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o hai i fixd ur dranage problum…
…but now i stuk. =(
It isn’t my sink, youse in the wrong neighborhood. I tink dats the house of my doberman lover!!!
Oh wowz
How dat even happen!
Me amazed!
Dah kitteh’s dogs hurtz?
You saidz you haz a hot tub — dis NOT what I had in mind!
Hope kitteh’s name iz not Marat!
Rebolutionary win!!1!
Iz ok. Iz not writingz rite now.
Refrenz ta antikquitee ftw!!1!
Watch owt for Charlotte. I fink I seed her sleenkn rownd!
Libberty, eswkallity, caternity!!! Avance le revolushon feline!
WIN!
OMG frahnch rebolutionz humer! god i luv diz place!
Libberty, eswkallity, caternity!!! Avance le revolushon feline!
ROFL!
allons, chatons de la patrie!
le jour de gloire est arrive!
“Por Marat in ur baftub seet
Ur life on dis planit iz neer compleet
Maybee ur sikniss wul dizapeer
Charcatt Corday wul knot fynd u heer!
Liberte! Equalite! Cheezbergere!
Oh lolz! dis kitteh is takin a bath in da sink. i met some ppls and ther cats sleepz in der sink.
I seen a site of kittehs in da sink, very cuteness!!!!
Oooh oooh can you giv us da site? i wann see!
maybe different site, but there’s catsinsinks.com
Yah, I tink dat’s it! Sum of dose kittehs look liek ma Willem… maked me happee/sad. Miss mah Willem….
But I also lurve de momma/babee baff tiem pitchers on dat site!
My meezer does dat. He likez the kewl porselin.
Iz bad for teh drain, tho.
Was fur Eine “PADS”, hmmm?
Ah, Calgon …. take me away!
tee hee … overwurked wemmins WIN!
Nk I’z powting, i has no tub onlee showur. Waah.
Wen I’s luking fur laytest ‘partmen, I’s has seed a plass dat hadd no baff tub onlee showur. I says, “DO NOT WANT!”
I muss has mah bafftub an mah bubbuls baff likwid. Candils, 2. Us elss I’s imploed.
(Won plass has seperite showur an bafftub — “DO WANT!” Dey dint wants meh. Sed rents b 2 hi fur mah incomes. I show dem. I rent plass $300 hier monthlies rents dan dat. Hoose laffing naow? Mah currint lanlord.)
Calgon? Datz teh name of some laundry stuff u add to teh washer to decalcify teh waterz. (German brand name product…)
And u putz somefing called teh same in ur barf tub? O.o lol ^^
I fink iz sayme companee, diffurnt product?
yvi…they are sweet smellin bath beads that make yur skin soft.
Yes, Yvi … first u soak in teh Calgon, then u run urselv thru spin cykl … come out nice n fluffy n decalcifyd (so iz y i shrunk 1/2″?).
Pusseecat pusseecat wint 2 see
ina beutafull pea-grene bowt.
is no olw there. but ten, i alls thot kitteh wood hav eten teh olw withn ten mints anyhoo…
Dis kietteh face sez she neeeeeds a gud baff.
Add Lush baff fizzies an relax, kitteh. It all be ok soon.
1/20/09 soon….
I’s can has grayte lubs fur Lush baff fizzees!! Dey smell sew gud an fuzzee sew wel!
Yah, de Lush iz goooooood! I has shower only in my baffroom, hubby has shower/baff, but is not clean as much, so I not use it!
But I gets da niiiice gel an soaps like huney I wash and I shud coco, an I use da powders an loshuns. MMMMM, smell so gurlie!
Even got hubby to use some stuffs, but he not so unnerstand mai addicshun…
You go to Pasadena store or 3rd st promenade store or bev hills store or Univ city store?
I’m tryin to ge them to open a store in las vegas too, I think it make much monees!
I drives up to Toronto for Lush goodies. Is long trip, but wurf it.
I uust 2 lyv bie teh 3rd Street Promanad sture … but naow I werk rite bie teh Pasadeena sture. 2day b paidai. Gess where I gos at luntch 2 spends mah moniees?
I b in Los Feelizz so Pass teh clowsist sture 2 meh.
Baff Fuzzees, hear I’s b comung.
Lush now online! http://lush.com/
This is my kitty Pixie!! I didn’t caption or submit it though. (but I don’t mind!
Why Pixie so sad face? Makes me sad to see dis kitteh all mourning unhappee face…. Give Pixie schnorgles an cheezeburgers, kittehs mus be happee face, not sad… *snnff*
Naht sad. Iz THAWT-ful. Ponderz majer syentifik brayk-thru.
Yeah….I allus do mai best thinkin in teh baftub!
LOL…wen i wuz teechur, i swares i gotted my best idees fur activitees in teh shower! (and sumtimes on that other porsillin fixchur in dere…didnint tells mah studnints dat, dough!!!)
She’s not sad. She is a happy cat with lots of happy friends
http://www.flickr.com/photos/starpoi/sets/72157600210583950/
SOOOO KEWT!!!!! DOSE R GRATE PICSHURES. TANKS FUR SHAYRING.
U R an EGGSELENT photographer!!! Those arr awl grate piks!!!
Yeya, Star! I lubs Pixie! Sutch a kewt picshure. Wuz Pixie reecleyening in dah sinks lyk it luk?
” and as you can see on the bottle, my pads are now the vision of ease… ahhhh… “
Dis 1 lookz like a comershal. Hes getin redi to tell us all bout the meny benefitz of ez vizhon!
I just hope kitty is not soaking in a ‘vision of easiness’ tho,
i.e.: distilled lindsay lohan and/or paris hilton
“get out of the sink kitty!!! you’ll get crabs !!!”
EEEEWWWWW!!!!
stoopy lil hoes?
I can just hear the voiceover now
“when I’m at home alone, I like to relax by soaking in the distilled essence of a spoiled, slutty heiress with drug problems. easy vision lets me have the distilled vision of easiness in this convenient 16oz. bottle”
“…because when I’m about to unfurl my labia from a limousine door and roll em down the red carpet for the grand opening of an envelope or any other quality occasion where vapid, self-indulgent trash gather to drink free booze, urinate on poor people and be praised by parasitic offal, I really need my crabs to be at their shiniest. Easy Vision does all this for me and more. In fact, if I drink half a bottle of this stuff in the morning, i can look in the mirror for 24 whole hours without any urge to self-immolate. Thanks Easy Vision, and thanks GnarlAnnieMelissaStend.”
Oh, TINA, you made me laff so hard mai hubby camed inna room to see whyfor I chokin wiff laffs! Even made hims laff stead of rollin himz eyes!
Can we get a recall on dis stuff so the whole herd of em WILL self immolate? PLEEEEEZ! Ah promis to not unfurl ma labia in your general direcshun!!!! LOL!!
LOL! Owie, I hav da sinus infarcshun, I get dizzee eezier an fall ober. But sooooo LOL!!
tip d hed to wun side. get teapot or some such wit long thinnish spout. pour d warm salty water in left nose and work the breething to help it pour out right nose. Then swops an do over. Google ‘netti douche’ if havn probz or WTFz. Iz gud, ah swearz. Also, be eatin purple/red/blue berries if iz in seezn near u right now. can help wiv dizzees, az can seaweed. Bon Appesnot!
OMG. typi…ism, wud u pls be my bff foreverr? bcuz dat made me do da schnorty-laff. SO much win it makes my hed hurt!
oh and while we’re at it – has everyone seen the superficialfriends episode where paris is arrested for driving with her labia?
http://www.heavy.com/video/11566/#/search/videos/relevance/superficial
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yayhi gladys, i b ur lolfren for ryt angld figr-8. joy kitteh cubrd story wtb.
hey stend – we haz d kinda slow DL. waitin on superfrenz ep but haz u seen noozreedr an retartz re paris ho-town story at youtube. has dun bit here but gessn US press orredy bin satcher8d.
kthxbai.
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Lurve da neti, so goodz. Haven’t done lately, usually do inna shower. Been eatin berries so much, black and straw an evree kinna fruit is in seeson now!
Hubby brot home more coldcalm, i take an go rest more… he gots sumpin yuck too. sigh….
yooz kin also fine neti pots at da drugstoor — look fer sumpthin called “Sinucleanse”. (I know CVS and Walgreens carry it) Kin also fine at sinucleanse.com. All resurched n stuff by a docter in Wiscahnsin.
Dis hoomin bin usin dat one fer yearz, and iza gud ting!
STEND!! Sew mutch lubs 2 u!! Dis b furst tym I’s evur scene teh sooporfishel frens. Sew mutch awsuM!!!! ♥ Fanks u.
Call 1-800-Dushbgz
Now she a stoopy lil lyin ho! No I never tookded drugs. Larry King shudda said. And u spect me to bleeve dat Miss Hilton? An den laff for like 5 minnitz.
OMG I totally choked reading that – I’m so proud I was able to contribute to that in some small way ;o)
U b kneadin mores ob da Scentimental Edjucashin, us thinkx.
Zizi & hir badsistr Nooripuss
BFF !!! LOL’S
OMG that was brilliant – mika snaps, kills two anchors, camermen applaud
sorry – that was meant to be a reply to to typing’s paris clip
but stend nessted it weerd an nau i be nevr evr gets ta see it. i bet that moar moar moar girl iz stil rubbin th loshun on its skin.
2 layte! Kitteh alreddy can has teh clappings.
Teh clappins or teh bumpses on teh harbls? Poor poor kitteh, git out dat sinkses quikses!!
Send teh crabs ovr to the sushi bar an let chopstik kitteh deel wif em.
Yummmm … wiff meltid buttur.
ewww…but teh funnys at teh same time! be a good kitteh, and WARE UNDAPANTS!
Menopaws–u iz gal after my own brayncellz–sooooo sillllly! Maybee kitteh havin hawtflashz &
take coolness n l’il baftub
K now ware r mah bublz?
Putt seegar in mouff. Kitteh luk lyk memmbur ov Corleone famblee:
“Nauw wee has da unyons, wee has da gamboling; an dey b de bess tings 2 has. Butt narkoiticks b a ting of da footure. An if wee can’t has a peece of dat axshen, wee rissk evereefing wee has. I’s b meening knot nauw, butt, ah, tenn yeers frum nauw.”
“leave the gun. take the cannoli”
“Butt narkoiticks?’ Sign me up!
Dat’s de knew weigh 2 tayke sum stuf (or teh oldd weigh. I juss heer abowt it on “Law an Ordur” Dey kepe me inform).
“Don Catleone, mebbe yu awt ta sit dawn, take a narkotikzburgr and sink tings ova”
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww
no tanks my butt saggee enuff. It doant need no moar reelaxin.
*snork*
btw, FTW!!!
Aww a jacuzzii! When I wuz a kid we hadda fart inna baftub!
Eddie Murphy is da MAN!
ah, teh calgonz is takin me awayz
“Next, i’ll take out my contcat lenses, bwush mai teef, and go tu bed erly. Iz bin a long dey.”
Dunt fergit 2 enzymadicklly kleen ur contcats 2nite!
dat’s onwee tawaise uh munf. u be’z otay fur nao. lol. da enzymadics be burinin mah eyzez an i noe do itz lyk iz post tuh. butz nao i’z haz cowceeum deepazits an datz bads. contcats lenz is veree spensiv foar me. badz eyzez. veree badz.
I haz long dai 2. Mabee I can has baf 2 aftr I dun studeein.
On a purrsonul noet, hauw mutch wurk has I duns heer 2dai? How I gets payd mah wayges fur playung wiff mah ichc lolfrens al dai lonng?
Lyf b pritty durn gud.
durn tootin’!
Hah! U gitz r lurve an sileeness.
Ezzacly. I getz gud graydz an all i does iz plaey wif ichc all da clas. Nawt sure how diz wurkz. But I nawt have problum wif it.
I prommise G-d dat iffen i getz da jorb i’m waitin to heer bout, iffen i getz it i prommis not to spend no worktyme on ichc playin wif my lolfrenz, nor on instantmesseruper playin wif my reellife frenz. i gonna be guuud lil wurkerbee.
also boreded.
yeah, gud luks wif dat promise. i tink G-d has a gud sense of hoomer, dough. Mebbe ichc is strate paf to hebbin.
Yu onlee need to watch kittehs playin for about ten sekunds to noe how gud sense of hoomer teh Almitey has.
Or luk at a lolrus for 1 sekund.
ah rekn G_d has a sense of homer d’oh. iz d eternal fat clown ridin on d razor’s edj between nookular disaster and aksidentl brillyansz. an has awl d beer.
GOOD LUCK GLADYS!!!!
Hoep u gets teh jawb, Gladys!!
an hopes it has unmonitored innerwebs aksess!!
*snikr*
Flartus cawl iz funnee. go in for job innervue an sez ‘o, an bai the way, i insist on unmonitored innerwebs aksess. is onlee way i can get mah best wurks dun, srsly. kthxfuxbai.’
Kitteh haz had longlong day of eetin, sleepzin, and chasin da sunshiin.
Mai Pritty Wun’z sink srsly duz teh trick
Iz deep an kool an nice an slick
Wif nowaryz for mai furz to goez
I canz koolz off frum tayl to toez
Wenz I kurlz up unnder teh spowtz
Derez no sayf wayz to getz me owt!
Jack.
Nevah seens a kittteh laik deh sink. Deys mostly all claws awout.
We luvz yoo an yer versus, Jack!
Jeevs
Plz brng mee mah nail fyle, de bavving saltce, an vodker on der rocks. B a good deir, fanks.
That guy rocks!
I’m in my speedboat, shoutin’ out to teh beach bunnehz….
Hay babe, wanna joyn meh?
i can haz bubblz plz? k thx.
hes washun hiz harbls!!!
kittehs in sinkeses haiku
bubblee bathz iz niiiiiiiice
wecohver fum kotch de miiiiiiiice
owt nao? DO NOT WANT!!!
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Oh, waitur – ‘nuzzer catnip juelip pliz.
How U doin?
Yes!
moer like- i in ur sink, pluggin ur pipes wif awl mai furrr. dats wut mai kittehs do.
I had kitteh named Spook who liked drinking from the faucet in the sink.
I miss him, he was a good kitteh.
Check out fo’ mo’ kittehs with a porcelain fetish. Go, now!
Dat be
http://www.catsinsinks.com
!
Come here often?
Whut’s a nyce kitteh lyk u doin in a pwace lyk dis?
Make me wanna take buuble baf
[...] c? only kittehs git 2 b in sinks. [...]
LOL
i loled!