so awful then maybe find new place for qoot kitty pictures.
TYPING is indeed NOT ACTIVISM
*bwahahaha* ah got uzed in a sentens an hedBlah got pwnd *dee lite*
Yeah, we got the “OH NOES! ABUSE!!” commentators at Cute Overload too.
For those people–and they know who they are–I would like to pose the following five questions:
1) is this your cat?
2) are you braindead?
3) no, seriously, are you some kind of #*&%ing vegetable?
4) would you care to kiss my @$$?
5) did you read question #1?
We call them “nuffs”, by the way.
I suppose you are trying to imply with your question “Is this your cat?” that you “own” the animal and thus are entitled to abuse it in whichver manner you see fit? Pet ownership is a responsibility and obligation to care for the animal. If you aren’t emotionally mature enough to handle the responsibility, you should not keep pets.
Regardless of whether or not this cat belongs to any of us, it still looks painful. This being on this site is giving it a bad name.
While it is cute, it’s still cruel, and it makes ICHC look bad.
in regards to “looking painful” i rephrase my earlier statement about pain and cats, accidental or not. THEY FIGHT BACK! THIS CAT! IS NOT! IN PAIN!!
thank you.
exactly! i have never seen a cat that lets “a trusted human” do nasty things to him/her just because they trust him. some cats don’t even let you touch them if they are not in the mood. this cat does not look in pain!
i love my cats and i know they love me, but if i even so much as annoy either of my kittehs to a significant degree, they will let me know by way tearing some small quantity of of my skin and flesh that i have crossed a line…if i ever tried to hurt them, i would be the bearer of a ridiculous number of scars, so at worst i’m gonna hazard the guess that this cat is just mildly annoyed, and with any luck, he repaid the annoyance by pissing in the offender’s shoe
wow, an intelligent response to a valid concern.
I didn’t realize that part of being an animal lover was not caring if we think an animal might be being hurt.
Is that a standard response for any situation someone is concerned? We’re only allowed to care if it’s our cat, and if we do we must be braindead?
yes I would like to kiss your ass, but I don’t see what that has to do with anything.
OK, you’re polite. (And a bit naughty.) I’ll clarify.
1a) if this isn’t your cat, how do you know whether s/he’s in pain?
1b) can you teach me that trick?
well that’s why there’s *concern.* People are taking what they know about cats and clips and coming up with “I bet that’s not comfortable.” Cat (or any animal for that matter) behavior doesn’t vary so widely that it’s impossible to decipher. I mean, what’s the point of body language if others can’t read it? Ok so you have to be familiar with the subject, but it’s kinda like babies. You don’t have to be *that* kid’s mom to know that they’re crying cuz they’re teething (turns out they make the same noise) but you probably don’t know that if you haven’t had a baby.
So you’ve got two groups of people who are concerned.
1) People who have cats who know enough that ear pinching doesn’t feel good, but who know that some cats that trust their owners will give them a moment to rethink their actions before unleashing hell…
2) People who don’t have cats that can only use simple logic, and don’t have any mitigating information to help them come to a different conclusion. Pinching = ouch, cat’s ears = sensitive.
So, what *you’re* really saying is, unless we own the cat we have no real way to know if the cat is in pain or not, and I think most of us will agree with you. What those of us who have concerns are saying is that if we don’t have a way of knowing for sure if the cat is hurt or not, we’d like to err on the side of caution.
I see on cuteoverload that a bunch of people with shuffles did infact test them out on themselves and their pets with positive results. IMO a disclaimer that while it looks like it could hurt, but it was verified that it’s no more painful than the other humiliating costumes posted here would be appropriate, and let those of us who were concerned out of *love* (not superiority) feel better.
spoiledlittlelucy==Majken apparently I’m using one name on one pc and another on the laptop
You shud go look at the archives here. lil kitteh in a bun wailin. Kittehs bein held with birthday hats yowlin like crazy. There is stuff here that any one could say is abuse. Puttin a couple of clips on your cats ears for 8 seconds I don’t think so. Kickin your cat across the room…abuse.
here f*ing here!
fankoo!
erm wher? :/
Lemme find ‘em an ill post a link but thetaake forever to post.
is mah birfday
halp!
Well I tried to post links but like i said they take awhile. I mean there’s the kitty with noodles on head ( emotional abuse). I just think this is redonk!
u sily… i wuz messin round. wizkars sed “here here”… mabbe i shuda sayd “whar? whar?”
another pic wif kitteh wif a hat on, *look! over there yonder*
teho, yer so funneh…
Yes.. I doant git sarcasm round here!
cant tel if dat wz sarkasim or nots.
Nawt. now u sillee unless ur bein sarcastic an like i sed….
Wow. Now that’s classy.
sumtiem is not clas wut iz cald for.
And someone concerned about a cat’s wellbeing is one of those “sometimes?”
“3) no, seriously, are you some kind of #*&%ing vegetable?”
Really thoroughly well done.
ur choys of werds iz impekibul : )
Umm…that wuz suppose to post under Teho’s comment. WTF. I think I got hitz wif da stoopid stick today.
TEHO HOW DO WE GET RID OF THESE PEOPLE HALP !!!
KWIK!! CLIP STUF ON DEM AN MEBBE DAY FREEK OWT. Ah Go GET PeGS an CAR BATTERY AN A BUDGERIGAR an A PITBULL. DAT SHUD SAWT IT. sorree 4 inneruptin but woz just finkin ‘WTF? post is wun fone-book long an ah kant remembr the last LOL’
Yeah, because it’s totally passe to have the welfare of anyone’s animal in mind over teh cute.
I really, really hate the snark toward anyone who happens to disagree with a posted pic. Sure, the “nuffs” get tiresome, but sometimes they have valid points. Whether they do or don’t, though, isn’t really one’s concern if one is happy with the content of a post. Just turn the other cheek. Ignore it. Don’t be a jerk right back, y’know? It only fires up the trolls even more and offends the people who honestly care.
Bah. I hate preaching. Anyone want a used pulpit?
iz okay to p an poop an hwarf hogwosh in it?
i’ll borrow it JEST fur a bit.
at furst, i were tinking dat dere sum validity lie in dat dere ARE idjits (my preferred term ober retard and brainded, which be tings dat can’t be helped) who will go out and do mindless crool tings to critters cuz dey can’t tell da lien between real and silly (like dat lien in da fur dat cleerly NOT be eers)…. so we not wants to encurrage dose tipes….
but when peeps not herd frum afore appeer and screem, den not respond to reesonable comments, well, it starts to look to me liek some emeow went out and dat da poynt habe become disrupshun, not discourse.
and sum of us DO do more dan type… and wudn’t support real croolty in any form. (not eben to hoomins.)
not eben juss sum hoomins? like Paris Ho-town, Dick Cheney, Jon Howard, American Idol? Thozo kind ov hoominz?
nope. won’t stoop to conquer.
dilemma & respeck. u wanna swap prezdents or summink mebbe?
i not tink dat swapping be da answer–dat’d just constitoot cruelty to othfur species and natural environments.
but i luff yur name and whut it teeches.
not to menshun, we haz ultimate truzt in the decishunz of cheez and tofu dat dey postz pikshurs dat not hab cruelnez in dem, or if dey do postz sumfing dat upon second look haz appeerz to eben hint dat a kitteh mite cud be hurtz, dey remoofz dat pikshur immedeeitlee. so no worryz. we all lufs da kittehs an if we srsly thot any of dem wuz bein harmfulled we wud sez so rite awayz too. nao, eer shuffel kitteh sez “cn u hoomins plz stopz da fuzzin nao? i cant heerz my moosic! k thx bai”
Ah hates trollz!
Rest assured, two seconds after this picture was taken, the human had no more fingers, and the shuffles became buried treasure either in the litterbox or the gushy food!
They iPods ARE NOT clipped to the cats ears.
Look closely, there’s clearly a line where they were simply strung across his head. If kitteh was upset, kitteh would not be looking bored, he would be growling and obviously pissed-off. This one is merely contemplating the stupid lengths to which his humans would go to get his pictures on the internet.
One shake of the cat’s head and they’d have gone flying. If the cat wasn’t discomforted enough to shake his head – forget about wailing, scratching, biting, hissing, or any other more strenuous activity – then I fail to see how it could even have been a mild (physical) annoyance.
if it makes everyone feel better, I have my shuffle clipped on my ear right now (no I’m not kidding, it’s a green one like the one in the photo) and it DOES NOT HURT – the clip is very weak, unlike a pager, and the whole design basically depends on you having it on your shirt where it won’t get pulled off. I run the cord up the inside of my shirt at the gym so it won’t fall off, that’s how weak the clip is – barely enough to keep it attached.
I just got here and already I am tired of every time I go into the comments of a picture that someone is protesting about abuse…
I think I need to stop reading these comments because yall whiney people wouldnt know what abuse was if it was abuse on your own rear end!
the real reason you come up in the comments and complain is because you want control. ceiling cat should strike yalls with electricity or somethin!
I want to apologize for that comment… later on I thought about it and realized that people are conserned for kittie’s safty… and that’s not so horrible to do…
although I have seen a few times where people have made comments on images like this one that seemed more like they were in it just to complain.
btw… I realize I am commenting on a image that is like a few months old :\ I was kinda passionate about my critisizms yesterday :p
ive been goin through and reading the whole site the last few days… very funny stuff
Remembr… no starwai!
smoooooak on teh waaaatr…
Fire in the skies!
oh noes, princiss leia, ur doin it wrong!
Oh man, there’s going to be whining over this picture in 3, 2, 1…
To save yourself reading through 400 pages of people going ‘OMG SO CRUEL’ this picture was posted on Cute Overload not so long ago, and everyone went through 300 comments worth of ‘I tried this on my ears/dog/cat and they were perfectly happy/didn’t even notice, because the pressure they apply is virtually zero.’
And after 300 comments of yelling, no-one could come to any happy conclusion. I forsee exactly the same things being said here. *waits for the ‘oh no cruelty’ brigade to start* >.
why dos kitteh haves shafed belly?
dat be somuns hand holdn up kitteh
If they were only strung together and laid there, they probably wouldn’t stay put for twitching. They look like they’re actually clipped to his ears.
I have to agree with the other posts here. This should be removed as this kind of behaviour is cruel to the animal and should not be encouraged whether the harm was intentional or not. People who lack the empathy to know not to do things like this are not mature enough to care for pets.
This is cruel, please take it down. I had a higher opinion of ICHC prior to this.
an ur opinyun matrs
get em, Teho!!!!
Ok, here’s where I stand. I would like to be able to laugh at this, but first I need two things:
1) can someone confirm that shuffle clips don’t pinch? (don’t just test on your ears, anywhere you can clip something on human ears is thicker and less sensitive than cat ears, ie they have sensitive ear hairs that stick out and could get in the clip)
2) can someone exlain to me what’s supposed to happen after the iphone update? I don’t get it. Is the cat going to do something with the update, or is the owner going to put an iphone on its head next? :-\
click the Cute Overload link, read all of those comments, then continue.
(this is why I am soooo over the “commentroversy” this photo seems to attract)
oh, Teho … u r veree attraktiv wen u get angree! Iz pritty hot, akshooly …
oy vey — MUS be frydae.
mah schmoop nots so hapey bout wen folx gets flirty wit Teh Me. mah ego lieks stroax [prrr] buts i lieks schmoop 2b happi moar. fr reals.
U call ur sweetie schmoop? friggin adorable!
i apologiz to schmoop, Teho … was jus kiddin … fr reals!
(U do realiz i was just tryin to brek teh tenshun, rite? Things waz gettin kinda intenz … anywayz, sorree MR/MRS Teho!)
[snort] …i THRYVS on tenshun. ans attention.
(yeah OK u can has fergivburgrs)
OK Majken, listen closely: I am now standing buck naked in front on my computer with the shuffle clipped to the underside of my nutsack… now I’m swinging them back and forth… now front to back… nope, doesn’t hurt any more than on the ear. now, unless kitty’s ears are significantly more sensitive than my nuts (which I doubt) kitty is not in pain
thank you for your time. this concludes our experiment in pain thresholds for the day
NOW THAT’S PHUNNIE. You git all da burgerz. Thanks dude. I shall now call you teh breaker of ice. Bai!
(bows)
where the hell did these people come from, anyways? jesus – it’s been a day for it, just this morning I was telling a pal I was gonna wear a big pam grier afro wig with a straight razor in it to the gym and have some say something moments if those bitchy queens didn’t learn some manners, and now this? what, is there some astrological bullshit happening? who can answer me? I sweah I’m gonna cut someone before today is over – that’s right, if you see me coming you bettah give yo SOUL to GOD cause yo ASS is MINE !!!
(not you melissa, of course)
bwahahahaha
u haz hurd ov ‘mercury retrogade’ when awl technological endevurz are at high risk ov cosmic sabotage? diss woz jerkury retrotard, when goombahz flok like moths to innerweb cafayz an seek onlyne stimuli by which they kan becum disporporshinutlee incenst. Funnee thing iz – if ur lookin faw stuff to get incenst at, yu dont even need th innerweb.
yeah well I certainly don’t. this one evil queen in particular who was been chanelling ‘my pretty pony’ into his hairstyle was there this morning, and I swear all I wanted to do was to stand on his throat and watch him gag – I think I need another gym, these queens are killing me
…I wonder what they would do if I actually walked in in a big afro with a razor in it and a gold swimsuit, like foxy brown… that actually might drive them away forever. I could get some of the drag queens and trannies I used to bartend with to come along to help out, really make a show of it. silly little bitches would probably wet theyselves and never come back – “it’s bad drag !!! eeek, run away !!!”
I’m on it. where’s my wig? gonna go have a say sumthin moment RIGHT NOW
dude – u need either really tight undies and short loose shorts, or really tight undies and short tight shorts. Ur gonna make a ballgina. Again, we’re talkin Silence of The Lambs, but insted of tuckin doodl between legs, yu do the opposite and pull as much nassty flappy hairy scrot-skin owt the side ov your undies so you have horrendous manbia flaps showin. then you just do leg abductrz and skwotz an pull-upz in most disturbing way possible. iz also asymmetrikl opshun ov makin jusst wun big lab an reelly letting it hang owt. can slaps em in fayse wiv it wen u sneek-spot bench presses. mutch fun!
or th wig and swimsuit would….hey, do it awl!
mercury went retrograyde on da 15th.
will respond srsly later on. mebbe.
yeh, but wen duz mrcry go retrotard, clever trouzers? huh? huh?
look it up! (da usual meening ob mercury retrograde not habe to do wif teknology at all, ob course, but wif da relatiff impawsibility ob communicating during dat time)
OK: so when does mercury come out of retrograde? because I am having A TIME
typing: I think I’m gonna do what my pal denise does, she’s had the work done above but not below – she was running around the bar in a sarong and no underwear last summer, and you’ve gotta keep in mind that at one point denise was a big black dude – below the waist she still is ;o) my porn pal, baby, was annoyed cause I pointed out to him that denise has more than he does – baby doesn’t like that, and yes – nobody puts baby in a corner, just so you know
that’s that ticket – I’m gonna rock a big black foxy brown afro with a straightrazor hidden in it, paired w/ a sarong w/ major bulge to the gym for my back workout tomorrow, and just LET those bitches say something
sorree for mah sloppiness THC, woz not haytin on th astrology. nevr hate on th astrology, just crap astologistz [raisez hand sheepishly]. Stend – omg, that’s defnitly the solushin. wot country iz u in, i wanna get there by tomorro. Soundz ferostesterical. Pleez take vidicrew bakup! has no peenage but u may find sum inspiration here. For srs, iz prty funny.
july 9th be when mercury goes direct again. ya know, mercury retrograydes be one ob dem tings dat, eben iffen you hab no fayth in such stuff, if you pays attenshun, you WILL notice da affects. dere usually three, three-week-periods ob mercury retrograydes a year and iffen you go back and look see at da dates you may well see some patterns ob difficulties…..
dere IS a cosmic sense ob humor at werk out dere, sumwhere and sumone. (go to my blog to be reminded ob da famous Deteriorata which speeks so eligountly ob dis.)
since my linkies NEBER werk when i tries to put dem into html, here be a desent site re: mercury retrograyde, in clear: (oh, da othfur ting bout retrograyde times dat not menshuned a lot be dat it a dood time for restitution, reconciling, reconstruction on many levels.
http://www.writerinthewindow.com/mercury_retrograde.htm
hmmm…that’s sounds lyke me on Wednesday when i was going thru morning cigarette cravings!!!
Stend, so what kind of music do you have on ur shuffle? Rolling Stones? Lovin’ Spoonful? “Red Rubber Ball”? “My ding-a-ling”?
I wont u to play, wif mai ding-a-ling!!!
Not if you have a low threshold for pious mewling about harmless jokes from people who love cats so much they have no idea of how they behave. Then the pain goes on and on.
Fucking WIN!
This is the funniest thing I think I’ve seen all week.
People want to bitch about abuse, they should have seen the THREE HOURS it took to get my horse on a trailer yesterday. Us humans took more abuse than he did…hence my bleeding hands.
URG! Trayloring horsies can be a beyotch! Rumprope, nomnombukkit, waiting dem owt, sheesh! Alla tricks not worf one good early trained pony!!!
Oh Stend. You are made of WIN! Multiple internets for you! I shall deliver them personally, prepared however you wish.
Awesome! I luv it…that kitty is ready for war!
or mabey erobix
mebbe website needz nayme chanj? icanhasapple.com now?
jus remembr tu catpilimiez teh “C” an u is goldin.
Well heres somethin to think about. Goto wordpress if you havent yet, and get an account. Go to the voting page and vote for what lolpics you like. The more every one votes the more voice YOU will have in what get’s posted here. Also go to the factory and submit your own lolpics.
u smrt tu, ‘lissa … but i alrudy new dat!
Dats cuz u smrt too! I ♥ u!
I see u one ♥ an raise u ♥♥! Lubs u bak!
pain or no pain, the lack of respect is still disturbing. animals are not dolls to be dressed up for laughs.
u r right. they are strickly for organ-harvessting and making shooz from. awlmosst everywun on thiss site hayts animulz. everywun heer eets McDungholes an Kenchucky Flyed Cheneticmodifikashun an Bugrer King an den goes to bet munny on hawses and cheer faw d war in d middle east az well az sending fud packages dat are riggd wif eksplosifs to childrn in Sowf Americka. sum frickin perspecktif pleez (not hackin u spesifick, B, sawry – iz jusst a genrally valid obsrvation on diss thred that no lawnger stay in side)
FRICKIN PERSPECKTIF KIDS. memberz ov owr speesheez not ownlee invented napalm but yoozd it, an are yoozing wurs things rite now on animalz and on peepl. check out RAWA 4 firetruck’s sake.
But we can put ridiculous outfits and things on babies? No one is calling Anne Geddes a cruel monster.
Actually the babies are, but no one can understand them.
U shur dis how to get to be Scottish Fold??
HA! WIN!
in da werds ob dose whose arribed-afore-me, GIGGLESNORT!
awsum
Orange Tabby Cat: Free
Green iPod Shuffle: $80
Blue iPod Shuffle: $80
Knowing that the Orange Tabby is declawed: PRICELESS
Absurluty killded me! I Loled pepses up mai nozed.
finding out too layte dat dis da FULLY CLAWED oranje kitty in da house……
OK, so um, I tried it. Go ahead, shoot me. I approached my large male fully clawed cat and massaged his ears. He purred. I gently, gently, slowly clipped the shuffle to the downward slope of one ear, after having clipped it to my own earlobe and finding it painless, if somewhat less secure than a clip on earring. Result: he continued purring, uninterruptedly and unaware of the shuffle. While I can’t say I’m proud, my curiosity is satisfied. And does everyone feel better now?
I do.
I was worried about the poor cat…Thanks for at least confirming it being painless.
Barbara E. –
You. Rock.
Yoo getz all my burgurz foar teh day. Thxyoovereemuch foar chekin’ dis owt.
Evreewun teh hapee now?
I’m not. I have the image of Stend’s manbia, wig, razor, gold lame shorts, etc in my mind. Dr office not open, I need more drugs to wash ma braynz!!!
I have had cats my whole life, and cry at any sign of them in discomfort. Honestly, I would have done the same thing, to see if everybody’s griping was warranted or not. I have a nano, not a shuffle, so I couldn’t try it myself.
Major Kudos to you!!!
Well I fink da peeps who can had prblum went away cuz day haddnt postid nuffin in awhile. i fink day gitz da message.
so… basikaly, much ados ’bout nuffin.
All mai burgerz… you haz thm
tank you tank you tank you. you rock. was so incensed by the others i forgot to respond to teh picture.
“tihs is jazz kitteh broadkastin on KATZ FM yer local news and jazz station. nd bfour i sine off, i play four u a liddle somfin by charlie ‘bird’ parker. nd then i eat him. jus kiddin. gonite kidz nd keep yer whiskers clean”
i dunno how to drawr th leetl hartz but wud if i cud ryte heer. Whiskers – thats dubbl wunnrfoolness. infotainmental angreemoshunal bounceehaha. *clap clap clap*
awl i gotz woz
“please, help us iBwan. ur owr onlee hope”
nonono Tank you cuz dat phunnie.
Dat was brave an kind of yu, cuz we can tel yu luvs kittehs an wants all teh peeples to be Okeh.
Yu are get menny WINs and cheezburgers and so duz yer kitteh.
Hooray for teh definitive experiment
I am stuck on bandaids
cuz bandaids stuck on me
(note: this post ran a little longer than I had anticipated–sorry. If you don’t want to read it all, just skip ahead)
Okay, furst, all teh cheezbrgrs in teh world to Stend, for not only trying but admitting that he clipped teh Shuffle to his marble bag. (Dood, I am SO NOT bidding on that if you put it up on Ebay). Here I wuz just clipping mine on back of my knees and between my toes and stuff. I genuflect in your direction, sir. I am not worthy.
Next, to all of you “dressing up kitties doesn’t hurt them”–how do you KNOW? How do you know that costume isn’t uncomfortably restrictive or pushing their fur in directions that cause them irritation? Ever rub a cat’s fur the wrong way? I don’t advocate or recommend it. If you do get up the nerve to try it sometime, count how long before said cat begins to remove the flesh from your arm. I’m guessing you won’t get to 5, which is good because you probably won’t have that many fingers left anyway.
Along those lines, I’d like a brief survey of feline owners who (for whatever reason–legal, safety or whatever) have their cats wear collars. How long was it before your cat got used to it, and wasn’t acting all angry and hurt at you for making it have to wear the thing?
As far as being angry at the owner of the cat in question, this cat appears to be in the family of someone who cares for it. Cat is obviously WELL fed, nicely groomed, and from what we can see is in clean environment. I would be willing to bet 100 monees that said owner tried this out on themselves before attempting to do the same thing to their pet.
It is a little unfortunate that some people immediately leap to the “abuse” button when it comes to animals, yet could give a flying squirrel about what is happening to humans around them. Read something not too long ago about a lady who stopped to get gas for her car, and was chastised by another person for not rolling the windows down in her car so that her dog could get some air. Her reply was “it was 98 degrees outside. I was not about to roll down the window of a car that I had just been in for the last 30 minutes with the air conditioner running. Even with the motor off it was still a good 20 degrees cooler inside the car. I was not about to open the window and blast my dog with the heat and then have to take even longer to cool the car down again once I started back up. Funny thing was during all this, not once did this ‘do gooder’ even mention my 2 children in their car seats inside the car.”
K, I’m done now. Thanks for your time. I’m going to go try and find a pic that makes me lol nao…
i tink a piksha of Stend iScrot wud b make yu LOL.
TINA…I tink a piksha of Stend iScrot would make Major Pleh report for doody, for the multipleth time 2day.
(Nuthin ‘gainst yr scrot, Stend–butchoo gotzta admit dat ain’t da most attractive piece of da package….)
Yeah, once you invent a way that I could “un-see” something…
Do. Not. Want.
Hypno-Cat iz clenzing yoor mind. Stare into the iTastic hypno-cat. ‘Did.Not.Scrot…. Did.Not.Scrot…. Did.Not.Scrot…. Never.Nuff…..’ *clik* awl betr.
Ahem, my kittehs lieks der furz to be rubbed backwerds…. one even requests it. All kittehs iz diffrent:-)
Yah, once ma kittehs gots der collerz, dey like dem. If you take off, dey be all “Moooom!! I nekkies!!!”
Of course, I select collerz dat r apprpriate to da kitteh…. grl kitteh liked her pink wif a bell cuz she not a meow cat, Willem got da blu cuz he a boi, an Roscoe got de black wif skull an crossbones cuz he da Destructo Ray kitteh!!
There is no way that cat is hurting. Once you have seen the “po’ed” cat face, you never forget it. Sorta like the first time you tell girl friend she might not want that second helping of ice cream.
Then again some people out there think we should not even keep cats as pets as that is cruel to the free roaming spirits of the cat.
Instead of coming in here and crying “Cat Abuse!!” go write a letter to Nike about having Mike Vick (do a google search, you vegan) as a celeb endorser for their company.
Meow Out!
at da riks of repeeting miself……
we lolfrenz haz ultimate truzt in the decishunz of cheez and tofu dat dey postz pikshurs dat not hab cruelnez in dem, or if dey do postz sumfing dat, upon second look, haz appeerz to eben hint dat a kitteh mite cud be hurtz, dey remoofz dat pikshur immedeeitlee. so no worryz. we all lufs da kittehs an if we srsly thot any of dem wuz bein harmfulled we wud sez so rite awayz too.
nao, eer shuffel kitteh sez “cn u hoomins plz stopz da fuzzin nao? i cant heerz my moosic! k thx bai”
“Kitteh! Get doze thingz off ur earz! U don’t know where dey been! Coulda been clipped on somewunz harblz or someting nastee liek dat!!1!”
good call TB, they may be very underStending…. *fwap*
ewwwwwwwwww
LOL
ipod kitteh is NOT amused
no chat!
teehee.. kittay, ur technologically advanced.
btw TeHo, I think I get it. The kittay with Shuffle-ears is a substitute for the iPhone. Kittay is asking owner to wait becuz he/she not wanting to be iPhone substitute. Prolly way off the mark, but I has not slept b/c midterms soon. sigh. At least i can has cheez break. Sleep – WANT.
well, i’ve heard, pplz are waiting 4 teh update coz noo produx tend to have faultz. update fixes these faultz — then product beez all gud — then u can bai
just like u dont get a new version of microsoft windows when it has first been put on the market. bettar to wait a few month for MS to fix all teh major bugs.
Kitteh wurks at Bef Buy
Tyred ov helpin crazee shoppirs in longasz linez wif daer dumbasz queschins
Yes iss a phoan
Yes we hav da stupit iPhone
i knows wher we kan put it, rite up yr– oh nuffin, i jus kiddink
heerz yu reseet, hab uh nyse deey
Glad to see yoo all got dis figgered out wifout my halp.
By da way — you cannut mehk good asumpshuns about tings by jus one photo — I has destroyed more dan one pic of me at a partay where I luk liek I am druuuuunk outta mah mind…and I was drinken da pepsehs, but it was a reeeely bad pickshur.
Bad pickshurs be fuxin yer percepshuns, ya no?
hehe. Leaving this comment from my iPhone!
Iff yoo plaiz ABBA agin, yoo diez. Srsly.
Do Not Want iPodz! Want Creative Zen Stone!
Creative Zen FTW!!!!! I lurvz ma notpod, hubby gots da 60G zen M, he lurvz it muchness!
I keep thinking I wants a 60gig zen M but can’t has one coz my aaaaaaancient 40gig creative jukebox3 still works….
YES! Nuther Zen fan! It makes teh happy in mee!!!!
I loves my Zen
De website http://www.anythingbutipod.com yay!!!
Here’s a really easy solution:
going into a forum b****ing about a picture doesn’t do any good to help an animal if you truly think it’s being abused. Seriously, it’s a picture, not a live camera feed.
If you have a problem with something, instead of whining about it in the comments section, contact the site admin. Don’t bother other people that are actually smart enough to realize that if that cat were in any discomfort at all, it would have shredded that human like a fine cheese. Anyone that’s even met a cat knows this.
IF YOU DON’T LIKE THE POSSABILITY OF SEEING PICTURES WHERE CATS MIGHT BE DRESSED UP AND PHOTOGRAPHED FOR OUR ENJOYMENT, DON’T VISIT THOSE KINDS OF SITES AND THEN B***H IN THE COMMENTS.
Point is: if you don’t like it, talk to the folks in charge or just don’t look.
aw, c’mon, you’ll taek all dere FUN away!
Yeh, but dey iz makin meh lose deh eye-que pointz wif deyr stoopidness…
finally an intelligent comment.
No offense, but I’ve seen mah kitteh tear into my arm just from being over stimulated when I petz him so I’m pretty sure if dis kitty was nat happiez, this picture would never haz happens.
Boy…. dyd I pix teh rong dai 2 knot b onlyn.
omgz, who let out the trolls?
guyz, always remember: dont feed teh trollz!
back to captioning
shufflez: ur doin eet wrong!!
where r my damz headphonez? stoopeed hoomeen! only needz one shuffle and one set of headphones. and then u putz teh headphonez on the ears, not teh shufflez!
u make kitty mad!
waht a cute chubby baby kitteh ^_^
what the hell the cats ears hart