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srsly…who turnded up teh graviteeez?
Made me *snort*.
Mr. Tyzik Kitteh sez, “I’m crushing yr hedz, I’m crushing yr hedz, I’m crushing yr hedz…”
the backwardz cat, the backwardz cat. he can walk backwardz az fazt az yu can. oops.
Ahm blockin U owt! Ahm blockin U owt!
Der’s nobuddy home!
KITH FTW!!!!
My Pen!!
Lopez. Lopez. Lopez. LOPEZ. LOPEZ ….
Fine ham abounds, Mom.
nyah…so cute ^^ *LOL*
In mah anownser voise, “Mr. Boots is knocked out in the 3rd round and CRANBERRY PILLOW is the feather-weight champion of the WOOOORLD!”
paw mr. boots.
iz toadhally Wind In Tha Pillowz
the pillow !!! is sucking my brainsss !!!
WIN!!!
WIN! I tink it tooo late for dis kitteh now!
Don’t just stand there laffing, hooman! HALP!
Halp! I haz fallded and I cants git up.
I iz feelin lyke dat myselfs rite naow. It is almost 2 in the freekin mornin and I can’t SLEEP. We went to a trivia nite at a bar tonite. I had too muches of the caffeinated tasty bevrajes and alturnayted dat wif too much of the Jack taystier bevraje. And now I iz payin deh price.
Oh, but we won. So I iz not too tewwibly upset. ( ;
Huzza to trivia winnurz!!!
Also to Jack drinkerz! Iz onnee reezum for to hav coke inna howse!
Yah, but I wuz alturnaytin deh taystee bevrajez, and wuz dreenkin deh Jack strate!
Dis mornin I not bee recommeninin dat to no wunz!
I will bee bettah aftah I finishes dis kofee I haz heer. It iz so speshul gud today.
LOL drinkinpostin…is vry vry dangerous; scarletkitteh libbin’ on the edge!
Hay! Who filleded pilow wif pebels???
Smoooshed cat is smoooshed?
“purple brain, pur pehl brain,
i don’t tink ican dancing
wiv ma big square
pur-pehl brain”
Dis kitteh iz a prynce!!!
LOL!
Win!
Teh chear… it wairs me.
In soviet russia, chair sits on u.
In soviet russia, u are teh cooshin.
in sobiet russka, dere r no chairz. ur sposed to be owt in teh cabbidj feelds, comrade, not sittin on yer assky like some kind of korupt katipilist!
in soviet russia, cliché tires of YOU
In soveet russha, komrads koff at kapitilist kitsch …
hehehe! “katipilist”!
Must… grab… remote. Armchairpotato cat iz weekend!!
Heer at Bob’s Fernicher Kingdum, come to ar famus Weekind Saile fer an ’stonishin twunny persent offa chairz, yes dat’s twunny persents! Now see ar pilloze, wif extra floofiness! Grate fer dose long days wen yu been chasin tha dog an playin wif der yarn toyse. At Bob’s, we let’cha squish yer hed inta de pilloz so’s yu kin see fer yerself! One free catnip toy wif ebry ordir! Dat’s Bob’s, on de hiway by de innerseckshun. Bob’s, wher all de pillowz iz extra squish!
purty funny
i can has 2 chairz sent to my howse now plz with extra floofiness pillowz.
Your sales pitch, i falls for it.
Plz mk sure pillowz got the extra extra squish as hoomin owner has gigantic asz.
so lol i iz!
pillowz iz extra squish has wins
Tu perfek.
Next time I is in furnnicher stor I will be askin the sale peeple where is teh chares wif teh extra floofiness.
I kin hardlee wate.
Dis iz purplchayr’s revenge for all da white an gray furr kitteh shedz on him.
Teh chair … iz assimil8ing mai essence … i must deny it mai essence …
resistance is futile!
Contortionist Cat is vanquished! All hail your pillow overlord!
I, For one, hail our pillow overlords.
dis kitteh luk like smrt cat’s brudder. He can’ts figger owt how teh chare tingy werks.
Ur doin it wrong
win!
I workin on mah nex trick, balancin pillow on mah ear. Is not quiet reddy 4 prime time.
All I sed wuz, yu looks fat in dat colur of purpl.
Den WHAM!
Teh Big Chayr bekkunz
Kitteh getz kumfurtable
Iz still Kullurblynd
Pawz an tayl kontort
Kitteh needz to diskubber
Unexplored krevviss
Kitteh’z onna Quest
Moniez waytz in teh Kushuns
Kitteh Gold Digger
Jack.
U du gud werk!!
mebee dis be b4 pic of doggie fixin yur pilloh?
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/27/oh-hai-i-fixted-ur-pilloh/
Mah hed stil hutz. Didju put ice in dees theeng? uhhhhh…no mor wodka evr agin.
Iz dat u in teh chare, scarletkitty?
ohhhh man kitteh has a hanovr. pleh.
Hear’s summ toemaytoe jooss littel kitteh. Dat shud help. Dere’s a littel bit ov vaudka in it.
(Noe givungs Tylenol to kittehs. It b poisonuz 2 dem)
LOL! But vaudka; that’s kwite alrite!
Mutch LOLz! Gud poinnt, Flartus.
I is tired…
is Caturday yet?
Yes!! It is Caturday…sumware dat isn’t heer yet.
Caturday, ware r u????
Caturday soo klose I’s kan has its flavur!
(eyes kan taystes it!)
iz caturday heer. let me send yu some.
“Nanu Nanu!”
Deh skye b fallin’s! Deh skye b fallin’s!
an it laned on mies hedd! owies!
Shayke it up baybee Shayke it up baybee
Twiss an showt Twiss an showt
(C’mon c’mon c’mon baybee nauw c’mon baybee
Gots 2 werk its al owt werk its al owt)
no say “werk” so close to Caturday plz? kthx!
Kitteh luks so…dignified and sofistimacated…
I iz nevar slp undar pillow moar!
Oh hai! Sitz on me when i are slp onn moar time, ur dedd!
Stone pillo maik kitty angriiiiiiii
[...] beware, pillos can be dangrous… [...]
Gravity very strong in dis chair!
[...] dis pillow iz 2 havee. [...]
i touts wshng powdr halpd
[...] pilloz r 2 heavee! [...]
lolz! dat happen to me once. i… i den smelled da pitza….. i runz….. anywayz….. save deh kitteh!!!!! anybodyz hav pitza…
An 8yrold sat on my head!!! THE AGONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!