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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
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Wud radder has cheezburger, anywaz
I can has budder, lemonz and broyler, plz? Kthx.
insert opposable thumb joke here.
Followed by obligatory sushi joke.
then some Soviet Russia, a harbl or two, and just a pinch of pleh
sprinkled with references to Star Wars, Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica, Duck Dodgers, etc. and some old song lyrics…
Now THAT wuz full of win an awsum!!1! OMG PONIES!!!1
dem ponys sur gets arownd
and where IS ceiling cat, enyway?
…floored.
moar tehn a pinch of pleh w/ all dis post going round.
luvs you guys, you make my day.
Kitteh iz dewing veree well 4 furst tyme and beyin a kitteh az wel. Iz OK, kitteh. U tried. Jest yooz fork. Or fays.
I doant need no stinkin chopstix! i gots fangs an clawses! nom nom nawm nawm.
Ooohhhh nummie feesh!
Were dere’s will dere’s way
NOM NOM NOM
Is there any way of developing technology which would automatically inflict a small electric shock, or perhaps a blow from a boxing glove on a spring on anyone, anywhere who makes “First post” posts?
Sorry, I mean
Iz der anywai ov deveplin technloljee dat wud automatiklee ‘flict smal lektrik shok, or phaps a blo from boxins gluv on sprung on peeps what meak “furst post” psts pls kthx bai.
lolz. you can has dialectizer translater.
At leest person dinnit jus rite FIRST! And it aktuly dunnat happen dat much here. Not as much as ovver sites i goes too.
LOVE that yu translatid into lolspeak fur us!! And I iz 100% total agreemint wit teh hole “first” caacaa!!
can u marry me 2 plz?
i has manee chz-spousez, but u r speshul.
jus liek the rets of dem.
kthx
I ‘gree! I dun care bout hoo iz first. I comes here to see teh lolcats an reed teh lolcomments. “First” iz not lolcomment. “first” not funny!
Over at CO, we wield the mighty modhammer to discourage such affrontery.
(“we can has bleen”)
Too bad keyboard not come with “Shaddup” key…
“Hey look, I…” !!!SHADDUP!!!…” *boink*
Then little Scowlie Face pop up, to taunt … ha ha!
LOL!!! iz a scowlie kitteh face?
whut? yur’s not got one ob dem?????? will hab to ask where my cats boughted dere pawbord…
dey shud do whut Fark doez
aneewun hoo postz “firs post” getz wurds change to sumthin els and tymestamp on postz goez ahed twlv ours. Iz much awsum.
omg u translated it! Bahahahahahaha!!1! much win!
lol “much win” i takes it u likez engrish funi
just what i was thinking, sorry, think everyday when i see comments! great idea
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just wot i was finkin soz fink evrydai wen i c coments gr8 idia
OH WOW!! Wish SIAMESE COUSIN WAZ HERE!!
I herdz of Siamees twin, butt Siamees couzin??
dem butts look de same two likes dem siamese twins?
lol! Now THAT i pay to sees!
Simeez cuzins, nex on da Springer Spaniel Show!!
They’re cousins! Identical cousins as you can see…
teh hell u don’t…u usin ‘em bedder than i cans! I i gots them stinkin oppos…apposta…well, u nose!!
Dinner. Moar fun den yoo ken shayke a stick at.
Tu stikz.
do i hears fowr? i can has led zeplin?
yez, can has Zeplin rite after Sushi an the Banned Cheez.
Funny Photos!!!!
I found the blog via feedburner and it’s really funny!
congratulations!
ohhhhh, david … u be adiktd veree veree soon … u be sorree neow!
dat kitteh haz PhotoShopsticks
whew. i iz glad sumbunneh else wuz finkin dat too. wuz frayd i wuz da onliest wun. definitlee fotochoppd. still qyute doh!
Stend? Stend?
(yawn) whut?
actually looks like kitty has very posable thumbs. THEY’RE LEARNING OMG
I wud gives you brgrz, but they ain’t none dere!!!
[invisible brgrz]
Yeah….anybuddy find owt whuts up wit dat?
I seez burgrz, no prob.
(Den agin, I seez lotz o’ maginaree fings. Mebbe ah cookeded tew manee brayn sells in college.)
yay COL, seems to be browser specific problem. try a different one.
Dunno, I use firefox on both ma puters, but onee wun showz da burger vote tingees….
Voties is on da reglar puter, not on da lappie…..weird….
cuz iffen da cheesburgers drip toppings onto da lappytop it harder to fix?
Can NOT put in dishwassher. Vry bad for “puter”……….
i cudnt see da burgrz lazt nyt eevr. but toonyt i can seez dem. berra berra stranj.
Annie…..mah puter did not have “No Dishwashering dis fing” stamp on it…how’m I spozed to no deez fings????? Ahm an ole woman, dammit….yu gotz to splain evurthin to me ya know!! Thx fur teh vury importint info, tho!! LOL
we old wimmins got to stick togethfur yu noes.
I can has omakase plz?
kitteh no like feeshie smeelz, its like, “smeel like wet doogie! do not want!”
sooshi no haz feeshi smell – gud frsh sooshi smell nummers! i feedz my catz sooshi bunches. dey luvs.
I can’tz eatz dis sushi wiffout sake…Waiter, sake to me!!
hahaha! “…sake to me!!”
Richard Nixon sayin “Sock it to ME?” was just a classic! He couldn’t even get THAT right!
Oh yeah!! What a grate memoree
funny, we not find nuffin bout nixon or dem years dat funny, akshually
…cos dey has coms bak an biets us on teh @$$
Den we needs more laffin or laff-in. mebbe paints our bodeez lik yung Goldie Hawn an dance liek happee hippees?
Hmmm, impeeechmint firs, I tink…..den happiniss come bak…
BOFE dese boosh prezzys can has pikt mpeachmint prufing bfoar dey wuz eben in ofis.
prez quayle? PLEH
pres cheny? ÃœBER-PLEH
daggit nows i gots al plitticol an pistof.
Bring bak teh guillotine … now *there’s* a gud tyme! March em up an do a slic em n dice em!
Callz it teh Boosh-o-Matic … yesss!
Teho, bettr to be pistoff dan pistonn.
Which is yet nother argooment aginst da BOOSH residencee, cometothinkofit.
Haz u seen liddul Bush yet? Iz deh awesum! Bowt time we beez startin sumfin lyke dat.
And Nixon on de laff-ins wuz WUNNERFULEST EVER.
Best polytical postur of awl timez wuz:
Don’t switch dicks in the middle of a screw.
Vote for Nixon in 72.
Lurved it!! ♥♥♥
Wish I had wun.
greyt responze, gladys…..
cept we be tinking dat mebbe we be in BOF playces rite now.
[invisible brgrz]
Kitteh no need sake wen kitteh has GIANT SAPPORO!!!
Konichiwa to mah tummy tastee fishies!
Hmm…kitteh has Bunway Airlines ears? Doez I smellz conspirasee? Or is it just teh feesh?
heeyy…where teh little cheezbrgr votey thingys by my name? Feelin left out…
mee. too….
Sent cheez & tofu e-mail bout it…
Itz not teh fihsh. Itz teh plaztik. Doan U seez itz? Dey stuk teh chawpstikz truu teh plaztik. Datz Y kitteh’s eerz R bak, an kitteh iz tryn ta uuz teh chawpstikz 2 getz 2 teh fihsh. Smaht fotygrafr, buht nawt nise 2 kitteh.
not so smart, once teh kitteh figgers owt he been gived plastic fishees!
Peenkz fish singz sweetly
Kitteh pawzez tu ansser
teh lush Syren’z song
Kitteh’z hedd swurling
Nom Nom Nom will hav to waytz
Whut ar deeze lawng thingz?
Kitteh “Pleh!”z Chopstix
Dijitul deksterritee
Beeyawnd Kitteh’z grasp
Jack.
OMGWTFBBQROTFLMAO!!1!!
Jack FTW wif awl da poultry.
Jack’s werk is poultry in motion.
NOM to Jacks poultry!
OMGWTFPEONIES!!!
Poor kitteh…cawt in a photoshop.
At leest it r cute.
I can has shopping?
I can haz a spork?
FYV CHEEZBURGERZ DAMMIT!!!1!
[invisidible brgz]
Kitteh lovez teh nummy salmonz but dis daikon radush? DO NOT WANT!
kitteh stop playin de drums an eatz da sooshi
Must all the comments be in lolspeak? Anyway…
I like the kitty’s expression
Why, not at all, Lizzie! You may speak in any way you deem communicable here. However, we all thinkz dat da lolspeak be espeshullee funnee wen iz abowt capshund kittehs! k? thx bai.
and da onliest way to rly lern a langwidge is to purractiss it wif natif-meowers.
i iz embarised
i goes kommit hara kitty
kitteh needz to open eyez, mebee seez fish betrs
I can has fork?
catious kitteh skips teh wahsawbee…flaming sinuses=DO NOT WANT
i’m juss mad about salmon,
the salmon in front of me.
i’m juss mad about salmon,
theez chopstix come from a tree.
Ah call mah Salmon Ella,
(bite lightly)
LOL
(now cue storm of “barf’d” and “pleh” URLs)
dang! a Donovan reference! i lubz it!
Kitteh: dropstix da chopstix an go face-firs into fisheeplate. Iz my advice to yoo. Chopstix makin da nom nom nom happen wif too much slowlyness.
choptsickz cant has cheezeburger too.
I’s gonna eet u littel fisheh.
[...] dun worry, kittehs not gud at teh fugu (Wuts fugu u asks?) [...]
wel I spose tat gud, uderwiz he be ded
just eat it off teh plate. thts wat I doo xD
[...] but did u lern hao 2 use chopstix 2 git fishies? [...]
[...] if onlee i knew hao 2 use chopstix. [...]
I teech kitteh how 2 use chopstix. He haz no pozable thumbs tho.0_o
Hard 2 teech kitteh, he nawt lisn.
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you dont have to be a genius too see the chopsticks are fake
i repostez ma coment:
u dun hav 2 b ceilin cat 2 c dey use fotosop on da chopstiks
Yes, rnt u speshul.
cant hep mself… i lol’d