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o hai i fixd ur dranage problum…
…but now i stuk. =(
It isn’t my sink, youse in the wrong neighborhood. I tink dats the house of my doberman lover!!!
Oh wowz
How dat even happen!
Me amazed!
Dah kitteh’s dogs hurtz?
You saidz you haz a hot tub — dis NOT what I had in mind!
Hope kitteh’s name iz not Marat!
Rebolutionary win!!1!
Iz ok. Iz not writingz rite now.
Refrenz ta antikquitee ftw!!1!
Watch owt for Charlotte. I fink I seed her sleenkn rownd!
Libberty, eswkallity, caternity!!! Avance le revolushon feline!
WIN!
OMG frahnch rebolutionz humer! god i luv diz place!
Libberty, eswkallity, caternity!!! Avance le revolushon feline!
ROFL!
allons, chatons de la patrie!
le jour de gloire est arrive!
“Por Marat in ur baftub seet
Ur life on dis planit iz neer compleet
Maybee ur sikniss wul dizapeer
Charcatt Corday wul knot fynd u heer!
Liberte! Equalite! Cheezbergere!
Oh lolz! dis kitteh is takin a bath in da sink. i met some ppls and ther cats sleepz in der sink.
I seen a site of kittehs in da sink, very cuteness!!!!
Oooh oooh can you giv us da site? i wann see!
maybe different site, but there’s catsinsinks.com
Yah, I tink dat’s it! Sum of dose kittehs look liek ma Willem… maked me happee/sad. Miss mah Willem….
But I also lurve de momma/babee baff tiem pitchers on dat site!
My meezer does dat. He likez the kewl porselin.
Iz bad for teh drain, tho.
Was fur Eine “PADS”, hmmm?
Ah, Calgon …. take me away!
tee hee … overwurked wemmins WIN!
Nk I’z powting, i has no tub onlee showur. Waah.
Wen I’s luking fur laytest ‘partmen, I’s has seed a plass dat hadd no baff tub onlee showur. I says, “DO NOT WANT!”
I muss has mah bafftub an mah bubbuls baff likwid. Candils, 2. Us elss I’s imploed.
(Won plass has seperite showur an bafftub — “DO WANT!” Dey dint wants meh. Sed rents b 2 hi fur mah incomes. I show dem. I rent plass $300 hier monthlies rents dan dat. Hoose laffing naow? Mah currint lanlord.)
Calgon? Datz teh name of some laundry stuff u add to teh washer to decalcify teh waterz. (German brand name product…)
And u putz somefing called teh same in ur barf tub? O.o lol ^^
I fink iz sayme companee, diffurnt product?
yvi…they are sweet smellin bath beads that make yur skin soft.
Yes, Yvi … first u soak in teh Calgon, then u run urselv thru spin cykl … come out nice n fluffy n decalcifyd (so iz y i shrunk 1/2″?).
Pusseecat pusseecat wint 2 see
ina beutafull pea-grene bowt.
is no olw there. but ten, i alls thot kitteh wood hav eten teh olw withn ten mints anyhoo…
Dis kietteh face sez she neeeeeds a gud baff.
Add Lush baff fizzies an relax, kitteh. It all be ok soon.
1/20/09 soon….
I’s can has grayte lubs fur Lush baff fizzees!! Dey smell sew gud an fuzzee sew wel!
Yah, de Lush iz goooooood! I has shower only in my baffroom, hubby has shower/baff, but is not clean as much, so I not use it!
But I gets da niiiice gel an soaps like huney I wash and I shud coco, an I use da powders an loshuns. MMMMM, smell so gurlie!
Even got hubby to use some stuffs, but he not so unnerstand mai addicshun…
You go to Pasadena store or 3rd st promenade store or bev hills store or Univ city store?
I’m tryin to ge them to open a store in las vegas too, I think it make much monees!
I drives up to Toronto for Lush goodies. Is long trip, but wurf it.
I uust 2 lyv bie teh 3rd Street Promanad sture … but naow I werk rite bie teh Pasadeena sture. 2day b paidai. Gess where I gos at luntch 2 spends mah moniees?
I b in Los Feelizz so Pass teh clowsist sture 2 meh.
Baff Fuzzees, hear I’s b comung.
Lush now online! http://lush.com/
This is my kitty Pixie!! I didn’t caption or submit it though. (but I don’t mind!
Why Pixie so sad face? Makes me sad to see dis kitteh all mourning unhappee face…. Give Pixie schnorgles an cheezeburgers, kittehs mus be happee face, not sad… *snnff*
Naht sad. Iz THAWT-ful. Ponderz majer syentifik brayk-thru.
Yeah….I allus do mai best thinkin in teh baftub!
LOL…wen i wuz teechur, i swares i gotted my best idees fur activitees in teh shower! (and sumtimes on that other porsillin fixchur in dere…didnint tells mah studnints dat, dough!!!)
She’s not sad. She is a happy cat with lots of happy friends
http://www.flickr.com/photos/starpoi/sets/72157600210583950/
SOOOO KEWT!!!!! DOSE R GRATE PICSHURES. TANKS FUR SHAYRING.
U R an EGGSELENT photographer!!! Those arr awl grate piks!!!
Yeya, Star! I lubs Pixie! Sutch a kewt picshure. Wuz Pixie reecleyening in dah sinks lyk it luk?
” and as you can see on the bottle, my pads are now the vision of ease… ahhhh… “
Dis 1 lookz like a comershal. Hes getin redi to tell us all bout the meny benefitz of ez vizhon!
I just hope kitty is not soaking in a ‘vision of easiness’ tho,
i.e.: distilled lindsay lohan and/or paris hilton
“get out of the sink kitty!!! you’ll get crabs !!!”
EEEEWWWWW!!!!
stoopy lil hoes?
I can just hear the voiceover now
“when I’m at home alone, I like to relax by soaking in the distilled essence of a spoiled, slutty heiress with drug problems. easy vision lets me have the distilled vision of easiness in this convenient 16oz. bottle”
“…because when I’m about to unfurl my labia from a limousine door and roll em down the red carpet for the grand opening of an envelope or any other quality occasion where vapid, self-indulgent trash gather to drink free booze, urinate on poor people and be praised by parasitic offal, I really need my crabs to be at their shiniest. Easy Vision does all this for me and more. In fact, if I drink half a bottle of this stuff in the morning, i can look in the mirror for 24 whole hours without any urge to self-immolate. Thanks Easy Vision, and thanks GnarlAnnieMelissaStend.”
Oh, TINA, you made me laff so hard mai hubby camed inna room to see whyfor I chokin wiff laffs! Even made hims laff stead of rollin himz eyes!
Can we get a recall on dis stuff so the whole herd of em WILL self immolate? PLEEEEEZ! Ah promis to not unfurl ma labia in your general direcshun!!!! LOL!!
LOL! Owie, I hav da sinus infarcshun, I get dizzee eezier an fall ober. But sooooo LOL!!
tip d hed to wun side. get teapot or some such wit long thinnish spout. pour d warm salty water in left nose and work the breething to help it pour out right nose. Then swops an do over. Google ‘netti douche’ if havn probz or WTFz. Iz gud, ah swearz. Also, be eatin purple/red/blue berries if iz in seezn near u right now. can help wiv dizzees, az can seaweed. Bon Appesnot!
OMG. typi…ism, wud u pls be my bff foreverr? bcuz dat made me do da schnorty-laff. SO much win it makes my hed hurt!
oh and while we’re at it - has everyone seen the superficialfriends episode where paris is arrested for driving with her labia?
http://www.heavy.com/video/11566/#/search/videos/relevance/superficial
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yayhi gladys, i b ur lolfren for ryt angld figr-8. joy kitteh cubrd story wtb.
hey stend - we haz d kinda slow DL. waitin on superfrenz ep but haz u seen noozreedr an retartz re paris ho-town story at youtube. has dun bit here but gessn US press orredy bin satcher8d.
kthxbai.
reply iz eeted?
Lurve da neti, so goodz. Haven’t done lately, usually do inna shower. Been eatin berries so much, black and straw an evree kinna fruit is in seeson now!
Hubby brot home more coldcalm, i take an go rest more… he gots sumpin yuck too. sigh….
yooz kin also fine neti pots at da drugstoor — look fer sumpthin called “Sinucleanse”. (I know CVS and Walgreens carry it) Kin also fine at sinucleanse.com. All resurched n stuff by a docter in Wiscahnsin.
Dis hoomin bin usin dat one fer yearz, and iza gud ting!
STEND!! Sew mutch lubs 2 u!! Dis b furst tym I’s evur scene teh sooporfishel frens. Sew mutch awsuM!!!! ♥ Fanks u.