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I CAN NOT HAS FISH

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…DONT KNOW HOW TO USE CHOPSTIX

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kitty needs training chopsticks

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

Annie

Wud radder has cheezburger, anywaz

 
Bizkitmama

I can has budder, lemonz and broyler, plz? Kthx.

 
Melissa

insert opposable thumb joke here.

Lisa

Followed by obligatory sushi joke.

Teho

then some Soviet Russia, a harbl or two, and just a pinch of pleh

Flartus

sprinkled with references to Star Wars, Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica, Duck Dodgers, etc. and some old song lyrics…

 
Melissa

Now THAT wuz full of win an awsum!!1! OMG PONIES!!!1

 
 
whiskers

moar tehn a pinch of pleh w/ all dis post going round.

luvs you guys, you make my day.

 
 
 
 
LOLDemon

Kitteh iz dewing veree well 4 furst tyme and beyin a kitteh az wel. Iz OK, kitteh. U tried. Jest yooz fork. Or fays.

 
Melissa

I doant need no stinkin chopstix! i gots fangs an clawses! nom nom nawm nawm.
Ooohhhh nummie feesh!

ronniecat

Were dere’s will dere’s way

NOM NOM NOM

 
 
Ceefax

Is there any way of developing technology which would automatically inflict a small electric shock, or perhaps a blow from a boxing glove on a spring on anyone, anywhere who makes “First post” posts?

Sorry, I mean

Iz der anywai ov deveplin technloljee dat wud automatiklee ‘flict smal lektrik shok, or phaps a blo from boxins gluv on sprung on peeps what meak “furst post” psts pls kthx bai.

sandy

lolz. you can has dialectizer translater.

 
Melissa

At leest person dinnit jus rite FIRST! And it aktuly dunnat happen dat much here. Not as much as ovver sites i goes too.

 
CrazyOldLady

LOVE that yu translatid into lolspeak fur us!! And I iz 100% total agreemint wit teh hole “first” caacaa!!

 
Shan

can u marry me 2 plz?
i has manee chz-spousez, but u r speshul.
jus liek the rets of dem.
kthx

 
nichole

I ‘gree! I dun care bout hoo iz first. I comes here to see teh lolcats an reed teh lolcomments. “First” iz not lolcomment. “first” not funny!

 
Teho

Over at CO, we wield the mighty modhammer to discourage such affrontery.

(”we can has bleen”)

Menopaws

Too bad keyboard not come with “Shaddup” key…

“Hey look, I…” !!!SHADDUP!!!…” *boink*

Then little Scowlie Face pop up, to taunt … ha ha!

Flartus

LOL!!! iz a scowlie kitteh face?

 
tenhousecats

whut? yur’s not got one ob dem?????? will hab to ask where my cats boughted dere pawbord…

 
 
 
omniana

dey shud do whut Fark doez

aneewun hoo postz “firs post” getz wurds change to sumthin els and tymestamp on postz goez ahed twlv ours. Iz much awsum.

 
lynette

omg u translated it! Bahahahahahaha!!1! much win!

 
 
KITTKAT

OH WOW!! Wish SIAMESE COUSIN WAZ HERE!!

ggnarl

I herdz of Siamees twin, butt Siamees couzin??

Bugsey

dem butts look de same two likes dem siamese twins?

B!

lol! Now THAT i pay to sees!

Simeez cuzins, nex on da Springer Spaniel Show!!

Talonvaki

They’re cousins! Identical cousins as you can see…

 
 
 
 
 
Flartus

teh hell u don’t…u usin ‘em bedder than i cans! I i gots them stinkin oppos…apposta…well, u nose!!

 
Lisa

Dinner. Moar fun den yoo ken shayke a stick at.

Teho

do i hears fowr? i can has led zeplin?

typingisnotactivism

yez, can has Zeplin rite after Sushi an the Banned Cheez.

 
 
 
 
david

Funny Photos!!!!
I found the blog via feedburner and it’s really funny!

congratulations!

Menopaws

ohhhhh, david … u be adiktd veree veree soon … u be sorree neow!

 
 
Jeanie

whew. i iz glad sumbunneh else wuz finkin dat too. wuz frayd i wuz da onliest wun. definitlee fotochoppd. still qyute doh!

 
 
stendhalismo

(yawn) whut?

actually looks like kitty has very posable thumbs. THEY’RE LEARNING OMG

Flartus

I wud gives you brgrz, but they ain’t none dere!!!

[invisible brgrz]

CrazyOldLady

Yeah….anybuddy find owt whuts up wit dat?

Lisa

I seez burgrz, no prob.

(Den agin, I seez lotz o’ maginaree fings. Mebbe ah cookeded tew manee brayn sells in college.)

 
yvi-kitteh

yay COL, seems to be browser specific problem. try a different one.

B!

Dunno, I use firefox on both ma puters, but onee wun showz da burger vote tingees….

Voties is on da reglar puter, not on da lappie…..weird….

 
tenhousecats

cuz iffen da cheesburgers drip toppings onto da lappytop it harder to fix?

 
Annie

Can NOT put in dishwassher. Vry bad for “puter”……….

 
Jeanie

i cudnt see da burgrz lazt nyt eevr. but toonyt i can seez dem. berra berra stranj.

 
CrazyOldLady

Annie…..mah puter did not have “No Dishwashering dis fing” stamp on it…how’m I spozed to no deez fings????? Ahm an ole woman, dammit….yu gotz to splain evurthin to me ya know!! Thx fur teh vury importint info, tho!! LOL

 
tenhousecats

we old wimmins got to stick togethfur yu noes.

 
 
 
 
 
 
Cygnia

I can has omakase plz?

 
Allen

kitteh no like feeshie smeelz, its like, “smeel like wet doogie! do not want!”

squeaky wheel

sooshi no haz feeshi smell - gud frsh sooshi smell nummers! i feedz my catz sooshi bunches. dey luvs.

 
 
Dustbunny

I can’tz eatz dis sushi wiffout sake…Waiter, sake to me!!

Menopaws

hahaha! “…sake to me!!”

Richard Nixon sayin “Sock it to ME?” was just a classic! He couldn’t even get THAT right!

CrazyOldLady

Oh yeah!! What a grate memoree

tenhousecats

funny, we not find nuffin bout nixon or dem years dat funny, akshually

Teho

…cos dey has coms bak an biets us on teh @$$

B!

Den we needs more laffin or laff-in. mebbe paints our bodeez lik yung Goldie Hawn an dance liek happee hippees?

Hmmm, impeeechmint firs, I tink…..den happiniss come bak…

 
Teho

BOFE dese boosh prezzys can has pikt mpeachmint prufing bfoar dey wuz eben in ofis.
prez quayle? PLEH
pres cheny? ÜBER-PLEH

daggit nows i gots al plitticol an pistof.

 
Menopaws

Bring bak teh guillotine … now *there’s* a gud tyme! March em up an do a slic em n dice em!
Callz it teh Boosh-o-Matic … yesss!

 
Gladys

Teho, bettr to be pistoff dan pistonn.

Which is yet nother argooment aginst da BOOSH residencee, cometothinkofit.

 
scarletkitty

Haz u seen liddul Bush yet? Iz deh awesum! Bowt time we beez startin sumfin lyke dat.
And Nixon on de laff-ins wuz WUNNERFULEST EVER.
Best polytical postur of awl timez wuz:
Don’t switch dicks in the middle of a screw.
Vote for Nixon in 72.
Lurved it!! ♥♥♥
Wish I had wun.