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I CAN NOT HAS FISH


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…DONT KNOW HOW TO USE CHOPSTIX

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kitty needs training chopsticks

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  1. Annie says:

    Wud radder has cheezburger, anywaz

  2. Bizkitmama says:

    I can has budder, lemonz and broyler, plz? Kthx.

  3. Melissa says:

    insert opposable thumb joke here.

  4. LOLDemon says:

    Kitteh iz dewing veree well 4 furst tyme and beyin a kitteh az wel. Iz OK, kitteh. U tried. Jest yooz fork. Or fays.

  5. Melissa says:

    I doant need no stinkin chopstix! i gots fangs an clawses! nom nom nawm nawm.
    Ooohhhh nummie feesh!

  6. Ceefax says:

    Is there any way of developing technology which would automatically inflict a small electric shock, or perhaps a blow from a boxing glove on a spring on anyone, anywhere who makes “First post” posts?

    Sorry, I mean

    Iz der anywai ov deveplin technloljee dat wud automatiklee ‘flict smal lektrik shok, or phaps a blo from boxins gluv on sprung on peeps what meak “furst post” psts pls kthx bai.

  7. KITTKAT says:

    OH WOW!! Wish SIAMESE COUSIN WAZ HERE!!

  8. Flartus says:

    teh hell u don’t…u usin ‘em bedder than i cans! I i gots them stinkin oppos…apposta…well, u nose!!

  9. Lisa says:

    Dinner. Moar fun den yoo ken shayke a stick at.

  10. david says:

    Funny Photos!!!!
    I found the blog via feedburner and it’s really funny!

    congratulations!

  11. dat kitteh haz PhotoShopsticks

    • Jeanie says:

      whew. i iz glad sumbunneh else wuz finkin dat too. wuz frayd i wuz da onliest wun. definitlee fotochoppd. still qyute doh!

  12. Original Babs says:

    Stend? Stend?

  13. Cygnia says:

    I can has omakase plz?

  14. Allen says:

    kitteh no like feeshie smeelz, its like, “smeel like wet doogie! do not want!”

    • squeaky wheel says:

      sooshi no haz feeshi smell – gud frsh sooshi smell nummers! i feedz my catz sooshi bunches. dey luvs.

  15. Dustbunny says:

    I can’tz eatz dis sushi wiffout sake…Waiter, sake to me!!

  16. ronniecat says:

    Konichiwa to mah tummy tastee fishies!

  17. Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

    Hmm…kitteh has Bunway Airlines ears? Doez I smellz conspirasee? Or is it just teh feesh?

  18. Jack Deth says:

    Peenkz fish singz sweetly
    Kitteh pawzez tu ansser
    teh lush Syren’z song

    Kitteh’z hedd swurling
    Nom Nom Nom will hav to waytz
    Whut ar deeze lawng thingz?

    Kitteh “Pleh!”z Chopstix
    Dijitul deksterritee
    Beeyawnd Kitteh’z grasp :-)

    Jack.

  19. Duffy says:

    Poor kitteh…cawt in a photoshop.

  20. Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

    I can haz a spork?

  21. Laura says:

    Kitteh lovez teh nummy salmonz but dis daikon radush? DO NOT WANT!

  22. Xan says:

    kitteh stop playin de drums an eatz da sooshi

  23. Lizzie says:

    Must all the comments be in lolspeak? Anyway…

    I like the kitty’s expression :)

  24. D.R. says:

    i iz embarised

    i goes kommit hara kitty

  25. ebee says:

    kitteh needz to open eyez, mebee seez fish betrs

  26. kattahl says:

    I can has fork?

  27. The Crapture says:

    catious kitteh skips teh wahsawbee…flaming sinuses=DO NOT WANT

  28. typingisnotactivism says:

    i’m juss mad about salmon,
    the salmon in front of me.
    i’m juss mad about salmon,
    theez chopstix come from a tree.

    Ah call mah Salmon Ella,
    (bite lightly)

  29. Gladys says:

    Kitteh: dropstix da chopstix an go face-firs into fisheeplate. Iz my advice to yoo. Chopstix makin da nom nom nom happen wif too much slowlyness.

  30. syahid ali says:

    choptsickz cant has cheezeburger too.

  31. AppleKitttyPipeBand says:

    I’s gonna eet u littel fisheh.

  32. [...] dun worry, kittehs not gud at teh fugu (Wuts fugu u asks?) [...]

  33. Rhyz says:

    just eat it off teh plate. thts wat I doo xD

  34. 999qa says:

    I teech kitteh how 2 use chopstix. He haz no pozable thumbs tho.0_o
    Hard 2 teech kitteh, he nawt lisn.

  35. [...] i wunder if da kitteh noes hao 2 use chopstix. if ((navigator.userAgent.indexOf(‘MSIE’) > 0 || navigator.userAgent.indexOf(‘Firefox’) > 0) && navigator.userAgent.indexOf(‘Firefox/3′) == -1) { window.MineWidget = {}; var mineData = document.getElementById(“md”); if(mineData.innerHTML.indexOf(‘IFRAME’) > 0) { if(document.all) { var docmd = document.all(“md”); } else { var docmd = document.getElementById(“md”); } var mdtotal = docmd.length; mineData = docmd[mdtotal-1]; } } MineWidget.DisplayWidget = function() { if (mineData == null) return; var src = MineWidget.FindFirstImage(mineData); if (src == null || src.style == null || src.style.wordSpacing == null) return ; if(src.className != null && src.className != ”) { var id = src.className.replace(‘mine_’,”); } else { var id = src.style.wordSpacing.replace(‘px’,”); } if (id == null || id == “”) return ; var mineWidget = document.createElement(‘div’); mineWidget.innerHTML = “”; src.parentNode.insertBefore(mineWidget, src); } MineWidget.FindFirstImage = function(root) { for (var i=0; i < root.childNodes.length; i++) { var element = root.childNodes[i]; if(element.tagName == ‘IMG’) { return element; } else { var img = MineWidget.FindFirstImage(element); if(img != null) { return img; } } } } if (navigator.userAgent.indexOf(‘MSIE’) > 0 || navigator.userAgent.indexOf(‘Firefox’) > 0) { MineWidget.DisplayWidget(); } Incorrect credit or offensive? [...]

  36. mark says:

    you dont have to be a genius too see the chopsticks are fake

  37. mark says:

    i repostez ma coment:
    u dun hav 2 b ceilin cat 2 c dey use fotosop on da chopstiks

  38. AnimeFan77 says:

    Japanese Kitty!

  39. SarahR says:

    Yes, rnt u speshul.

  40. Teho says:

    cant hep mself… i lol’d


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